Right here:
Not only slutting herself in the most indelicate manner possible (Dignity and modesty? WTF IS THAT?), but she is doing it right in front of me (I used to be her main man), AND he is wearing full Ravens regalia.
Slut.
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RobertDSC-Power Mac G5 Dual
LOL.
the Conster
LOL
raven
Site is acting up.
Betty Cracker
Strumpet! Hoyden! Floozy!
Comrade Mary
I found out today that some cats, if you force them onto their back and start rubbing their belly without explicit consent, actually love it to pieces and beg for more, their former skittishness abandoned.
It was my oldest brother who proved this. I am ashamed to admit that I followed his example. My entire worldview is shattered and I will never work at Brown.
raven
Sade – Jezebel –
MomSense
@raven:
ooooh, good song!
She may be slutty but she is also a very cute puppy.
raven
@MomSense:
Jezebel, Jezebel
Won’t try to deny where she came from
You can see it in her pride
And the raven in her eyes
Try show her a better way
cbear
Just saw that you scored the new Subaru, Cole–best of luck with it.
Good work!
TaMara (BHF)
@Comrade Mary: In my house we always say, if you want at squishy cat, you have to squish the cat. It never fails. They might object at first, but they give into the love and contact and then ask for it. Same principle for the belly rubs, I reckon.
a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)
Cole, do we really have to read front page slut shaming? Lily’s just enjoying the expanded pack at her place.
raven
@a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Just be glad it’s not another picture of a cat.
Villago Delenda Est
John, it’s not like he’s wearing Browns or Eagles regalia, now is it?
Villago Delenda Est
@Betty Cracker: Floofy. It’s floofy.
Or Floozie. OK, with a y is fine.
geg6
Tramp! Floozy!
I love Lily.
Elizabelle
Where’s Rosie?
raven
@Elizabelle: asleeping
MomSense
@raven:
I had a beat up car in college and that Sade casette was stuck in the casette player so I had to listen to only that for a whole summer until I earned enough money to replace the stereo.
Jebediah, RBG
Awesome picture. Anybody who gets that reaction and look from a dog must be an OK guy.
NotMax
Try as I might, cannot recall the scene with Bette Davis getting her tummy rubbed in Jezebel.
/being silly
raven
@MomSense: Heck yes! I have a dvd of a live show and it is killer.
raven
@NotMax: You remember the 7 up’s? Just watched it again.
aleta
GREAT picture
Steeplejack
@Cole:
Ravens paraphernalia?! You guys really are the odd couple.
Keith G
Blissed out puppeh.
NotMax
@raven
Yup, saw it back when. All I readily recall is that it is one of those films about which no one is ambivalent.
Steeplejack
@Betty Cracker:
I thought hoydens were okay. (Too lazy to check dictionary.)
Pogonip
@Villago Delenda Est: A floofy floozy!
SiubhanDuinne
@Betty Cracker:
Minx! Hoor! Saucy jade!
Pogonip
First time anyone has seen that dog awake since Christmas.
NotMax
@SiubhanDuinne
Hussy of easy virtue.
Trollop of tease.
NotMax
Pogonip
They had to change the ‘zy’ to ‘gie’ in order to get the record played on radio, but what the heck, it’s a musical tie-in. (#1 hit of 1938, BTW.)
ranchandsyrup
She’s staring into his soul.
Amir Khalid
@NotMax:
I remember Burt Lancaster in Atlantic City explaining the slang terms in the song to a younger person.
Amir Khalid
No jury on Earth would ever convict this guy.
Amir Khalid
Also, Darth Vader’s candidacy for president of Ukraine has been rejected by election officials.
reality-based
@Amir Khalid:
oh, I loved that movie – haven’t thought of it in years – Susan Sarandon in her prime, doing interesting things with lemons. And I’m a straight woman!
(I think it’s the longing on Burt Lancaster’s face that I find so erotic. )
a John Guare script, too.
muddy
@Steeplejack: My grandmother was held to be a hoyden from driving the carriage too fast in the streets of Philadelphia without a hat on. Without a hat!
MomSense
@raven:
Wow, I would love to see her live!
Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.)
I’d like to have one of those. We had to say goodbye to our dog on Wednesday. We go to my mother’s house in the country to bury him tomorrow…
muddy
That is quite a pose, Lily. Could your legs be any further apart?
Omnes Omnibus
@muddy: Without a hat, you say? Shocking, I say.
Emma
@Amir Khalid: the heck? Is that a Candid Camera skit or did the cops lose their minds?
Lily: demirep. straw damsel. Grand horizontale.
Omnes Omnibus
@Emma: Courtisane de haute marque
p.a.
You’re old news pops. There’s a new guy in town who has actual hands to scritch me with, not the mangled sausage links you call fingers. We had some good times tho’…
JenJen
I come to this blog for good-hearted chatter and best-intentions dumbassery, but the Ravens fanboy assault is just a bridge too far. I’m sure he is otherwise a very nice person.
jenn
Ok, the past several threads have made me snort with laughter – and given the impressive shittiness of my week: THANK YOU!
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): I’m sorry to hear about your pup, though. Best wishes.
Little Boots
@Omnes Omnibus:
look at you, classing up the joint.
eemom
I have a little football story: my son and his friend saw Kirk Cousins at our town’s turf field today, evidently just throwing a football around in a low-key manner. They said he was very nice.
Kirk Cousins is RG III’s understudy, or something, on the Washington Redskins.
Football shit, I knowz it.
Omnes Omnibus
@eemom:
Back-up, not understudy.
Villago Delenda Est
@Amir Khalid: OK, let me guess, the arresting officers were on the Florida-Pakistan Police exchange program. Or the prosecutors were on the Florida-Pakistan prosecution exchange program. Somehow Florida is involved with this, I’m sure.
Villago Delenda Est
@Omnes Omnibus: Fille de Joie
Mnemosyne
@Amir Khalid:
I’m assuming they got the name wrong and the father was like, Really? Are you sure? Okay, I’ll bring him in, but …
Omnes Omnibus
@Villago Delenda Est: Putain. Salope.
ETA: And for variety: dirne, straßenmädchen
John Cole
@JenJen: If I, someone who bleeds Black and Gold, can tolerate not only a Ravens jersey and hat, but the fact that he has a Ravens blanket and Ravens regalia, in my fucking house, you can handle it on a blog.
Omnes Omnibus
@John Cole: I actually have had Bears fans in my place on occasion; it hurts a bit but one soldiers on.
Amir Khalid
@Omnes Omnibus:
We mustn’t forget Schlampe.
Little Boots
sleepy, sleepy place.
Omnes Omnibus
@Amir Khalid: No, we mustn’t. Târfă also works, but closer to the Black Sea.
Amir Khalid
@Mnemosyne:
I’m guessing that when Assistant Superintendent Genius took the arrested men’s particulars, he wrote down everyone’s names but forgot to note their ages.
Little Boots
what is with this dying thread.
more dog.
more ravens.
more something.
Amir Khalid
@Little Boots:
It’s not really late over there yet. In the meantime, you could always post a link to a song.
Little Boots
@Amir Khalid:
I just might,
but you first.
Little Boots
@Amir Khalid:
and this is out of the blue, but,
do you read Ta-nahisi Coates?
Amir Khalid
@Little Boots:
Sometimes.
Little Boots
@Amir Khalid:
he’s been on fire lately. it’s actually kind of amazing.
Little Boots
on the other hand, what thread can’t use tina:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwaxT7zL7kA&feature=kp
Mnemosyne
CicLAvia is this weekend, and I’m in the middle of a horrible allergy attack — with allergens in the red level the whole weekend. Fuck.
IdahoFlaneuse
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.): So sorry for your loss. May the memories bring you comfort.
Wally Ballou
@muddy: Lily “bury me in a Y-shaped coffin” Cole.
Little Boots
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
for the longest time, I didn’t want a dog, couldn’t relate. but now that I have two, I can’t imagine what it would be like for them not to be in my life.
sorry, hope you’re okay.
Little Boots
okay, politeness aside, it is friday night, fuckers, what the fuck is with this bullshit?
JGabriel
Lilly, that immodest, that shameless, that round-heeled … ladydog! How could she!?
Little Boots
okay, fine, mellencamp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4KUmm0XsLY&feature=kp
angelfoot
@Betty Cracker: Soiled dove!
Little Boots
I wonder if anyone comes here, or anywhere, to be challenged in any way, or is it just to feel at home.
either way makes sense, but I wonder if anyone even thinks about it anymore.
Violet
Lily is such a little tart!
Omnes Omnibus
@Little Boots:
A little from column A, a little from column B.
Steeplejack
@Little Boots, @Omnes Omnibus:
I am afraid of the rest of the Internet.
Omnes Omnibus
@Steeplejack: That makes a lot of sense.
divF
@Villago Delenda Est: meretrix
Omnes Omnibus
@divF: Old school. Nice.
John PM
I want to like this a million times. My Shih Tzu puppy does the same thing. She is a total slut for a belly rub.
skyweaver
I really like that pic. Just like any dog who adores a human, their entire body easily displays complete vulnerability. Look at that look in Lily’s eyes – so very great.
Jebediah, RBG
@Smedley Darlington Prunebanks (formerly Mumphrey, et al.):
So sorry…. it sucks to lose them, even though we know its coming. I try to make myself feel better by focusing on the good life I tried to give them. I’m sure you gave your buddy an awesome one.