There are so many reasons why I voted for Obama twice, despite some flaws, but this is definitely one in the “HELL, YES!” column:
The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:
* The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
* The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
* Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?However, look carefully (here’s how) and you’ll notice something already floating in the sky — that’s no Moon, it’s a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that’s helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts — American, Russian, and Canadian — living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We’ve also got two robot science labs — one wielding a laser — roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.
I fully support rule by nerds and dorks over sociopaths.
And since I know that 90% of the internet has Asperger’s is on the Austism spectrum scale, yes, I understand there is a difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
scav
We welcome our new Overnerds.
and who worries about crossovers whe we already know the man comes equipped with a Tardis in the O-office?
SiubhanDuinne
Whatever West Wing staffer gets to write these kinds of responses has the funnest job in the country.
dmsilev
So, I should take it that NASA is suppressing the photos showing one of their Mars rovers being abducted by Jawas?
The really sad thing is that if the Bush administration had issued a “we’re not building a Death Star” statement, half the countries on the planet would immediately start a crash research program into thermal-exhaust-port-targeting computers (one of these, most likely).
Maude
What a great answer. On Twitter, Chris Hadfield, Canada, was showing pics of clouds and the Earth. With one pic he asked, does this look like a dog?
Hunter Gathers
That alone is worth the 8 years of whining from the shriveled dick brigade.
Maude
@dmsilev:
Wouldn’t be able to pick up Curiosity. She’s a two ton Tessie.
dmsilev
Think of the defense contractors! Will nobody think of the
poorrich defense contractors?jayackroyd
Great photo. Hadn’t seen it. Obama has the best sense of humor of any president in my lifetime.
But manned space flight is a stupid waste of money. All the useful science (except for the demonstrations that people can’t live in free fall) has been the work of unmanned missions.
ruemara
I think I shared that everywhere I have a web presence.
Mnemosyne
The government has been urging people to prepare for the zombie apocalypse for some time now.
The funniest part is that Sen. Tom Coburn apparently doesn’t get the joke and is INCENSED that the government is spending its money so frivolously.
Culture of Truth
“Rebels Determined to Exploit Fatal Flaw In Death Star”
“okay, you’ve covered your ass now”
Spaghetti Lee
Darth Vader would be a Republican, no doubt. A big M-IC type guy, lots of Dept. of Defense connections.
Brachiator
Next week, Rush, Hannity and the usual suspects of wingnut pundits and talk radio goons will be chattering about how Obama is seriously constructing a Death Star, and how it is the patriotic responsibility of Real White Americans(tm) to buy more guns so that they can exercise their 2nd Amendment rights to defeat it.
Because, you know…. Wolverines!
dmsilev
@Brachiator:More fools they, then. Don’t they know that a light saber in the hands of a Jedi can deflect bullets?
Also, too, I’d like to encourage all wingnuts to take their boomsticks, aim them directly up, and pull the trigger. The combination of Isaac Newton and Charles Darwin should thin the herd nicely.
MikeJ
I love Battlestar Galactica!
Culture of Truth
@Mnemosyne: The Force can have an effect on the weak-minded.
General Stuck
mnemosyne Bush and the fucking GOP built the frankenstein Homeland Security department, a domestic monster bookend to the Pentagon factory for exporting war. And now they whinge when it turns into a giant money sucking wingnut welfare beast just like the off shore disasters funded by the unauditable Pentagon. If you’re a republican, it means you can both support and protest your own massive clusterfucks. And blame liberals for it all.https://balloon-juice.com/2013/01/11/this-is-not-the-petition-you-are-looking-for/#comment-4130074
gnomedad
C3PO, also, too. Excellent.
Ash Can
L-O-fuckin-L
redshirt
That shot is so sexual in Star Wars: Luke closes his eyes, and shoots his laser wad down the tiny exhaust port, shattering her virginity…
danielx
Well, hell, it sounds like it would work about as well as the missile defense system we’ve already deployed (which doesn’t fucking work) and upon which we’ve spent hundreds of billions. Building a Death Star which is basically a great big target (just like an aircraft carrier) sounds right up the DoD’s alley to me; I can’t understand why That Man In The White House is being so negative about the whole thing.
nellcote
@Spaghetti Lee:
He was VP with Bush the junior.
burnspbesq
Is anyone else having issues with the new version of Firefox crashing their Mac?
I’ve had four crashes today, which is four more than I’ve ever had with any previous version of Firefox.
dm
Help me, Obama Kenobie! You’re my only hope!
PsiFighter37
I don’t think any president has won the Internets as much as Barack Obama has. That’s an epic response.
Slag
I like the Death Star question because it takes the most absurd arguments that people make on behalf of our military industrial complex to their most ridiculous level. And, in that respect, it’s really quite a subversive question. But that aspect seems to get overshadowed by the funny. Need Yoda we do.
Roger Moore
They’ve also responded more seriously to the secession petitions (and the one asking the people who signed them to be deported) with a firm no.
nellcote
further from the petiton answer:
“We don’t have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke’s arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.”
Villago Delenda Est
John, thank you for showing us that terrific photo once again. That is just so damn cool…our President is so damn cool…
MattR
@Culture of Truth: Lol. Well played
@dmsilev:
It’s a moral conundrum.
MikeJ
@burnspbesq: I’m on 20.a2, linux mint and Windows and it’s fine. Does it say where it’s crashing or do it more on certain pages (especially flash?)
NotMax
First they came for the Death Star.
Next, they’ll be taking away light sabers from the teachers.
Roger Moore
@dmsilev:
I assure you, people are thinking of them. They may not like what Madame Defarge is thinking about them, but I assure you she’s thinking of them.
Richard W. Crews
just for fun, after President Obama has the $1T coin minted, he should report that he lost it.
redshirt
Romulans were just Vulcans who rejected the idea of being emotionless hags. So they formed their own Star Empire and everything was swell, until the Vulcans got the Humans to do their dirty work for them. Kept them Logical hands clean. Nothing to see here.
Jay C
@burnspbesq:
Is this v. 18? I updated yesterday, and haven’t had any probs (tho on a Windows machine). Nor any with any FF update for years.
Assuming it’s up for long enough, email a gripe to Mozilla; they usually get onto glitches fairly quickly.
JGabriel
The topics of the last three posts have been, respectively: babies, cats, and now sci-fi.
Slow news day?
.
burnspbesq
@MikeJ:
Three of the four times it’s happened, I’ve clicked on a back arrow and gotten instant black death and reboot. The other software running at the time was Outlook, iTunes, and Audirvana Plus.
ETA: 18.0.
SarahT
@Richard W. Crews: HAHAHA ! Yes, or that Bo ate it.
Jay C
@Richard W. Crews:
Or that Sasha took it when she and Malia went to the arcade…
MoeLarryAndJesus
True. Star Wars sucks. Star Trek does not.
amk
there IS a difference between Star Wars and Star Trek ?
MikeJ
@burnspbesq: Does it give a chance to send a crash report? If so, put:
about:crashes
in the address field. Click on the latest submitted crash report. Sometimes it will give a module name and you can track it down from that.
You might also try running ffox in safe mode (no extensions, etc) but holding shift while starting it. If it doesn’t crash in safe mode, you probably have a flaky extension of some sort.
Omnes Omnibus
@Spaghetti Lee: In support of this, I will point out that he didn’t give a shit about the Emperor fucking over everyone until it affected his own son.
Brachiator
Ewan McGregor is among those being given 2013 New Year’s honors by the Queen. Seriously.
So yes, he will be Obi-Wan, OBE.
General Stuck
Speaking of weird science. You’re wingnut zen of the day.
Broun — a physician, with an M.D. and a B.S. in chemistry
How we have existed as a country, and not differing camps of feudal morons, should be studied by science someday.
burnspbesq
@MikeJ:
Thanks.
Suffern ACE
@Jay C: he dropped it in a gopher near the spot of the proposed NYC/NJ tunnel that Christie cancelled. May throngs of treasure hunters will get that thing started.
Omnes Omnibus
@General Stuck: An MD, like a JD (or any degree), simply means that you gave the desired answers to questions during exams (and jumped through a few other hoops). It doesn’t me you are not an idiot.
LeftCoastTom
@burnspbesq: No issues on my work PC or home Mac w/ FF 18, but a co-worker saw FF 18 experience startup crashes. She couldn’t get rid of them short of downloading the FF 17 installer. Something’s definitely wrong with the latest FF, but it hasn’t happened to me.
General Stuck
@Omnes Omnibus:
Yes, and when you jump through the hoops to get yourself elected to high political office, and wangle a seat on the House of Reps Science Committee, you become a dangerous idiot.
Suffern ACE
@General Stuck: well, to be honest, liberals don’t help themselves by claiming on the one hand, homeland security is a giant clusterfuck, but one whose continued operation is absolutely necessary in a time of recession.
Omnes Omnibus
@General Stuck: Oh, shit, yeah.
kuvasz
Mr. President, we must not allow a Death Star gap.
Spaghetti Lee
@NotMax:
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a lightsaber is a good guy with a lightsaber!
@JGabriel:
I think we could use more slow news days.
Spaghetti Lee
@Richard W. Crews:
The number of people who can read about the $1TC and not think of the Simpsons or Austin Powers must be vanishingly slim.
(That’s what Obama should do, by the way: Press conference in a Dr. Evil getup. “America, I am pleased to announce that we have minted a coin…worth one treeeeeeellion dollars!”
Omnes Omnibus
@Spaghetti Lee: Who plays Mini Me?
Suffern ACE
@JGabriel: actually its all been kind of boring since the wid didn’t end last month. Isn’t it time for someone to write a book on the ancient Armenian prophesy so we can put a countdown clock on the news shows again?
Roger Moore
@Omnes Omnibus:
I would argue that writing a thesis that represents an independent work of scholarship (required for some degrees) qualifies as neither giving the desired answers during exams nor jumping through a few other hoops.
General Stuck
@Suffern ACE:
There are good and necessary departments under the HS umbrella, such as disaster response and relief. The point is that when you make a government agency that large, it is difficult to control, via spending money, and other half assed programs such as anti terrorism. That we already have internal agencies to do that we call the FBI.
And after a period of time, the bullshit piles up so deep, no one can say what it really costs, so congress just throws a bunch of cash against the wall, and you get all sorts of silly shit/
Mnemosyne
@Suffern ACE:
I honestly don’t think it’s a bad idea to have something like the DHS that can prepare disaster plans and coordinate responses from multiple agencies (ie FEMA, CDC, etc.) in the event of a major disaster or terrorist attack.
I just think that the way the department was created was a major clusterfuck and it needs some additional reform to operate better. I can’t help but notice that TSA has been somewhat less annoying and overzealous since around late 2009. (I make airports who use x-ray backscatter machines grope me rather than risk the extra x-ray exposure, so I’ve had some experience at this point.)
Omnes Omnibus
@Roger Moore: I fucking knew as soon as the time to edit expired that someone would say that. Nevertheless, higher education has a large element of giving answers that people want to hear.
– Omnes Omnibus, IB, BA, JD.
magurakurin
@kuvasz:
liberal
@jayackroyd:
Amen, brother!
SFAW
@Roger Moore:
That’s not generally the case when this is your alma mater.
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
1B, BA = 1 bad, bad-ass?
Omnes Omnibus
Looking back at it it without punk/new wave colored glasses, this is a truly awesome album. Okay, the Buckingham stuff is best, but still…
Comrade Mary
@Maude: I LOVE his Twitter feed. In this photo, he may or may not be showing space age laser weapons.
Also: great moustache.
Also also: NAIL CLIPPING IN SPAAAAAACE. Not kidding.
Omnes Omnibus
@SFAW: Nah, International Baccalaureate… Point being that I have been giving the right answers on exams for a long time.
Comrade Mary
Also also also: space toilet.
liberal
@General Stuck:
Jesus Christ, that linked article is funny.
2nd graf:
This shit just blows The Onion right out of the fucking water.
And WTF is up with all those deer trophies? I mean, my old man still hunts deer despite being an octogenarian, but that still at the top of the article is just freakin’ weird.
Suffern ACE
@SFAW: IB = intelligent badger. It’s a degree specific to the Wisconsin technical college system.
Spaghetti Lee
@liberal:
the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell,”
Yeah, that’s what a lot of TV critics say.
Marshall
@jayackroyd:
Sorry, but totally wrong. Apollo totally nailed the Moon, returning more science in 3 years than we have found out about Mars in 48. One day, people will finally go to Mars, and one week later the rovers (and Viking) will be just an asterisk.
magurakurin
@jayackroyd:
One of my oldest friends in the world once commented on that way back in 1980 or so. I said that the space program was just a waste and his reply was that while that may be so, he figured that every dime they spent on NASA was money that didn’t get spent on ICBM’s and nuclear war. Made sense and was probably pretty true. We probably had a few less nukes thanks to the Apollo program.
In my mind the money spent on manned space flight is a drop in the bucket. And saying that we don’t have the money to waste on it plays into the whole, “America is broke we’ll soon be Greece” meme, in my opinion. Truth is there is plenty of money to fully fund SSI, Medicare, education, etc., plus explore space. The only reason America doesn’t do that is politics.
Narcissus
I would argue that military spending, consumer capitalism, and just about everything else we spend our time and money on are greater wastes than manned space exploration.
liberal
@Marshall:
In terms of rational cost/benefit analysis, manned space flight is a total waste of money.
Steven Weinberg harps on this all the time.
Omnes Omnibus
@liberal: In terms of rational cost/benefit analysis, many things are a total waste of money. Justify art.
Spaghetti Lee
@liberal:
I’m a bit of a romantic, but I think manned spaceflight is worth pursuing even if it’s not the most efficient thing out there. Gives us all something good and optimistic to think about.
And as others have pointed out, it’s probably a better investment than all these damn wars and corporate kickbacks.
GregB
I met Paul Broun’s daughter Eva once. She plans to marry a real charismatic leader someday.
liberal
@Omnes Omnibus:
No one is suggesting a government sponsored art program that will cost on the order of $100B over the course of a few years.
Omnes Omnibus
@liberal: Stimulus that is not war related. Plus, let’s do something magnificent again. I don’t suggest we do it instead of investing in the education, feeding the poor, etc. Let’s fucking do all of it. We can afford it if we get out priorities right.
liberal
@Spaghetti Lee:
The idea of space exploration is awesome. But the actuality sucks.
The set {X: spending money on X is better than spending money on wars and corporate fraudsters} is a rather large one.
Big Daddy
I watched an interview with her once where she revealed that she almost turned down her role on Star Trek, but Dr. King (THE Dr. King) told her he would not allow that. She said yes, and the rest is history.
Omnes Omnibus
@GregB: You are just fucking evil… I applaud you, sir.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Omnes Omnibus:
Uhmm, yeah…I still gotta say no to that.
Or something like that.Suffern Ace
@Spaghetti Lee: Without manned space flight, I will never get the future I was promised.
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): Rumours is a bad album?
ETA: Would this be better?
liberal
@Omnes Omnibus:
But there’s no argument whatsoever that “manned space flight” would be on any kind of reasonable wish-list, except to give a bunch of sci-fi dorks hard-ons. (I say that as a sci fi dork.)
Unmanned space flight, you at least get the benefit of trying to tackle AI issues. Manned space flight? Efficient recycling of oxygen-containing atmospheres. Radiation shielding so that your meat isn’t cooked by radiation en route to Mars?. BORING.
Plus the idea of “many of us” going out there, or sending up enough mass to construct neat stuff out there, is currently hopeless until cost/kg of launching out of the gravity well goes way, way, down, and that’s not going to happen for a long, long time.
Dee Loralei
@Omnes Omnibus: Can I marry this comment and have its babies? Yes! Yes! Yes! Seriously, that is exactly what is wrong with our politics now. Republicans forgot how to dream, but they especially forgot that we had a public “weel”. They quit giving a fuck that in the entire history of the US that we built towards a future, that we had common dreams and goals, that we always wanted and strived for better for our kids and descendants. And that we as a nation were willing to pay it forward. Since Reagan, all they know is keeping what they view as theirs. They can’t even maintain what they inherited from our forebears. They just want to have more for their own kids. Give not a flying fuck for the country!
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
I think it’s Neil deGrasse Tyson who says that investing in space exploration is investing in education, because it gets kids excited about science at a young age. They may not end up working at JPL, but getting interested in science through things like the Mars Rovers can lead them to other areas of science and engineering.
A kid who gets interested in geology because of the Mars Rover may end up studying volcanoes here on Earth. Why is this bad and therefore a waste of money?
liberal
@Omnes Omnibus:
F*ck that noise. While I don’t really get the lyrics, in terms of mood/etc “Dreams” is one of my favorite songs.
liberal
@Dee Loralei:
Hey, they have their dreams, too! You dream of manned space flight; they dream of dropping bombs on a bunch of brown folks. You dream of abating poverty; they dream of abetting inequality. …
liberal
@Mnemosyne:
Mars rovers =/= manned space flight.
Narcissus
@liberal: Spending hundreds of billions of government dollars on manned space flight and art programs sounds like a much better goal than propping up the neo-liberal world order for a few more years.
Omnes Omnibus
@Dee Loralei: @Mnemosyne: Fucking aye! I am so goddamn tired of people saying we can’t afford this or it is too expensive to do that. It is too defeatist for me. Let’s figure out how to do these things. Christ, I hate defeatism.
Mnemosyne
@liberal:
Humans have dreamed of walking on other planets pretty much from the moment we figured out other planets (may) have surfaces for us to walk on.
Where would we be today if Charles Darwin had decided, “Meh, it’s too expensive and dangerous for me to go to the Galapagos.” Not to mention all of the Europeans who figured out how to get there a couple of centuries before Darwin boarded the Beagle.
Omnes Omnibus
@Mnemosyne: There are things we should just do because we can. Who knows what will come of it?
Or something like that.Suffern Ace
@Omnes Omnibus: I think we should build a replica of the Great Wall on the moon. In the present it’s just a dare to the Chinese to try to top that. Future moon visitors can look on in amazement at our achievement and wonder who the heck we were trying to keep out. Why should our future unitard wearing rational cousins be free of the 29th century equivalent if “Ancient Aliens?” We can also bury a calendar up there that ends in the year 2929.
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
Funny, I heard Paul Broun says that, too. Or maybe his daughter Eva (thanks GregB!) says that about him?
Bur Rumours? Really? Why not some disco-era BeeGees or Ace or Starland Vocal Band?
Rumours. Jesus H. Christ.
Mnemosyne
@Omnes Omnibus:
Yes, it’s a cliche, but:
(I have that line memorized mostly because G is a huge space nerd and they use it a lot in From the Earth to the Moon.)
And, yes, I, too, am tired of people telling me that we can’t dream big because it’s too expensive, or not immediately practical.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Omnes Omnibus:
Take the punk rock stuff out of the mix (and there really wasn’t a ton of it released in ’77, at least not in the States), and there just wasn’t much good music released that year. There are a few things that were better (Marley’s Exodus and Billy Joel’s The Stranger jump out to me), so I think Rumours stands out because it was the best thing released in a shitty year. Think King of the Hobos. I’m a huge fan of the music of that decade, but ’77 was easily the weakest year.
And I’ll take any Neil Young album over any Fleetwood Mac album every time.
SFAW
@Or something like that.Suffern Ace:
Yeah, the Tralfamadorians might be able to read it better, what with all the pollution in China now.
SFAW
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):
Even Peter-Green-vintage Mac? Oh well.
Omnes Omnibus
@SFAW: Okay, first,the only reason I mentioned my history was as an attempt to inoculate myself against attacks on the grounds of being against the formal educational process. I was trying to indicate that I was a product of it.
As far as Rumours goes, listen without prejudice. Is it London Calling? No. Is it brilliant pop? Yes, it is. and as far as the Bee-Gees, etc., comments, fuck you. No, really, fuck you with something sharp and rusty.
eemom
@Omnes Omnibus:
“Because it is there,” he said — and what has come of that is a bunch of rich trophy-seeking assholes traffic-jamming Everest every spring and a higher incidence of frozen corpses.
Discuss.
Omnes Omnibus
@eemom: Tang.
ETA: I have done some climbing. One accepts risks when one starts. There have been situations where money has triumphed – the 1996(?) Everest expedition comes to mind, but climbing, at its best, is about testing one’s limits.
ulee
Mnem.
Thank you.
Mnemosyne
@ulee:
You’re welcome. Make that call.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@SFAW:
Well, I like that era better than the later Fleetwood Mac stuff, but I’d still take Neil.
I took a deeper look…Pink Floyd’s Animals was released in early ’77, as were Jackson Browne’s Running On Empty and Peter Gabriel’s first solo album, so there are three more in the plus column for ’77 (minus the punk rock).
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
But the sharp and rusty thing would hurt!
I was just busting chops re: the Paul Broun shot, didn’t mean it maliciously, sorry if I did a shitty job of it,
I remember listening to Rumours somewhat when it came out. But as I’ve reached old-fartitude, I find my tastes have gravitated toward harder-edged stuff, and Rumours is one of the casualties, I guess. I figured you knew I was kidding by comparing it to Ace and Starland – Rumours at least has something to recommend it, those others don’t. And I found early BeeGees more interesting than their disco stuff, although I imagine if I listened to them again, I’d probably puke, ’cause they were too artsy for me current “taste.”
Sorry for pissing you off. I seem to be able to do that without even trying these days. (The “do that” is a general comment, not an Omnes-aimed one.)
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): Does Talking Heads 77 count as punk for you? Or My Aim is True?
I wasn’t saying that Rumours was better than those, but that, looking back, it was not worth the abuse people like me heap on it.
SFAW
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):
I don’t have a problem with Neil, and would agree with your “hierarchy.”
MikeJ
@Or something like that.Suffern Ace:
If man is still alive, if woman can survive they may fiiiiind
Anybody had any luck docking in Kerbal Space Program? I can get within 500m of my target ship, but even using nothing but RCS just can’t close the distance without huge difs in the relative velocities.
Spaghetti Lee
@Omnes Omnibus:
This may be more backup than you actually wanted, but to hell with punk lording it over every other genre. It’s not that fucking special.
What amazes me (and I’m sure this is sour grapes talking) is that on the whole the music scene is less cliquish than it used to be, which is good-it’s more socially acceptable to listen to what you like without being judged. But if you happen to like what I like-AOR, prog, soft rock, 80’s pop-you’re now and forever a dweeb, because the punkers think it sucks and what they say goes, because they’re so much more reeeeeeal than you, ya bourgie. Enough already. Down with elitist punkers! Smash the establishment! Mellotrons for the masses! John Lydon’s old enough to be my grandpa!
Omnes Omnibus
@SFAW: Nah, I weren’t pissed off. I was a bit insult that anyone could, under any circumstances, without my having affirmatively stated it, think that I could be a disco Bee-gees fan. them be fighting words.
Listening to Springsteen’s The River at the moment.
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
I think they qualify more as “New Wave,” or what used to be called “New Wave” in those days. “Punk” is more Sex-Pistols-like, early Clash (but not London Calling – too mainstream for me to consider it punk. Although it’s one of the CDs permanently in my car.) But, as the saying goes, opinions vary.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Omnes Omnibus:
I’d put ’em in the p-rock category at that time. They ran counter to the more institutional sounds of the time. Same with Iggy, who released both The Idiot and Lust For Life that year- and, ya know, he’s basically the ur-punk.
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
No, it’s been pretty obvious that you’re not.
I’m with you on that.
Both the album and the song are great. It is one of my great regrets that I never saw him live before Clarence died. And it hardly seems worth it to try, now that he’s gone.
Omnes Omnibus
@Spaghetti Lee: I never bought into the 1977 as year zero thing. Of course, neither did the best punk bands.
Good is good.
OTOH, at a Joey Ramone Lymphoma benefit, a woman came up to me and asked me if I was going to enter the Joey lookalike contest later. I (who look more like Hugh Grant than Joey Ramone) said no. She replied, “That’s good,’cuz you’d lose.”
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
Did you use that resemblance to at least TRY to get Elizabeth Hurley to go out with you? If not, then you’re either a bleedin’ liar, or not as smart as I thought.
MikeJ
Blondie’s first album came out in December of ’76, and it was awesome. Rip Her to Shreds is still a favorite. Rifle Range is also great.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@SFAW:
That album is a lot of things, but none of them mainstream- with the exception of production values. I think the fact that the styles vary so much from song-to-song is what makes it the most listenable of their albums so far down the road.
Oh, and after a month and a half of a single Lambert,Hendricks and Ross cd in the car’s player, I finally mixed it up today…With this (and if you don’t know L,H&R, you won’t get the joke).
Omnes Omnibus
@SFAW: I have used what resemblance I have for every advantage it might give me.
YellowJournalism
@Spaghetti Lee: Next year’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner video needs to show Biden trying to buy a Coke with it, but the coin just keeps coming back out the change chute.
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): When I was in the Army, I occasionally had the opportunity to drive senior officers someplace in my own car. I always tried to have Sandinista playing, just for fun. My military career did not go far for a variety of reasons.
SFAW
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):
It’s “too mainstream” in the same way that Louie Gohmert is “too liberal” for some Rethugs,
If I had said “not hardcore enough for me to consider it punk,” would that have been better?
Omnes Omnibus
@MikeJ: X Offender?
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
Outstanding, sir!
Omnes Omnibus
God, what a bunch of hipsters and ex-hipsters this thread has devolved into….
Spaghetti Lee
@Omnes Omnibus:
I once had a friend tell me I looked like John C. Reilly. I thought it was a rather nice way to say ‘you’re not very attractive.’
Omnes Omnibus
@Spaghetti Lee: Dude, did you consider that she might be into John C. Reilly?
ETA: Floppy dark hair and a narrow face get a Hugh Grant comparison. I have green, not blue, eyes. I say, I win.
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
The funny thing is, I have never been considered “hip.” (What a surprise, right?)
Nor “hep,” for that matter.
Nor “cool.”
Shit.
MikeJ
@Omnes Omnibus: The whole album is great. Sadly, most people don’t know anything before Heart of Glass. I also love their cover of Hangin’ on the Telephone on the 3rd album.
Spaghetti Lee
@Omnes Omnibus:
It was one straight dude talking to another, so no.
ETA: But thanks for having my best interests at heart.
Omnes Omnibus
@Spaghetti Lee: Sorry. Have you considered looking for girls who dig the guy? Just sayin’.
Omnes Omnibus
This may be good for all of us.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@SFAW:
LOL! Yeah, but hopefully your tongue would have been firmly planted in cheek.
I’ve never gotten the “Punk Rock is supposed to be [whatever]” argument. Maybe it’s because I got into p-rock through Tesco Vee’s Touch and Go ‘zine in the early ’80s. I dunno…
Spaghetti Lee
@Omnes Omnibus:
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WELL FUCK THAT.
Omnes Omnibus
@MikeJ: You made me look for this.
ETA: And this.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
Roadrunner
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): Sigh…
wasabi gasp
Except for a couple of slow stinkers in the middle (plus that Clinton song) Rumours is good stuff. Haters gonna hate, Omnes.
Crime – Piss On Your Dog
Omnes Omnibus
@wasabi gasp: Early Mink DeVille.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Omnes Omnibus:
Have you ever read “Of Pop and Pies and Fun”? I think that- whether he knows it or not- there’s a lot of Doug in there. More long-winded, but I’d bet that if Bangs was alive and blogging today, he’d be trolling his readership, too.
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): No, I haven’t. I will look for it.
Also too, fuck the fucking 49ers. Just sayin’.
JWL
What I dig about that photo is this: Nichelle Nichols will go to her grave knowing that she helped advance the conscience of all the American people.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Omnes Omnibus:
The whole thing is at that link.
Mostly unrelated:
We Got Your Money
ETA: Fuck the Niners, and double-fuck the Seahawks. I want that rematch at Lambeau sooooo bad…
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): Cool. I’ll give it at look.
Yutsano
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): We drink your sweet sweet tears of lamentation. Though honestly I think we hit Atlanta and we’re done, even without their starting DB.
MikeJ
@Yutsano: They shoot black guys carrying Skittles in the south.
Yutsano
@MikeJ: Good point. We might have to give Marshawn a minor case of turf toe, just to be sure.
PeakVT
YouTube star, gun nut, and general crazy person James Yeager has his handgun carry permit revoked.
MikeJ
@PeakVT: They refer to him as a “West Tennessee man” and since I grew up in west TN and had no idea where Camden was, I looked at a map.
Right by Nathan Bedford Forrest (founder of the Klan) State Park.
Raven
I know a lot of you goofballs are “gamers”. I’m so old I never even played these things but a “retro” joynt is opening today:
“It’s almost like stepping back in time,” Flashback Games video arcade co-owner Roger Ozbolt Jr. said while surrounded by the flashing screens of cars racing down roads in graphics ranging from the 30-year-old Sega Turbo to the more modern, at least relative to the rest of the store, scenes of 3D cars tearing down winding roads in San Francisco Rush The Rock: Alcatraz Edition.
TenguPhule
Since in the long run we will need to find a way to escape earth before the sun boils our species alive, Manned space flight is not a money waster but an investment in keeping the human race going after our own planet dies.
Triassic Sands
Being a nerd or a dork does not mean one isn’t also a sociopath.
bob h
It may be there already is a Death Star. Back when I was doing laser research, there was talk of a satellite with a powerful infrared laser mounted in it for use against other satellites, warheads, etc.
Baud
I say we file a petition with the White House for a presidential signing statement declaring that Han shot first.
Maude
@TenguPhule:
Good morning and thanks for the cheer first thing.
ericblair
@TenguPhule:
I’m on the side that unmanned exploration has been much more valuable in a strict scientific sense, but I think the capability is valuable in the long term and needs to keep being funded.
A lot of leaders, especially the financial ones, don’t realize that you can’t turn these large efforts on and off like a tap. You stop funding it, the people involved have to leave and pursue other careers, your body of knowledge goes away, and you won’t get it started again for a generation if ever. A lot of talented people won’t enter the field if it takes such a large commitment and is so volatile.
The only real keeper of technical intellectual capital in this country is the national defense industry, and if a lot of those resources could be redirected into other long-term goals it would be a win for us all. But this won’t happen until the current Republican party is truly dead with a stake in its heart.
different-church-lady
You just know Greenwald is going to use this an excuse to write another column about how Obama is still the worst warmongering president ever, despite the early handover of more security in Afghanistan.
Yes, I just lit the batlight. I’m a bad, bad, rabbit…
SFAW
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):
Look, I love the album, but “Guns of Brixton” may be the punkiest song on it. One of my favorite songs, by the way, but not very punk. Well, maybe “Clampdown” is punkier.
“Train in Vain”? “Lost in the Supermarket”? “Rudie Can’t Fail”? “Revolution Rock”? OK, “Spanish Bombs” has the right message, I guess, but it’s about as punk as “Oliver’s Army.” And some of the other stuff is as punk as Billy Bragg. (Whom I love, by the way. No, not THAT way.)
So, no, I wasn’t being tongue-in-cheek. On the other hand, no one would mistake me for Lester Bangs or Greil Marcus. And Elizabeth Hurley would NEVER mistake me for Hugh Grant (from his pre-cheating days – post-cheating, if I looked like him, it might not be a good thing).
Stoic
“…despite some flaws”
It is to weep.
SFAW
@TenguPhule:
Epiphany! Global warming (or AGW, more specifically) is all due to Isaac Asimov!
That thought had not occurred to me before reading your comment, but it now all becomes clear. Thanks!
Omnes Omnibus
@SFAW: London Calling is too sprawling and diverse to be classic punk. Double that for Sandinista. OTOH where else are going to broadly categorize the band? I mean, if you are doing taxonomy, they belong in the broad category of punk. Or are they a punk band that evolved into a post-punk band? It is too earlier in the morning for such bruising battles. I shall drink coffee instead.
Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason
@Omnes Omnibus:
And a PE (Professional Engineer) also in my experience.
MomSense
@20 Redshirt
Just like beggar’s canyon back home. I never realized it before your comment but perhaps beggar’s canyon was the Tattoine lover’s lane.
Wonder if the sand people liked to go there just to startle young lovers–and then steal their stuff of course.
Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)
@Omnes Omnibus: @SFAW:
I think you guys are too hung up on the sounds rather than the subversion. Punk rock is still rock & roll, and rock & roll has borrowed from other genres from the git go. I could pigeonhole it the way you guys are doing it, start with Rocket 88 is the first rock & roll song, then make the argument that Elvis, with all of that country and bluegrass influence, wasn’t really rock & roll. But that would be ridiculous.
Hell, SFAW, your first shot at naming the most punk song on the album was Guns of Brixton, which could have been recorded by Lee Perry at the Black Ark- it’s that hardcore a dub reggae song.
schrodinger's cat
@Omnes Omnibus: Then you must love Bernard Finel’s posts!
MomSense
@73 liberal
Oh man it is a vast, right-wing conspiracy to destroy satire. Getting tough to tell the difference these days.
Omnes Omnibus
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again): That is why I referred to “classic punk.” Bands like Blondie, the Talking Heads, and the Ramones all played the same stage at CBGBs. I agree that the approach to music is more important than the exact sound.
@schrodinger’s cat: Oh, lord.
SFAW
@Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again):
Embarrassed to admit I don’t know those names.
In general: we could argue this until the Death Star gets funded, and never agree. You may be right, I’m not smart enough to know whether you are, but “let’s agree to disagree,” as Cole says. (Notice I left off the “but I’m right” part of it.)
Omnes Omnibus
@SFAW: Lee “Scratch” Perry is a legendary reggae and dub producer from Jamaica. Among other things, he produced Junior Murvin’s “Police and Thieves,” which was covered by the Clash on their fist album.
The Red Pen
The author was a friend of mine at MIT. After he graduated, he went to DC and began as a career as a science policy guy. I wondered what happened to him, but I couldn’t think of a better person to write this. I assume that the original draft was significantly more biting and sarcastic.
Back in the early 90’s were on an email list of alumni friends, and one of the people said something stupid which Paul smacked down. The original guy, who was now pursuing a PhD in Astronomy, shot back, “Shut up, Paul, you’re just a policy wonk. Leave the science to the real scientists.”
Paul responded, “Maybe I should wonk all over your funding.”
SFAW
@Omnes Omnibus:
Thanks.
Brachiator
@eemom:
The entire planet is covered with homo sapiens because, a long ass time ago, a few of them looked up and said, “hey, let’s go look and see what’s over that hill.”
There’s a reason the Mars lander is named the Curiosity.
Marshall
How to spot the space station (which is very bright and easy to see under the right conditions)
getting NASA emails : http://spotthestation.nasa.gov/
general info : http://starryskies.net/articles/2007/06/iss-sightings.php
Where the ISS is right now : http://www.n2yo.com/satellite/?s=25544
My favorite site for this :
http://heavens-above.com/
Go there, find your location on the map provided (or enter in your lat / long if you know it) and it will calculate rise/set times etc for a whole bunch of satellites, including the ISS.
Brachiator
@Marshall:
Not sure how visible the asteroid 2012 DA14 might be when it passes by Earth this February 13, but it should be fun looking for it.