She’s A Little Bit Country
By John Cole March 3rd, 2012
Sometimes we get the most awesome emails:
I feel like having grits with hot sauce. Did a little ‘xploring, and our Susie appears to be a one woman Daily Show/Onion:
This is how you get my attention, folks who want to promote themselves. Being cute doesn’t hurt, either. The pearl necklace and red power suit just really make it happen, spoof wise.
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Dude, 3am? Insomnia or sleep apnia?
I got the latter. I would kill for insomnia right now.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:17 am
Insomnia is fucking awesome
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:18 am
She’s better than Samantha Bee.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:19 am
@David Koch: You take that back. Take it back, I said!
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:20 am
I’m sensing a pattern tonight, Cole. Maybe the theme for that upcoming dinner party should be “Find John A Date Before He Does Something (Even More) Regrettable With His Life”...
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:20 am
@Anne Laurie: Anne, are you still receiving pictures of rescued dogs on the e-mail? Because I got one. :)
And since you’re up and might be seeing this, my wife and I both enjoy your posts a great deal.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:24 am
@sb: Yup, send me your pics & story and I’ll post them… and thanks!
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:34 am
@Anne Laurie: Anne,
have a new anime for you to check up on, Mysterious Girlfriend X, ecchi but sweet all the same.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:40 am
@AA+ Bonds: Insomnia sucks, although I’m not sure having a shooting pain in your toe every time you start to fall asleep “insomnia”.
Susie’s cool, but don’t expect us all to start sending in video. Too many filthy mouths and bad attitudes.
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:00 am
By the time this comment gets out of moderation limbo it will be dawn, but I was just wondrin, Did I drink too much or did the site go sideways?
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:01 am
i think I’m starting to peek on the pink elephant blotter tab I took 3 hours ago. Is it me or is this site going sideways when I click on a title.
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Stuck in moderation limbo. I’ll check back in the morning
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Or is this the new Timeline
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:07 am
she needs a better script. and not do the ‘interview’ with the same of set of people.
/from the armchair
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:16 am
She is cute as a button, and her Texas twang is pretty authentic sounding. Her act would be a little better with some tighter writing, but she works around the lack of cleverness by being a sweet little thang, mostly.
March 3rd, 2012 at 4:43 am
Dammit, John Cole.
You attract hot blondes like a supermassive black hole pulls errant debris into its gaping maw/event horizon.
What’s your secret, man?!?
March 3rd, 2012 at 5:45 am
@deadstate: peak
March 3rd, 2012 at 6:00 am
Ahmadinejad’s sister fails to win parliament seat.
Apparently, ahmadinejad is teh librul of iran and the cons are winning the elections now. amurika and israel are truly fucked now,
March 3rd, 2012 at 6:12 am
Is that her real hair do or is it a wig? I can’t decide, but I’m leaning towards wig.
I wonder what cities she’s reporting out of, because finding people in Philadelphia, who aren’t pro-Republican is easy.
Finding people in the rural South, who aren’t pro-Republican would be much harder or rural Pennsylvania, which is basically the same thing without the mild winters.
I’m also a fan of Juice Media the Rap News.
http://thejuicemedia.com/
March 3rd, 2012 at 6:56 am
@Arclite: I think Tunch does the attracting for him, gravitationally and otherwise.
Does anyone have stock tips on shovel manufacturers? The Republicans have to be needing new ones after last week’s frenzied digging.
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:04 am
Oh, snap, Cole! Go ‘head, playa, go holla at her!
Who knew Cole was a mack?
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:22 am
She’s fantastic! I say we make her reports a regular feature.
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:39 am
Well, give her a call, John.
Or send some flowers with a witty note and then call. Then get the kitchen ready.
[opens hands briefly] It’s the least a gentleman would do. Capito?
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:48 am
I like her. She’s peppy!
Oh, and just one note to the gentleman in the grey – if there’s blood in your santorum, you’re doing it wrong.
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:52 am
I have my weekly collection of good news posted. Got it to kinda late but for your reading pleasure …
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:52 am
She’s on the Manhattan Beach pier in several of her vids, LA baby!
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:53 am
@PeakVT:
I’d move straight up to buying Caterpillar stock.
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:55 am
Susie’s videos are amusing and likeable … I’m a new fan. Good to see new stuff, never know what’s going to hit a chord.
March 3rd, 2012 at 7:59 am
@Calouste: Cat is opening a huge plant here!
March 3rd, 2012 at 8:00 am
@gene108:
Those stars on the sidewalk should give you a clue.
March 3rd, 2012 at 8:03 am
That was fantastic! I must go and look for more of her work – her pomo pep really helped me wake up this morning, I’m feeling very muzzy since I was woken by two annoyed cats whose dry food ran out last night, and who were sitting on my bedroom shelf pushing things off it until I woke up enough to feed them their breakfasts…
March 3rd, 2012 at 8:15 am
So great! I’ve shared the vid on my Facebook page.
March 3rd, 2012 at 8:44 am
@jayboat:
The stars didn’t give me a clue, that’s why I asked what city she was in. Duh.
March 3rd, 2012 at 8:52 am
@gene108 horrywood:
March 3rd, 2012 at 8:53 am
Oh mah goodness!
March 3rd, 2012 at 9:33 am
@sb:
Aha! Now we know who’s been stealing our jokes to use on The Daily Show, Ms. B — or should I say, Ms. Bee?
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March 3rd, 2012 at 9:59 am
That was fun! And I agree, if there’s blood in your Santorum…
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:11 am
Mike Flannigan weighs in on the recent wave of Republican misogyny and bags an elephant named Rush Limbaugh in the process (Advisory: Not for the squeamish).
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:20 am
Oh wow, she is awesome!
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:50 am
And by the way folks, here is her Facebook page if you want to “like” it or whatever:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/.....9462289480
March 3rd, 2012 at 10:52 am
That was adorable. Citizen journalism a la Colbert/Stewart. Let’s have more.
March 3rd, 2012 at 11:46 am
I never knew that what the Balloon Juice authors do is “rattin’”. It all makes sense to me now.
March 3rd, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Wow, cute as a button (how cute is a button, anyway?) and quick on her feet. She understands the conservative memes and fears. Somebody get her a press pass to the Republican Convention, stat!
March 3rd, 2012 at 12:55 pm
Awesome sauce…
March 3rd, 2012 at 1:01 pm
Can you make her a regular?
March 3rd, 2012 at 2:03 pm
So funny! MORE!
March 3rd, 2012 at 2:04 pm
I’ll stick to calling you a stupid moronic clueless idiot…but thanks for the suggestions Not Republican Cole.
March 3rd, 2012 at 3:56 pm
I checked her Twitter page, and the Twitterbot that suggests similar accounts to follow clearly has an irony impairment.
March 5th, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Enjoyed her videos (and her). Hope she posts here sometime.
March 6th, 2012 at 10:26 am