Rick Perry needs to send a healthy donation to Penn State. Cain, too.
2.
Bill E Pilgrim
Bachmann’s Language: “sub-Palin”.
Perry’s Self-Destruct: “Opens mouth..”
3.
amk
That’s some funny shite alright. cain’s nos. are hilarious.
4.
celticdragonchick
Ron Paul is a gnome berzerker. :)
5.
Mayur
NERRRDDDDS!!!!!
(Insert picture of Fred the Ogre here.)
6.
Reality Check
Obama and Romney in dead heat in three key states! Romney leads in Florida, and Obama is leading in Pennsylvania by only one point. Looks like the field is back to the way it was in 2000 and 2004. link. So much for the 50-state strategy, its back to Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida!
7.
eric
I need pie/…where is the filter?
8.
Gravenstone
I dropped this into the tail end of a dying thread last night. Glad to see it getting the front page attention it calls for.
On the board where I first ran across it, one of the local conservatives commented that whoever crafted it must hate Romney to stick him with a 16 Int. I happily informed him that even his own side hates Romeny, citing the NotMittster website.
9.
Villago Delenda Est
Romney’s alignment: “Whatever you want him to be”.
10.
Gravenstone
@Reality Check: And right on cue, here comes moron boy. I guess he got a new Twinkies, Coke and Depends infusion from the Koch Heads.
11.
artem1s
Garbled mangled form of English best described as sub-Palin
12.
Yutsano
@Reality Check: The poultry must continue to be fornicated.
And somewhere in the other realms Gary Gygax chuckles.
13.
Arm The Homeless
Shorter DougJ: ‘There is Pie in them thar hills!’
But seriously, Doug … bring back BIRDZILLA
I am wondering whether Ron Paul has anticipated the possibility that his “Ground Team” may be preoccupied with pressing matters at the exact time he needs them in Iowa?
14.
John S.
Anyone who thinks a poll 12 months out from an election means something needs a serious reality check.
i just love the electoral map for 2012… remember the old “Republican Lock” circa Reagan/Bush?
25.
Yevgraf
Question: Why did the family values touting Christian Conservative activist cross the road?
Answer: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
26.
catclub
My only question: Why age 53 for newt? He is 68, right?
I know that Ron Paul is about 77 – really old to be elected president.
Even 68 is very high among the various presidents elected.
27.
Bill E Pilgrim
@catclub: I saw that too and almost spewed coffee. Wiki says he was born in ’43, so yeah 68.
For a moment I thought my god– I guess I am living right after all.
28.
Larry Bartlett
totally off text but this is in reply to cole’s iphone app post : Someone mentioned that google maps isn’t good for GPS because it doesn’t have voice directions. this is incorrect.
Romney’s equipment: Prismatic Orb of Every Opinion (methinks he keeps the orb in his pants in place of his balls)
Ron Pauls equipment: Randy Ron’s Sniz-atch Photo Album
Gingrich deity: Butter
39.
Gravenstone
@Joel: Just reading that link description on mouseover makes me want to vomit. I fully expect to see dead bodies before all this is over.
40.
KG
@Reality Check: if Obama carried every state he did in 2008, he’d have 359 electoral votes. If he lost Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, he’d have 292, which is still more than the 270 needed to win. Here’s what’s facing the GOP in 2012:
They have to win Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virgina, and North Carolina to get to 274 electoral votes.
Oh, and they’d have to hold Arizona (currently trailing), Missouri (margin of error), and the mother load, Texas (Obama trails within the margin of error).
Obama hasn’t even started campaigning in any serious manner. That does not bode well for the GOP because while they are getting all the attention, their frontrunner can’t get within spitting distance of 270 electoral votes.
ETA: and yes, long way out, lot can happen, yadda yadda yadda…
At a sports medicine clinic right now where ESPN is on non-stop. Wondering if my DPN is certified in euthenasia.
43.
nancydarling
Testing to see if my computer is wonky.
44.
artem1s
Somewhat OT, looks like the Dems in OH are going to the mattresses…
The Democrats announced today they will propose an amendment to the Ohio constitution that would — for two years after a referendum vote — forbid lawmakers from passing laws that are “identical or substantially similar” to any rejected law, including SB 5.
this to prevent a do-over on passing SB5 piecemeal and well, make the GOP look like the lackeys of the most reviled Governor in the history of the state of Ohio.
2012 might actually turn out to be kinda fun after all.
Obama hasn’t even started campaigning in any serious manner.
And the debates, also, too. Last night’s fiesta was the closest thing to coherence we’ve seen thus far, and only Huntsman came off as someone sane with real policy ideas.
Romney takes on this whiny, defensive demeanor whenever he’s challenged (he’s always been like this, at least since his 1996 debates against Sen. Kennedy). And while it’s easy to badmouth a sitting President when surrounded by friendlies, that tack isn’t likely to work on a one-on-one.
48.
The Other Chuck
Ok, I missed the original reference. Where did this “chicken fucking” meme originate from? I am so not going to google it.
Conservative group: Elizabeth Warren supports violent, drug-using Occupy Wall Streeters
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In a preview of a likely strategy to link Democratic candidates with the Occupy Wall Street movement, the conservative group Crossroads GPS released an attack ad Thursday taking aim at Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren.
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The spot quotes Warren — a longtime consumer advocate who helped create a new federal agency to oversee consumer lending policy — voicing support for Occupy Wall Street.
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It then goes on to explain that such backing equates to support for people who advocate drugs, violence, trashing public spaces and radical policies.
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In the new Crossroads ad, Warren is heard saying of the Occupy Wall Street protesters, “I created much of the intellectual foundation for what they do” and “I support what they do.”
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“Intellectual foundation for what?” the voiceover in the ad then asks.
A group of Middle Tennessee conservatives is suing a California businessman for $19 million, claiming he tricked them into investing in a sham business idea for a television network devoted to the tea party movement.
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Among those suing is Bill Hemrick, the Brentwood millionaire who is the Tennessee financial director for Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann.
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Hemrick has been active in tea party circles in Williamson County, helping to organize the National Tea Party Convention in Nashville in 2010 that was headlined by Sarah Palin. He worked briefly raising money for presidential candidate Herman Cain.
It’s unfortunate, because I’d like to see the channel which views Fox News as insufficiently serving their TeaBircher needs.
@The Other Chuck: Some 2 years ago, co-anchor Ernie Anastos on Fox affiliate WNYW in New York uttered, on air, “Keep fucking that chicken”, apparently without realizing what he had said. The look on his (female) co-anchor’s face was priceless. Youtube link.
56.
Jay in Oregon
@Joel:
I was afraid that something like this might happen: if Sandusky was allowed to prey on young boys for years with no fear of repercussions, then it was just a matter of time before we found out that there was more to the story than just one man.
IMO it was either going to be a child porn ring, or group of people taking advantage of the opportunity.
Just one quibble – Newt Gingrich should be chaotic evil. Oh crap, I’m a nerd!
59.
Dee Loralei
@Hawes: That comment thread was total nerd city. I loved it!
60.
Dr. Squid
@Ahasuerus: There was also the bookmobile owner on South Park who taught Officer Barbrady to read by using The Fountainhead, which made Officer Barbrady proclaim that reading is so boring he never wanted to do it again.
You know, Newt is a crapball, but isn’t that character sheet just a variation of the “Michael Moore is Fat!” joke/putdown? -1/unimpressed.
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Herbal Infusion Bagger
“Romney really should have a super-high dexterity score to flip-flop as gracefully as he does.”
Romney’s class should be 2nd Ed. Acrobat.
And Bachman’s alignment should be CN rather than CE. She’s nuts, not evil Limbo, not the Abyss. And her charisma should be a few points higher; while her views are repulsive, she isn’t personally as repulsive as Newt or Santorum.
And Obama works out too much to have a ST of 5.
/geek
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The Dangerman
Rick Perry needs to send a healthy donation to Penn State. Cain, too.
Bill E Pilgrim
Bachmann’s Language: “sub-Palin”.
Perry’s Self-Destruct: “Opens mouth..”
amk
That’s some funny shite alright. cain’s nos. are hilarious.
celticdragonchick
Ron Paul is a gnome berzerker. :)
Mayur
NERRRDDDDS!!!!!
(Insert picture of Fred the Ogre here.)
Reality Check
Obama and Romney in dead heat in three key states! Romney leads in Florida, and Obama is leading in Pennsylvania by only one point. Looks like the field is back to the way it was in 2000 and 2004. link. So much for the 50-state strategy, its back to Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Florida!
eric
I need pie/…where is the filter?
Gravenstone
I dropped this into the tail end of a dying thread last night. Glad to see it getting the front page attention it calls for.
On the board where I first ran across it, one of the local conservatives commented that whoever crafted it must hate Romney to stick him with a 16 Int. I happily informed him that even his own side hates Romeny, citing the NotMittster website.
Villago Delenda Est
Romney’s alignment: “Whatever you want him to be”.
Gravenstone
@Reality Check: And right on cue, here comes moron boy. I guess he got a new Twinkies, Coke and Depends infusion from the Koch Heads.
artem1s
Garbled mangled form of English best described as sub-Palin
Yutsano
@Reality Check: The poultry must continue to be fornicated.
And somewhere in the other realms Gary Gygax chuckles.
Arm The Homeless
Shorter DougJ: ‘There is Pie in them thar hills!’
But seriously, Doug … bring back BIRDZILLA
I am wondering whether Ron Paul has anticipated the possibility that his “Ground Team” may be preoccupied with pressing matters at the exact time he needs them in Iowa?
John S.
Anyone who thinks a poll 12 months out from an election means something needs a serious reality check.
amk
Ignore the troll.
cleek
made it as far as the first line for the first character (Obama).
cleek
@eric:
http://ok-cleek.com/blogs/12952/bj-pie-filter-update/
gene108
That was very funny.
I had to put the coffee down or risk spitting it up over the computer.
@Yutsano:
“Other realm”? I’m sure we could cast a Gate spell and pay a visit to that plain.
Paul in KY
Can no read at work, I haz a +3 sad.
Villago Delenda Est
@John S.:
Those poll results? Victory! for the GOP!
Morbo
@celticdragonchick: And the GOP candidate not labeled evil. If you say so…
Hawes
Very good, but for pure brilliance, did you see the thread at Daily Kos about redistricting Middle Earth?
Nerd-vana.
http://www.dailykos.com/comments/1032502/43811016#c71
TenguPhule
Troll fails Reality Check. Roll for Damage.
xian
i just love the electoral map for 2012… remember the old “Republican Lock” circa Reagan/Bush?
Yevgraf
Question: Why did the family values touting Christian Conservative activist cross the road?
Answer: Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
catclub
My only question: Why age 53 for newt? He is 68, right?
I know that Ron Paul is about 77 – really old to be elected president.
Even 68 is very high among the various presidents elected.
Bill E Pilgrim
@catclub: I saw that too and almost spewed coffee. Wiki says he was born in ’43, so yeah 68.
For a moment I thought my god– I guess I am living right after all.
Larry Bartlett
totally off text but this is in reply to cole’s iphone app post : Someone mentioned that google maps isn’t good for GPS because it doesn’t have voice directions. this is incorrect.
Trinity
Awesomesauce.
Trinity
@Hawes: That is most excellent.
Dr. Squid
First comment: Jon Huntsman can’t even get a satirical mention.
Bill E Pilgrim
Best line about Cain yet, in the comments:
Joel
Not to darken the day some more, but the Penn State scandal gets worse.
Warning WEEI link:
Martin
Romney really should have a super-high dexterity score to flip-flop as gracefully as he does.
Judas Escargot
Speaking of D&D… I just took tomorrow off (we don’t get the holiday) so I could play Skyrim all day long.
Ah, adulthood.
sukabi
@Joel: that’s sickening… they’re probably hoping to keep the rest under wraps by firing Paterno & the U president….
Dave
My favorite part is Newt’s Canteen: “filled with Sweet Baby Ray’s BBQ sauce”. Fantastic.
IrishGirl
My favs were:
Bachmann’s equipment: Gay Husband
Romney’s equipment: Prismatic Orb of Every Opinion (methinks he keeps the orb in his pants in place of his balls)
Ron Pauls equipment: Randy Ron’s Sniz-atch Photo Album
Gingrich deity: Butter
Gravenstone
@Joel: Just reading that link description on mouseover makes me want to vomit. I fully expect to see dead bodies before all this is over.
KG
@Reality Check: if Obama carried every state he did in 2008, he’d have 359 electoral votes. If he lost Florida, Ohio, and Pennsylvania, he’d have 292, which is still more than the 270 needed to win. Here’s what’s facing the GOP in 2012:
They have to win Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virgina, and North Carolina to get to 274 electoral votes.
Oh, and they’d have to hold Arizona (currently trailing), Missouri (margin of error), and the mother load, Texas (Obama trails within the margin of error).
Obama hasn’t even started campaigning in any serious manner. That does not bode well for the GOP because while they are getting all the attention, their frontrunner can’t get within spitting distance of 270 electoral votes.
ETA: and yes, long way out, lot can happen, yadda yadda yadda…
Marc
@KG:
DougJ knows this. The real question is whether he’ll switch to another puppet now that we’re wise to him.
Doug, we want more crazy for a convincing one! You have to come across as drooling and barely coherent. That’s the Republican party of today.
slag
At a sports medicine clinic right now where ESPN is on non-stop. Wondering if my DPN is certified in euthenasia.
nancydarling
Testing to see if my computer is wonky.
artem1s
Somewhat OT, looks like the Dems in OH are going to the mattresses…
The Democrats announced today they will propose an amendment to the Ohio constitution that would — for two years after a referendum vote — forbid lawmakers from passing laws that are “identical or substantially similar” to any rejected law, including SB 5.
this to prevent a do-over on passing SB5 piecemeal and well, make the GOP look like the lackeys of the most reviled Governor in the history of the state of Ohio.
2012 might actually turn out to be kinda fun after all.
scav
Life’s busy when even an expected County going bankrupt isn’t front page news: Alabama’s Jefferson County files biggest US municipal bankruptcy. Just another day in the US. JP Morgan, Sewers, the SEC? All the expected players.
Roger Moore
@eric:
I’m not sure. I’ve tried loading it from cleek’s place, but I keep getting a 404. Cleek?
Judas Escargot
@KG:
And the debates, also, too. Last night’s fiesta was the closest thing to coherence we’ve seen thus far, and only Huntsman came off as someone sane with real policy ideas.
Romney takes on this whiny, defensive demeanor whenever he’s challenged (he’s always been like this, at least since his 1996 debates against Sen. Kennedy). And while it’s easy to badmouth a sitting President when surrounded by friendlies, that tack isn’t likely to work on a one-on-one.
The Other Chuck
Ok, I missed the original reference. Where did this “chicken fucking” meme originate from? I am so not going to google it.
The Other Chuck
@cleek:
Your pie filter download link is 404. Help me Obi Wan Keno-pie, you’re my only hope!
Jay in Oregon
@Yutsano:
Some people think he went to Heaven, but I prefer to think that he rolled 2d10 and consulted a chart to find his final reward…
Scott
@The Other Chuck: This may or may not explain everything.
El Cid
The Job Creators Strike Back! Class warfare drum circlers, beware!
Reefer Madness Bolsheviks!
Also, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
It’s unfortunate, because I’d like to see the channel which views Fox News as insufficiently serving their TeaBircher needs.
Roger Moore
@IrishGirl:
I wondered about his copy of “The Road to Serfdom”. Shouldn’t that be “Atlas Shrugged”?
cleek
@The Other Chuck, @Roger Moore:
odd.
ok. fixed. give it another try.
Ahasuerus
@The Other Chuck: Some 2 years ago, co-anchor Ernie Anastos on Fox affiliate WNYW in New York uttered, on air, “Keep fucking that chicken”, apparently without realizing what he had said. The look on his (female) co-anchor’s face was priceless. Youtube link.
Jay in Oregon
@Joel:
I was afraid that something like this might happen: if Sandusky was allowed to prey on young boys for years with no fear of repercussions, then it was just a matter of time before we found out that there was more to the story than just one man.
IMO it was either going to be a child porn ring, or group of people taking advantage of the opportunity.
willard
The 2012 campaign commercial that will be on an endless loop in Ohio
No on Issue 2 had over 60% of the popular vote, repealing SB5. Now Kasich wants to pass it piecemeal. Romney is down 9 points in Ohio
Satanicpanic
Just one quibble – Newt Gingrich should be chaotic evil. Oh crap, I’m a nerd!
Dee Loralei
@Hawes: That comment thread was total nerd city. I loved it!
Dr. Squid
@Ahasuerus: There was also the bookmobile owner on South Park who taught Officer Barbrady to read by using The Fountainhead, which made Officer Barbrady proclaim that reading is so boring he never wanted to do it again.
TK-421
Thought y’all might be interested in this:
Occupy
Wall StreetCharleston disrupts Bachmann speechhttp://bit.ly/u3tWsI
Ian
Obama has STR 5? Ever seen the man with his shirt off?
PeakVT
How does Paul rate 184/231 hit points?
J. A. Baker
@Hawes: Occupy Mordor!
josephdietrich
You know, Newt is a crapball, but isn’t that character sheet just a variation of the “Michael Moore is Fat!” joke/putdown? -1/unimpressed.
Herbal Infusion Bagger
“Romney really should have a super-high dexterity score to flip-flop as gracefully as he does.”
Romney’s class should be 2nd Ed. Acrobat.
And Bachman’s alignment should be CN rather than CE. She’s nuts, not evil Limbo, not the Abyss. And her charisma should be a few points higher; while her views are repulsive, she isn’t personally as repulsive as Newt or Santorum.
And Obama works out too much to have a ST of 5.
/geek