Remember the Unitarian Jihad? Now you can get your own name:
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Holy Claymore of Enlightened Tranquility. What’s yours?
by John Cole| 80 Comments
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Remember the Unitarian Jihad? Now you can get your own name:
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Holy Claymore of Enlightened Tranquility. What’s yours?
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Kilkee
Wow. “Brother ICBM of Love.’ How did they know? I likie.
Nerf
Brother/Sister Baseball Bat of Mercy
Incertus
Brother Inspired Pepper Spray of Unassuming Contemplation
D. Mason
Brother/Sister Honorable Howitzer of Tolerance
Just Some Fuckhead
Brother Dynamite Vest Of Diversity
Tony J
Brother Sharpened Screwdriver of Humanitarianism
Krista
Sister Immaculate Switchblade of Understanding
I love it.
Clutch414
Brother Joyous Pistol of Patient Prudence
CD
Brother Shining Ice Pick of Humanitarianism.
TheFountainHead
Brother/Sister Baseball Bat of Compassionate Forgiveness
I think it’s broken. That can’t be my name.
Zifnab
Brother Mushroom Cloud of Love?
Sounds liked a drugged out hippie thing.
cleek
“Marshal.ReleaseComObject(selection);”
no, wait. that was just some clipboard crap.
i am… Brother/Sister Arrow of Peace
Dreggas
Brother Flaming Taser of Warm Reason
My motto: I will tase you…bro.
John Cole
The Dynamite vest of Diversity has me crying I am laughing so hard.
JL
Sister Arrow of Peace
Should we sign in using our jihadist name from now on John, You certainly have a wide range of topics, today.
John Cole
Andrew Sullivan is Brother Cosh of Truth.
Al Gore is Brother Honorable Garotte of Debate
Obama is Brother Musket of Contemplation.
JL
Sister Peaceful Battle Axe of Compassionate Mindfulness I didn’t register the name and I have actually been called worse so what the heck.
Xenos
Brother Flaming Whip of Compassionate Harmony
That actually sounds like it came from my libertarian sister-in-law. No brother-in-law gets respect…
South of I-10
Sister Flaming Spear of Fervent Humanitarianism
maxbaer (not the original)
Brother cluster bomb of rational discourse.
Nazgul35
Brother Tactical Baton of Mindful Joy…look at how large my baton is beotches!!!!
joe
Brother Machine Gun of Enlightened Discussion.
Actually, that sounds about right.
Just Some Fuckhead
Thanks. I made it up because I didn’t want to click the link here at work. Overpaid and underappreciated is a dangerous combination for successful continued employment.
w vincentz
Brother Sharpened Screwdriver of Enlightened Patience.
Too funny!
Brachiator
Brother Burning Blunderbuss of Reflection
iluvsummr
I’m Sister Taser of Temperance. I will tase you, gently, 17 times while your back is broken because you fell off an overpass, or not at all. Your choice.
Dennis - SGMM
Brother Napalm of Democratization.
JC
Hate to burst the bubble, but a question – there is a story at Daily Kos:
Obama is the Anti-Christ post
It reminded me – I have a friend who I’ve had since high school, who’s political outlook is, shall we say – radically different from mine.
He’s a person who’s never made a lot of money, and is a Hispanic who lives outside of Orlando. He is very active in a Protestant Hispanic church – there’s been a mini-boomlet of these, in the South recently.
At any rate, recently, when talking about Obama – he’s been saying similar things – “where did this guy come from??” “who is he??” “you know the Bible talks about the anti-Christ coming like this”, etc.
It is crazy stuff, but for this to filter down to this small, podunk, protestant church in Florida – where the sermon is given in Spanish – this MUST be more prevalent than I knew, right?
Of course, all I told him is “he’s Christian, read his books, there is simply NO evidence to ground your fear”, and he listened to me (or pretended to at least.)
Still – creepy, huh?
jake
TENS unit in the shop?
I am Brother Flaming Garotte of Moderate Hope.
wasabi gasp
Brother Venerable Molotov Cocktail of Love
Just Some Fuckhead
Just remind your friend about the first three and a half GOOD years of the coming tribulation. That’s three and a half more than godboy produced in the last seven years.
Original Lee
Sister Honorable Taser of Hope.
I see two other members of my itinerant chapter here. While we may cross paths occasionally, we never cross the beams.
Ninerdave
Brother Shuriken of Equanimity
wasabi gasp
John McCain is:
Grandpa Wet Testical In Toilet
John W Casey
Brother Burning Derringer of Discussion here,
Anybody wanna talk?
Michael D.
Brother Shining Switchblade of Desirable Joy
Nash
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Peaceful Garotte of Tolerance.
Michael D.
Dark Tower reference?
Liz
Sister Atom Bomb of Debate. Each side will have 5 minutes…OR ELSE!
I’d never seen this letter…thank you for re-linking! It’s brilliant.
Nash
Nope, Ghostbusters
Svensker
Sister Flaming Sword of Love. Yeah, baby.
greynoldsct00
Brother/Sister Torch of Desirable Grace
Krista
John McCain:
Brother Cruise Missile of Forgiving Peace
jake
OT: John, you need to get out the Epic Fail photo in honor of Ms. Nikki Tinker.
Z
As Sister Machine Gun of Mild Harmony, I’m gonna shoot this mutha f*ckin place up with rational discourse! Eat my enlightenment, mutha f*ckas!
Dreggas
What I find most amusing here is that these people think some human being is going to appear who can magickally make the world unite behind him. Last I looked we bombed the living shit out of one another just for getting a funny look.
Pb
I think I’ll stick with Brother Molotov Cocktail of Discussion.
Help me out here: if the Antichrist is supposed to be Jewish, then does that mean that Obama is now really a faux Christian / secret Muslim / super secret Jew? Sweet, collect all three.
The Grand Panjandrum
Bow before the mighty:
I won’s tase you … bro.
mark
Brother Orbital Laser of Patient Charity.
Dreggas
The confusion is in Ghost busters it was cross the streams.
JC
Funny enough, he DID vote for John Kerry – although voted for Bush the 1st time. Clinton in 96, and then G.W. Bush in 92.
He is predisposed to vote for a Democrat – being Hispanic, he loathes the immigration fanatics – so he would have voted for Hillary – but this whole smear campaign has activated his religious paranoia reflex…
furrythug
Brother Flaming Spear of Compassionate Reflection
Dreggas
With all the taser bearers here might I just say:
ORDER OF THE SPARK IN DA HOUSE!
Just Some Fuckhead
Sounds like a couple minutes alone with Brother Brass Knuckles Of Convenant Eschatology could ease your friend’s concern.
colleeniem
As Sister Hammer of Desirable Diversity, I venerate our coming savior/destroyer.
Litlebritdifrnt
Sister Nine Iron of Mindful Contemplation here, man that’s going to be hard to get printed on a credit card :)
Jon H
I always liked the Terry Pratchett character Constable Visit, short for ‘Visit-the-unbeliever-with-explanatory-pamphlets’
Napoleon
Brother Cosh of Reason
Immaculate Plasma Rifle of Limited Kindness
Yay!
Conservatively Liberal
Brother Rail Gun of Enlightenment
A single shot of logic always kills them. ;)
Brother Flaming Taser of Warm Reason
I like it.
KRK
Sister Spike of Engaged Peace.
PeterJ
I’m Brother Garotte of Discussion.
Guess that makes me a junior disciple of Al Gore.
RareSanity
Brother Pepper Spray of Debate
I like it…I really like it…
MikeL
Brother Baseball Bat of Tranquility
MikeL
If I use my full name, including middle name, I’m:
Brother ICBM of Mindful Non-Dualism.
Brother Baseball Bat of Tranquility is now sobbing in the corner, in the knowledge that ICBM of [Anything] beats the crap out of Baseball Bat of [Anything].
Mindful Non-Dualism? That’s the icing on the cake!
joeyess
I am Brother Nine Iron of Enlightenment!
MikeL
George W Bush –> Brother Flaming Pistol of Reflection
Then I realized it was a typo. I had typed Biush.
In actuality,
George W Bush –> Brother Cudgel of Undeclared Equanimity
I like the first one a whole lot better. And I suspect most Americans would agree.
See, many of Bush’s problems can be traced to the “Undeclared” thing. Some Reflection would do him good.
Indylib
Sister Axe of Wisdom.
Love it!
bago
Brother Joyous Dagger of Courteous Acceptance. Bow upon my blade!
Jay in Oregon
Brother Machine Gun of Tranquility.
So it was written, so shall it be.
Narcissus
Brother Neutron Bomb of Love.
sweet.
zuzu's petals
Sister Holy Blunderbuss of Kind Contemplation
Libby Spencer
Sister Immaculate Guillotine of Engaged Wisdom
I like it. Makes me feel like the Red Queen in Alice in Wonderland. Sentence first, trial later. Off with their heads.
Cruel Jest
Brother Inspired Pointy Implement of Humanitarianism
It’d got some Monty Python on it. I’m calling it a keeper.
bend
Brother Shining Cudgel of Serenity
farmgirl
I am The Garrotte of Englightenment. Have been for years…
Delia
Sister Derringer of Warm Mindfulness.
I’ll have to remember that when I go to yoga class.
Sister Axe of Courteous Non-Dualism
:-)
freemark
Brother Hydrogen Bomb of Engaged Forgiveness