So Much Awesome In One Place
I’m going through the user contributions to the thread last night about Sarah Palin’s new movie about herself and the potential titles, and there is so much win I can’t stop laughing. So many are good, but here are some favorites:
From Here to Inanity
Citizen Vain
Red Yawn
The Aleutianist
The Scum Also Rises
Lost in Translation II
We’re Just Not That Into You
Chariots of Liar
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
Brainspotting
Mentl
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Not-Hur
The Devil Wears Mukluks
Swindler’s List
Juneau II: Post Partum
Mooseferatu
Dopey’s Choice
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Driving Miss Crazy
Grizzly Madams
Inarticulate Proposal
Mother, Uggs and Greed
Despicable Her
Chariots of Bile
Jackass 4
Brain Simple
The Lying Game
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
True Grift
Clueless
Fahrenheit All of Them
They Call Me Sister Fibs
The Incredible Sulk
The Iquitarod
The Big Shill
12 Million Angry White Men
Legends of the Fail
Something Wicked This Way Comes
I’m dying. Keep ‘em coming, and keep ‘em clean.
*** Update ***
#palinfilmnames is now rocking on twitter.
Sleazy Rider was a good one, and 101 Defamations.
May 25, 2011 1:13 pm
Posted in: Starbursts
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ThatLeftTurnInABQ - May 25, 2011 | 1:18 pm · Link
The Triumph of the Shrill
[my apologies if somebody already came up with this last night]
Cat Lady - May 25, 2011 | 1:19 pm · Link
Gone With The Swindler
Han's Solo - May 25, 2011 | 1:20 pm · Link
Sarah Plain and Stupid
Southern Beale - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 pm · Link
I just read Tbogg’s post about this, linking to comments over at conservatives 4 palin, and it’s just so much awesomeness. They are so, so, delusional. Or else, it’s a hoax but a good one. It looks so much like the real thing.
Hilarity shall ensue.
Han's Solo - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 pm · Link
Idiocracy II - In the Beginning
John Cole - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 pm · Link
Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing
Clambone - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 pm · Link
Northern Overexposure
MattR - May 25, 2011 | 1:22 pm · Link
Somebody posted it last night, but I liked describing a sequel with “also too”. As in:
Lost In Translation, also II.
PurpleGirl - May 25, 2011 | 1:22 pm · Link
Prime Grifter
4tehlulz - May 25, 2011 | 1:22 pm · Link
This should be a trilogy.
A Dim Hope
The Kenyan Strikes Backs
Return of the Dumbass
NO PREQUELS
beltane - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 pm · Link
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ: I’ve heard that one before and it is my favorite because it works on several levels. True Grift is also catchy though.
Sly - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 pm · Link
My favorite.
Southern Beale - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 pm · Link
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
Tbogg link I posted has Triumph of the Shrill, and the sequel: Triumph Of The Shrill, Also II
JPL - May 25, 2011 | 1:24 pm · Link
OT..hahaha Dick Morris’ focus group just called me and asked what conservative candidate I supported…
I said because of the possible privatizing of Medicare, none of them. I felt like I was talking to the Buffalo Beast person because she said that’s what I’ve been hearing. She also said hopefully they come up with a plan to fix their problem. I also stated that it was a blatant lie that it wouldn’t affect those near to 65. As fewer and fewer people are on the government run program there will be fewer and fewer doctors to treat them.
opal - May 25, 2011 | 1:24 pm · Link
Bring Me the Head of Walt Monegan.
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 1:25 pm · Link
@Southern Beale: Oh my.
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 1:25 pm · Link
Raging Bullshit
Rebel Without a Clue (apps to P Westerberg)
Virago
One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest
Patriot Games
The Sun Also Rises, Too
Mrs Grift Goes To Washington
How TO Lose An Election In Ten Weeks
buckydoc - May 25, 2011 | 1:27 pm · Link
Being There II
JPL - May 25, 2011 | 1:27 pm · Link
All of the possible titles were great..
My favorites are The Lyin, the witch and the wardrobe
and
They call me Sister Fibs.
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 1:27 pm · Link
I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.
4tehlulz - May 25, 2011 | 1:27 pm · Link
In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Bobby Thomson - May 25, 2011 | 1:28 pm · Link
Erasedhead.
J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford - May 25, 2011 | 1:28 pm · Link
@Sly: Me too.
gene108 - May 25, 2011 | 1:29 pm · Link
Monty Python’s and The Holy Fail
For a Few (Million) Dollars More
Dave S. - May 25, 2011 | 1:29 pm · Link
Apologies if these have already appeared:
On a Clear Day You Can See Russia from my House
Gold-Diggers of 2008-2012 Inclusive
A prequel about those who brought her to our attention: The Dork Kristol
dmsilev - May 25, 2011 | 1:29 pm · Link
I am curious about the actual title of the thing, Undefeated. Does the filmmaker know that Palin lost in 08?
Alex S. - May 25, 2011 | 1:29 pm · Link
Eternal Sunshine of the clueless Mind
Deathstar - May 25, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
There Will Be Blood Libel
dmsilev - May 25, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
@Poopyman:
I’ve always preferred ‘Moosilini” myself.
folkbum - May 25, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
Cabeza Blanca
4tehlulz - May 25, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
@dmsilev: ACORN STOLE THE ELECTION OBVS
Winston Smith - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
What the [bleep] does She Know
Meadows - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
First Blood Libel
August J. Pollak - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
Fundraising Arizona
4tehlulz - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
#%$# Palin Says
Bobby Thomson - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 pm · Link
Some Like Her Not.
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 pm · Link
Gunga Dimwit
A Bunch Of Fools For Sister Sarah
Drill, Lola, Drill
The Losers
How To Fail In Politics Without Really Trying
gene108 - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 pm · Link
Rear Window 2: Seeing Russia from your House
Brian - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 pm · Link
Irrefudiable Differences
Sly - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 pm · Link
In What Respect, Charlie Brown?
Sasha - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 pm · Link
Citizen Doof
The Passion of the Right
Heathers II: Gently With a Chainsaw
williamc - May 25, 2011 | 1:34 pm · Link
Black Hearts, White Flight
Smarter than a Bag of Hammers
Not Without My Trig
The Quita from Wasilla
Lipstick on a Grizzly Pig
Birthin Ain’t Easy
Not Reading, Ghostwriting, and Arithmetic?
Palin: The Case for Selling Alaska Back to Russia
Stupidism: A Love Story
Stupidocracy
Todd’s Wife
So sad I missed this thread last night, though it had me laughing myself to sleep!
Denali - May 25, 2011 | 1:34 pm · Link
I am torn between – can we vote – and offer really big prizes like chocolate moose droppings – and please, can we ignore this because we are feeding it and causing it attention and therefore the monster will grow even scarier and scarier.
arguingwithsignposts - May 25, 2011 | 1:34 pm · Link
@Southern Beale: Apparently, Newt’s spokesperson is moonlighting for the Palin Borg with his mad epic poetry skillz.
Wolverines!
4tehlulz - May 25, 2011 | 1:34 pm · Link
The Gall
Matt - May 25, 2011 | 1:35 pm · Link
The Usual Wingnuts
Bobby Thomson - May 25, 2011 | 1:35 pm · Link
A Bridge Also Too Far
pablo - May 25, 2011 | 1:35 pm · Link
Towering Infernal-The Fire in My Belly
Sinking Arizona
Hal - May 25, 2011 | 1:35 pm · Link
Just saw this in the comments section on this story over at Huffpo, and can’t tell if the commenter is being serious or sarcastic, but I’m sure the Palin-Drones are all in the same mind set:
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
@Poopyman: Eh, Dawn of the Dim, but I’m not proud of it.
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
nevermind
Brian R. - May 25, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
@Deathstar:
Winner!
dmsilev - May 25, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
‘Helicopter sniping with Wolves’
‘A Starburst is Born’
Alex S. - May 25, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
Starburst memories
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
Spaceballs II : The Search For More Money
Chyron HR - May 25, 2011 | 1:37 pm · Link
The Mummy: Womb of the Whinging Quitter
My Little Phony
Loonraker
somethingblue - May 25, 2011 | 1:37 pm · Link
Starburst Memories
Play Moosety for Me
SiubhanDuinne - May 25, 2011 | 1:38 pm · Link
1. The Lyin’ in Winter
2. Moulin Rogue
3. Bitch Blanket Bingo
4. Crouching Pitbull, Hidden Loon
5. Gone With the Whined
arguingwithsignposts - May 25, 2011 | 1:39 pm · Link
Schlock, Crock and Moose Shooting Perils
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 1:39 pm · Link
“There Will be Blood Libel” deserves to be on the best-of list.
Mine:
The Delusionist
The Scorn Identity
The Silence of the Turkeys
The Rape Kits of Wrath
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:39 pm · Link
Birthday at 40000 Feet
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 1:39 pm · Link
@Denali: People don’t vote for a laughingstock. That is what Obama and Meyers did to Trump a the WHC Dinner; they made him into a complete joke and any chance of candidacy was over. If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.
RobNYNY1957 - May 25, 2011 | 1:39 pm · Link
“Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, ... ”
She seems not to realize that about half of the men who died in those battles did it in defense of treason to protect slavery.
Three-nineteen - May 25, 2011 | 1:40 pm · Link
National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:40 pm · Link
The Adventures of Sarah, Queen of the Tundra
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:40 pm · Link
American Haughty
Tom - May 25, 2011 | 1:41 pm · Link
Jackass 4 got me.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:41 pm · Link
As Bad As It Gets
grumpy realist - May 25, 2011 | 1:41 pm · Link
For Jean Marais fans: La Belle est bien Bête
(To those who don’t read French, it translates as “the Beauty is really stupid!”)
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:42 pm · Link
Boner Collector
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 1:42 pm · Link
Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:42 pm · Link
Bringing Out The Dread
Alex S. - May 25, 2011 | 1:43 pm · Link
The Yukon Queen
What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?
All About Sarah
SiubhanDuinne - May 25, 2011 | 1:43 pm · Link
@4tehlulz:
This is brilliant.
Redshift - May 25, 2011 | 1:44 pm · Link
@Han’s Solo:
Or perhaps, since it’s a prequel:
Idiocracy, Episode I: The Empty Headspace
me - May 25, 2011 | 1:44 pm · Link
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla
The Greatest Grift
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 1:45 pm · Link
Starburst Bloopers
It Came From Alaska
Pennsylvanian - May 25, 2011 | 1:45 pm · Link
The Memory Keeper’s Slaughter
Meadows - May 25, 2011 | 1:45 pm · Link
And Now For Someone Completely Indifferent…
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 1:45 pm · Link
@RobNYNY1957: She realizes it.
meh - May 25, 2011 | 1:46 pm · Link
Attack of the 50 foot ego
hstram - May 25, 2011 | 1:46 pm · Link
Say (Absolutely) Anything
Do the Stupid Thing
Full Metal Straight Jacket
gene108 - May 25, 2011 | 1:46 pm · Link
A Grifter Runs Through It
Chyron HR - May 25, 2011 | 1:46 pm · Link
Ms. Horrible’s Whine-Along Blog
JPL - May 25, 2011 | 1:47 pm · Link
The Real Ugly American
MCA - May 25, 2011 | 1:47 pm · Link
Kudos for Mooseferatu, whoever’s that was.
Palin for President 2012: The Traipse of Wrath
The Hurt Talker
The Muppets Take Wassila
The Whining
Raging Bullshit
Putin on The Horizon
Titanic II - You Know How This Ends
Full Metal Straightjacket
For A Few Million Dollars More
There Will Be Idiocy
The Apostle’s Screed
Dances with Wolf Hunters
ETA: Dang! Cleek and gene108, sorry for the duplicates. Should have been posting individually instead of waiting to get beat to the punch on some of these.
Butch - May 25, 2011 | 1:48 pm · Link
I remember – what was it, 15 or so years ago – when a group out cross-country skiing got lost near Aspen, Colorado, and spent some time in a backwoods cabin. Of course, someone immediately wanted to make a movie of it, but got too much ridicule because the people involved truly were morons and the movie never happened. Anyway, there were lots of “suggested” titles for the movie and one seems to fit now – Dipwads in the Deepwoods.
Howlin Wolfe - May 25, 2011 | 1:48 pm · Link
All the good ones are taken. Dang! Here’s my modest (a euphemism, to be sure) contribution:
Ice Station Zero.
IrishGirl - May 25, 2011 | 1:48 pm · Link
Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind
SiubhanDuinne - May 25, 2011 | 1:48 pm · Link
Wildly O/T, for which I apologize, but don’t see a recent open thread:
Got it from a WaPo alert.
Redshift - May 25, 2011 | 1:49 pm · Link
@arguingwithsignposts: Oh, my. That’s just the beginning, everyone, it gets even more histrionic. You owe it to yourself to go over to TBogg’s and read the whole thing.
IrishGirl - May 25, 2011 | 1:49 pm · Link
The Dimming
Southern Beale - May 25, 2011 | 1:49 pm · Link
@Clambone:
{{ golf clap }}
FiveInchTaint - May 25, 2011 | 1:49 pm · Link
2012: A Spaced Odyssey
A Hideous Mind
ajr22 - May 25, 2011 | 1:50 pm · Link
Too Dim to Fail.
IrishGirl - May 25, 2011 | 1:50 pm · Link
The Palin Condition 1: No Greater Love
IrishGirl - May 25, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
Flight Club
Southern Beale - May 25, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
@Omnes Omnibus:
“IF”?
Um …. barn door————> horses
Winston Smith - May 25, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
Atlas Shrugged: Part II (so no one will see it)
Do the White Thing
Plan 9 from Wassila
Wait for the Version with Tina Fey
Flashdunce
Gummo II (if you’ve seen Gummo, you’d get this)
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
Crouching Cougar, Hidden Dodo
srv - May 25, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
I don’t get it, shouldn’t it be obvious: Psycho
2013 1/2, A Spaced Oddyssey
Star Trash Eleventy-Billion
There Will Be Birthers
*Damned Taint
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 1:52 pm · Link
The Shawshank Refudiation
How Green Was My V.P.
Bobby Thomson - May 25, 2011 | 1:53 pm · Link
The Fabulist Sister on Fox.
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 1:53 pm · Link
Five Sleazy Pieces
Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
Witless
Dumb Up the Volume
Once Were Governors
Gilded
Double Indumbnity
jwb - May 25, 2011 | 1:53 pm · Link
Meanwhile. Man, if it’s this crazy in May, what is August going to look like?
Moonbatman - May 25, 2011 | 1:53 pm · Link
How I caused the Tucson Shooting
Peace Out. The Power is Yours. Free Crystal Mangum.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:54 pm · Link
Couples Reload
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:56 pm · Link
The Hunt For Braindead Septober.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:56 pm · Link
Mommy Palin’s Life of Brib’n
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
The Harrad/ Hawaii Pacific/ Northern Idaho/ U. of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/ U. of Idaho (finally!) Experiment
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
Crocodile Fundie
machine - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
Harold & Kumar Go to Wasilla Castle
Licence to Drill
Avatard
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
It’s a Wonderful Lie
opal - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
@dmsilev:
Undefeated, as relating to the Confederacy and The War of Northern Aggression.
Anya - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
Dirty, Rutten Grifters
From Wasilla with Hate
giltay - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
Seriously, I think The Undefeated is a terrific title. I can imagine the headline:
artem1s - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
Seven Years in Freshman English
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 1:59 pm · Link
Lost
Felinious Wench - May 25, 2011 | 1:59 pm · Link
Bad work day, just now logging in, missed the thread last night.
Man, I love you people.
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 1:59 pm · Link
The Lord of the Lies
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:59 pm · Link
Legs Wide Shut
Akadad - May 25, 2011 | 2:00 pm · Link
Lie Hard
Superbad Too
The Whining
Das Loot
The Vile Bunch
Life of Lyin’
All About Thieves
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:00 pm · Link
Play Grifty For Me
enesar - May 25, 2011 | 2:00 pm · Link
If not already noted:
High Plains Grifter
The Ancient Randonneur - May 25, 2011 | 2:00 pm · Link
Touch of Evil.
srv - May 25, 2011 | 2:01 pm · Link
Return of the Yedi
Fidiot on the Roof
Paul_D - May 25, 2011 | 2:01 pm · Link
Look Who’s Balking
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:02 pm · Link
For Whom the Bullshit Boils
Alex S. - May 25, 2011 | 2:02 pm · Link
Arrested Development
The Big Murkowski
Run Sarah, Run
dmsilev - May 25, 2011 | 2:03 pm · Link
Given the likely quality of the movie, I really think mining the titles of old MST3K episodes has promise…
‘The Leech Woman’
‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank’
‘The She Creature’
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 2:03 pm · Link
I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:
Too delicious.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:03 pm · Link
Pushing Tit
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:03 pm · Link
Citizen Insane
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:04 pm · Link
The Rapture, Please, Now
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
Griftyricon (She somehow seems made for a Fellini flick.)
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
GalaxyVexed
Reign of Bile
Sex, Lies, and Twitterfeeds
The Woman with Free Red Shoes
somethingblue - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
Carnival of People Without Souls
Smiles of a Summer Nightmare
Ashes and Zircons
Dazed and Confused II. Also.
Not Brief Enough Encounter
Sapheriel - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
Four More Years
Snowbilly Grifter and the United States of 27%
There’s Something About Sarah
alwhite - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
@IrishGirl:
Close – The Dimmening – sounds even more better too
@FiveInchTaint:
2011 – a space Oddity
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
Less Than Zero IQ
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 pm · Link
Dial N For Nitwit
danimal - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 pm · Link
From the Neil Simon quadrant:
The Odder Couple
Lost in Wasilla
Bullocksing Blues
The Goodbye Governor
Petroleum Beach Memoirs
Chapter Also Two
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 pm · Link
Grifter on the Roof
jibeaux - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 pm · Link
Oh, mercy, this is funny.
Read that whole thing at TBoggs’, please. Sarah Palin is fighting a war that is like Gettysburgh, Khe Sanh, and Falujah, unless and until “obsure” Alaskan citizens file an ethics complaint against her.
Sapheriel - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 pm · Link
I’m Still Here
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 pm · Link
Sling Blame
Bobby Thomson - May 25, 2011 | 2:07 pm · Link
CONvoy.
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 2:07 pm · Link
@Southern Beale: Some still take her seriously.
Chyron HR - May 25, 2011 | 2:07 pm · Link
Tongueloose
X-Men: No Class
Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Vietnam
Y Tu Mama Teapartyen
Meadows - May 25, 2011 | 2:07 pm · Link
A Cocksure Orange
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:08 pm · Link
Steel MagWheels
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:09 pm · Link
There’s Something About Sarah
dmsilev - May 25, 2011 | 2:10 pm · Link
@Meadows:
I’m pretty sure that’s the working title of the upcoming John Boehner biopic.
Also, I’m told that Newt Gingrich is shopping around a script for a rewrite of Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Felinious Wench - May 25, 2011 | 2:10 pm · Link
The Treasure of the Oso Madre
jibeaux - May 25, 2011 | 2:10 pm · Link
Mine aren’t very good but at least they use Hitchcock!
The Lady Just Frackin’ Won’t Vanish
North By Northwest By North By Northwest By North By Northwest And You’re Almost To Wasilla Now By North By
MarkJ - May 25, 2011 | 2:11 pm · Link
There Will Be Blood Libel definitely deserves the best of. I also like a Bunch of Fools for Sister Sarah, but then I likes me some Clint Eastwood movies.
I didn’t look at last night’s thread so these may be repeats but:
Pulp Diction
Pale Derider
Burn After Screeding
Shamadeus
The Head Slow-wit’s Society
A Simple Sham
Kiss of the Snider Woman
An unaltered directly from Shakespeare:
Much Ado about Nothing
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:11 pm · Link
The Unbearable Lightness of Sarah
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:12 pm · Link
Waiting To Exfoliate
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:12 pm · Link
The Empress of the North
Tsulagi - May 25, 2011 | 2:13 pm · Link
All of those titles have some degree of win. Not sure why, but when I got to Fahrenheit All of Them that made me lol. Maybe it just captures the essence of her nothing but air persona. That’s my fave.
Mad Sarah Beyond Thunderdome.
Fred - May 25, 2011 | 2:13 pm · Link
Some of those titles are pure gold.
“True Grift” was my favorite.
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 2:13 pm · Link
The Birdbrains
arguingwithsignposts - May 25, 2011 | 2:13 pm · Link
All of these are showing up on Twitter now under hashtag #palinfilmnames, btw.
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:14 pm · Link
Macbeth: Reloaded
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:14 pm · Link
The Shopping News
estamm - May 25, 2011 | 2:14 pm · Link
Lyin’ Queen
Babble on Five
True Lies (don’t need to change that one!)
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:15 pm · Link
FSM, this is the most fun I’ve had on this site since forever.
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 2:15 pm · Link
The Bridge on the River No One Lives Near
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 2:16 pm · Link
The Gripes of Wrath
The Wrath of Con
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 2:16 pm · Link
Empire of the Dumb
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:17 pm · Link
Scam By Me
The Bonfire of the Inanities « STEVENHARTSITE - May 25, 2011 | 2:17 pm · Link
[...] Word that winger filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon, the auteur behind Fire from the Heartland and Battle for America (and, it should be noted, actual movies such as Sean Penn’s The Indian Runner and Julie Taymor’s Titus), has produced a feature length documentary about Bailin’ Palin inspired Balloon Juice to solicit title suggestions. Mine is up top, but you can offer yours here. [...]
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 2:18 pm · Link
The Maltese Falsehood
opal - May 25, 2011 | 2:18 pm · Link
Beyond the Valley of Rebecca Mansour
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:18 pm · Link
30 Going on 13
estamm - May 25, 2011 | 2:18 pm · Link
I have a mouth and I must scream
MarkJ - May 25, 2011 | 2:19 pm · Link
@parenthetical: Dammit, the Wrath of Con should have been mine. That is awesome.
MCWW - May 25, 2011 | 2:19 pm · Link
“The GOP’s must be crazy!”
Akadad - May 25, 2011 | 2:20 pm · Link
Bringing in the Insane
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 2:20 pm · Link
Have Gun, Will Babble
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:21 pm · Link
A Bright Shining Lie (oops, already taken)
Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Stupidity
News-Hog Day
Tbone - May 25, 2011 | 2:21 pm · Link
Idiocracy, Whiskey, Sexy!
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 2:21 pm · Link
Gross Encounters of the Third Kind
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:21 pm · Link
Birther of a Nation
bemused - May 25, 2011 | 2:21 pm · Link
Commenters outdid themselves last night. And it was probably one of rare 300+ comment threads that didn’t annoy or depress the hell out of me. That was pure fun.
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 2:22 pm · Link
Fits of Fury
Fits of the North Star
erlking - May 25, 2011 | 2:22 pm · Link
Indiana Palin and the Raiders of Social Security
Death Panels Become Her
It Came for Sully’s Brain
Mother From Another Planet
Starburst Memories
and for Sullivan,
Undercover Mother
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:23 pm · Link
The Bucket Head
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:23 pm · Link
Burn After Touching
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:23 pm · Link
War of the Words
Fred - May 25, 2011 | 2:25 pm · Link
DC Madame,
Fluffing Teabaggers and Kochsuckers.
artem1s - May 25, 2011 | 2:25 pm · Link
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Presidential Candidacy-Murdering Mom
Citizen C’ain’t
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:26 pm · Link
Blazing Prattle
anna missed - May 25, 2011 | 2:26 pm · Link
The Ice Queen Cometh
MFA - May 25, 2011 | 2:26 pm · Link
Dread Dawn
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:26 pm · Link
Putin On The Rise
Jason in the peg - May 25, 2011 | 2:26 pm · Link
The Stunned Also Rises Too.
NobodySpecial - May 25, 2011 | 2:26 pm · Link
Deliverance II
Ice Road Suckers
National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
Von Lyin’s Express
Big Bad Mama Grizzly
anticontrarian - May 25, 2011 | 2:27 pm · Link
White Hawk Down
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:27 pm · Link
Old Yeller.
(Too mean?)
Alex S. - May 25, 2011 | 2:27 pm · Link
Suddenly, Last Election
Once Upon a Time in the North-West
And with that I close up shop. My favorite one probably is Driving Miss Crazy, also True Grift, Inarticulate Proposal and From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:27 pm · Link
North by Korea
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:27 pm · Link
Mission: Irrefudiatable.
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 2:28 pm · Link
The Day Her Brain Stood Still
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:28 pm · Link
Bringing Out the Death Panel
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:29 pm · Link
The Greatest Snowjob on Earth
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:29 pm · Link
Snakes in the Brain
MarkJ - May 25, 2011 | 2:29 pm · Link
Star-dip Dupers
SA - May 25, 2011 | 2:30 pm · Link
The Refudiation of Sarah Palin.
SA - May 25, 2011 | 2:30 pm · Link
The Refudiation of Sarah Palin
or
The Refudiator
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:31 pm · Link
White Snipe Groan
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:31 pm · Link
Juneau My Name
Yukon Have Her
KeithW - May 25, 2011 | 2:31 pm · Link
Snowbilly Liar
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:32 pm · Link
The Yukon Patois
Tony J - May 25, 2011 | 2:35 pm · Link
You Only Quit Twice.
Dirty Sexy Dummy
Goonraker
Who Will Fake My Children?
Never Say Never Again, Also, Too
Explainin’ Palin
That’s all I got.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 2:36 pm · Link
You Don’t Mess With The Slow One
danimal - May 25, 2011 | 2:36 pm · Link
@Poopyman:
Fixed it for ya.
Akadad - May 25, 2011 | 2:36 pm · Link
The Human Center of Greed
Never Been Missed
Spin City
artem1s - May 25, 2011 | 2:37 pm · Link
Palien: In Wassila, no one can hear you scream.
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 2:39 pm · Link
National Lampoon’s Grifter Vacation
V For Vindictive
1987
Princess Snide
The Unteachables
1988
Lie Hard
1989
Dead Governors Society
Sarah Palin and the Last Crusade
When McCain Met Sarah…
1990
Evil Woman
1991
Palin Hood: Princess of Thieves
1992
Reservoir Wolves
Scam of a Woman
1993
Swindler’s List (see above)
Dazed and Confused and Running For Vice President
1994
The I-Paid-For-It Redemption
Dumb, Dumber and Palin-est
Interview with a Grifter: the Grifter Chronicles
Natural Born Swindlers
1995
What Waterworld did for Costner, This Movie will do for Palin
1996
Fargo II: Sarah Goes Looking for the Money
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:40 pm · Link
The Godbotherer
Airbrain
High Lampoon
A Confederacy of Dunces (oops, taken)
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:40 pm · Link
Help me out here with “When Harry met Sally”. There’s gold in there somewhere ….
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:41 pm · Link
Sarah Pilgrim vs. the World
Tonal Crow - May 25, 2011 | 2:41 pm · Link
@Carl Nyberg:
You owe me a new keyboard!
pattyp - May 25, 2011 | 2:41 pm · Link
The Dorks of Haphazard.
Tbone - May 25, 2011 | 2:42 pm · Link
Credit to the daily show:
Petty Woman
I can hear Roy Orbison now…
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:43 pm · Link
The Grudge 3: All of Them
kd bart - May 25, 2011 | 2:43 pm · Link
Pride of the Wankers
Faster Pussycat Shill! Shill! Shill!
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:44 pm · Link
Weeny Todd: The Demon Grifter of Fleece Street
kd bart - May 25, 2011 | 2:45 pm · Link
Wasila in the Mist
anna missed - May 25, 2011 | 2:46 pm · Link
The Horseshit Whisperer
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:46 pm · Link
Sarah Hood: Princess of Thieves
Cat Lady - May 25, 2011 | 2:48 pm · Link
Grifter’s Boner
The Dumbass White Social Network
The Queen’s Word Salad Speech
Fake
InConceptionparenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 2:48 pm · Link
Cannonfodder Run
A Fibber Runs Through It
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 2:49 pm · Link
Throw Levi From The Train
Akadad - May 25, 2011 | 2:49 pm · Link
Deception
Sucker Punched
Kiss-Ass
White Club
Three-nineteen - May 25, 2011 | 2:49 pm · Link
@Sapheriel: Is She Still Here?
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:50 pm · Link
Moonlight Bile
Three-nineteen - May 25, 2011 | 2:51 pm · Link
@Poopyman: When Sarah met Money
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:51 pm · Link
October Snide
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 2:51 pm · Link
Stop Making Sense
rob! - May 25, 2011 | 2:53 pm · Link
Million Dollar Crybaby
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Candidate
Sarah Palin and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
Lie Lie Bang Bang
Facebook Postcards From The Edge
Bonfire of the Inanities
John & Sarah’s Bogus Journey
A Nightmare Before Election Day
Wes Craven’s Newest Nightmare
It’s a Horrible Life
The Bird with the GOP Donor-Bought Plumage
The Idiot!
No Country For Anything Other Than Old Men
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 2:53 pm · Link
Up in the Ayers
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:54 pm · Link
Invader Dim
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 2:56 pm · Link
@Three-nineteen: Thank You!
Bucky - May 25, 2011 | 2:56 pm · Link
How about “Auntie Insane” or “Citizen Lame”
MFA - May 25, 2011 | 2:56 pm · Link
Birth of an Abomination?
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:58 pm · Link
Gasbagland
Phoebe - May 25, 2011 | 2:58 pm · Link
You can all keep going, of course, but the winner is Fahrenheit All of Them. It just is. It’ll make me happy for a long time. Thank you, who ever you are.
Bucky - May 25, 2011 | 2:59 pm · Link
Or “Repulsive”
freelancer (itouch) - May 25, 2011 | 2:59 pm · Link
Death Panel Becomes Her
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 2:59 pm · Link
guano in 60 seconds.
MCA - May 25, 2011 | 3:00 pm · Link
The Remains of The Cray-Cray
Cryday
Lie Me to The Moon
A Squawk in The Clouds
Wassila Sky
Dumb And Sarah
Dazed And Confused And Nominated
The Fright Stuff
Throw Momma Bear from The Train
The Sneer Hunter
All The President’s Men Snickered
Real American Graffiti
The Unintelligible Conversation
A Fistful of Stupid
Not A Touch of Class
for Bond fans:
Quantum of Ignorance
Lie Another Day
Live And Let Lie
Blunderball
Dr. No Fucking Way She Just Said That
From Russia with Love to My Back Porch
Goldclinger
Ryan S - May 25, 2011 | 3:01 pm · Link
Alaska Palin and the Temple of D’oh
Tony J - May 25, 2011 | 3:03 pm · Link
The Lying Game (must have already come up)
Malice Doesn’t Grift Here Anymore.
Blue (About) Hawaii
In The Heat Of The White
The Fox News and the Hound
The Con(crete) Bungle
Show Me Dough and Jewellery Set
This is painfully addictive.
The Bungle Snook
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 3:04 pm · Link
Mainstream Medea
Opie-jeanne - May 25, 2011 | 3:04 pm · Link
Cut Throat Turkey Island
Opie-jeanne - May 25, 2011 | 3:05 pm · Link
Big Trouble In Little Wasila
Ben Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 3:08 pm · Link
Something Borrowed (from Neiman-Marcus)
Shriek Too
The Indelibles
Gone With The Windfall
artem1s - May 25, 2011 | 3:08 pm · Link
@cleek:
FTW
Ben - May 25, 2011 | 3:11 pm · Link
A Palin For All Seasons (directed by Senor Spielbergo)
Akadad - May 25, 2011 | 3:11 pm · Link
Lie Another Day
The One-Terminator
14 1/2 Minutes
How To Train Your Lapdogs
Calouste - May 25, 2011 | 3:11 pm · Link
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
The Triumph of the Shrill
That asks for a “it was better in the original German” joke…
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 3:13 pm · Link
wassillas in the tryst.
Paul in KY - May 25, 2011 | 3:13 pm · Link
Probably already been done: ‘Triumph of the Shrill’
Paul in KY - May 25, 2011 | 3:15 pm · Link
@Hal: I think the first ‘defacto’ female president was Mrs. Wilson.
Surreal American - May 25, 2011 | 3:16 pm · Link
2012: A Space Idiodyssey
gene108 - May 25, 2011 | 3:16 pm · Link
G.I. Sarah: The Rise of Tea Baggers
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 3:17 pm · Link
The Brat From Outer Space
Tony J - May 25, 2011 | 3:17 pm · Link
Never Been Missed.
The Outlaw Mostly Fails
One Flew Outta The Cuckoos Nest
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Primary Hopes Dead
UncommonSense - May 25, 2011 | 3:18 pm · Link
Sarah, Vain and Small h/t http://twitter.com/#!/AnonLib/.....9249850368
sim - May 25, 2011 | 3:18 pm · Link
The Avoidance of Being Earnest
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 3:18 pm · Link
Unelectable
Ben Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 3:20 pm · Link
Dim City
Ex-Gov Origins: WOLVERINES!
The Born Supremacy
Clash Of The Thigh-tans
The Pursuit of Sappyness
What Lies Beneath (and Pretty Much Everywhere Else)
Nevamind
The Blair House Bitch Project
Look Who’s Talking (and Talking, and Talking…)
Live Free Or Cry Hard
Get Smart (Please?)
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads
You’ve Got Fail
EL - May 25, 2011 | 3:21 pm · Link
Attack of the Wasilla Tomato
Mike in NC - May 25, 2011 | 3:22 pm · Link
Nankook of the North
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 3:24 pm · Link
the real american duchess and the dirtwater faux.
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 3:25 pm · Link
Palin Agonistes
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 3:25 pm · Link
You’ve Got Fail is a winner.
Also. Too. The Dumb Zone; she plays the Greg Stillson character.
Delia - May 25, 2011 | 3:25 pm · Link
I was taken by this line from the RealClearPolitics piece:
Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure
So I propose:
Up In Smoke
edit: or, um, I guess
Die In A Fire
would work, too.
EL - May 25, 2011 | 3:26 pm · Link
My Fair Loonie
My Fair Luddite
Name Required - May 25, 2011 | 3:27 pm · Link
John Carpenter’s The Trig
You’ve Got Fail
Tea with Moosilini
Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
How Green Was My Tally
The Sour Grapes of Staff
It Came From Outer Wasilla
The Faketrix
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 3:28 pm · Link
a star is burst.
i know someone did this one, they had to have already.
MomSense - May 25, 2011 | 3:28 pm · Link
This one is for Sully.
Deliverance?
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:28 pm · Link
The Girl With The Lizard Brain
Ivan Ivanovich Renko - May 25, 2011 | 3:28 pm · Link
@Three-nineteen: New winner!
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:30 pm · Link
Mommie, Dearest
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:31 pm · Link
Mission Creep
Comrade Rich - May 25, 2011 | 3:31 pm · Link
Desperately Seeking Syntax
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:32 pm · Link
The Wild And Wonderful Shite Of Alaska
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 3:33 pm · Link
the lady inbred
Registered Subversive - May 25, 2011 | 3:33 pm · Link
John Carpenter’s The Trig
Tea with Moosilini
Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
How Green Was My Tally
The Sour Grapes of Staff
It Came From Outer Wasilla
The Faketrix
EL - May 25, 2011 | 3:34 pm · Link
@Comrade Rich: Disparately Speaking Sarah?
NamelessGenXer - May 25, 2011 | 3:34 pm · Link
The Alphabetized List of Almost All of These:
http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W
Disclaimer: Not pimping my blog—just something I’m playing with cuz writing calms me down when I want to kick in some fascist repugs fat ugly face on teh teevee. Don’t give a shit about clicks, impressions, etc. because it will never have ads.
JGabriel - May 25, 2011 | 3:36 pm · Link
Palin 9 From Outer Space
.
Halleck - May 25, 2011 | 3:36 pm · Link
Casablankstare
nepat - May 25, 2011 | 3:36 pm · Link
Raider of the Lost
The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge - May 25, 2011 | 3:37 pm · Link
What? After the brilliant Sullivan’s Travails, no more Preston Sturges titles?
The Miracle of Moron’s Creek
Hail, the Conquering Bimbo
Palin Bitch Story….
(God how I wish he were alive today to ridicule this generation of nimrods!)
JGabriel - May 25, 2011 | 3:38 pm · Link
Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, translated into the Republican language by Sarah Palin: The Documentary.
.
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 3:39 pm · Link
@SiubhanDuinne: al jazeerha said the Rafah crossing was opened permanently two weeks ago.
the US media slow-walked the story because of the Bibi/Obama meet.
/shrug
a country without borders cannot survive.
and….im pretty sure that is a treaty violation of the Egypt/Israel standing treaty made by America puppet tyrant Mubarak.
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:40 pm · Link
Starwhore
the dude - May 25, 2011 | 3:40 pm · Link
Quitter & Twisted
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 3:44 pm · Link
hokey and the bandit
trollhattan - May 25, 2011 | 3:45 pm · Link
“The Reintarnation of Palin Proud”
Allan - May 25, 2011 | 3:46 pm · Link
The sheer volume of Palin movie title hashtags has apparently broken the Twitter machines, but I did manage to get off a few over there, including:
Sleddog Millionaire
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:46 pm · Link
Reservoir Dog
opal - May 25, 2011 | 3:47 pm · Link
@JGabriel:
There’s a lobster loose, and he’s vengeful.
EL - May 25, 2011 | 3:47 pm · Link
The Russians are Coming! to my front porch…
MaryRC - May 25, 2011 | 3:48 pm · Link
Rumproast has a beauty: Mrs Snit Goes to Washington.
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 3:48 pm · Link
To Lie For
House of Flying Teabaggers
One Missed Haul
The Grudge
kamper - May 25, 2011 | 3:48 pm · Link
Ten Possible Titles for Sarah Palin’s Film
Babette’s Word Salad
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Ghostwriter
Meet the Parents. And the Kids. And Their Kids. And their Kids’ Kids’ Baby Daddies.
M*I*L*F
Moosespotting
Mr. and Mrs. Bridge-to-Nowhere
Raging Moose
Y tu Mamá Grizzly También
The Year of Living Dangerously Before Quitting Because to Do Otherwise Would be to Take the Quitter’s Way Out
Voters on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:49 pm · Link
Birth of Negation
Too Ashamed to Say - May 25, 2011 | 3:50 pm · Link
Whatever Happened to Baby Trig?
Yes, I hate myself.
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 3:51 pm · Link
riding in clown cars with grizzly mamas
JGabriel - May 25, 2011 | 3:55 pm · Link
@opal: Heh. Thank you, good link. (Originally had a typo, food link, which also would have been appropriate.)
.
Lolis - May 25, 2011 | 3:57 pm · Link
Smooth Criminal
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity
Pride & Prejudice (perfect as is)
Ok, I stole a song and book titles. Also, too.
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 3:57 pm · Link
The Grudge: Run, Sarah, Run
The Grudge II: Sarah Runs Again
jimmiraybob - May 25, 2011 | 3:57 pm · Link
Is The Butt Hurt Locker clean enough? Hopefully not already taken.
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 3:58 pm · Link
Triumph Of The Shill
Tony J - May 25, 2011 | 3:59 pm · Link
Base Griftora – Resent Detective.
Registered Subversive - May 25, 2011 | 4:00 pm · Link
Two More Fools for Sister Sarah
The Color of Money: A Look at the Sarah Palin Phenomenon
A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
Shake Hands With The Sarah
nepat - May 25, 2011 | 4:02 pm · Link
Once Upon a Time in Real America
Halleck - May 25, 2011 | 4:05 pm · Link
Half-Terminator
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 4:08 pm · Link
Freaks
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble…
Allan - May 25, 2011 | 4:08 pm · Link
@kamper: You win on volume and quality. Please collect your internets.
Surreal American - May 25, 2011 | 4:09 pm · Link
The Shilling (Kubrick version)
onanyes - May 25, 2011 | 4:09 pm · Link
Amadoofus
bago - May 25, 2011 | 4:10 pm · Link
The one-terminator is hard to beat.
MCA - May 25, 2011 | 4:10 pm · Link
So I Married A Syntax Murderer
Dunces With Wolves
She’s Gotta Have It Read To Her
Sarah Palin: The Edge Of Reason
You Can’t Fake It with You
How to Make An American Quit
Fear And Loathing In Wassila
10,000 Things I Hate about You
Confessions Of A Middle Age Drama Queen
The Sisterhood Of The Drivel In Rants
jimmiraybob - May 25, 2011 | 4:12 pm · Link
Runaway Train Wreck
An ode to Runaway Train (1986), an Alaska themed movie starring Jon Voight (who I assume could be recruited for the new Sarah movie to spout equally batty wingnut speak).
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:12 pm · Link
White Noise
The Boondock Saint
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:13 pm · Link
If I Only Had A Brain
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:14 pm · Link
Terrordrone
Sarah Palin Movie… « blueollie - May 25, 2011 | 4:14 pm · Link
[...] Palin: Balloon Juice has a thread which is calling for readers to suggest titles for the upcoming Sarah Palin film. Some of the suggestions are [...]
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:14 pm · Link
The Great Mistake
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 4:15 pm · Link
Legally Braindead
That is funnie, cuz Ross and Reihan were all mooney over Palin in the beginning, and i wrote a funnie comment called Waiting for Elle Woods.
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 4:17 pm · Link
Shitty Woman
MarkJ - May 25, 2011 | 4:18 pm · Link
The Drivel Runs Through It
Halleck - May 25, 2011 | 4:26 pm · Link
Ben-Duh
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 4:28 pm · Link
My Dinner With An Idiot
Sarah and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
Sarah and Todd’s Bogus Journey
The Half-Terminator
Half-Terminator 2 : Election Day
Half Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Morons
They Call Me Mama Grizzly!
This Is Sarah Palin
MomSense - May 25, 2011 | 4:29 pm · Link
Lie Hard
Lie Hard also 2
Lie Hard with a Vengeance
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 4:30 pm · Link
Who’s Afraid of Alaskan Wolves?
Poopyman - May 25, 2011 | 4:30 pm · Link
The Driveler Wears Prada
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 4:33 pm · Link
Boxcar Birther
Hawes - May 25, 2011 | 4:36 pm · Link
Have we had;
Unforgivable
Miles Tougeaux - May 25, 2011 | 4:36 pm · Link
The Call of the Vile
Atlas Winced
Moron Becomes Electoral
Last Bimbo in Juneau
Wazilla’s Revenge
Half-Terminator
Waterhead for Elephants
Apocalypse Soon
Eternal Dullness of a Simple Mind
The Goods,the Brash and the Vapid
Buffoon
Fargone
Yankee Doodle Dimwit
The Mannequin Candidate
Anoniminous - May 25, 2011 | 4:36 pm · Link
The Girl With the Lip Tattoo (Also)
The Wizardess of Odd
PKD - May 25, 2011 | 4:46 pm · Link
The Unbearable Wordsalad She’s Screaming
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 4:46 pm · Link
The Brittle Shop of Horrors
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:46 pm · Link
Terms of Impairment
The Oddest Story Ever Told
Short Of Redemption
Malron aka eclecticbrotha - May 25, 2011 | 4:48 pm · Link
How do I fold all my contributions to the #PalinMovie hashtag into your hashtag?
I noticed a couple other popular Palin movie hashtags in my feed as well
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:49 pm · Link
Public Enemy
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:50 pm · Link
Night Of The Moron
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 4:51 pm · Link
Village of the Scammed
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:54 pm · Link
Idiot Wind
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 4:57 pm · Link
@cleek:
Shouldn’t that be “Start Making Sense”?
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 4:59 pm · Link
The Story Of D’oh!
Charlton Heston - May 25, 2011 | 4:59 pm · Link
Here are mine:
Avatard
I, the Fury
American Piehole
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 5:00 pm · Link
Don’t know if any of these have been done already
The Great White Dope
The Paper: All of them
“Any Which Way But Loose, ― of course in the great history of America there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 5:00 pm · Link
Million Dollar Drill Baby Drill
YellowJournalism - May 25, 2011 | 5:01 pm · Link
The Grifter Also Bitches
Fergus mac Roich - May 25, 2011 | 5:07 pm · Link
Tragical Mystery Boor
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 5:08 pm · Link
Your Cheatin’ Servant’s Heart
piratedan - May 25, 2011 | 5:39 pm · Link
Refudiating the Unpossible
The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr, Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said - May 25, 2011 | 5:43 pm · Link
wink, the beloved country
cleek - May 25, 2011 | 5:45 pm · Link
@MCA:
bravo.
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 5:49 pm · Link
Snowpocalypse Now
After-Birth of a Nation
The Bridge to Nowhere on the River Kwai
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Snowbilly Without a Cause
tworivers - May 25, 2011 | 5:50 pm · Link
I’m digging “They Call Me Sister Fibs”
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 5:50 pm · Link
Some Like it Not
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 5:52 pm · Link
The Treasure of Trigs Madre
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 5:54 pm · Link
Who’s Afraid of the Virginia Primary?
Haiwei - May 25, 2011 | 5:54 pm · Link
Million Dollar Crybaby
(I’ll Speak) For a Few Dollars More
Deception
Citizen Con
The Dim Knight
Batsh*t Begins
Vainglorious Bastard
Fake Club
Rainforest Gump
The Shilling
American Histrionics X
Double Mendacity
Dial M for Moron
A Midsummer-Night’s Saks Comedy
Full Mental Jackass
Princess Mononote
The Non-Reader
Amores Moosos
The Wages of Fearmongering
Crashino
Requiem for a Bridge
The Treasure of the Tiara Madre
Monty Python and the Holy Grifter
Twister
UncertaintyVicePrincipal - May 25, 2011 | 5:55 pm · Link
Atlas Never Opened
pattyp - May 25, 2011 | 5:55 pm · Link
Underweird
Underweird Also: Anti-evolution
Underweird Also, Too: Rise of the Lichens
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 5:57 pm · Link
Wuthering Bottoms
2012: A Race Idiocy
To Kill And Field Dress A Mockingbird
ItAintEazy - May 25, 2011 | 6:01 pm · Link
@bago:
Not if you rename it “The Half-Terminator” ;)
momsense - May 25, 2011 | 6:04 pm · Link
American Lie
tworivers - May 25, 2011 | 6:06 pm · Link
Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
The Snowshoes of the Fisherwoman
My Fairbanks Lady
Vanity Fairbanks
Forgetting Sarah Palin
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 6:09 pm · Link
American Griftery
From Here to Obscurity
Raiders of the Lost Surplus
A Room with a View of Russia
Unrefudiated (1992)
Tom C - May 25, 2011 | 6:09 pm · Link
The Triumph of the Imbecile.
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 6:11 pm · Link
Atlas Shrugged and said “In what respect Charlie?”
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 6:14 pm · Link
Children From a Lesser Todd
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 6:15 pm · Link
To Be or Not to Be also too What Was the Question?
El Cid - May 25, 2011 | 6:16 pm · Link
“Full Mental Jackass”: that’s awesome.
As are so many others, but for the moment “Shitty Woman”.
El Cid - May 25, 2011 | 6:18 pm · Link
@grape_crush: That’s awesome.
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 6:19 pm · Link
Confederacy of Dunce
Le Miserable
Sarah Palin Raw
Alan Keyes, the Sequel
Oil, Appalachia and an Incomplete Coalition
An Insufficient Coalition After an Incomplete Term
The Audacity of Hoping For an Easy Opponent
Saving Governor Palin
Soylent Mean
Confessions of a Successful Quitter
Don’t Cry For Me, Alaska
Matchstick Governor
Crash Test Dummy’s Excellent Adventure
Have Scam, Will Travel
Quitting Sarah Palin
Almost Elected
A Bridge Too Mean
Waiting for Sarah Palin
Leave Sarah Alone!
High Loon
Oops Dreams
Four Campaigns and a Movie
Lady of the Flies
Mutiny on the Exxon Valdez
Thank You For Hating (Black People)
Field of Schemes
Ordinary Grifters
Shootout at the GOP Corral
Who Killed Sarah Palin?
Midnight Cowgirl
I Have Not Yet Begun to Scam!
Wag the Moose
Planet of the Rubes
A Tale of Two Grifters
$end $arah $$$
White People Can’t Think
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 6:24 pm · Link
That was fun. Can we do it now with Newt, before he drops out?
Angry Geometer - May 25, 2011 | 6:27 pm · Link
The Fatuous and the Incurious II: Snowbilly Grift
Akadad - May 25, 2011 | 6:36 pm · Link
Lol
The Calvinball Diaries
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 6:36 pm · Link
Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:
Palin’s Labyrinth
Wingnuts Of Desire
Fall of the House of Musher
Lie, Lie, My Darling
Run Loud Run Shallow
Erase-Her-Head
The Wasilla Skank Redemption
Fraud Runner
Elephant Woman
A Starburst Is Born
The Immoral Mrs. Tease
Mondo Brainless
Mama Grizzly Dearest
It’s A Wonderful Lie
Valley of the Dolts
The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
The Worst of Everything
Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
Long Con Sarah
Paper Loon
Three-nineteen - May 25, 2011 | 6:58 pm · Link
Apocalypse 2012
(edited for spelling)
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 7:04 pm · Link
Apocalyptoo, also
ABL - May 25, 2011 | 7:22 pm · Link
Brains Wide Shut
The Beverly Snowbillies
ABL - May 25, 2011 | 7:23 pm · Link
@grape_crush: brilliant.
cckids - May 25, 2011 | 7:32 pm · Link
@shortstop:
Maybe we could make it into a group experience, ala Rocky Horror? Throw snowballs, snark along, add a musical number?
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 7:32 pm · Link
@ABL: Thanks, but this whole thread is outstanding.
Philbert - May 25, 2011 | 7:40 pm · Link
Forgo
Inane Secrets of the Yahoo Sisterhood
Lost & Spacey
Unknowing
Birth of a Nutcase
Rockhead (Rockhead II, Rockhead III, etc.)
Total Recoil
Breaker Moron
Slow White & the Seven Dwarves
Specious
The Liar in Winter
The Liar King
Definitely, Maybe—Not!
(This is just too damn easy!)
slightly-peeved - May 25, 2011 | 7:51 pm · Link
Sorry if these have been done (and just plain sorry about the second one) but
the sh#te runner
dumb moose pander
Philbert - May 25, 2011 | 7:54 pm · Link
Witless for the Persecution
Birther of a Nation
America Is Where, Wolf, In London?
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 7:54 pm · Link
The Prig Bimbowski
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 7:58 pm · Link
@MCA: “So I Married A Syntax Murderer”
This needed more love.
Doug Woodard - May 25, 2011 | 8:00 pm · Link
A Con is Born
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 8:03 pm · Link
“Toddy Heat”
DavidG - May 25, 2011 | 8:04 pm · Link
The Story Of D’Oh.
Book
DavidG - May 25, 2011 | 8:09 pm · Link
— Oops. I meant, “Movie.” You don’t want to read the book. It’s a pop-up.
—I Clod-ius.
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 8:18 pm · Link
“Fool Hand Fluke”
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 8:20 pm · Link
above are win
also too maybe,
Sarah: She Wolf of the Tea Party
Nah? I bet William Kristal would pay to see it. Twice. With a box of kleenex too also. (because its a tear jerker?)
Philbert - May 25, 2011 | 8:22 pm · Link
GallupPollMe
Dead Precedents
Liar, Liar. Liar Liar Liar. Liar!... Liar…
Fright of the Intruder
Batty*21
Three Men and a Baby
DavidG - May 25, 2011 | 8:22 pm · Link
Anger Mismanagement.
The Sociopath Network
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 8:23 pm · Link
2,000,000 Fools For Sister Sarah
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 8:29 pm · Link
Good one
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 8:32 pm · Link
@gocart mozart: Nice!
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 8:34 pm · Link
“The Not-So-Great Dictator”
DavidG - May 25, 2011 | 8:37 pm · Link
Spray Anything.
The Kids Are All Right-Wing.
Cape Sneer.
jimmiraybob - May 25, 2011 | 8:39 pm · Link
Dumb Day Afternoon
It’s about a grift gone bad
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 8:45 pm · Link
@DavidG: “The Kids Are All Right-Wing.”
There’s still gold in this mine yet!
matt - May 25, 2011 | 8:45 pm · Link
The Killing Coneheads
DavidG - May 25, 2011 | 8:48 pm · Link
Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Quitter’s Fled.
grape_crush - May 25, 2011 | 9:08 pm · Link
“La Dolt-e Vita”
Alea Iacta Est - May 25, 2011 | 9:10 pm · Link
The Boondocks Taint.
The Life Moronic, With Also Too.
28 Candidacies Later.
3000 Miles to.. Somewhere?
Dillon - May 25, 2011 | 9:10 pm · Link
Sled Dog Millionaire
DavidG - May 25, 2011 | 9:14 pm · Link
La Dolce Evita.
Philbert - May 25, 2011 | 9:15 pm · Link
In Her Majesty’s Secret Servers: The Emails of Sarah Palin
maven - May 25, 2011 | 9:16 pm · Link
Coma
maven - May 25, 2011 | 9:17 pm · Link
White Wash
shacklett - May 25, 2011 | 9:19 pm · Link
Cry-Baby Mama
Barb Liar
Tinker, Failer, Folder, Spy
The Moose Hangs High
Popeye the Failer
Pig Millions
Haiweiad - May 25, 2011 | 9:29 pm · Link
Liarfox
Failfox
Great Failroad Adventures: Alaska
Failroaded (starring Hugh Beaumont)
So Proudly We Fail
The Bridges of Ketchikan County
This Gun for Liar
In the Line of Liar
Half-Terminator Also: Bad Judgment Day
Tom C - May 25, 2011 | 9:32 pm · Link
Half-terms of Employment
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 9:37 pm · Link
I like this one.
Something Stupid This Way Comes | Ben Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 9:38 pm · Link
It seems the unintended comedy of the GOP 2012 primary field is about to take a quantum leap: Quitzilla is about to star in a movie about (wait for it….) herself. The title leaves a lot to be desired; Luckily, the Balloon Juice commentariat is all over it. Make sure you put food and drink down first, and whatever size popcorn bucket you’ve got, you’re gonna need a bigger one.
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 9:39 pm · Link
10 Things You Hate About Me
Of Moose and Mean
The Undeparted
All of Them
Gotcha
Sunset Access Road
The Madness of Queen Sarah
That Thing I Do Badly
sydneyapplebaum - May 25, 2011 | 9:40 pm · Link
Abbott and Costello meet Dr. Jekyll and Sarah Palin
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 9:47 pm · Link
The Chronicles of Sarah: The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe
shacklett - May 25, 2011 | 9:48 pm · Link
They Were Expensible
Svensker - May 25, 2011 | 9:49 pm · Link
I go away for 36 hours and you guys come up with comedy gold. I’m crying here.
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 9:51 pm · Link
The Non Sense
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 9:53 pm · Link
The Irrefutables
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 9:55 pm · Link
The Irreputables?
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 10:00 pm · Link
S.P. the Extra-Special Terrestrial
Odie Hugh Manatee - May 25, 2011 | 10:00 pm · Link
How about some (altered) song titles for the movie title?
Don’t Fear the Reaper
Armageddon It, Too
If I can’t be Number One in your Life, then I’ll Number Two on You
You Better, You Bet(cha)
If Brains were Oil, My Crankcase would be Dry
I got the Ring and You got the Finger
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 10:03 pm · Link
The Barely English Speaking Patient
Tom in TN - May 25, 2011 | 10:07 pm · Link
First try seems to have gotten lost in moderation.
My offers:
An American Embarrass
Strange Brood
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight
gocart mozart - May 25, 2011 | 10:09 pm · Link
Palin Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Trig.
Too far?
Zero - May 25, 2011 | 10:15 pm · Link
Poop Fiction
The Tragically Flip - May 25, 2011 | 10:26 pm · Link
Cool Handprompter Luke
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 10:34 pm · Link
Dumb and Meth
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 10:39 pm · Link
Palinstorm: The Destruction of John McCain
Philbert - May 25, 2011 | 10:46 pm · Link
Nordstrom by Nordstrom-west
The Big Easy-Out
The Crying Shame
Starship GOPers
The Simpletons Movie
In the Heat of the Nut
Highlander II: The Quittening
Sarah, Prayin’ and Fail
Untruth and No Consequences, AK
(God help me, I can’t stop thinking of these. Stop me before I pun again!)
Philbert - May 25, 2011 | 11:15 pm · Link
Juneau What You Did Last Summer
It’s a Wonderful Lie
(Crap, now I’m going through lists of old Oscar nominees!)
My Fail Lady
They Shoot Horses from Helicopters, Don’t They?
(OK, now I’ll stop.)
Nutwork
Raging Bullsh*t
(Seriously)
Children of a Loser GOP
The Thin Red Lie
(Ok, now!)
Max Power - May 26, 2011 | 12:00 am · Link
@cleek:
Perfect.
Also, too…
The Freakin’ Queen
The Wizard of AZ
Pancho Wasilla
Scrutiny on the Bounty
Of Moose and Men
Max Power - May 26, 2011 | 12:24 am · Link
Gone with the Gotcha Question
Born on the First of April
Hannah and her sisters, Snowflake, Ripcord, and Lugnut
Steeplejack - May 26, 2011 | 12:41 am · Link
@Philbert:
Fix’d to conform to Balloon Juice style.
DavidG - May 26, 2011 | 12:58 am · Link
My final entry:
Days Of Whine And Poses.
Did any of you people ever write jokes for the Washington Post’s Style Invitational contest? I was a regular there in the 90s. Thanks for the memories!
MCA - May 26, 2011 | 1:02 am · Link
If I ever come across a thread half as hilarious as this one again, I’ll die a happy man. @Tragically Flip – “The Barely English Speaking Patient” literally brought tears to my eyes. That one was unexpected. Y’all are on one hell of a roll tonight. Looking back on all of these, I’m becoming more enamored of “In What Regard, Charlie Brown?” the more I envision Palin as Lucy. But I still think it’s hard to beat “You’ve Got Fail.”
Cole, I think you should pick your favorite 25 or so and somebody figure out how to put up a poll.
Vlad - May 26, 2011 | 1:48 am · Link
The Lyin’ in Winter
FOXy Clown
I Spit on Your Brain
Blame Runner
Zulu Dusk
Polarmax - May 26, 2011 | 2:50 am · Link
Joan of Ack: The TextMessager
kas - May 26, 2011 | 4:27 am · Link
Spamlet in Lipstick
State Unfair
Born in the USA; Health Care in Canada
Maverick II
A Tale of Two Quitties
Razing Arizona
Mrs. Polly - May 26, 2011 | 5:49 am · Link
I already added the first to Twitter, but just wanted to be part of this historic (hysteric) thread:
Low Rents Of Wasilla
Revision Of The Shoddy Bitchers
The Big Schnorr
Lassie Go Home
Moondingbat
The Shills Have Lies
Mrs. Maneuver
(x-posting them on the Rumproast Balloon Juice Tribute thread~~yay for all y’all)
dbc - May 26, 2011 | 6:26 am · Link
Raspalin
Rico Unsuave - May 26, 2011 | 7:22 am · Link
“True Grit, err, Quit”
“True Quit”
onanyes - May 26, 2011 | 8:27 am · Link
“Dances with Dead Wolves”
(Lois, a friend of mine requested that I submit this one)
Andrew - May 26, 2011 | 8:40 am · Link
I put these three on twitter yesterday:
American Shooty
Codger and Me
Crash
Haiwei - May 26, 2011 | 9:09 am · Link
Fools Cash In
Haiwei - May 26, 2011 | 9:31 am · Link
Outslander
Mudhoney (h/t to Russ Meyer)
4jkb4ia - May 26, 2011 | 9:48 am · Link
Ouch. “Legends of the Fail”. That was everything I was getting at, without the prophetess aspect.
And “Brain Simple” is genius.
oddjob - May 26, 2011 | 10:23 am · Link
Harold and Fraud
jgaxx - May 26, 2011 | 11:02 am · Link
It should be named after the one great book, “The Babel”!
lone1c - May 26, 2011 | 11:13 am · Link
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office. . . .
Wes F. in Hapeville - May 26, 2011 | 11:16 am · Link
A friend suggests: Scamadeus
WF
Karin - May 26, 2011 | 11:24 am · Link
Kook of the North. (harking back to Robert J. Flaherty)
Michael - May 26, 2011 | 11:29 am · Link
Mexican-Proof Fence
Sarah in Blunderland
All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
Half-Terms of Endearment
Weekend at Johnny’s
Karin - May 26, 2011 | 11:39 am · Link
Or, how about “Rednecks on a Plane”?
Scary Movie 1500ML: Return of the Quitter « From Pine View Farm - May 26, 2011 | 11:41 am · Link
[...] I don’t have anything to say about it, for it mocks itself. John Cole, though, has compiled a list of suggested titles from the commenters at Balloon Juice. [...]
Keith - May 26, 2011 | 11:41 am · Link
Because of the theme of the film from which this title is made, and it’s generally awful production values, and, also, too it’s take versus budget.
(Fancy Pageant) Walker
Rob Mac K - May 26, 2011 | 11:41 am · Link
Clueless II, Also
LibertyLover - May 26, 2011 | 11:51 am · Link
ConAirhead
JK - May 26, 2011 | 11:52 am · Link
Saving Sistah Sarah !
Karin - May 26, 2011 | 12:00 pm · Link
Gunga Dim
LibertyLover - May 26, 2011 | 12:02 pm · Link
The Pride and the Palin
Days Of Whine and Roses
Jason - May 26, 2011 | 12:08 pm · Link
Dumbo.
Karin - May 26, 2011 | 12:33 pm · Link
Princess Monomania (for the anime fans)
Sven Golli - May 26, 2011 | 1:02 pm · Link
The Search for Schlock
DUMB-ASS!
Bad Governor
GinaM - May 26, 2011 | 1:16 pm · Link
My contribution….”Grifters Delight”...since she knows ALL the words to “Rappers Delight”...I would love to hear her version!
Comrade Misfit - May 26, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
I posted these in the earlier thread, I did not realize that it continued over to here.
So:
The Palin of the Vanities
The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
Charge Card at Tiffany’s
The Sum of All Delusions
PreznitQuest
The Hunt for Red Murrica
Sven Golli - May 26, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
Oh, I forgot that Ayn Rand classic:
The Figurehead.
Comrade Misfit - May 26, 2011 | 1:39 pm · Link
Palin- Cultural Delusions of Alaska Make Benefit Glorious State of Arizona
Comrade Misfit - May 26, 2011 | 1:47 pm · Link
They Were Unintelligible
Stogoe - May 26, 2011 | 1:48 pm · Link
@Chyron HR: Are we sure that’s not already taken by Ann Althouse? Wait, that would be Mrs. Horrible’s Wine-Along Blog. Sorry.
Shawn - May 26, 2011 | 2:25 pm · Link
I hear the film is going to be a “found footage” documentary called Palinormal Activity.
kbanginmotown - May 26, 2011 | 2:30 pm · Link
True Grift
2000 Miles to Anchorage
The Golddigger’s Moxie
Dumbest.
Tanya Arthur - May 26, 2011 | 2:33 pm · Link
@4tehlulz: I love your trilogy especially “Return of the Dumbass”. You made me snortle :)
al - May 26, 2011 | 2:34 pm · Link
True Snit
LibertyLover - May 26, 2011 | 2:49 pm · Link
The Quittenator
Margo - May 26, 2011 | 4:21 pm · Link
Here are some to make you smile:
Electric Horses**t
As Gross As It Gets
Bowling for Wasilla
Romancing the Dunce
Sven Golli - May 26, 2011 | 4:33 pm · Link
The Fast & The Fraudulent
T. Brightwater - May 26, 2011 | 4:34 pm · Link
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest
Fear of a Black President
GOP Plan From Outer Space
Half-Assed and Furious
Clueless in Wasila
Indecipherable
The Bungle Book
@ lone1c – I really like “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office”!
msirt - May 26, 2011 | 4:35 pm · Link
Snow Blight
Scary Plotter
Sarah la Dunce
teddy - May 26, 2011 | 7:23 pm · Link
Out of Anywhere But Africa
The Philomath - May 26, 2011 | 7:58 pm · Link
1. All Talky on the Northern Front
2. Lipstick on a Pygmalion
3. Eternal Spots on the Sunless Mind
4. Alaska Confidential
And I can’t believe nobody has brought up The Aristocrats. You even get to keep some of the details.
travy - May 26, 2011 | 8:09 pm · Link
the grapes of graft
slinging in the mud
making up baby
who’s afraid of shooting a wolf?
the alaskan queen
it’s all about my fucking mother: bristol’s story
gone with the whine
M*I*L*F
nonsense of sarabia
2012: a spaced oddity
snow whitey and her 5 fucked up kids
a snowplow named desire
the moose hunter
american graft
meet me in wasilla
seven bribes for seven dollars
:/rimshot: tip the veal
Buck Mulligan - May 26, 2011 | 8:20 pm · Link
This seems too obvious:
Birthers of a Nation
Or…
We’re All Raising Arizonans Now
Jim O - May 26, 2011 | 8:27 pm · Link
Brainless Nacho seeks dejection
pezz - May 26, 2011 | 8:40 pm · Link
Star Whores
On Golden Pond Scum
Grand Moron-o
Mrs. Shit Goes to Washington
Peter Panned
The Lovely Bonehead
Sarahnora
Susan Kitchens - May 26, 2011 | 10:53 pm · Link
I Know That You Quit Last Summer
I Still Know that you Quit Last Summer
Grifter Parade
Basket Case
Erased Her Head
Idle Brains
Pathology
The Shills Have Lies
Return of the Levi Dad
GloryStalker
The Grudge
Unteachable
Crazy as Hell
The Real America-Ville Horror
I am Legend (In my own mind)
Repulsion
Word Salad: Lost in Translation
Truth: It’s Inconvenient
The Great Brain Robbery
Sarah and Fox: For a Few Dollars More
The Assassination of Queen Esther by the Coward Media Horde
South of Fishhook, Wasilla the Shrill
The Magnificent Word Salad
The Mom who Shot Life Liberty and our Free Market Principles, Also Too.
All the pretty Clothes Horses
Max Pain
Fulltime Shiller
High Heels and Low Lies
Mean Machine
Malice: Killer Instinct
The Fast and the Furious Word Salad
The Farce and the Furious
Wasilla’s Queen of the Dudgeon
The English Language Patient
Mark Halfmoon - May 27, 2011 | 12:13 am · Link
Palin Comparison
Juicier Than Rotten Tomatoes | - May 27, 2011 | 12:51 am · Link
[...] There’s more LOL fun. Read it all here. [...]
hisgirlfriday - May 27, 2011 | 2:11 am · Link
2011: A Space Cadet Odyssey
The Absent-Minded Professor Hater
An Affair to Refudiate
Caribou on a Hot Tin Roof
Cruel Bad Joke
Dances With Wolves that Have Been Shot Dead From a Plane
The Day the Earth Stood Shrill
Death of a Nation
The Great Dictator II
Lie Hard
She’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Girl
FLAProgressive - May 27, 2011 | 2:43 am · Link
The Victimhood of the Traveling Dunce
DavidG - May 27, 2011 | 2:46 am · Link
The Red Shoes Diahrea
DavidG - May 27, 2011 | 2:54 am · Link
Me, Myself, and I Scheme.
Spelbownd
The Freshman, Parts I, II, III, and IV.
Mark Mason - May 27, 2011 | 3:21 am · Link
High Buffoon
Rainer - May 27, 2011 | 9:10 am · Link
“Who’s jailin’ Palin ?”
Rainer - May 27, 2011 | 9:45 am · Link
Doom
Honey, I shrunk the ..er..mm.. brains !
Back is the Future !
scioto - May 27, 2011 | 11:26 am · Link
Tea With Mooselini
Wagner - May 27, 2011 | 11:48 am · Link
Lots more winners can be found here.
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 11:51 am · Link
OK Here’s the classic film:
For Whom the Belle Trolls
richardsan - May 27, 2011 | 12:05 pm · Link
just thought of this one, on the crapper:
“The Blouse That Roared”
Mooseferatu - NYTimes.com - May 27, 2011 | 12:41 pm · Link
[...] John Cole has been collecting suggested titles for the Sarah Palin movie. Other [...]
Claire - May 27, 2011 | 1:05 pm · Link
Gone with the Moose…
Ed Overman - May 27, 2011 | 1:07 pm · Link
On the road to nowhere
Tim in SF - May 27, 2011 | 1:12 pm · Link
You’ve Got Fail!
Deborah - May 27, 2011 | 1:13 pm · Link
Caked Alaska
Sam - May 27, 2011 | 1:29 pm · Link
V for vague
E-VAIN
My Big fat greed failure
Bugger, I Shrunk the Party
The Failure’s speech
AC in BC - May 27, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
Two Mewls for Sister Sarah
The Nonreader
Every Which Way But Lucid
The Hustler
Vanine - May 27, 2011 | 1:36 pm · Link
The Taming of the Shill
Young Pallinstein
Sarah Appalling and and the Deathly Panels
The War of the Drones
Karen Greenbaum-Maya - May 27, 2011 | 1:40 pm · Link
The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse.
GlenBecky GlenRuse.
Pistol-Packin’ Mama.
BLC - May 27, 2011 | 1:42 pm · Link
Dumb and Dumber
Forgetting Sarah Palin
Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
John and Sarah’s Big Misadventure
Karen Greenbaum-Maya - May 27, 2011 | 1:42 pm · Link
@hisgirlfriday: Admiring very hard!
bill n - May 27, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
Paliens
crosspalms - May 27, 2011 | 1:56 pm · Link
Razing Arizona
There Will Be Blunders
Raging Belle
Eternal Sunshine of the Mindless Spot
Dumb Slog Millionaire
Atlas Shrugged Again
Snow Country for Old Men
The Story of OMG
The Incredible Lightness of Being Me
Sled Dog Day Afternoon
The Creature from the White Lagoon
Even More Lost in Space
paul loatman - May 27, 2011 | 1:57 pm · Link
Home of the Blame
It Takes Too to Tangle
A View from the Bridge [To Russia]
Moose Bull
Sarah of Rabies-a
Wailin’ with Palin
The Egg on My Face and I
Wrecker in The Rye
No Light in August
freethinker12 - May 27, 2011 | 2:03 pm · Link
Forgettable Sarah Palin
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 2:25 pm · Link
The Long, Long Trailer
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 2:27 pm · Link
The Last Angry Ma’am.
Vanity Fare
Preacher’s Pet
Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
The Hunt for Red November
Shame
The Louse that Roared
Epicurus33 - May 27, 2011 | 2:39 pm · Link
America Loves a Quitter!
Tweed - May 27, 2011 | 2:40 pm · Link
The World Is Not Enough
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 2:44 pm · Link
The Dumb Luck Club
MaBlair - May 27, 2011 | 2:54 pm · Link
The Chariots of Ire
James Davis - May 27, 2011 | 2:55 pm · Link
2008: A Spaced out Candidate
Casaflunka
No Intelligence Allowed
Saving Paul Ryan
Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!
Mrs. Palin Doesn’t go to Washington
Yetisburg
Hacks and Generals
Victory through Teabagging
The Godmother
Der Huntergang
Titanic II
Minds Wide Shut
Atlas Sighed
Bridge over the Narrows Tongass
rjv - May 27, 2011 | 3:00 pm · Link
The Last Reduction
rjv - May 27, 2011 | 3:04 pm · Link
Beach Blanket BabbleOn
Plan None from Outer Wasilla
Charley James - May 27, 2011 | 3:09 pm · Link
Sorry if any of these have been used … I didn’t have time to read all of the posts:
For Whom The Tweets Toll
The Abominator
Frisky Business
Breakfast At Tiffany’s With Newt
Half-Life
State Trooper – The Sequel
You Betcha Life (TV Adaptation)
Wasilla Nights
Sarah’s Andromeda Strain
The Palin Identity (in the works, a sequel: The Palin Inferiority)
The Pipleine Redemption
Fast Times At Birther High
A Fistful Of Dollars From My PAC
For A Few Dollars More From The Kochs’
This is too much fun for a Friday afternoon.
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 3:13 pm · Link
Journey to the Center of the Dearth
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 3:14 pm · Link
THe Greatest Story Ever Sold.
Joe Gould - May 27, 2011 | 3:16 pm · Link
Bridge On The River? Why?
The Entertainer
My Dinner With…Nevermind
Babette’s Heist
Topsy Turvy
The Killing Fields
A Face In The Crowd, Part Deux
The Lyin in Winter
Love and Dearth
Elmer Palintry
They Shoot Moose, Don’t They?
Sad-night, Cowboy!
We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed
Out of Alaska
crosspalms - May 27, 2011 | 3:20 pm · Link
Bachmann-Palin-Overdrive will do the soundtrack
i1dci92 - May 27, 2011 | 3:44 pm · Link
“The Manure Whisperer”
crosspalms - May 27, 2011 | 3:44 pm · Link
Field of Dweebs
i1dci92 - May 27, 2011 | 3:46 pm · Link
“Apocalypse Whut?”
droog - May 27, 2011 | 3:50 pm · Link
Se8en
realdim - May 27, 2011 | 4:08 pm · Link
The Faming of the Shrew
Douglas - May 27, 2011 | 4:21 pm · Link
Bad MILF Hunting
(sorry if already posted)
EdH - May 27, 2011 | 4:22 pm · Link
@buckydoc: Being There II gets my vote (I’m just not sure the II is necessary :)
Natalie Sleeth - May 27, 2011 | 4:26 pm · Link
My Goof
realdim - May 27, 2011 | 4:29 pm · Link
Merchant of Venom.
Rebel 16 - May 27, 2011 | 4:29 pm · Link
Dunning vs. Kruger
crosspalms - May 27, 2011 | 4:34 pm · Link
Permafrost/Nixon
Bebamboozled
Monty Python’s Life of Buyin’
Mewlin’ Rogue
Petty in Pink
Coy Story
Some Guy - May 27, 2011 | 4:35 pm · Link
Atlas Yawned
johnbtrask - May 27, 2011 | 4:38 pm · Link
The Old Man and the She
Some Guy - May 27, 2011 | 4:38 pm · Link
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Some Guy - May 27, 2011 | 4:41 pm · Link
Yawn of the Dead
jbob - May 27, 2011 | 4:43 pm · Link
@Three-nineteen:
Har har. Kudos my friend.
Thrutch - May 27, 2011 | 4:52 pm · Link
John Waters has 2 film names that need no adaptation
Mondo Trasho
Serial Mom
And then a minor change gets us
Sarah B. Demented
Oh, Divine, why did you leave us? Sarah is the role you were born to play
Waay Out West - May 27, 2011 | 5:03 pm · Link
Tiny Bubbles in Her Mind
(think Don Ho)
SDB Evening News Reads for 052711 « Sky Dancing - May 27, 2011 | 5:26 pm · Link
[...] – NYTimes.com John Cole has been collecting suggested titles for the Sarah Palin movie. Other [...]
MinuteMan - May 27, 2011 | 5:26 pm · Link
The McCain Ticket: Dumb and Dumbest
David Noyes - May 27, 2011 | 5:39 pm · Link
Sarah Wars 3: Revenge of Sithster Palin
American Graffiti Laundered & Propagandized
Batman and Batty Woman
The Big, Never-ending Chill
Birth of a Nation Ruining Dictator
Bring Me The Head of Sarah Palin, Please
The Cabinet of Governor Asshat
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
Rat People
Crimes and Misdemeanors and Felonies and Insanity and…
The Departed 2: If Only!
The Killing Fields 2: The U.S. Under President Palin
Little Big Bitch
Vampyr 2: Return of the Bloodsucker
The Would-Be Thief of Bagdad’s Oil Fields
Women and Men and An Entire Nation On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown
I was surprised how many movie titles need no alteration to apply to this cretin: such as…
The Butcher
The Awful Truth
Beat The Devil
Natural Born Killer
There Will Be Blood
—-
My Facebook friends are chiming in w/some good ones:
Apocalypse Now
All About Sleeze
Psycho-ette
Scam by Me
On the Waver Front
Hello Dummy
Pubs and Prejudice
Fright Club
Gone With the Windbag
Throw GrandMomma From the Gravy Train
To Kill Every Kind of Bird
The Lyin’ in Winter
Stealing Minnesota
Some Like It Shot
From Here to Maternity
The Blindsided
The Trigg Lebowski
Guess Who’s Slumming for Dinner?
Five Sleazy Pieces
Displeasure of the Sarah Madre
To Have and Have Shot
The Schtick-Up Artist
A Schlockwork Orange
2011—A Spaced-Out Odyssey
With Six You Get Steamrolled
The Palm Greased Story
The Louse That Whored
Double Condemnity
The Toddfather
Shadow of a Lout
To Slur With Love
A Day at the Rascists
Mrs.Twit goes to Washington
Two for the Road Kill
Citizen Shame
MinuteMan - May 27, 2011 | 5:41 pm · Link
o The Wrong Stuff
o Psycho
o 2012: A Spaced Odyssey
o Greedy
o Any which way but truth
Jack Abramoff - May 27, 2011 | 5:53 pm · Link
I posted over on Krugman’s blog, I’ll quote myself here:
“Everybody Shrugged”
“Pirates of the Aleutian”
“The Old and the Furious”
“Beer for My Grizzlies”
“On the Russian Waterfront”
Charles Callaghan - May 27, 2011 | 5:55 pm · Link
Quote Me If You Can
Adam C - May 27, 2011 | 6:19 pm · Link
This film is rated PG-13 by the Motion Picture Association of Real America.
Steve Hammock - May 27, 2011 | 6:20 pm · Link
Catch Her in the Lie
Cat Lady - May 27, 2011 | 6:26 pm · Link
@i1dci92:
LOL
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 27, 2011 | 6:39 pm · Link
sisterhood of the travelling expense report
Marcia - May 27, 2011 | 6:39 pm · Link
Blow Me
Or the real title Blow Up probably just as good.
SRC - May 27, 2011 | 7:35 pm · Link
can’t read ‘em all; my apologies if this has already been offered:
“Autoliography”
Dontcha Know - May 27, 2011 | 7:58 pm · Link
Say Yes to the Mess
Say Yes to the Stress
An Inconvenient Goof
Jurassic Park 4, Drill Baby Drill
Michelle - May 27, 2011 | 8:28 pm · Link
“The Quitter”
“O Governor, where art thou?”
“Mis-Adaptation”
“Demento”
Sarah Plain - May 27, 2011 | 9:44 pm · Link
A Futile Full Mind
Nonsense and Inability
Gulp Fiction
AlanDownunder - May 27, 2011 | 9:50 pm · Link
The Pall of the Wild
AlanDownunder - May 27, 2011 | 9:51 pm · Link
Lassie Go Home
AlanDownunder - May 27, 2011 | 9:52 pm · Link
Being Where?
GoldGlove - May 27, 2011 | 10:07 pm · Link
Gall Street
Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda
Dolt Mountain
Wellbredred - May 27, 2011 | 10:12 pm · Link
The Imbecile Strikes Back
JayDub - May 27, 2011 | 10:29 pm · Link
Palindrone
Hullabully
The Girl who Couldn’t Talk Straight
Wasilla: Valley of the Gall
Gotchaca
Zubik - May 27, 2011 | 10:49 pm · Link
Northern X-poseur
John Q - May 27, 2011 | 10:50 pm · Link
(In tribute to Russ Meyer)
Faster Mama Grizzly, Kill Kill!
Paul - May 27, 2011 | 11:18 pm · Link
Grate Expectations.
Patti - May 27, 2011 | 11:58 pm · Link
Lace 2
Poising Hivey
Super H8
The Shirk
OKthen - May 28, 2011 | 12:45 am · Link
Dancing WithShooting Wolves From AirplanesAce - May 28, 2011 | 12:49 am · Link
The Half-Terminator
xian - May 28, 2011 | 12:54 am · Link
babble without a pause
xian - May 28, 2011 | 1:07 am · Link
2008: a lame odyssey
xian - May 28, 2011 | 1:14 am · Link
the lamest club
John Q - May 28, 2011 | 1:44 am · Link
Journey to the Renter of the Birth
Run Loud, Run Shallow
Casa Blanka
A Passage to Indifference
Pulp Faction
Ratatatouille
Always Cry Wolf
Intolerance
The Perils of Palin
Blight of the Huntress
The Bridge on the River – Why?
Some Like Her Not
To Mock a Killing Bird
My Unfair Lady
The Cable Gal
From Here to Maternity
The Sixth Nonsense
Grand Illusion
Gone With the Whine
The Nightmare Before Christians
The Dulling
John Q - May 28, 2011 | 2:04 am · Link
It’s a Blunderful Life
A Woman for No Reason
The NonCommitments
(From previous list – make that
Grand Illusions)
Bystander 75 - May 28, 2011 | 2:28 am · Link
Dumber and Dumberer
Knives05 - May 28, 2011 | 3:24 am · Link
Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
Knives05 - May 28, 2011 | 3:31 am · Link
Craptastic Mrs. Fox
Captain Palin: The Worst Agenger
The Never Ending Campaign Trail
Knives05 - May 28, 2011 | 3:58 am · Link
Inglorious Turd
American Psycho
Beetlegrift
Ghost Writer
Drag The Country to Hell
The Princess Dunce
Bridge to Nowhere On the River Kwai
Dontcha know too also - May 28, 2011 | 6:05 am · Link
Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.
Dontcha know too also - May 28, 2011 | 6:05 am · Link
Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.
Bryce in Seattle - May 28, 2011 | 6:18 am · Link
Million Dollar Babel
Incorrigible Bastards
The Winking Game
Lord of Wardrobe
Ms Taken
Dontcha know too also - May 28, 2011 | 8:53 am · Link
13 Days: The Sara Palin Presidency, before she resigned due to corruption charges.
Confessions of a Wasteaholic
27 Dresses Too, I. Have Nothing to Wear
Das Goat
Bushtanic 3, The Return to Bushtanic 2
Joe the Plumber Versus The Volcano
Deadliest Catch: The One That Should’ve Been Thrown Back
Wassila Belle
The Lady That Stares Like Goats
CoinKoin - May 28, 2011 | 8:58 am · Link
Twenty Thousand Leagues under Everything
Yesterday Never Dies
Monty Python Holy Fail
White Snow and the Seven Farces
DM - May 28, 2011 | 9:24 am · Link
Atlas Shagged
bluestatedon - May 28, 2011 | 9:47 am · Link
Two Mooses Also for Sister Sarah
droog - May 28, 2011 | 11:43 am · Link
Werner Herzog’s Grisly Ma’am.
CoinKoin - May 28, 2011 | 11:50 am · Link
Dumb-o, the Lying Elephant
Brian O'Connell - May 28, 2011 | 11:55 am · Link
Apologies if any of these are repeats, I didn’t read all 600+:
Wasilla Winka’ and the Oil Factory
Grizzly Madam
Notes to Myself (On My Hand)
Mavrick
Death, Be Not Panel
The Woman in the Death Panel Suit
Sweet Smell of Excess
His Girl Sarah
Stop or This Mom Will Shoot
Two-Hundred Mules for Shopping Sarah
Sarah, Dumb & Tall
In the Company of Wolves (in a Helicopter)
T-Ross - May 28, 2011 | 12:01 pm · Link
The Sound of Moose-ick
RoomClearer - May 28, 2011 | 12:14 pm · Link
The Faking of Palin One Also Too Three
bruised toes - May 28, 2011 | 1:03 pm · Link
Gullible Travels
RoomClearer - May 28, 2011 | 1:51 pm · Link
@Fergus mac Roich: >snow< +dogs
Vanine - May 28, 2011 | 2:08 pm · Link
Here some more that came to me while walking the dog:
Pallingeist
Jaws 2012: dropping in chagrin.
Mooseraker
Ogden Wernstrom - May 28, 2011 | 2:59 pm · Link
The Born Refudiation
The Adventures of Governor Munchhausen
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Pie-In-The-Sky Candidates
Ogden Wernstrom - May 28, 2011 | 3:02 pm · Link
Oh, and this:
For White Girls Who Have Considered Resignation When the Half-Term Is Enuf
Ryan Lee - May 28, 2011 | 3:18 pm · Link
The Silence of the Moose
Who’s Afraid of Sarah Palin (Everyone!)
Sophie’s Last Choice
2008: An Election Loser
Joey - May 28, 2011 | 5:46 pm · Link
dumb and dumber 2
dumb and dumber 3, 4, and 5
a room with a view of russia
rain woman
the good, the sarah, and the sarah
et -the extraordinarilystupid terrestrial
the graduate (not)
palien
beavis and sarah
bride of frankenstein 2
the silence of the electorate
the manurean candidate
eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind
eight and a half (aka sarah’s IQ)
fargo 2, 3, and 4
el torpe
don’t read now
au revoir, les enfantiles
apocalypse named palin
the 400 votes
my dinner with android
some like it not
the long-awaited goodbye
rebel without a cranium
my fair lazy
nonnie - May 28, 2011 | 6:45 pm · Link
Idiocracy 2: The beginning…This one gets my vote!
@Han’s Solo:
PattyCakes San Diego - May 28, 2011 | 10:02 pm · Link
Teabagging with Moose-ilini
Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
Journey to the Center of the Smirk
My Mom is an Elk Serial Killer
Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Saga
Half-Baked Alaska
Planes, Trains and Snowmobiles
Training Day
The Yukonian Candidate
Teen Sex, Lies and Videotape
Every Which Way but Moose
Dirty Todd and Crazy Sarah
Bonzo Goes to Washington
Plan 9 from Wasilla
PattyCakes San Diego - May 28, 2011 | 10:05 pm · Link
The Bee-hatch, The Lying and the $158, 000 Wardrobe
PattyCakes San Diego - May 28, 2011 | 10:15 pm · Link
Moose-Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
Erica - May 28, 2011 | 10:26 pm · Link
Juneau the Palins?
zanec - May 28, 2011 | 11:05 pm · Link
Demento
Moose in Rouge
The Russia Porch
Seven Years of You Betcha
Riding the Bullseye
A Quitter Runs Through It
A History of Ambivalence
Conspiracy Theocracy
Out of Africa, the Country
Save the Last Dunce
Floyd Thursby - May 28, 2011 | 11:26 pm · Link
M.U.S.H.
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 12:14 am · Link
Slow Yeller
The Sweet Small of Excess
Harry R. Sohl - May 29, 2011 | 12:15 am · Link
Sarah, Palin and Simple (Real Simple)
Twitter’s Twat
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin: America’s half-assed, Half-term Half-wit
Half-Baked Alaskan
Going Broke
The Silence of the LambsThe Dipness of the ShitThrow Mama Grizzly from the Train
Rosemary’s Baby, Also II: The Palining
Jesus Wept
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 12:31 am · Link
The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
The Slime Machine
The Flying Hun
The Idiot (NOT written by Dostoyevsky)
The Years the Brain Stood Still
Flirty Sarry
The Faulty’s Fakin
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 12:38 am · Link
The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
Mindless in Wasilla
The Half Governator
Source Codeless
Trustless
True Liar
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 12:38 am · Link
The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
Mindless in Wasilla
The Half Governator
Source Codeless
Trustless
True Liar
apocketfulofwry - May 29, 2011 | 2:00 am · Link
On a Wink and a Prayer
Vanine - May 29, 2011 | 2:17 am · Link
The Lady is a Tramp
apocketfulofwry - May 29, 2011 | 2:21 am · Link
True Twit
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 3:19 am · Link
The Princess Lied
Everybody’s Fool
Presence of Malice
Butch McCain and the Mindless Kid
The Towering Infernal
Fool Mind Luke
The Hustlerette
The Long Hot Scammer
Spied Her Scam
The Spy Whose Mind was Out in the Cold
Fox Liar
The Tree of Lies
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 3:45 am · Link
Air Heads (Can’t improve on that as is)
Mixed Nuts (Ditto)
Psycho (Ditto)
Boneheads
Jurassic Snark
Bad Will Huntress
Mrs DoubtLiar
genghisjon - May 29, 2011 | 4:57 am · Link
zanexdo.climbing the walls in a theater near you!
idesign - May 29, 2011 | 8:13 am · Link
You idiots sure spend a lot of time trashing someone who is supposed to be irrelevant…LOL
Bruce - May 29, 2011 | 8:37 am · Link
PALIEN.
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 11:02 am · Link
Gone With the Mind
The unReader
The Quitter Memorandum
Without a Clue (as is)
Curious - May 29, 2011 | 1:15 pm · Link
The Lyin in Winter
A Woman for no Seasons
The Twilight Saga: New Loon
In the Lyin’ of Fire
or – In the Line of Liar
The Boring Identity
Lonestar - May 29, 2011 | 3:29 pm · Link
Saw mention of this on another website and had to chime in:
Alaska Is Not Enough
More Fools For Sister Sarah
Attack Of The 50-IQ Woman
Clueless (needs no change, obviously)
Bimbo: Menstrual Blood Part II
:D
Carlos Moreno - May 29, 2011 | 4:31 pm · Link
An Inconvenient Untruth
Preparing for real simulation runs (05/27) | Nicholas Fabina - May 29, 2011 | 6:59 pm · Link
[...] Sarah Palin movie names. Speaks for itself. [...]
Randy Bladel - May 29, 2011 | 11:33 pm · Link
“The Hunt For Rogue October”
Randy Bladel - May 29, 2011 | 11:36 pm · Link
“Two Mules Beat Sister Sarah”
Snappers - May 30, 2011 | 2:44 am · Link
Goddrilla
Gullible’s Babbles
Look Who’s Talking Also, Too
Happy Drillmore
Let’s Give Them Dumb-Things to Talk About
Whore of the Worlds
The Basketcase Diaries
Oy Story
Malice in Wonderland
Exit Through the Grift Shop
Doctor Do-Very-Little
Descent of a Woman
Blaveheart
Good Drill Hunting
Little Miss Gunshine
FSTV me - May 30, 2011 | 1:18 pm · Link
Wadsilla, Queen of the Fright
ND - May 30, 2011 | 7:18 pm · Link
Palin and Paliner
ND - May 30, 2011 | 7:18 pm · Link
Palin and Paliner
PF - May 30, 2011 | 8:26 pm · Link
Being Not All There
wld - May 30, 2011 | 10:08 pm · Link
@Alex S.: Eternal Sunshine of the Thoughtless Mind
PUDCRA - May 30, 2011 | 11:43 pm · Link
Thunder-Dolt & Lightweight
dizzy in dc - May 31, 2011 | 12:22 pm · Link
Palin for Dummies
Confessions of an Idiot by Sarah Palin
Lipstick on Bulldogs, complete Book of Color choices and Application Techniques
WICKED’ER!
Delusions of Grandeur and Stupidity of Magnanimous Proportions
Palin and Politics the condensed version, about 5 pages long, nothing of insight,just pictures of her wardobe
The Newspapers I don’t Read by SP
dizzy in dc - May 31, 2011 | 12:49 pm · Link
Amazonian Woman of Alaska and her Rodeo Road Tour- how I plan to tweet, amuse and shock you too, also, and again! by SP
Esther Goldberg - May 31, 2011 | 4:25 pm · Link
Dearth of the Nation
Finknottle - June 2, 2011 | 9:22 am · Link
How Griz Was My Mommy
Iquitarod
You Betcha Your Life
Harry R. Sohl - June 2, 2011 | 10:07 pm · Link
The Color All of Them
Whine and a 1/2 (assed/term/baked/wit) Tweeks
Bill O’Reilly Presents: Where’s My Iced Tea Party, Motherfucker?
Harry R. Sohl - June 4, 2011 | 1:47 pm · Link
Shakespalin: Death of our Brain Salesman
From the Sweetteeths to the Shawkenawe’s
Palin: Queen of Right-Wing Reaction | APNA JAHANIAN | City Portal - June 5, 2011 | 1:44 am · Link
[...] be titled “The Iquitarod,” wrote an inspired contributor to a list of parodic names on the blog Balloon Juice—it appears that Palin’s intentions are set. Like most liberals, I’m happy to sit back and [...]