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Happy Birthday To Me

By John Cole June 22nd, 2011

This is where you all say Happy Birthday to me. I’m 41, a year older, but no wiser. I made some more sun-dried tomato fettuccine to celebrate:

I have to admit, I’m getting pretty good at it. I’m to the point I can make enough pasta for at least 4-5 meals in under 20 mins. I’ll just freeze the rest in individual baggies and use it when I want.

Although as much as I excited about the pasta dinner, I’m really just excited about the mint chocolate ice cream I’m having for dessert.

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170 Responses to “Happy Birthday To Me”



  1. 1 wormtown Says:

    Happy Birthday. 41 is just a kid!




  2. 2 Violet Says:

    Happy Birthday, John Cole! The pasta looks gorgeous and the mint chocolate ice cream sounds divine. Enjoy!




  3. 3 stuckinred Says:

    Happy birthday and thanks for what you do, especially the critter part.




  4. 4 Tom Hilton Says:

    Happy Birthday, kid! The pasta sounds great…actually more appealing to me than the ice cream, but that’s just me.




  5. 5 Joel Says:

    Zabaglione gelato, replacing the marsala with limoncello.




  6. 6 kc Says:



  7. 7 RossInDetroit Says:

    Happy B-Day. Enjoy your dinner and your evening.




  8. 8 taylormattd Says:

    Happy B-day John. I’m just over a year younger than you, and will very shortly be experiencing a certain birthday, one that I’m pretending is not happening.

    I’ll raise an extra glass of wine on your behalf tonight. :)




  9. 9 Phyllis Says:

    Happy Birthday John. Enjoy your ice cream. I’m having some Blue Bell Butter Crunch in a little while. We are in favor of ice cream.




  10. 10 Sixers Says:

    I’ll just freeze the rest in individual baggies and use it when I want.

    He’ll eat it whenever he pleases, ladies.




  11. 11 Rey Says:

    Happy 41! Bless your heart…




  12. 12 Omnes Omnibus Says:



  13. 13 JPL Says:



  14. 14 jo6pac Says:

    Happppppppppppppppppppy Birthday and John buy one of those vacuum sealers forget zip baggies you won’t be sorry.




  15. 15 jl Says:

    Happy Birthday to the Cole entity, whoever it is, wherever it is, whatever it does for living.

    I can hardly wait to hear about the nice present Rosie gives you!




  16. 16 Halcyan Says:

    Happy Birthday John Boy. You are most certainly wiser.

    You’re not a Republican any more :D




  17. 17 SiubhanDuinne Says:

    I already wished you a happy birthday twice today (well, one of those was a few minutes before midnight last night) but am thrilled to have the opportunity to do so again.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN!!




  18. 18 abo gato Says:

    Aaahhhh, yer just a kid! But, we love you anyway. Happy B-Day, John. Your pasta looks great. As a fellow Cancer, let me just say that we are the nicest people out there.




  19. 19 Max Says:

    I turned 40 just recently and have to believe that turning 41 is easier.

    Happy Birthday John!




  20. 20 WereBear Says:

    Happy birthday!

    homemade pasta ruins you for the alternative.




  21. 21 chopper Says:

    happy birthday, you grumpy old bastard.




  22. 22 Dave Says:

    As my drunken ancestors would say, Breithlá Sona Duit.




  23. 23 Elizabelle Says:

    Happy Birthday John!

    Pet pictures, please, of the loved ones celebrating your big day.

    Raising a cold beverage to you.

    41’s a fine age.




  24. 24 jeffreyw Says:



  25. 25 mr. whipple Says:

    Happy BDay, and thanks for making this place!




  26. 26 SiubhanDuinne Says:

    @JPL #13

    If I didn’t like you, I’d hate you. NO MOAR CHIPMUNX PLZ!!




  27. 27 BGinCHI Says:

    Happy b-day, Cole.

    Drink some bubbly, for fuck’s sake.




  28. 28 JPL Says:

    BTW .. It’s about time you mentioned your birthday. Considering when you woke up and found your garden scalped, I guess I can’t blame you.
    On my sixtieth birthday, my son came over to help me install a shower door. (thick glass and expensive) As we lifted the glass to install in the runners, it shattered into thousands of little pieces which left little scratches and cuts over both of us. I’m not sure why they call it safety glass. I hate birthdays!




  29. 29 cxs Says:



  30. 30 JCT Says:

    Happy Birthday John—I’m jealous re: the mint chip ice cream, no one here likes it but me!




  31. 31 Joseph Nobles Says:

    Happy birthday, youngun! (I’m hungry…)




  32. 32 Martin Says:

    Happy birthday, John!

    41? Get off my lawn!




  33. 33 trollhattan Says:

    @JC: Have a happy! (Young punque)




  34. 34 EvolutionaryDesign Says:

    Happy Birthday, John “The All-Seer” Cole. Don’t give yerself a sugar coma.




  35. 35 ErinSiobhan Says:

    Happy birthday. No cake?




  36. 36 JPL Says:

    SiubhanDuinne I looked for Bambi singing Happy Birthday because I thought that would be appropriate but couldn’t find it.




  37. 37 General Stuck Says:

    Although as much as I excited about the pasta dinner, I’m really just excited about the mint chocolate ice cream I’m having for dessert.

    When you have your bypass, you even have a popular blog to tell us all about that too.

    edit – oops, almost forgot, happy birthday.




  38. 38 SteveM Says:

    Happy birthday!

    I’m a guest, so Ill try not to drive away your entire audience while you’re carbo-loading.




  39. 39 Scuffletuffle Says:

    Happy birthday, John. Your pasta is teh noms!




  40. 40 jnfr Says:

    O U Kid! Happy birthday, John, and thanks for all the posts!




  41. 41 Swishalicious Says:



  42. 42 General Stuck Says:

    I’m a guest

    LOL, they all say that when they arrive, only to learn later they can check out but never leave.




  43. 43 Vickie Feminist Says:

    A very happy birthday!

    You give us so much joy. Plus your blog inspires many clever comments. Double thanks!




  44. 44 Thoughtcrime Says:

    Giovanni, buon compleanno! Gustate la pasta e gelato!




  45. 45 South of I-10 Says:

    Happy Birthday! Test out the 41 waters for me, I’ll be there soon enough.




  46. 46 OzarkHillbilly (used to be tom p) Says:

    Happy b-day. Mine is coming soon (53).




  47. 47 Linda Featheringill Says:

    Happy Birthday, John!

    I found that life got easier after the age of 40. There were a number of things I didn’t get upset about any more.

    Hope this turns out to be true for you.

    [And I hope it’s true for Max, too.]




  48. 48 Valdivia Says:

    Happy bday John! Did Tunch make you a cake yet?




  49. 49 Dana Houle Says:

    My 40th sucked. 41st was a big improvement & they’ve continued to get better. Best wishes for the same for you.




  50. 50 Roger Moore Says:

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    NO MOAR CHIPMUNX PLZ!!

    What’s wrong with chipmunks? I hear they’re very tasty when stewed.




  51. 51 Joe Lisboa Says:

    Happy birthday, J.C.!

    (Singin: John Cole is just alright with me.)




  52. 52 Constance Says:

    Happy Birthday, John. Love the blog and sure wish Paul Krugman had linked to it sooner. Or, maybe he did and I missed it.




  53. 53 Libby Says:

    Only 41? You’re so cranky, I thought you might be older. Happy Birthday and many blessings on your road to the next one. Thanks for your kind hospitality here for all these years.




  54. 54 Thoughtcrime Says:

    General Stuck – June 22, 2011 | 7:19 pm · Link
    ...
    LOL, they all say that when they arrive, only to learn later they can check out but never leave.

    Life in the fat lane at the Hotel West Virginia.




  55. 55 Susan Says:

    I just turned 60 on Sunday and still love pets, food and booze as much as ever. Happy Birthday and many more I hope!! Oh and I am certainly no wiser than I was in my 40’s.




  56. 56 Linkmeister Says:

    Hau`oli la Hanau, John!




  57. 57 The Main Gauche of Mild Reason Says:

    For a really special occasion, include some bourbon in while making the mint chip ice cream. Fantastic.




  58. 58 Roger Moore Says:

    @JPL:

    As we lifted the glass to install in the runners, it shattered into thousands of little pieces which left little scratches and cuts over both of us. I’m not sure why they call it safety glass.

    The ought to call it tempered glass, but your experience ought to show you why it’s supposed to be safer. If it had been regular glass that broke, you would have wound up with a few nasty cuts and puncture wounds from the big, jagged pieces of broken glass instead of lots of little annoying cuts and scrapes from the tiny cubes of broken glass.




  59. 59 policomic Says:

    Happy Birthday, young feller.




  60. 60 robertdsc-iPhone 4 Says:

    Happy birthday, ace!




  61. 61 JGabriel Says:

    Happy Birthday, John!

    .




  62. 62 Elie Says:

    Happy, happy birthday John!

    Thanks so much for keeping this thing going—the weird amalgam of politics, food and gardening advise and the ever wonderful loving pet posts. It keeps me sane during hard times—approximating a strange but very happy balance for me.




  63. 63 gnomedad Says:



  64. 64 Montysano Says:

    Happy Birthday, John! Thanks for giving us a place to hang around. Sorry about the occasional mess that we make.




  65. 65 shortstop Says:

    Cole! Warm felicitations! Put some hot fudge on that ice cream!




  66. 66 Roger Moore Says:



  67. 67 SiubhanDuinne Says:

    Here’s the WaPo headline:

    Ryan Dunn of ‘Jackass’ dies in car accident; ‘Proving Ground’ in limbo; Ebert apologizes for controversial tweet

    Here’s the relevant paragraph from the article itself:

    Roger Ebert is not apologizing for the message behind the controversial tweet he wrote Monday after reading about the death of “Jackass” star Ryan Dunn: “Friends don’t let jackasses drink and drive.”

    This is a grand journalistic game, and anyone can play. Say one thing in the headline; say the EXACT OPPOSITE in the body of the article.




  68. 68 dlnelson Says:

    You are my favorite web site. My son’s birthday is today as well, I always remind him of the 21 hours of labor, the c section, and the subsequent hospital infections that ensued, it is a standing joke, that I will never let him forget. Have a great day, and the pasta is amazing. Keep up the good work on this site, it really is captivating. So many ideas, and so many voices. I love it.




  69. 69 Paddy Says:

    Happy birthday John, and thanks for making this an always “interesting” place to stop by.




  70. 70 p.a. Says:

    local old-time italian store (gone a year now, alas) had dried hot pepper pasta, ziti shaped. Not real hot, tasted like a very light hand used, but it did look like tomato pasta. Might be worth a try.




  71. 71 JPL Says:

    SiubhanDuinne The Washington Post is simply following Drudge’s lead. The misleading headlines helped him become a player in the great game of scamming the public.




  72. 72 J.W. Hamner Says:

    Happy birthday!

    How did you decide to prepare the pasta?




  73. 73 Anne Laurie Says:

    Happy birthday, young’n…

    ... and many happy returns!




  74. 74 Citizen_X Says:

    ¡Feliz Cumpleanos a tí! And here’s a much better song than that Chipmunks thing. (It’s been stuck in my head the last few days—and here we are, it’s all appropriate an’ shit.)

    And your birthday’s a day later than my sister’s!




  75. 75 Morbo Says:

    Happy birthday, gramps! Sun dried tomatoes are a good way to get out of a contract with the devil; you know, just in case you ever accidentally make a broodwich.




  76. 76 Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal Says:



  77. 77 luc Says:

    Congratulations !
    and because it is your birthday, I will forgive your horrible decision for mint ice cream. Ice cream should really have a delicate taste and not a sledgehammer flavor like mint.
    Enjoy.




  78. 78 scav Says:

    “HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.”




  79. 79 PurpleGirl Says:

    Happy Birthday, John. Wishing you many more happy years.




  80. 80 Comrade Mary Says:

    Happy Birthday, John, from a girl called Ringo.

    Warning: not recommended for guys and girls of a certain age who thought they preferred Daphne, because you will come down solidly on the pro-Velma side. Oh, yes you will.




  81. 81 Cat Lady Says:

    Ahhh, 41. The good old days. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em young un, and dance like there’s no one watching, unless it’s Tunch.

    Happy B-day to one of the most interesting crotchety men in the world. Also too.




  82. 82 Quicksand Says:

    6/22 NEVER FORGET!




  83. 83 barbara Says:

    Happy Birthday. Mint chocolate ice cream is my personal favorite and your blog is my favorite too. I came here for the politics and I stayed for the strange and wonderful glimpses of the Cole/Tunch/Lily/Rosie household.




  84. 84 Johannes Says:

    Happy birthday, John! May you be spared by His Tunchitude for many more years!




  85. 85 freelancer Says:

    What day is today?
    It’s John Cole’s Birthday!
    What a day for a birthday!
    Let’s all have some cake.
    (and you smell like one too)




  86. 86 TuiMel Says:

    Happy Birthday, John! I hope this year is filled with good health, happiness, success, and some sort of blissful resolution of the “Rosie Problem.”




  87. 87 protected static Says:



  88. 88 mr. whipple Says:



  89. 89 Cat Lady Says:

    @jeffreyw I love your cake and want to marry it.




  90. 90 M. Bouffant Says:

    You really are just a young punk.




  91. 91 Dee Loralei Says:

    My Birthday was last Tuesday. I’m heading down N’awlins way tomorrow and will have a Sazerach in your honor. Anything wild I do after that, will also be in your honor. Or you’ll get the blame, depending on how Amaranthe affects me.

    Pasta looks great! I want one of those electric pasta machines, that mixes the dough and then does all the rolling too. Plus it’s got extruder attatchments for making the rounder pastas. John you’ve got to try raviolis and tortellinis. That’s where you need the pasta party.




  92. 92 Genine Says:



  93. 93 Josie Says:

    Late to the party, but Happy Birthday to the owner of the most well balanced blog on the web. And I am jealous of your wonderful looking pasta.




  94. 94 hilzoy Says:

    Happy birthday, grasshopper. ;)




  95. 95 geg6 Says:

    Late to the thread, but I hope you have a great evening, Cole. Subdued celebrations are the bomb after 40.




  96. 96 HumboldtBlue Says:

    I bet Hamsher gives you a wedgie.




  97. 97 Garbo Says:

    Homemade pasta, ‘scream and Lily as a dinner companion. Sounds like a good deal. Have a great birthday, John. Thanks for creating a cool place to hang around.




  98. 98 tulip Says:

    Happy Birthday! Enjoy your pasta and the ice cream.




  99. 99 tomvox1 Says:

    Happy Birthday, John, and thanks for being such a gracious and wonderfully cantankerous host! There was a time when I was younger than 41. That time has, regrettably, passed… Watch out! It will happen to you.

    Enjoy the pasta & ice cream and many happy returns!




  100. 100 MazeDancer Says:

    Happy Birthday, John Cole!!

    George Clooney turned 50 last month. Clearly, you’re both just getting started.

    May all your most wise and delicious wishes come true.




  101. 101 cg Says:

    Happy birthday and thank you. This is also my favorite blog—nice balance of rant and reason, passion and perseverance. And I just troll. . . for sustenance.

    1.5 inches milk in tall glass, mint chocolate chip ice cream, shot of RumpleMinze = awesome shake.




  102. 102 Santiago Says:

    Happy birthday punk ;)




  103. 103 RosiesDad Says:

    Happy Birthday, John. Enjoy your youth while you still have it.

    I’m really just excited about the mint chocolate ice cream I’m having for dessert.

    I was just in Ithaca for my 20th class reunion from vet school and wandered over to Purity Ice Cream after dinner one night. 20 years later, the mint chip ice cream is every bit as good as I remembered it. Heaven on a sugar cone.




  104. 104 Desargues Says:

    Happy birthday, John! Pasta, ice-cream, and pets—it doesn’t get better than that. Hope you’re having a blast on your special day. Thank you for giving us this blog, and for helping animals in need.




  105. 105 AliceBlue Says:

    Happy birthday, John. Hope there’s many more.

    Thanks for making it possible for all of us to be Juicers!




  106. 106 NeenerNeener Says:

    Happy birthday, you young whippersnapper.




  107. 107 I'mNotSureWhoIWantToBeYet Says:

    Happy Birthday! Thanks for letting us play here.

    Cheers,
    Scott.




  108. 108 Beauzeaux Says:

    41.
    Alas you’re too young for me. I will have to confine my passion for you to the internets.

    Love you anyway and happy birthday. My forties were my very best decade so far.




  109. 109 maye Says:

    You’re only 41? Holy cow! You’re still young enough to get a life. Happy birthday.




  110. 110 AAA Bonds Says:



  111. 111 John Weiss Says:

    Happy birthday, boyo. You’re really just a spring chicken.




  112. 112 Sarah in Brooklyn Says:



  113. 113 Marc McKenzie Says:

    Happy Birthday, John. Many happy returns.

    And don’t sweat it—I am rather awful at cooking pasta, and to me, you’re definitely waaayyyy ahead of me in that department.

    Here’s to your health and strength.




  114. 114 Carrie Says:



  115. 115 mcmullje Says:

    Happy birthday John – I really wish you all the best




  116. 116 Mike in NC Says:

    Happy birthday. Mine is tomorrow. Whoop-dee-do!




  117. 117 comrade scott's agenda of rage Says:

    I thought you were 45. Don’t know why.

    Happy birfday you recovering wingnut. You should celebrate by taking one of my foster cats off my hands.




  118. 118 passerby Says:

    Happy Birthday! to You.

    Looks like your pasta-making is yielding good results. And especially after many commenters here poo-pooed the quest for home made pasta, perhaps you are indeed wiser. : D




  119. 119 Origuy Says:

    Happy birthday! Là breith sona dhuit!




  120. 120 Admiral_Komack Says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN COLE!




  121. 121 amk Says:

    Happy B’day, Cole.

    So, how many donkey years is that ?




  122. 122 Keith G Says:

    Happy birthday and thanks.




  123. 123 Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason Says:

    Happy Birthday John! and thanks for this site and all the commenters that congregate here. Dunno how or why it all works, but it does.




  124. 124 Jebediah Says:

    Happy Birthday! (from Otto and Juno also, of course.) Where should I send your (non-autographed) copy of the Brisket Palin memoir?
    I am five years older, but we seem to have a similar crankiness quotient…




  125. 125 kindness Says:

    Congrats John! You survived through dubya to get here! Now if only you work real hard to squeeze through these deer infested times we can all complain about the next kleptocrat who gets elected president….but not for at least 5 more years, OK?




  126. 126 Jewish Steel Says:

    The longest birthday of the year! How fortunate you are. Mazel Tov!




  127. 127 Neal Says:

    Happy Birthday, John Cole. I’ll drink another Yuengling for you.




  128. 128 Evolved Deep Southerner Says:

    Almost half a year younger than me. Happy birthday, Mr. Cole. Your blog has given me happiness for years. I haven’t commented much, but I haven’t let many days go by when I didn’t read, laugh and marvel. Cheers.




  129. 129 mistermix Says:

    Happy Birthday, John!




  130. 130 David F Says:

    You’re not getting older, just getting fatter.

    Thanks for bringing us together and all the critter posts.




  131. 131 Ash Can Says:

    Happy birthday, ya punk. Bazillions more to you.




  132. 132 IrishGirl Says:

    John, Welcome to the 41 Club!

    Slainte!




  133. 133 5x5 Says:

    Happy Birthday!

    Thanks for hosting a great blog. I wish you the best always.




  134. 134 Svensker Says:

    Said it elsewhere, but it bears repeating: Happy Birthday! Mint choc ice cream is real good stuff. Eat some xtras for me.




  135. 135 wmd Says:

    Hey, you’re a prime number!

    Happy Birthday.




  136. 136 birthmarker Says:

    Happy Birthday!

    After much market research, my husband and I decided Blue Bell mint chocolate chip is the best, and the most like what the local parlor sells…




  137. 137 Cay Says:

    Happy happy joy joy!




  138. 138 A Humble Lurker Says:

    @jeffreyw

    And now I want cake when there’s none to be had. You sir, are a bastard.

    Happy Birthday to the dude who made me a blog reader. Generally I wouldn’t know whether that’s something you should thank someone for or not, but I’ve enjoyed it, so I guess I’ll thank you. Also, mint chocolate chip ice cream? Hell to the yes! Completely underrated ice cream flavor. Hope you enjoy it. Happy Birthday once again, Mr. Cole.




  139. 139 artem1s Says:

    Happy birthday JC, thanks for an interesting interweb place to check into everyday and all the animal picts!




  140. 140 Alex S. Says:



  141. 141 WaynersT Says:

    Happy Birthday Cole –
    I was happy to finally find a picture of you the other day – that’s a great looking 41!




  142. 142 CatHairEverywhere Says:

    Happy Birthday! Thanks for this wonderful blog- a must-read for me every day. My county is the epicenter for Peak Wingnut, and I enjoy the break I get from the Glenn Beck devotees. Where else could I find a discussion of my favorite things, such as pets and gardening?

    Mint chip-mmmmm….. May have to go get some myself.




  143. 143 eemom Says:

    happy birthday asshole.

    You ought to be ashamed of yourself.




  144. 144 Betty Cracker Says:

    Birthday greetings!

    I am so going to try that homemade pasta thing. Sounds fabulous!




  145. 145 slag Says:

    So, I have a theory that getting old is nothing more than a really long process of finally coming to realize that the universe doesn’t care about your existence. Now that you’re over 40, you are in a place to provide evidence for or against said theory. What say you?

    Happy Birthday, JC!




  146. 146 JCT Says:

    Wait, where’s the pic of Tunch with a party hat on?




  147. 147 srv Says:

    You’ve reached the age of don’t give a fuck anymore, congrats. Just because the only sweats available in extra-fat are pink doesn’t meant you can’t wear them.




  148. 148 Lori Says:

    Happy birthday, John! Pretty impressive achievements at 41, including the beautiful homemade pasta. Thank you for what you (and your friends here) do.




  149. 149 shortstop Says:

    Wow, Jewish Steel, that’s right! “Do you always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it? I always wait for the longest day of the year and then miss it.” But Mr. John Cole does not.




  150. 150 Jane2 Says:

    Happy birthday!! Enjoy your dinner,your refreshments, and your day.




  151. 151 Denali Says:

    Happy birthday to my favorite blogger. And enjoy the ice cream!




  152. 152 Ecks Says:

    What are those cardboard cone party whistle buzzer things called? Cos I’d like to give one a buzz in honor of your Bday if only I weren’t so darned semantically challenged.




  153. 153 opie_jeanne Says:

    Happy Birthday, John.

    I’d sing but it would end badly.




  154. 154 Wilson Heath Says:

    Same birtday well-wish is already there, but may Tunch not decide to kill the fat man in his sleep.




  155. 155 John O Says:

    Sincere Happy Birthday, John, and thanks for giving voice to me at the price.




  156. 156 Steeplejack Says:

    @Cole:

    Happy birthday, Cole! Many happy returns, and thanks for running the best damn politics/pets/gardening/snark/bad music videos/food/rageaholic/culture/snark/Tunch! blog on the Intertubes.




  157. 157 pete p Says:

    happy birthday john! thank you for doing this blog. i know it may seem a thankless task sometimes, but thank you.

    pete




  158. 158 Pinacacci Says:

    Reading nothing of the above thread; I LOVE YOU JC!! Happy birthday!




  159. 159 Americanadian Says:

    Happy birthday! May you retain your natural snarkiness for many years!




  160. 160 WaterGirl Says:

    Hey John Cole. I’ll bet Lily decided you needed a dog in your lap tonight, didn’t she? Screw the deer and anybody else who annoyed you today, Lily may be all the happy birthday you need. Well, Lily and the ice cream, anyway.




  161. 161 karen marie Says:

    Happy Birthday, John Cole, and many happy returns of the day.

    Thanks for hosting a lovely party on all the rest of the days that aren’t your birthday.

    P.S. Is your pasta machine a hand-crank or electric?




  162. 162 Teddy Salad Says:

    Happy Birthday, John Cole!

    Really like what you’ve done with the place.




  163. 163 Yutsano Says:

    O-TANJYOOBI O OMEDETO GOZAIMASU!!

    (as they say in parts of the other side of the Pacific)




  164. 164 AxelFoley Says:

    Cole’s only 3 years older than me? Damn, I thought he was some 59-year-old grouch.

    Happy Birthday, ya big lug. And thanks for putting up with all our bullshit.




  165. 165 Steeplejack Says:

    @AxelFoley:

    No, I’m the 59-year-old grouch. Fuck you, and get off my lawn. Satisfied?




  166. 166 drunken hausfrau Says:

    Belated birthday wishes to you! (Sorry, I am overseas and usually read your blog first thing in the morning… so, like 3 am your time, the next day).

    This is my favorite blog—you have excellent bloggers—however controversial sometimes, it is never dull and never STUPID at BJ. I appreciate the passion and dedication of your bloggers.




  167. 167 Comrade Javamanphil Says:

    Happy Birthday Mr. Cole! You share with Bruce Campbell and Todd Rundgren so that’s pretty excellent company, even if one of them did once call you an asshole.




  168. 168 birthmarker Says:

    Hmmm…how many of us share a birthday with someone who called us an asshole, (at least publicly, I presume…)




  169. 169 Paul in KY Says:

    Best wishes, John! Hope you & your brood have a wonderful time celebrating your 41st.




  170. 170 Deb T Says:

    What you said John. I’m a day late I guess. 41 is a great year. You are past the 40 mark and on your way to the best years of your life.