I know I spend too much time focusing on the clowns at Reason, but this piece by Katherine Mangu-Ward is just too priceless a sample of the type of asshattery that dominates the magazine these days. Starting with the news that Obama called Kanye West a jackass (a statement everyone in the western world agrees with), she pivots to a statement by Muhtar Kent, the President of Coca Cola, making a Soviet Union reference regarding the taxation of soda, and then moves in with that glibertarian smarm we’ve all grown to love:
In his heart of hearts, Obama would clearly love to tax soda. And he may yet get his wish. But for the moment he is worn down, beaten by uppity legislators and people who like fizzy, corn syrupy drinks. Having the CEO of an all-American/massive multi-national company compare his administration’s policies to those of the Soviet Union should be good for another few weeks of presidential despair.
Keep it up, Mr. Kent, and you too might earn the coveted Presidential Jackass Medal.
Not only is it impossible for her to know what is in Obama’s “heart of hearts,” she is radically misrepresenting what Obama said, which was the following:
“Obviously there is resistance on Capitol Hill to those kinds of sin taxes….Legislators from certain states that produce sugar or corn syrup are sensitive to anything that might reduce demand for those products. And look, people’s attitude is that they don’t necessarily want Big Brother telling them what to eat or drink, and I understand that.”
Yeah. That just suggests he is “beaten down by uppity legislators.”
Aside from being the typical snide gibberish I’ve become accustomed to from the deep thinkers over there, if Mangu-Ward would have thought for thirty seconds before going full wingnut, she would have realized there actually are some libertarian arguments that are really relevant right now in regards to the taxation of soda. For example, why tax sweetened drinks before you end the ludicrous farm subsidies that have led to the glut of high fructose corn syrup? And why else are companies using so much high fructose corn syrup? Because the tariffs are so high on sugar in order to protect American sugar cane farmers. Two direct government actions in the form of transfer payments and protectionism that have had a huge impact on the type of drinks we ingest as a nation.
The last I checked, transfer payments, free trade, and smart government were things libertarians were allegedly concerned about. In fact, before the days of the great socialist Obamenace, Reason used to be nominally interested in these issues. But then again, this is Reason magazine in the Gillespie/Welch Obama era, where it is better to be a reactionary smart-ass than smart.