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TEH GAY: You can’t stop it, you can only hope to contain it

by DougJ

Red State pick for RNC chair, Ken Blackwell:

If in fact you would feel better for me to say to you that, one, I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed, and that makes you feel better, then that is what I’m saying in the clearest of terms.

Presumably, there will at some point be a web poll in which I can vote for Ken Blackwell as RNC chair. When that day comes, I and the rest of the Red State Strike Force will be ready to rain down on Katon Dawson and “Chip” Saltsman like a bolt of lightning followed by sudden thundershowers.

Assholes | 11:53 pm |

37 Responses to “TEH GAY: You can’t stop it, you can only hope to contain it”

  1. 1
    January 12th, 2009 at 11:56 pm Reply to this comment

    ed

    Please do not stop showing the official Chickenhawk Insignia with these posts.

  2. 2
    January 12th, 2009 at 11:58 pm Reply to this comment

    TheAssInTheHatOnMyCat(Formerly Comrade Tax Analyst)

    I think RedState has this guy confused with "Mr. Blackwell", the clothing critic of the celeb crowd. But that "Blackwell" died a little while back, although that doesn’t mean he couldn’t still be a swell-dandy head of the RNC. After all, functioning brain-matter doesn’t seem to be a pressing requirement.

  3. 3
    January 12th, 2009 at 11:59 pm Reply to this comment

    DougJ

    I think RedState has this guy confused with "Mr. Blackwell", the clothing critic of the celeb crowd. But that "Blackwell" died a little while back.

    You have to admit, Mr. Blackwell did a splendid job of restraining his urges during those Oscar shows.

  4. 4
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:05 am Reply to this comment

    gbear

    I personally think they should go with Chris Blackwell, the founder of Island Records. SO much good music…

    Doug, can you get a tour jacket with that insignia on it? At least you know no one would want to steal it.

  5. 5
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:17 am Reply to this comment

    AkaDad

    Some Republicans need two closets to contain teh gay.

  6. 6
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:27 am Reply to this comment

    sus

    Check this. ha!
    http://www.unattributable.com/.....-rhapsody/

  7. 7
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am Reply to this comment

    Delia

    Ah, the Strike Force. And what are they containing TEH GAY in? And how is Mr. Blackwell helping? These are urgent questions that RedState needs to get back to us on.

  8. 8
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am Reply to this comment

    wilfred the shoe thrower

    You need an anthem: To the tune of the obvious:

    From the stalls of public toilets
    to our parents’ basement lairs
    we wil piss and moan and wank a lot
    in our plush lined swivel chairs

    etc.

  9. 9
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:49 am Reply to this comment

    Aaron

    "heterosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed"- just ask a catholic priest.

  10. 10
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:56 am Reply to this comment

    Tattoosydney

    If in fact you would feel better for me to say to you that, one, I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed, and that makes you feel better, then that is what I’m saying in the clearest of terms.

    For someone trying to speak in the clearest of terms, that was a fucking convoluted sentence…

  11. 11
    January 13th, 2009 at 1:19 am Reply to this comment

    Jay Severin Has A Small Pen1s

    I’m sorry.

    But this is "Teh Gay":

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XN1tYUOzQA

  12. 12
    January 13th, 2009 at 1:19 am Reply to this comment

    Garrigus Carraig

    Black? Well…

  13. 13
    January 13th, 2009 at 1:22 am Reply to this comment

    Martin

    "blackness is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed"- just ask Jim Crow.

    "Jewness is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed"- just ask Adolph Hitler.

    I could do this all day…

  14. 14
    January 13th, 2009 at 1:24 am Reply to this comment

    Lihtox

    I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed…

    Well, that is true…but so is heterosexuality.

    ...and that makes you feel better

    Is this saying that repressing homosexuality makes you feel better? Geez, those hippie Republicans, always worried about what feels good instead of what is good. :P

  15. 15
    January 13th, 2009 at 1:58 am Reply to this comment

    chrismealy

    RS Trike Force!

  16. 16
    January 13th, 2009 at 3:08 am Reply to this comment

    MTmofo

    Notice the resemblance of the star in the RS patch to the NATO flag? Red and white, not blue and white, buuuut…why?

  17. 17
    January 13th, 2009 at 5:34 am Reply to this comment

    myiq2xu

    Posted in Assholes at 11:53 pm

    Department of Unintentional Humor?

  18. 18
    January 13th, 2009 at 6:10 am Reply to this comment

    in canaduh

    wait, you got douj a job here?

  19. 19
    January 13th, 2009 at 6:15 am Reply to this comment

    kommrade reproductive vigor

    like a bolt of lightning followed by sudden thunder ^golden showers.

    Fxd.

    The GOP - Piss on ‘em.

  20. 20
    January 13th, 2009 at 6:20 am Reply to this comment

    Conservatively Liberal

    Department of Unintentional Humor?

    Naaa, it’s the category that attracted you GoatBoy. If the foo shits, you wear it. Hey Miquey, you get your self-esteem back yet? I saw your confessions over at Wonkette the other day and I am impressed that you are going to start charging.

    It’s about time you make some money doing what you do best.

  21. 21
    January 13th, 2009 at 7:31 am Reply to this comment

    4tehlulz

    YOU CAN’T STOP TEH GHEY, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN IT

  22. 22
    January 13th, 2009 at 8:13 am Reply to this comment

    r€nato

    Please do not stop showing the official Chickenhawk Insignia with these posts.

    seconded.

  23. 23
    January 13th, 2009 at 8:37 am Reply to this comment

    4tehlulz

    DISREGARD THAT I CONTAIN COCKS

  24. 24
    January 13th, 2009 at 8:47 am Reply to this comment

    michael

    Thunder and lightning… Just like the opening to the disco cassic "It’s raining men," right?

  25. 25
    January 13th, 2009 at 9:00 am Reply to this comment

    ComradeDread

    I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed

    heterosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed

    All sexuality is a biological compulsion that can be controlled.

    I just don’t particularly trust or think that the government is the best moral agent to be the controller of all of our individual biological impulses.

  26. 26
    January 13th, 2009 at 9:27 am Reply to this comment

    Bob In Pacifica

    Chris Blackwell’s Island Records put out Nick Drake’s "Northern Sky". A truly gorgeous piece of music. If I recall the story correctly, John Cale was slumming in London at the time, and between heroin jags did the wonderful organ on that track. One of the most beautiful songs ever.

  27. 27
    January 13th, 2009 at 9:39 am Reply to this comment

    NonyNony

    Red State pick for RNC chair, Ken Blackwell

    That’s funny. He’s also my pick for RNC chair.

    Having lived in Ohio for over two decades at this point, I have witnessed exactly how competent an administrator Ken Blackwell can be. And I see exactly how he left Ohio when his route through our elected offices was mercifully terminated by the voters in ‘06.

    If he can do for the RNC what he did for Ohio, he’d be exactly the guy I’d want helming the current GOP operation.

  28. 28
    January 13th, 2009 at 9:58 am Reply to this comment

    libarbarian

    DougJ,

    I just wanted to thank you for your service to this country. You and the other Red State Strike Force are the thin red line keeping out the hords of Obamislamocommunazism.

    God Bless you my son. God Bles you.

  29. 29
    January 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am Reply to this comment

    libarbarian

    Make that Queerobamislamocommunazism.

  30. 30
    January 13th, 2009 at 10:20 am Reply to this comment

    R-Jud

    @Bob In Pacifica:

    Chris Blackwell’s Island Records put out Nick Drake’s "Northern Sky". A truly gorgeous piece of music.

    Agreed. It was our first dance song at our wedding. The problem is that we can’t listen to it anymore because we both get all sappy and moon-eyed and maudlin if we hear it.

  31. 31
    January 13th, 2009 at 10:27 am Reply to this comment

    NonyNony

    @NonyNony:

    Replying to myself, it appears that the Ohio GOP disagrees with both me and Red State about Ken Blackwell being the obvious choice for RNC chair. The head of the Ohio GOP has endorsed Mike Duncan over Ken Blackwell for the position. This should come as no surprise to anyone who has witnessed just how awesome Blackwell’s administrative and interpersonal skills are, or to anyone who expects the GOP to put someone useful into that role. But still, sad for me because I have high hopes of being able to watch Blackwell drive the crazybus that is the modern GOP.

  32. 32
    January 13th, 2009 at 10:38 am Reply to this comment

    Cabalamat

    But will this prevent the gays from impurifying our precious bodily fluids?

  33. 33
    January 13th, 2009 at 11:42 am Reply to this comment

    Binkyboy

    Personally I would like to see some suggestions and plans for how we can assist Mr. Blackwell in his quest for the RNC Chair, something besides online polls. I suggest that everyone start writing op-ed pages. Maybe there is a phone bank that we can help man? Whose leg do we have to hump to make this happen?

  34. 34
    January 13th, 2009 at 12:25 pm Reply to this comment

    Glocksman

    I made up a new logo for our brave friends in the ‘strike force’.

    http://glocksman.lrpctech.com/farce.gif

    It’s work safe

    John, feel free to use this one if you want to.

  35. 35
    January 13th, 2009 at 2:14 pm Reply to this comment

    Al Swearengen

    Jon Stewart set the standard comeback for stupid "gay is a choice" closeted fuckheads when he asked Huckabee "When did you decide to not be gay?"

    It should always be followed with "Well, unlike you, I didn’t have to make a conscious choice to not be gay" to really get their fucking goats.

  36. 36
    January 13th, 2009 at 4:18 pm Reply to this comment

    Glocksman

    One more photoshopping of the Stroke Force™ logo.

    This one is NOT work safe.

    http://glocksman.lrpctech.com/strokeforce.jpg

    Again, feel free to use this as needed.

  37. 37
    January 13th, 2009 at 5:21 pm Reply to this comment

    binzinerator

    I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed or changed

    That’s why they favor wetsuits and ligatures.

    Contain. Contain. Must Contain. Constrict and bind and repress. Bind and repress and..whoops! How’d that dildo manage to pop outta there?

    Whew, good thing it wasn’t a real cock. That might indicate a compulsion.