This photo is going to blow the lid off, sheeple! VICTORY!!! !
Next up: how the cloning tool was used on George W. Bush’s codpiece.
by Sarah, Proud and Tall| 77 Comments
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This photo is going to blow the lid off, sheeple! VICTORY!!! !
Next up: how the cloning tool was used on George W. Bush’s codpiece.
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JPL
Sarah.. Next up: how the cloning tool was used on George W. Bush’s codpiece.
Was there anything under that codpiece? Enquiring minds want to know.
FlipYrWhig
If not for there being so many taglines and post categories already, I’d nominate “Whose pants are these?”
Sarah, Proud and Tall
@FlipYrWhig:
I agree, and I would do it if I didn’t think Cole would send the Tunch to gnaw on my feet in the night. I’m already 5 foot nothing – I can’t afford to be any shorter.
Also to note, it’s very important to get that apostrophe in there…
jl
@FlipYrWhig: I nominated “Whose pants are these?” for addition to rotating tag line this morning. Nothing yet. But I feel a band wagon gettin’ ready to roll here, folks.
bemused
Forget about the pants. How did the thinkers at American Thinker miss the hand attached to Obama’s ear? Or am I the only one able to see the hand and no one else can. What does that mean?
Maude
@bemused:
Invisible hand?
JGabriel
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And why is the Democrat president slumping in his chair?! Why is he even sitting?!
You’d never see a Republican disrespecting the War Room like that! Only DemonRATS, because they hate America!
FDR never stands. His disrespect for AMERICA is
palpe…pelpa… obvee-us!.
jl
@Sarah, Proud and Tall:
You’re are saying that the original vault copy authenticated properly kerned text was ” Who’s pants are these? “.
Is that right?
Thanks. An important element to get correct for the NEW ROTATING TAGLINE.
cathyx
@JPL: I heard there was a sock.
Baud
Who let 7 gay guys into the Oval Office?
Whosewho’s pants are these, indeed?taylormattd
Heh.
Villago Delenda Est
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
It’s really unsporting, though, to shoot fish in a barrel out of season.
JGabriel
@bemused:
Don’t talk to the hand. If it talks to you, see a
doctorpsychiatrist..
dmsilev
@JGabriel:
Or, as The Onion’s ‘Our Dumb Centruy’ put it, ‘Why does our joyless President never dance?’
r€nato
Look how much brighter the light is on FDR, than on those around him. Clearly he was photoshopped in.
Rick Massimo
That’s not Robert F. Kennedy – its Joe Biden!
Who is obviously much older than we have been led to believe. And has made some deal with a supernatural force to become immortal.
The only possible solutino is for Obama and Biden to resign and
John McCainSarah Palin to be installed asprom queenpresident no backsies you owe me a Coke.jl
My favorite pic of traitorous activity by a sitting president, obviously in council with the enemies of America:
http://media.reporternews.com/media/img/photos/2009/11/28/20091128-185232-pic-225863481_t607.jpg
You will notice Coolidge is still holding Harding’s hat. That is evidence was in on the plot to poison Harding.
And what is air brushed out of the lower right hand corner. Well, you know who else airbrushed photos, don’t you?
bemused
@Maude:
You’re scaring me. I can’t be the only one to see the hand.
JGabriel
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dmsilev:
Exactly! That FDR was a godless commie
atheestetheastguy who didn’t believe in god!And FDR never stood for the flag or wore a flag pin, that, that, that … LIBERAL! [spits]
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Linda Featheringill
The original picture of the war room looked staged but so what? They aren’t going to publish a photo of the actual nitty gritty stuff that causes things to happen. No other government does. Why should we?
It probably was an opportunity to get a shot of the folks that were working on the confab. Period.
Elie
@dmsilev:
Cause his pants are just too damned long — and tight!
bemused
@JGabriel:
The real question is, is the hand talking to Obama?
JGabriel
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I find I use a lot more exclamation points when I imitate conservatives. I wonder why that is?
Also, why exclamation point? It’s more a line, really.
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Villago Delenda Est
@jl:
Hugh Hefner?
JGabriel
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bemused:
Not as long as you’re the only one seeing it.
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r€nato
@efgoldman: Oh… so he was *popular*, huh?
Like a *celebrity*. Not a *real* leader, like George W. Bush whom nearly 70% of the country hated with a passion for the final 3 years of his reign of error.
Elie
@Linda Featheringill:
Well — do we actually KNOW what its supposed to look like at any one narrow point in time? I would imagine folks sit at the table and then get up and move around, maybe even leave the room… Like ONLY in America right now would we even think of like, what FDR looked like with his advisors the day of Pearl Harbor… Its just a faux bullshit thang that the other side gotta have cause their view of the world is now made to change…
Baud
@JGabriel:
JGabriel = JSeinfeld
Villago Delenda Est
@Rick Massimo:
That’s not Rush Limbaugh…that’s a small moon!
Oh, wait. Strike that…reverse it…
Maude
@bemused:
As in the Invisible hand of the markets will take care of it. Not a real invisible hand. I didn’t go back and look at the picture.
Litlebritdifrnt
I absolutely love the conspiracy nuts photoshop things, even more than I love the birfers “it has layers” things. Because the photoshop things are so utterly utterly clueless. (Yes I know even more than the birfers), especially the one where the guy photoshopped Obama out of a shot with his grandparents proving that he was never there but left his knee in the shot. It was priceless.
bemused
@JGabriel:
I wasn’t meant to see the hand or talk about it, amirite? Well, you can count on me. I won’t tell a soul.
Dr. Dave
@Villago Delenda Est:
Beat me to it on the obvious master of the airbrush! (Too much time getting caught up on earlier threads.)
JGabriel
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Baud:
Was that really a Seinfeld joke? I’ve never actually seen an entire episode except for the last one because a woman I was dating at the time invited me to a finale party.
No television set for the last {carry the the one, then …} 29 years, so I didn’t really watch many TV shows until they started appearing on the Intertubez.
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Baud
@JGabriel: I thought it was Seinfeld-esque.
JGabriel
@Baud: Ah. Okay. Thank you. I think.
MikeBoyScout
If my foil hat is not failing me, I think that picture hanging on the wall in the upper left hand corner of the photograph was crafted by Leon Trotsky.
jl
It just occurred to me, like a thunderbolt, a true ‘ah hah’ moment is that the Weekly World News pic of NoBama and his space alien presidential adviser looked photoshopped too!
This plot is deep, and very sinister.
Somethings afoot, or afloat, or a floating foot, or something. But we know it is bad, and evil.
Schlemizel
CRAP! There my pants are! I was wondering where I left them. Now I have to figure out out to get Franklin to send the to me.
Litlebritdifrnt
@jl: we all know in our hearts that Obama is Batboy.
Bago
This coincides with the release of http://www.blowyourpantsoff.com/ . Conspiracy? The Fallon-Obama-Pants plot lives on.
jl
@MikeBoyScout:
If you blow up that picture, and restore the original kerning, that’s a picture of the gateway to one of the secret New Deal Conservative Conscript Corps work camps.
amk
Heh, can you do this thingy to Obama’s bert cert too ? I remember seeing some lifted ink on that clear fourjerry.
Dee Loralei
Hahahah Rachel is tying Nixon’s lying and illegality to Reagan’s to Bush 2’s to Romney, this is brilliant!
Omnes Omnibus
@Schlemizel: Maybe it will happen when Obama sends me mine.
Sly
Roosevelt as Palpatine? I’m suddenly reminded of the greatest picture of FDR in existence, taken at his 52nd birthday party.
kd bart
Not pictured: Eleanor
Probably somewhere selling out America to the Communists or dyking it up.
Omnes Omnibus
@bemused: The Adjustment Bureau?
PurpleGirl
Guys, thanks for a lot of laughs. I think the whole idea behind the picture thing is ridiculous and ripe for BJ snark.
Villago Delenda Est
@Dee Loralei:
It really is a continuity. Since Nixon, the GOP has been about mendacity in all things.
Villago Delenda Est
@Sly:
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
Omnes Omnibus
@kd bart: Why can’t she do both like the late Earl Warren?
redshirt
That is an AWESOME pick of FDR. But! Needs hotter slave girls, preferably in metal bikinis.
Steeplejack
@redshirt:
With bras that shoot flames and/or bullets. Take that, Nazi scum!
jwb
All I can say is that we haven’t even hit June yet. I can’t imagine what things are going to be like when we hit silly season proper.
Omnes Omnibus
@jwb: Climate change. Silly season arrived early.
Mr Stagger Lee
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN, OF A PATRIOT, EXPOSING A NI(CLANG) TRAITOR MUSLIM COMMUNIST,FASCIST,KENYAN,SUPPORTER OF THE DESIGNATED HITTER, SUPPORTER OF THE 2-POINT CONVERSION, JEREMIAH WRIGHT LISTENING, AL GREEN SINGING, 3-POINT SHOT MAKING,,,, A ,,,A,,,A,,,A BAD SOFTBALL PLAYER!!! I’m telling George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina on you…you…you….DOODYHEAds!!!!!
amk
@Omnes Omnibus: Nice.
Regnad Kcin
Gentlemen! You can’t fight in here; this is the War Room.
Librarian
“Bobby Kennedy” is actually Henry Wallace, a notorious leftist. What was he doing in the Oval Office?
Omnes Omnibus
@Librarian:
That would explain a lot for the wingnuts.
amk
mittbot: “I know how to read a balance sheet.”
Martin Bashir: “So does Bernie Madoff, but that doesn’t qualify him to be president”.
Slam.
jl
@Omnes Omnibus: The Bolshevik traitor Wallace was VP for Roosevelt’s third term (I think). One heart beat away. No wonder this picture was suppressed all these years.
Heroic and gutsy work digging it up and revealing it to the world, SPAT.
Omnes Omnibus
@jl: What about the pants? Won’t someone think about the pants? Or is it supposed to be the children? I forget.
jl
@amk:
Slam indeed. I want to see a detailed microsecnod by microsecond facial expression analysis of the video when they ask Romney what he really (really) thinks of the crooked Facebook IPO. I want to see if he tells the truth when asked if the crooked investment bankers might have been, just maybe, naughty. And if it is OK with him that lesser people investors were ripped off.
And I want that analysis done by the best TV celebrity shrink available, just so we can totally trust it.
jl
@Omnes Omnibus:
You know else who has flappy ‘pants’ that intrude into the scene don’t you?
Tunch, that’s who. Coincidence? I think not.
The plot is very deep and sinister, and those who can decipher jpg compression hold the key.
And proper pixel kernings.
Omnes Omnibus
@jl: Your statement brings this to mind.
amk
@jl: None of the msm pigs -chucktoad, halprick, tapper the tool – have the backbones to corner him like that.
Mnemosyne
@Sly:
That’s some good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
trollhattan
@Sly:
[Note to self: have better birthday parties.]
Crap, that’s an amazing photo, have never seen it before. Have always wondered what FDR and Churchill’s off-record conversations must have been like. We don’t seem to have politicians and leaders like that anymore.
As to Sarah’s photo, all I can say is that was fast. And much welcomed!
Judas Escargot, Just Another Man in Pants
Pants. Pants.
Pants.
That is all.
Monkeyfister
WAIT!!!
That’s not Robert Kennedy, that’s Howard YUUURRRRRRRRRGH!!!
The Wingnuts would believe that more.
Nutella
Just read the article Sarah linked. NOFORN! Obviously an unspeakably clever codeword whose meaning no one could guess. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Villago Delenda Est:
Fix’t.
Nemesis
Hmmm…FDR’s mouth lines right up with the crotch of the dude behind him.
FDR’s obviously ghey.
rea
@JPL: “Was there anything under that codpiece?”
Probably a cod.
MomSense
DAMN you BJ people are funny! However will I keep BJ reading on the down low if you keep making me spit coffee in fits of laughter at work?!