So Much Awesome In One Place
I’m going through the user contributions to the thread last night about Sarah Palin’s new movie about herself and the potential titles, and there is so much win I can’t stop laughing. So many are good, but here are some favorites:
From Here to Inanity
Citizen Vain
Red Yawn
The Aleutianist
The Scum Also Rises
Lost in Translation II
We’re Just Not That Into You
Chariots of Liar
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
Brainspotting
Mentl
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
Not-Hur
The Devil Wears Mukluks
Swindler’s List
Juneau II: Post Partum
Mooseferatu
Dopey’s Choice
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Driving Miss Crazy
Grizzly Madams
Inarticulate Proposal
Mother, Uggs and Greed
Despicable Her
Chariots of Bile
Jackass 4
Brain Simple
The Lying Game
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
True Grift
Clueless
Fahrenheit All of Them
They Call Me Sister Fibs
The Incredible Sulk
The Iquitarod
The Big Shill
12 Million Angry White Men
Legends of the Fail
Something Wicked This Way Comes
I’m dying. Keep ‘em coming, and keep ‘em clean.
*** Update ***
#palinfilmnames is now rocking on twitter.
Sleazy Rider was a good one, and 101 Defamations.
The Triumph of the Shrill
[my apologies if somebody already came up with this last night]
May 25th, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Gone With The Swindler
May 25th, 2011 at 1:19 pm
Sarah Plain and Stupid
May 25th, 2011 at 1:20 pm
I just read Tbogg’s post about this, linking to comments over at conservatives 4 palin, and it’s just so much awesomeness. They are so, so, delusional. Or else, it’s a hoax but a good one. It looks so much like the real thing.
Hilarity shall ensue.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Idiocracy II - In the Beginning
May 25th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Sound and Fury, Signifying Nothing
May 25th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Northern Overexposure
May 25th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
Somebody posted it last night, but I liked describing a sequel with “also too”. As in:
Lost In Translation, also II.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Prime Grifter
May 25th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
This should be a trilogy.
A Dim Hope
The Kenyan Strikes Backs
Return of the Dumbass
NO PREQUELS
May 25th, 2011 at 1:22 pm
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ: I’ve heard that one before and it is my favorite because it works on several levels. True Grift is also catchy though.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
My favorite.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
Tbogg link I posted has Triumph of the Shrill, and the sequel: Triumph Of The Shrill, Also II
May 25th, 2011 at 1:23 pm
OT..hahaha Dick Morris’ focus group just called me and asked what conservative candidate I supported…
I said because of the possible privatizing of Medicare, none of them. I felt like I was talking to the Buffalo Beast person because she said that’s what I’ve been hearing. She also said hopefully they come up with a plan to fix their problem. I also stated that it was a blatant lie that it wouldn’t affect those near to 65. As fewer and fewer people are on the government run program there will be fewer and fewer doctors to treat them.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:24 pm
Bring Me the Head of Walt Monegan.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:24 pm
@Southern Beale: Oh my.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Raging Bullshit
Rebel Without a Clue (apps to P Westerberg)
Virago
One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo’s Nest
Patriot Games
The Sun Also Rises, Too
Mrs Grift Goes To Washington
How TO Lose An Election In Ten Weeks
May 25th, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Being There II
May 25th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
All of the possible titles were great..
My favorites are The Lyin, the witch and the wardrobe
and
They call me Sister Fibs.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
I got nuthin’. You had me at “Mooseferatu”.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
In What Respect Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
May 25th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Erasedhead.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
@Sly: Me too.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Monty Python’s and The Holy Fail
For a Few (Million) Dollars More
May 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Apologies if these have already appeared:
On a Clear Day You Can See Russia from my House
Gold-Diggers of 2008-2012 Inclusive
A prequel about those who brought her to our attention: The Dork Kristol
May 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
I am curious about the actual title of the thing, Undefeated. Does the filmmaker know that Palin lost in 08?
May 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Eternal Sunshine of the clueless Mind
May 25th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
There Will Be Blood Libel
May 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
@Poopyman:
I’ve always preferred ‘Moosilini” myself.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Cabeza Blanca
May 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
@dmsilev: ACORN STOLE THE ELECTION OBVS
May 25th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
What the [bleep] does She Know
May 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
First Blood Libel
May 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Fundraising Arizona
May 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
#%$# Palin Says
May 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Some Like Her Not.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Gunga Dimwit
A Bunch Of Fools For Sister Sarah
Drill, Lola, Drill
The Losers
How To Fail In Politics Without Really Trying
May 25th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Rear Window 2: Seeing Russia from your House
May 25th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Irrefudiable Differences
May 25th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
In What Respect, Charlie Brown?
May 25th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Citizen Doof
The Passion of the Right
Heathers II: Gently With a Chainsaw
May 25th, 2011 at 1:33 pm
Black Hearts, White Flight
Smarter than a Bag of Hammers
Not Without My Trig
The Quita from Wasilla
Lipstick on a Grizzly Pig
Birthin Ain’t Easy
Not Reading, Ghostwriting, and Arithmetic?
Palin: The Case for Selling Alaska Back to Russia
Stupidism: A Love Story
Stupidocracy
Todd’s Wife
So sad I missed this thread last night, though it had me laughing myself to sleep!
May 25th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
I am torn between – can we vote – and offer really big prizes like chocolate moose droppings – and please, can we ignore this because we are feeding it and causing it attention and therefore the monster will grow even scarier and scarier.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
@Southern Beale: Apparently, Newt’s spokesperson is moonlighting for the Palin Borg with his mad epic poetry skillz.
Wolverines!
May 25th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
The Gall
May 25th, 2011 at 1:34 pm
The Usual Wingnuts
May 25th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
A Bridge Also Too Far
May 25th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Towering Infernal-The Fire in My Belly
Sinking Arizona
May 25th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
Just saw this in the comments section on this story over at Huffpo, and can’t tell if the commenter is being serious or sarcastic, but I’m sure the Palin-Drones are all in the same mind set:
May 25th, 2011 at 1:35 pm
@Poopyman: Eh, Dawn of the Dim, but I’m not proud of it.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
nevermind
May 25th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
@Deathstar:
Winner!
May 25th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
‘Helicopter sniping with Wolves’
‘A Starburst is Born’
May 25th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Starburst memories
May 25th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
Spaceballs II : The Search For More Money
May 25th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
The Mummy: Womb of the Whinging Quitter
My Little Phony
Loonraker
May 25th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
Starburst Memories
Play Moosety for Me
May 25th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
1. The Lyin’ in Winter
2. Moulin Rogue
3. Bitch Blanket Bingo
4. Crouching Pitbull, Hidden Loon
5. Gone With the Whined
May 25th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
Schlock, Crock and Moose Shooting Perils
May 25th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
“There Will be Blood Libel” deserves to be on the best-of list.
Mine:
The Delusionist
The Scorn Identity
The Silence of the Turkeys
The Rape Kits of Wrath
May 25th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
Birthday at 40000 Feet
May 25th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
@Denali: People don’t vote for a laughingstock. That is what Obama and Meyers did to Trump a the WHC Dinner; they made him into a complete joke and any chance of candidacy was over. If this thing is turned into a joke and Palin along with it, her candidacy is toast as well.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
“Men who laid down their lives at places like Gettysburg, Chancellorsville, ... ”
She seems not to realize that about half of the men who died in those battles did it in defense of treason to protect slavery.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
National Lampoon’s Presidential Candidate
May 25th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
The Adventures of Sarah, Queen of the Tundra
May 25th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
American Haughty
May 25th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Jackass 4 got me.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
As Bad As It Gets
May 25th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
For Jean Marais fans: La Belle est bien Bête
(To those who don’t read French, it translates as “the Beauty is really stupid!”)
May 25th, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Boner Collector
May 25th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Kodos
May 25th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Bringing Out The Dread
May 25th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
The Yukon Queen
What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?
All About Sarah
May 25th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
@4tehlulz:
This is brilliant.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
@Han’s Solo:
Or perhaps, since it’s a prequel:
Idiocracy, Episode I: The Empty Headspace
May 25th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla
The Greatest Grift
May 25th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
Starburst Bloopers
It Came From Alaska
May 25th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
The Memory Keeper’s Slaughter
May 25th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
And Now For Someone Completely Indifferent…
May 25th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
@RobNYNY1957: She realizes it.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Attack of the 50 foot ego
May 25th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Say (Absolutely) Anything
Do the Stupid Thing
Full Metal Straight Jacket
May 25th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
A Grifter Runs Through It
May 25th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Ms. Horrible’s Whine-Along Blog
May 25th, 2011 at 1:46 pm
The Real Ugly American
May 25th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Kudos for Mooseferatu, whoever’s that was.
Palin for President 2012: The Traipse of Wrath
The Hurt Talker
The Muppets Take Wassila
The Whining
Raging Bullshit
Putin on The Horizon
Titanic II - You Know How This Ends
Full Metal Straightjacket
For A Few Million Dollars More
There Will Be Idiocy
The Apostle’s Screed
Dances with Wolf Hunters
ETA: Dang! Cleek and gene108, sorry for the duplicates. Should have been posting individually instead of waiting to get beat to the punch on some of these.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
I remember – what was it, 15 or so years ago – when a group out cross-country skiing got lost near Aspen, Colorado, and spent some time in a backwoods cabin. Of course, someone immediately wanted to make a movie of it, but got too much ridicule because the people involved truly were morons and the movie never happened. Anyway, there were lots of “suggested” titles for the movie and one seems to fit now – Dipwads in the Deepwoods.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
All the good ones are taken. Dang! Here’s my modest (a euphemism, to be sure) contribution:
Ice Station Zero.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind
May 25th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Wildly O/T, for which I apologize, but don’t see a recent open thread:
Got it from a WaPo alert.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
@arguingwithsignposts: Oh, my. That’s just the beginning, everyone, it gets even more histrionic. You owe it to yourself to go over to TBogg’s and read the whole thing.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
The Dimming
May 25th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
@Clambone:
{{ golf clap }}
May 25th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
2012: A Spaced Odyssey
A Hideous Mind
May 25th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Too Dim to Fail.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
The Palin Condition 1: No Greater Love
May 25th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Flight Club
May 25th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
@Omnes Omnibus:
“IF”?
Um …. barn door————> horses
May 25th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Atlas Shrugged: Part II (so no one will see it)
Do the White Thing
Plan 9 from Wassila
Wait for the Version with Tina Fey
Flashdunce
Gummo II (if you’ve seen Gummo, you’d get this)
May 25th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Crouching Cougar, Hidden Dodo
May 25th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
I don’t get it, shouldn’t it be obvious: Psycho
2013 1/2, A Spaced Oddyssey
Star Trash Eleventy-Billion
There Will Be Birthers
*Damned Taint
May 25th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
The Shawshank Refudiation
How Green Was My V.P.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
The Fabulist Sister on Fox.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Five Sleazy Pieces
Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
Witless
Dumb Up the Volume
Once Were Governors
Gilded
Double Indumbnity
May 25th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Meanwhile. Man, if it’s this crazy in May, what is August going to look like?
May 25th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
How I caused the Tucson Shooting
Peace Out. The Power is Yours. Free Crystal Mangum.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Couples Reload
May 25th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
The Hunt For Braindead Septober.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Mommy Palin’s Life of Brib’n
May 25th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
The Harrad/ Hawaii Pacific/ Northern Idaho/ U. of Idaho/Matanuska-Susitna College/ U. of Idaho (finally!) Experiment
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Crocodile Fundie
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Harold & Kumar Go to Wasilla Castle
Licence to Drill
Avatard
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
It’s a Wonderful Lie
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
@dmsilev:
Undefeated, as relating to the Confederacy and The War of Northern Aggression.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Dirty, Rutten Grifters
From Wasilla with Hate
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Seriously, I think The Undefeated is a terrific title. I can imagine the headline:
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Seven Years in Freshman English
May 25th, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Lost
May 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Bad work day, just now logging in, missed the thread last night.
Man, I love you people.
May 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
The Lord of the Lies
May 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Legs Wide Shut
May 25th, 2011 at 1:59 pm
Lie Hard
Superbad Too
The Whining
Das Loot
The Vile Bunch
Life of Lyin’
All About Thieves
May 25th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Play Grifty For Me
May 25th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
If not already noted:
High Plains Grifter
May 25th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Touch of Evil.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Return of the Yedi
Fidiot on the Roof
May 25th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Look Who’s Balking
May 25th, 2011 at 2:01 pm
For Whom the Bullshit Boils
May 25th, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Arrested Development
The Big Murkowski
Run Sarah, Run
May 25th, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Given the likely quality of the movie, I really think mining the titles of old MST3K episodes has promise…
‘The Leech Woman’
‘Overdrawn at the Memory Bank’
‘The She Creature’
May 25th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
I don’t care that it will cost me money that will go to the Bank of Palin. I have to see this:
Too delicious.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Pushing Tit
May 25th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Citizen Insane
May 25th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
The Rapture, Please, Now
May 25th, 2011 at 2:04 pm
Griftyricon (She somehow seems made for a Fellini flick.)
May 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
GalaxyVexed
Reign of Bile
Sex, Lies, and Twitterfeeds
The Woman with Free Red Shoes
May 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Carnival of People Without Souls
Smiles of a Summer Nightmare
Ashes and Zircons
Dazed and Confused II. Also.
Not Brief Enough Encounter
May 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Four More Years
Snowbilly Grifter and the United States of 27%
There’s Something About Sarah
May 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
@IrishGirl:
Close – The Dimmening – sounds even more better too
@FiveInchTaint:
2011 – a space Oddity
May 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Less Than Zero IQ
May 25th, 2011 at 2:05 pm
Dial N For Nitwit
May 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
From the Neil Simon quadrant:
The Odder Couple
Lost in Wasilla
Bullocksing Blues
The Goodbye Governor
Petroleum Beach Memoirs
Chapter Also Two
May 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Grifter on the Roof
May 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Oh, mercy, this is funny.
Read that whole thing at TBoggs’, please. Sarah Palin is fighting a war that is like Gettysburgh, Khe Sanh, and Falujah, unless and until “obsure” Alaskan citizens file an ethics complaint against her.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
I’m Still Here
May 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
Sling Blame
May 25th, 2011 at 2:06 pm
CONvoy.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
@Southern Beale: Some still take her seriously.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Tongueloose
X-Men: No Class
Sarah Potter and the Prisoner of Vietnam
Y Tu Mama Teapartyen
May 25th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
A Cocksure Orange
May 25th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Steel MagWheels
May 25th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
There’s Something About Sarah
May 25th, 2011 at 2:09 pm
@Meadows:
I’m pretty sure that’s the working title of the upcoming John Boehner biopic.
Also, I’m told that Newt Gingrich is shopping around a script for a rewrite of Breakfast at Tiffany’s
May 25th, 2011 at 2:10 pm
The Treasure of the Oso Madre
May 25th, 2011 at 2:10 pm
Mine aren’t very good but at least they use Hitchcock!
The Lady Just Frackin’ Won’t Vanish
North By Northwest By North By Northwest By North By Northwest And You’re Almost To Wasilla Now By North By
May 25th, 2011 at 2:10 pm
There Will Be Blood Libel definitely deserves the best of. I also like a Bunch of Fools for Sister Sarah, but then I likes me some Clint Eastwood movies.
I didn’t look at last night’s thread so these may be repeats but:
Pulp Diction
Pale Derider
Burn After Screeding
Shamadeus
The Head Slow-wit’s Society
A Simple Sham
Kiss of the Snider Woman
An unaltered directly from Shakespeare:
Much Ado about Nothing
May 25th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
The Unbearable Lightness of Sarah
May 25th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Waiting To Exfoliate
May 25th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
The Empress of the North
May 25th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
All of those titles have some degree of win. Not sure why, but when I got to Fahrenheit All of Them that made me lol. Maybe it just captures the essence of her nothing but air persona. That’s my fave.
Mad Sarah Beyond Thunderdome.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Some of those titles are pure gold.
“True Grift” was my favorite.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:13 pm
The Birdbrains
May 25th, 2011 at 2:13 pm
All of these are showing up on Twitter now under hashtag #palinfilmnames, btw.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Macbeth: Reloaded
May 25th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
The Shopping News
May 25th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
Lyin’ Queen
Babble on Five
True Lies (don’t need to change that one!)
May 25th, 2011 at 2:14 pm
FSM, this is the most fun I’ve had on this site since forever.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
The Bridge on the River No One Lives Near
May 25th, 2011 at 2:15 pm
The Gripes of Wrath
The Wrath of Con
May 25th, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Empire of the Dumb
May 25th, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Scam By Me
May 25th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
[...] Word that winger filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon, the auteur behind Fire from the Heartland and Battle for America (and, it should be noted, actual movies such as Sean Penn’s The Indian Runner and Julie Taymor’s Titus), has produced a feature length documentary about Bailin’ Palin inspired Balloon Juice to solicit title suggestions. Mine is up top, but you can offer yours here. [...]
May 25th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
The Maltese Falsehood
May 25th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
Beyond the Valley of Rebecca Mansour
May 25th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
30 Going on 13
May 25th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
I have a mouth and I must scream
May 25th, 2011 at 2:18 pm
@parenthetical: Dammit, the Wrath of Con should have been mine. That is awesome.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
“The GOP’s must be crazy!”
May 25th, 2011 at 2:19 pm
Bringing in the Insane
May 25th, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Have Gun, Will Babble
May 25th, 2011 at 2:20 pm
A Bright Shining Lie (oops, already taken)
Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Stupidity
News-Hog Day
May 25th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Idiocracy, Whiskey, Sexy!
May 25th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Gross Encounters of the Third Kind
May 25th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Birther of a Nation
May 25th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Commenters outdid themselves last night. And it was probably one of rare 300+ comment threads that didn’t annoy or depress the hell out of me. That was pure fun.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Fits of Fury
Fits of the North Star
May 25th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
Indiana Palin and the Raiders of Social Security
Death Panels Become Her
It Came for Sully’s Brain
Mother From Another Planet
Starburst Memories
and for Sullivan,
Undercover Mother
May 25th, 2011 at 2:22 pm
The Bucket Head
May 25th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Burn After Touching
May 25th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
War of the Words
May 25th, 2011 at 2:23 pm
DC Madame,
Fluffing Teabaggers and Kochsuckers.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Presidential Candidacy-Murdering Mom
Citizen C’ain’t
May 25th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
Blazing Prattle
May 25th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
The Ice Queen Cometh
May 25th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Dread Dawn
May 25th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Putin On The Rise
May 25th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
The Stunned Also Rises Too.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Deliverance II
Ice Road Suckers
National Lampoon’s Alaskan Vacation
Von Lyin’s Express
Big Bad Mama Grizzly
May 25th, 2011 at 2:26 pm
White Hawk Down
May 25th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Old Yeller.
(Too mean?)
May 25th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Suddenly, Last Election
Once Upon a Time in the North-West
And with that I close up shop. My favorite one probably is Driving Miss Crazy, also True Grift, Inarticulate Proposal and From Within Sight of Russia With Love
May 25th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
North by Korea
May 25th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Mission: Irrefudiatable.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
The Day Her Brain Stood Still
May 25th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Bringing Out the Death Panel
May 25th, 2011 at 2:28 pm
The Greatest Snowjob on Earth
May 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Snakes in the Brain
May 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
Star-dip Dupers
May 25th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
The Refudiation of Sarah Palin.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
The Refudiation of Sarah Palin
or
The Refudiator
May 25th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
White Snipe Groan
May 25th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Juneau My Name
Yukon Have Her
May 25th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Snowbilly Liar
May 25th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
The Yukon Patois
May 25th, 2011 at 2:32 pm
You Only Quit Twice.
Dirty Sexy Dummy
Goonraker
Who Will Fake My Children?
Never Say Never Again, Also, Too
Explainin’ Palin
That’s all I got.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:35 pm
You Don’t Mess With The Slow One
May 25th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
@Poopyman:
Fixed it for ya.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
The Human Center of Greed
Never Been Missed
Spin City
May 25th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Palien: In Wassila, no one can hear you scream.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:37 pm
National Lampoon’s Grifter Vacation
V For Vindictive
1987
Princess Snide
The Unteachables
1988
Lie Hard
1989
Dead Governors Society
Sarah Palin and the Last Crusade
When McCain Met Sarah…
1990
Evil Woman
1991
Palin Hood: Princess of Thieves
1992
Reservoir Wolves
Scam of a Woman
1993
Swindler’s List (see above)
Dazed and Confused and Running For Vice President
1994
The I-Paid-For-It Redemption
Dumb, Dumber and Palin-est
Interview with a Grifter: the Grifter Chronicles
Natural Born Swindlers
1995
What Waterworld did for Costner, This Movie will do for Palin
1996
Fargo II: Sarah Goes Looking for the Money
May 25th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
The Godbotherer
Airbrain
High Lampoon
A Confederacy of Dunces (oops, taken)
May 25th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Help me out here with “When Harry met Sally”. There’s gold in there somewhere ….
May 25th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Sarah Pilgrim vs. the World
May 25th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
@Carl Nyberg:
You owe me a new keyboard!
May 25th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
The Dorks of Haphazard.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
Credit to the daily show:
Petty Woman
I can hear Roy Orbison now…
May 25th, 2011 at 2:42 pm
The Grudge 3: All of Them
May 25th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Pride of the Wankers
Faster Pussycat Shill! Shill! Shill!
May 25th, 2011 at 2:43 pm
Weeny Todd: The Demon Grifter of Fleece Street
May 25th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Wasila in the Mist
May 25th, 2011 at 2:45 pm
The Horseshit Whisperer
May 25th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Sarah Hood: Princess of Thieves
May 25th, 2011 at 2:46 pm
Grifter’s Boner
The Dumbass White Social Network
The Queen’s Word Salad Speech
Fake
InConceptionMay 25th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Cannonfodder Run
A Fibber Runs Through It
May 25th, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Throw Levi From The Train
May 25th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Deception
Sucker Punched
Kiss-Ass
White Club
May 25th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
@Sapheriel: Is She Still Here?
May 25th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Moonlight Bile
May 25th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
@Poopyman: When Sarah met Money
May 25th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
October Snide
May 25th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Stop Making Sense
May 25th, 2011 at 2:51 pm
Million Dollar Crybaby
It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Candidate
Sarah Palin and the Kingdom of the Empty Skull
Lie Lie Bang Bang
Facebook Postcards From The Edge
Bonfire of the Inanities
John & Sarah’s Bogus Journey
A Nightmare Before Election Day
Wes Craven’s Newest Nightmare
It’s a Horrible Life
The Bird with the GOP Donor-Bought Plumage
The Idiot!
No Country For Anything Other Than Old Men
May 25th, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Up in the Ayers
May 25th, 2011 at 2:53 pm
Invader Dim
May 25th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
@Three-nineteen: Thank You!
May 25th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
How about “Auntie Insane” or “Citizen Lame”
May 25th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Birth of an Abomination?
May 25th, 2011 at 2:56 pm
Gasbagland
May 25th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
You can all keep going, of course, but the winner is Fahrenheit All of Them. It just is. It’ll make me happy for a long time. Thank you, who ever you are.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Or “Repulsive”
May 25th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Death Panel Becomes Her
May 25th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
guano in 60 seconds.
May 25th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
The Remains of The Cray-Cray
Cryday
Lie Me to The Moon
A Squawk in The Clouds
Wassila Sky
Dumb And Sarah
Dazed And Confused And Nominated
The Fright Stuff
Throw Momma Bear from The Train
The Sneer Hunter
All The President’s Men Snickered
Real American Graffiti
The Unintelligible Conversation
A Fistful of Stupid
Not A Touch of Class
for Bond fans:
Quantum of Ignorance
Lie Another Day
Live And Let Lie
Blunderball
Dr. No Fucking Way She Just Said That
From Russia with Love to My Back Porch
Goldclinger
May 25th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Alaska Palin and the Temple of D’oh
May 25th, 2011 at 3:01 pm
The Lying Game (must have already come up)
Malice Doesn’t Grift Here Anymore.
Blue (About) Hawaii
In The Heat Of The White
The Fox News and the Hound
The Con(crete) Bungle
Show Me Dough and Jewellery Set
This is painfully addictive.
The Bungle Snook
May 25th, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Mainstream Medea
May 25th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Cut Throat Turkey Island
May 25th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Big Trouble In Little Wasila
May 25th, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Something Borrowed (from Neiman-Marcus)
Shriek Too
The Indelibles
Gone With The Windfall
May 25th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
@cleek:
FTW
May 25th, 2011 at 3:08 pm
A Palin For All Seasons (directed by Senor Spielbergo)
May 25th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Lie Another Day
The One-Terminator
14 1/2 Minutes
How To Train Your Lapdogs
May 25th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
@ThatLeftTurnInABQ:
The Triumph of the Shrill
That asks for a “it was better in the original German” joke…
May 25th, 2011 at 3:11 pm
wassillas in the tryst.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Probably already been done: ‘Triumph of the Shrill’
May 25th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
@Hal: I think the first ‘defacto’ female president was Mrs. Wilson.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
2012: A Space Idiodyssey
May 25th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
G.I. Sarah: The Rise of Tea Baggers
May 25th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
The Brat From Outer Space
May 25th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Never Been Missed.
The Outlaw Mostly Fails
One Flew Outta The Cuckoos Nest
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot Your Primary Hopes Dead
May 25th, 2011 at 3:17 pm
Sarah, Vain and Small h/t http://twitter.com/#!/AnonLib/.....9249850368
May 25th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
The Avoidance of Being Earnest
May 25th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Unelectable
May 25th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
Dim City
Ex-Gov Origins: WOLVERINES!
The Born Supremacy
Clash Of The Thigh-tans
The Pursuit of Sappyness
What Lies Beneath (and Pretty Much Everywhere Else)
Nevamind
The Blair House Bitch Project
Look Who’s Talking (and Talking, and Talking…)
Live Free Or Cry Hard
Get Smart (Please?)
Cloudy With A Chance of Meatheads
You’ve Got Fail
May 25th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Attack of the Wasilla Tomato
May 25th, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Nankook of the North
May 25th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
the real american duchess and the dirtwater faux.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
Palin Agonistes
May 25th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
You’ve Got Fail is a winner.
Also. Too. The Dumb Zone; she plays the Greg Stillson character.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I was taken by this line from the RealClearPolitics piece:
Rife with religious metaphor and unmistakable allusions to Palin as a Joan of Arc-like figure
So I propose:
Up In Smoke
edit: or, um, I guess
Die In A Fire
would work, too.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
My Fair Loonie
My Fair Luddite
May 25th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
John Carpenter’s The Trig
You’ve Got Fail
Tea with Moosilini
Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
How Green Was My Tally
The Sour Grapes of Staff
It Came From Outer Wasilla
The Faketrix
May 25th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
a star is burst.
i know someone did this one, they had to have already.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
This one is for Sully.
Deliverance?
May 25th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
The Girl With The Lizard Brain
May 25th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
@Three-nineteen: New winner!
May 25th, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Mommie, Dearest
May 25th, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Mission Creep
May 25th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
Desperately Seeking Syntax
May 25th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
The Wild And Wonderful Shite Of Alaska
May 25th, 2011 at 3:32 pm
the lady inbred
May 25th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
John Carpenter’s The Trig
Tea with Moosilini
Invasion of the Polity Snatchers
How Green Was My Tally
The Sour Grapes of Staff
It Came From Outer Wasilla
The Faketrix
May 25th, 2011 at 3:33 pm
@Comrade Rich: Disparately Speaking Sarah?
May 25th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
The Alphabetized List of Almost All of These:
http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W
Disclaimer: Not pimping my blog—just something I’m playing with cuz writing calms me down when I want to kick in some fascist repugs fat ugly face on teh teevee. Don’t give a shit about clicks, impressions, etc. because it will never have ads.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:34 pm
Palin 9 From Outer Space
.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Casablankstare
May 25th, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Raider of the Lost
May 25th, 2011 at 3:36 pm
What? After the brilliant Sullivan’s Travails, no more Preston Sturges titles?
The Miracle of Moron’s Creek
Hail, the Conquering Bimbo
Palin Bitch Story….
(God how I wish he were alive today to ridicule this generation of nimrods!)
May 25th, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Idiot, translated into the Republican language by Sarah Palin: The Documentary.
.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:38 pm
@SiubhanDuinne: al jazeerha said the Rafah crossing was opened permanently two weeks ago.
the US media slow-walked the story because of the Bibi/Obama meet.
/shrug
a country without borders cannot survive.
and….im pretty sure that is a treaty violation of the Egypt/Israel standing treaty made by America puppet tyrant Mubarak.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Starwhore
May 25th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Quitter & Twisted
May 25th, 2011 at 3:40 pm
hokey and the bandit
May 25th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
“The Reintarnation of Palin Proud”
May 25th, 2011 at 3:45 pm
The sheer volume of Palin movie title hashtags has apparently broken the Twitter machines, but I did manage to get off a few over there, including:
Sleddog Millionaire
May 25th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Reservoir Dog
May 25th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
@JGabriel:
There’s a lobster loose, and he’s vengeful.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
The Russians are Coming! to my front porch…
May 25th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
Rumproast has a beauty: Mrs Snit Goes to Washington.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
To Lie For
House of Flying Teabaggers
One Missed Haul
The Grudge
May 25th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Ten Possible Titles for Sarah Palin’s Film
Babette’s Word Salad
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Ghostwriter
Meet the Parents. And the Kids. And Their Kids. And their Kids’ Kids’ Baby Daddies.
M*I*L*F
Moosespotting
Mr. and Mrs. Bridge-to-Nowhere
Raging Moose
Y tu Mamá Grizzly También
The Year of Living Dangerously Before Quitting Because to Do Otherwise Would be to Take the Quitter’s Way Out
Voters on the Verge of Nervous Breakdown
May 25th, 2011 at 3:48 pm
Birth of Negation
May 25th, 2011 at 3:49 pm
Whatever Happened to Baby Trig?
Yes, I hate myself.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
riding in clown cars with grizzly mamas
May 25th, 2011 at 3:51 pm
@opal: Heh. Thank you, good link. (Originally had a typo, food link, which also would have been appropriate.)
.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Smooth Criminal
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Stupidity
Pride & Prejudice (perfect as is)
Ok, I stole a song and book titles. Also, too.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
The Grudge: Run, Sarah, Run
The Grudge II: Sarah Runs Again
May 25th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Is The Butt Hurt Locker clean enough? Hopefully not already taken.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Triumph Of The Shill
May 25th, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Base Griftora – Resent Detective.
May 25th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Two More Fools for Sister Sarah
The Color of Money: A Look at the Sarah Palin Phenomenon
A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
Shake Hands With The Sarah
May 25th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
Once Upon a Time in Real America
May 25th, 2011 at 4:02 pm
Half-Terminator
May 25th, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Freaks
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble…
May 25th, 2011 at 4:08 pm
@kamper: You win on volume and quality. Please collect your internets.
May 25th, 2011 at 4:08 pm
The Shilling (Kubrick version)
May 25th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
Amadoofus
May 25th, 2011 at 4:09 pm
The one-terminator is hard to beat.
May 25th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
So I Married A Syntax Murderer
Dunces With Wolves
She’s Gotta Have It Read To Her
Sarah Palin: The Edge Of Reason
You Can’t Fake It with You
How to Make An American Quit
Fear And Loathing In Wassila
10,000 Things I Hate about You
Confessions Of A Middle Age Drama Queen
The Sisterhood Of The Drivel In Rants
May 25th, 2011 at 4:10 pm
Runaway Train Wreck
An ode to Runaway Train (1986), an Alaska themed movie starring Jon Voight (who I assume could be recruited for the new Sarah movie to spout equally batty wingnut speak).
May 25th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
White Noise
The Boondock Saint
Something Wicked This Way Comes
May 25th, 2011 at 4:12 pm
If I Only Had A Brain
May 25th, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Terrordrone
May 25th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
[...] Palin: Balloon Juice has a thread which is calling for readers to suggest titles for the upcoming Sarah Palin film. Some of the suggestions are [...]
May 25th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
The Great Mistake
May 25th, 2011 at 4:14 pm
Legally Braindead
That is funnie, cuz Ross and Reihan were all mooney over Palin in the beginning, and i wrote a funnie comment called Waiting for Elle Woods.
May 25th, 2011 at 4:15 pm
Shitty Woman
May 25th, 2011 at 4:17 pm
The Drivel Runs Through It
May 25th, 2011 at 4:18 pm
Ben-Duh
May 25th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
My Dinner With An Idiot
Sarah and Todd’s Excellent Adventure
Sarah and Todd’s Bogus Journey
The Half-Terminator
Half-Terminator 2 : Election Day
Half Terminator 3 : Rise Of The Morons
They Call Me Mama Grizzly!
This Is Sarah Palin
May 25th, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Lie Hard
Lie Hard also 2
Lie Hard with a Vengeance
May 25th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Who’s Afraid of Alaskan Wolves?
May 25th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
The Driveler Wears Prada
May 25th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
Boxcar Birther
May 25th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Have we had;
Unforgivable
May 25th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
The Call of the Vile
Atlas Winced
Moron Becomes Electoral
Last Bimbo in Juneau
Wazilla’s Revenge
Half-Terminator
Waterhead for Elephants
Apocalypse Soon
Eternal Dullness of a Simple Mind
The Goods,the Brash and the Vapid
Buffoon
Fargone
Yankee Doodle Dimwit
The Mannequin Candidate
May 25th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
The Girl With the Lip Tattoo (Also)
The Wizardess of Odd
May 25th, 2011 at 4:36 pm
The Unbearable Wordsalad She’s Screaming
May 25th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
The Brittle Shop of Horrors
May 25th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Terms of Impairment
The Oddest Story Ever Told
Short Of Redemption
May 25th, 2011 at 4:46 pm
How do I fold all my contributions to the #PalinMovie hashtag into your hashtag?
I noticed a couple other popular Palin movie hashtags in my feed as well
May 25th, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Public Enemy
May 25th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Night Of The Moron
May 25th, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Village of the Scammed
May 25th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Idiot Wind
May 25th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
@cleek:
Shouldn’t that be “Start Making Sense”?
May 25th, 2011 at 4:57 pm
The Story Of D’oh!
May 25th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Here are mine:
Avatard
I, the Fury
American Piehole
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
May 25th, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Don’t know if any of these have been done already
The Great White Dope
The Paper: All of them
“Any Which Way But Loose, ― of course in the great history of America there’s never going to be absolute consensus by every American, and there are those issues, again where I believe are best held on a state level and addressed there. So, you know, going through the history of America, there would be others but ―”
May 25th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Million Dollar Drill Baby Drill
May 25th, 2011 at 5:00 pm
The Grifter Also Bitches
May 25th, 2011 at 5:01 pm
Tragical Mystery Boor
May 25th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
Your Cheatin’ Servant’s Heart
May 25th, 2011 at 5:08 pm
Refudiating the Unpossible
May 25th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
wink, the beloved country
May 25th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
@MCA:
bravo.
May 25th, 2011 at 5:45 pm
Snowpocalypse Now
After-Birth of a Nation
The Bridge to Nowhere on the River Kwai
One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest
Snowbilly Without a Cause
May 25th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
I’m digging “They Call Me Sister Fibs”
May 25th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
Some Like it Not
May 25th, 2011 at 5:50 pm
The Treasure of Trigs Madre
May 25th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Who’s Afraid of the Virginia Primary?
May 25th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Million Dollar Crybaby
(I’ll Speak) For a Few Dollars More
Deception
Citizen Con
The Dim Knight
Batsh*t Begins
Vainglorious Bastard
Fake Club
Rainforest Gump
The Shilling
American Histrionics X
Double Mendacity
Dial M for Moron
A Midsummer-Night’s Saks Comedy
Full Mental Jackass
Princess Mononote
The Non-Reader
Amores Moosos
The Wages of Fearmongering
Crashino
Requiem for a Bridge
The Treasure of the Tiara Madre
Monty Python and the Holy Grifter
Twister
May 25th, 2011 at 5:54 pm
Atlas Never Opened
May 25th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Underweird
Underweird Also: Anti-evolution
Underweird Also, Too: Rise of the Lichens
May 25th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Wuthering Bottoms
2012: A Race Idiocy
To Kill And Field Dress A Mockingbird
May 25th, 2011 at 5:57 pm
@bago:
Not if you rename it “The Half-Terminator” ;)
May 25th, 2011 at 6:01 pm
American Lie
May 25th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
The Snowshoes of the Fisherwoman
My Fairbanks Lady
Vanity Fairbanks
Forgetting Sarah Palin
May 25th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
American Griftery
From Here to Obscurity
Raiders of the Lost Surplus
A Room with a View of Russia
Unrefudiated (1992)
May 25th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
The Triumph of the Imbecile.
May 25th, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Atlas Shrugged and said “In what respect Charlie?”
May 25th, 2011 at 6:11 pm
Children From a Lesser Todd
May 25th, 2011 at 6:14 pm
To Be or Not to Be also too What Was the Question?
May 25th, 2011 at 6:15 pm
“Full Mental Jackass”: that’s awesome.
As are so many others, but for the moment “Shitty Woman”.
May 25th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
@grape_crush: That’s awesome.
May 25th, 2011 at 6:18 pm
Confederacy of Dunce
Le Miserable
Sarah Palin Raw
Alan Keyes, the Sequel
Oil, Appalachia and an Incomplete Coalition
An Insufficient Coalition After an Incomplete Term
The Audacity of Hoping For an Easy Opponent
Saving Governor Palin
Soylent Mean
Confessions of a Successful Quitter
Don’t Cry For Me, Alaska
Matchstick Governor
Crash Test Dummy’s Excellent Adventure
Have Scam, Will Travel
Quitting Sarah Palin
Almost Elected
A Bridge Too Mean
Waiting for Sarah Palin
Leave Sarah Alone!
High Loon
Oops Dreams
Four Campaigns and a Movie
Lady of the Flies
Mutiny on the Exxon Valdez
Thank You For Hating (Black People)
Field of Schemes
Ordinary Grifters
Shootout at the GOP Corral
Who Killed Sarah Palin?
Midnight Cowgirl
I Have Not Yet Begun to Scam!
Wag the Moose
Planet of the Rubes
A Tale of Two Grifters
$end $arah $$$
White People Can’t Think
May 25th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
That was fun. Can we do it now with Newt, before he drops out?
May 25th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
The Fatuous and the Incurious II: Snowbilly Grift
May 25th, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Lol
The Calvinball Diaries
May 25th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:
Palin’s Labyrinth
Wingnuts Of Desire
Fall of the House of Musher
Lie, Lie, My Darling
Run Loud Run Shallow
Erase-Her-Head
The Wasilla Skank Redemption
Fraud Runner
Elephant Woman
A Starburst Is Born
The Immoral Mrs. Tease
Mondo Brainless
Mama Grizzly Dearest
It’s A Wonderful Lie
Valley of the Dolts
The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
The Worst of Everything
Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
Long Con Sarah
Paper Loon
May 25th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Apocalypse 2012
(edited for spelling)
May 25th, 2011 at 6:58 pm
Apocalyptoo, also
May 25th, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Brains Wide Shut
The Beverly Snowbillies
May 25th, 2011 at 7:22 pm
@grape_crush: brilliant.
May 25th, 2011 at 7:23 pm
@shortstop:
Maybe we could make it into a group experience, ala Rocky Horror? Throw snowballs, snark along, add a musical number?
May 25th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
@ABL: Thanks, but this whole thread is outstanding.
May 25th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
Forgo
Inane Secrets of the Yahoo Sisterhood
Lost & Spacey
Unknowing
Birth of a Nutcase
Rockhead (Rockhead II, Rockhead III, etc.)
Total Recoil
Breaker Moron
Slow White & the Seven Dwarves
Specious
The Liar in Winter
The Liar King
Definitely, Maybe—Not!
(This is just too damn easy!)
May 25th, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Sorry if these have been done (and just plain sorry about the second one) but
the sh#te runner
dumb moose pander
May 25th, 2011 at 7:51 pm
Witless for the Persecution
Birther of a Nation
America Is Where, Wolf, In London?
May 25th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
The Prig Bimbowski
May 25th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
@MCA: “So I Married A Syntax Murderer”
This needed more love.
May 25th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
A Con is Born
May 25th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
“Toddy Heat”
May 25th, 2011 at 8:03 pm
The Story Of D’Oh.
Book
May 25th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
— Oops. I meant, “Movie.” You don’t want to read the book. It’s a pop-up.
—I Clod-ius.
May 25th, 2011 at 8:09 pm
“Fool Hand Fluke”
May 25th, 2011 at 8:18 pm
above are win
also too maybe,
Sarah: She Wolf of the Tea Party
Nah? I bet William Kristal would pay to see it. Twice. With a box of kleenex too also. (because its a tear jerker?)
May 25th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
GallupPollMe
Dead Precedents
Liar, Liar. Liar Liar Liar. Liar!... Liar…
Fright of the Intruder
Batty*21
Three Men and a Baby
May 25th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
Anger Mismanagement.
The Sociopath Network
May 25th, 2011 at 8:22 pm
2,000,000 Fools For Sister Sarah
May 25th, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Good one
May 25th, 2011 at 8:29 pm
@gocart mozart: Nice!
May 25th, 2011 at 8:32 pm
“The Not-So-Great Dictator”
May 25th, 2011 at 8:34 pm
Spray Anything.
The Kids Are All Right-Wing.
Cape Sneer.
May 25th, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Dumb Day Afternoon
It’s about a grift gone bad
May 25th, 2011 at 8:39 pm
@DavidG: “The Kids Are All Right-Wing.”
There’s still gold in this mine yet!
May 25th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
The Killing Coneheads
May 25th, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Don’t Tell Mom The Baby Quitter’s Fled.
May 25th, 2011 at 8:48 pm
“La Dolt-e Vita”
May 25th, 2011 at 9:08 pm
The Boondocks Taint.
The Life Moronic, With Also Too.
28 Candidacies Later.
3000 Miles to.. Somewhere?
May 25th, 2011 at 9:10 pm
Sled Dog Millionaire
May 25th, 2011 at 9:10 pm
La Dolce Evita.
May 25th, 2011 at 9:14 pm
In Her Majesty’s Secret Servers: The Emails of Sarah Palin
May 25th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Coma
May 25th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
White Wash
May 25th, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Cry-Baby Mama
Barb Liar
Tinker, Failer, Folder, Spy
The Moose Hangs High
Popeye the Failer
Pig Millions
May 25th, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Liarfox
Failfox
Great Failroad Adventures: Alaska
Failroaded (starring Hugh Beaumont)
So Proudly We Fail
The Bridges of Ketchikan County
This Gun for Liar
In the Line of Liar
Half-Terminator Also: Bad Judgment Day
May 25th, 2011 at 9:29 pm
Half-terms of Employment
May 25th, 2011 at 9:32 pm
I like this one.
May 25th, 2011 at 9:37 pm
It seems the unintended comedy of the GOP 2012 primary field is about to take a quantum leap: Quitzilla is about to star in a movie about (wait for it….) herself. The title leaves a lot to be desired; Luckily, the Balloon Juice commentariat is all over it. Make sure you put food and drink down first, and whatever size popcorn bucket you’ve got, you’re gonna need a bigger one.
May 25th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
10 Things You Hate About Me
Of Moose and Mean
The Undeparted
All of Them
Gotcha
Sunset Access Road
The Madness of Queen Sarah
That Thing I Do Badly
May 25th, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Abbott and Costello meet Dr. Jekyll and Sarah Palin
May 25th, 2011 at 9:40 pm
The Chronicles of Sarah: The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe
May 25th, 2011 at 9:47 pm
They Were Expensible
May 25th, 2011 at 9:48 pm
I go away for 36 hours and you guys come up with comedy gold. I’m crying here.
May 25th, 2011 at 9:49 pm
The Non Sense
May 25th, 2011 at 9:51 pm
The Irrefutables
May 25th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
The Irreputables?
May 25th, 2011 at 9:55 pm
S.P. the Extra-Special Terrestrial
May 25th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
How about some (altered) song titles for the movie title?
Don’t Fear the Reaper
Armageddon It, Too
If I can’t be Number One in your Life, then I’ll Number Two on You
You Better, You Bet(cha)
If Brains were Oil, My Crankcase would be Dry
I got the Ring and You got the Finger
May 25th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
The Barely English Speaking Patient
May 25th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
First try seems to have gotten lost in moderation.
My offers:
An American Embarrass
Strange Brood
The Incredible Shrinking Woman
The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight
May 25th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Palin Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Trig.
Too far?
May 25th, 2011 at 10:09 pm
Poop Fiction
May 25th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Cool Handprompter Luke
May 25th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Dumb and Meth
May 25th, 2011 at 10:34 pm
Palinstorm: The Destruction of John McCain
May 25th, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Nordstrom by Nordstrom-west
The Big Easy-Out
The Crying Shame
Starship GOPers
The Simpletons Movie
In the Heat of the Nut
Highlander II: The Quittening
Sarah, Prayin’ and Fail
Untruth and No Consequences, AK
(God help me, I can’t stop thinking of these. Stop me before I pun again!)
May 25th, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Juneau What You Did Last Summer
It’s a Wonderful Lie
(Crap, now I’m going through lists of old Oscar nominees!)
My Fail Lady
They Shoot Horses from Helicopters, Don’t They?
(OK, now I’ll stop.)
Nutwork
Raging Bullsh*t
(Seriously)
Children of a Loser GOP
The Thin Red Lie
(Ok, now!)
May 25th, 2011 at 11:15 pm
@cleek:
Perfect.
Also, too…
The Freakin’ Queen
The Wizard of AZ
Pancho Wasilla
Scrutiny on the Bounty
Of Moose and Men
May 26th, 2011 at 12:00 am
Gone with the Gotcha Question
Born on the First of April
Hannah and her sisters, Snowflake, Ripcord, and Lugnut
May 26th, 2011 at 12:24 am
@Philbert:
Fix’d to conform to Balloon Juice style.
May 26th, 2011 at 12:41 am
My final entry:
Days Of Whine And Poses.
Did any of you people ever write jokes for the Washington Post’s Style Invitational contest? I was a regular there in the 90s. Thanks for the memories!
May 26th, 2011 at 12:58 am
If I ever come across a thread half as hilarious as this one again, I’ll die a happy man. @Tragically Flip – “The Barely English Speaking Patient” literally brought tears to my eyes. That one was unexpected. Y’all are on one hell of a roll tonight. Looking back on all of these, I’m becoming more enamored of “In What Regard, Charlie Brown?” the more I envision Palin as Lucy. But I still think it’s hard to beat “You’ve Got Fail.”
Cole, I think you should pick your favorite 25 or so and somebody figure out how to put up a poll.
May 26th, 2011 at 1:02 am
The Lyin’ in Winter
FOXy Clown
I Spit on Your Brain
Blame Runner
Zulu Dusk
May 26th, 2011 at 1:48 am
Joan of Ack: The TextMessager
May 26th, 2011 at 2:50 am
Spamlet in Lipstick
State Unfair
Born in the USA; Health Care in Canada
Maverick II
A Tale of Two Quitties
Razing Arizona
May 26th, 2011 at 4:27 am
I already added the first to Twitter, but just wanted to be part of this historic (hysteric) thread:
Low Rents Of Wasilla
Revision Of The Shoddy Bitchers
The Big Schnorr
Lassie Go Home
Moondingbat
The Shills Have Lies
Mrs. Maneuver
(x-posting them on the Rumproast Balloon Juice Tribute thread~~yay for all y’all)
May 26th, 2011 at 5:49 am
Raspalin
May 26th, 2011 at 6:26 am
“True Grit, err, Quit”
“True Quit”
May 26th, 2011 at 7:22 am
“Dances with Dead Wolves”
(Lois, a friend of mine requested that I submit this one)
May 26th, 2011 at 8:27 am
I put these three on twitter yesterday:
American Shooty
Codger and Me
Crash
May 26th, 2011 at 8:40 am
Fools Cash In
May 26th, 2011 at 9:09 am
Outslander
Mudhoney (h/t to Russ Meyer)
May 26th, 2011 at 9:31 am
Ouch. “Legends of the Fail”. That was everything I was getting at, without the prophetess aspect.
And “Brain Simple” is genius.
May 26th, 2011 at 9:48 am
Harold and Fraud
May 26th, 2011 at 10:23 am
It should be named after the one great book, “The Babel”!
May 26th, 2011 at 11:02 am
Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office. . . .
May 26th, 2011 at 11:13 am
A friend suggests: Scamadeus
WF
May 26th, 2011 at 11:16 am
Kook of the North. (harking back to Robert J. Flaherty)
May 26th, 2011 at 11:24 am
Mexican-Proof Fence
Sarah in Blunderland
All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
Half-Terms of Endearment
Weekend at Johnny’s
May 26th, 2011 at 11:29 am
Or, how about “Rednecks on a Plane”?
May 26th, 2011 at 11:39 am
[...] I don’t have anything to say about it, for it mocks itself. John Cole, though, has compiled a list of suggested titles from the commenters at Balloon Juice. [...]
May 26th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Because of the theme of the film from which this title is made, and it’s generally awful production values, and, also, too it’s take versus budget.
(Fancy Pageant) Walker
May 26th, 2011 at 11:41 am
Clueless II, Also
May 26th, 2011 at 11:41 am
ConAirhead
May 26th, 2011 at 11:51 am
Saving Sistah Sarah !
May 26th, 2011 at 11:52 am
Gunga Dim
May 26th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
The Pride and the Palin
Days Of Whine and Roses
May 26th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Dumbo.
May 26th, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Princess Monomania (for the anime fans)
May 26th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
The Search for Schlock
DUMB-ASS!
Bad Governor
May 26th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
My contribution….”Grifters Delight”...since she knows ALL the words to “Rappers Delight”...I would love to hear her version!
May 26th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
I posted these in the earlier thread, I did not realize that it continued over to here.
So:
The Palin of the Vanities
The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
Charge Card at Tiffany’s
The Sum of All Delusions
PreznitQuest
The Hunt for Red Murrica
May 26th, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Oh, I forgot that Ayn Rand classic:
The Figurehead.
May 26th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Palin- Cultural Delusions of Alaska Make Benefit Glorious State of Arizona
May 26th, 2011 at 1:39 pm
They Were Unintelligible
May 26th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
@Chyron HR: Are we sure that’s not already taken by Ann Althouse? Wait, that would be Mrs. Horrible’s Wine-Along Blog. Sorry.
May 26th, 2011 at 1:48 pm
I hear the film is going to be a “found footage” documentary called Palinormal Activity.
May 26th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
True Grift
2000 Miles to Anchorage
The Golddigger’s Moxie
Dumbest.
May 26th, 2011 at 2:30 pm
@4tehlulz: I love your trilogy especially “Return of the Dumbass”. You made me snortle :)
May 26th, 2011 at 2:33 pm
True Snit
May 26th, 2011 at 2:34 pm
The Quittenator
May 26th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
Here are some to make you smile:
Electric Horses**t
As Gross As It Gets
Bowling for Wasilla
Romancing the Dunce
May 26th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
The Fast & The Fraudulent
May 26th, 2011 at 4:33 pm
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest
Fear of a Black President
GOP Plan From Outer Space
Half-Assed and Furious
Clueless in Wasila
Indecipherable
The Bungle Book
@ lone1c – I really like “Eats, Shoots, and Leaves Office”!
May 26th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Snow Blight
Scary Plotter
Sarah la Dunce
May 26th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
Out of Anywhere But Africa
May 26th, 2011 at 7:23 pm
1. All Talky on the Northern Front
2. Lipstick on a Pygmalion
3. Eternal Spots on the Sunless Mind
4. Alaska Confidential
And I can’t believe nobody has brought up The Aristocrats. You even get to keep some of the details.
May 26th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
the grapes of graft
slinging in the mud
making up baby
who’s afraid of shooting a wolf?
the alaskan queen
it’s all about my fucking mother: bristol’s story
gone with the whine
M*I*L*F
nonsense of sarabia
2012: a spaced oddity
snow whitey and her 5 fucked up kids
a snowplow named desire
the moose hunter
american graft
meet me in wasilla
seven bribes for seven dollars
:/rimshot: tip the veal
May 26th, 2011 at 8:09 pm
This seems too obvious:
Birthers of a Nation
Or…
We’re All Raising Arizonans Now
May 26th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Brainless Nacho seeks dejection
May 26th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Star Whores
On Golden Pond Scum
Grand Moron-o
Mrs. Shit Goes to Washington
Peter Panned
The Lovely Bonehead
Sarahnora
May 26th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
I Know That You Quit Last Summer
I Still Know that you Quit Last Summer
Grifter Parade
Basket Case
Erased Her Head
Idle Brains
Pathology
The Shills Have Lies
Return of the Levi Dad
GloryStalker
The Grudge
Unteachable
Crazy as Hell
The Real America-Ville Horror
I am Legend (In my own mind)
Repulsion
Word Salad: Lost in Translation
Truth: It’s Inconvenient
The Great Brain Robbery
Sarah and Fox: For a Few Dollars More
The Assassination of Queen Esther by the Coward Media Horde
South of Fishhook, Wasilla the Shrill
The Magnificent Word Salad
The Mom who Shot Life Liberty and our Free Market Principles, Also Too.
All the pretty Clothes Horses
Max Pain
Fulltime Shiller
High Heels and Low Lies
Mean Machine
Malice: Killer Instinct
The Fast and the Furious Word Salad
The Farce and the Furious
Wasilla’s Queen of the Dudgeon
The English Language Patient
May 26th, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Palin Comparison
May 27th, 2011 at 12:13 am
[...] There’s more LOL fun. Read it all here. [...]
May 27th, 2011 at 12:51 am
2011: A Space Cadet Odyssey
The Absent-Minded Professor Hater
An Affair to Refudiate
Caribou on a Hot Tin Roof
Cruel Bad Joke
Dances With Wolves that Have Been Shot Dead From a Plane
The Day the Earth Stood Shrill
Death of a Nation
The Great Dictator II
Lie Hard
She’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad Girl
May 27th, 2011 at 2:11 am
The Victimhood of the Traveling Dunce
May 27th, 2011 at 2:43 am
The Red Shoes Diahrea
May 27th, 2011 at 2:46 am
Me, Myself, and I Scheme.
Spelbownd
The Freshman, Parts I, II, III, and IV.
May 27th, 2011 at 2:54 am
High Buffoon
May 27th, 2011 at 3:21 am
“Who’s jailin’ Palin ?”
May 27th, 2011 at 9:10 am
Doom
Honey, I shrunk the ..er..mm.. brains !
Back is the Future !
May 27th, 2011 at 9:45 am
Tea With Mooselini
May 27th, 2011 at 11:26 am
Lots more winners can be found here.
May 27th, 2011 at 11:48 am
OK Here’s the classic film:
For Whom the Belle Trolls
May 27th, 2011 at 11:51 am
just thought of this one, on the crapper:
“The Blouse That Roared”
May 27th, 2011 at 12:05 pm
[...] John Cole has been collecting suggested titles for the Sarah Palin movie. Other [...]
May 27th, 2011 at 12:41 pm
Gone with the Moose…
May 27th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
On the road to nowhere
May 27th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
You’ve Got Fail!
May 27th, 2011 at 1:12 pm
Caked Alaska
May 27th, 2011 at 1:13 pm
V for vague
E-VAIN
My Big fat greed failure
Bugger, I Shrunk the Party
The Failure’s speech
May 27th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Two Mewls for Sister Sarah
The Nonreader
Every Which Way But Lucid
The Hustler
May 27th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
The Taming of the Shill
Young Pallinstein
Sarah Appalling and and the Deathly Panels
The War of the Drones
May 27th, 2011 at 1:36 pm
The Four Cheerleaders of the Apocalypse.
GlenBecky GlenRuse.
Pistol-Packin’ Mama.
May 27th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
Dumb and Dumber
Forgetting Sarah Palin
Divine Secrets of the Yo-Yo Sisterhood
John and Sarah’s Big Misadventure
May 27th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
@hisgirlfriday: Admiring very hard!
May 27th, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Paliens
May 27th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Razing Arizona
There Will Be Blunders
Raging Belle
Eternal Sunshine of the Mindless Spot
Dumb Slog Millionaire
Atlas Shrugged Again
Snow Country for Old Men
The Story of OMG
The Incredible Lightness of Being Me
Sled Dog Day Afternoon
The Creature from the White Lagoon
Even More Lost in Space
May 27th, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Home of the Blame
It Takes Too to Tangle
A View from the Bridge [To Russia]
Moose Bull
Sarah of Rabies-a
Wailin’ with Palin
The Egg on My Face and I
Wrecker in The Rye
No Light in August
May 27th, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Forgettable Sarah Palin
May 27th, 2011 at 2:03 pm
The Long, Long Trailer
May 27th, 2011 at 2:25 pm
The Last Angry Ma’am.
Vanity Fare
Preacher’s Pet
Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
The Hunt for Red November
Shame
The Louse that Roared
May 27th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
America Loves a Quitter!
May 27th, 2011 at 2:39 pm
The World Is Not Enough
May 27th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
The Dumb Luck Club
May 27th, 2011 at 2:44 pm
The Chariots of Ire
May 27th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
2008: A Spaced out Candidate
Casaflunka
No Intelligence Allowed
Saving Paul Ryan
Bore-a! Bore-a! Bore-a!
Mrs. Palin Doesn’t go to Washington
Yetisburg
Hacks and Generals
Victory through Teabagging
The Godmother
Der Huntergang
Titanic II
Minds Wide Shut
Atlas Sighed
Bridge over the Narrows Tongass
May 27th, 2011 at 2:55 pm
The Last Reduction
May 27th, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Beach Blanket BabbleOn
Plan None from Outer Wasilla
May 27th, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Sorry if any of these have been used … I didn’t have time to read all of the posts:
For Whom The Tweets Toll
The Abominator
Frisky Business
Breakfast At Tiffany’s With Newt
Half-Life
State Trooper – The Sequel
You Betcha Life (TV Adaptation)
Wasilla Nights
Sarah’s Andromeda Strain
The Palin Identity (in the works, a sequel: The Palin Inferiority)
The Pipleine Redemption
Fast Times At Birther High
A Fistful Of Dollars From My PAC
For A Few Dollars More From The Kochs’
This is too much fun for a Friday afternoon.
May 27th, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Journey to the Center of the Dearth
May 27th, 2011 at 3:13 pm
THe Greatest Story Ever Sold.
May 27th, 2011 at 3:14 pm
Bridge On The River? Why?
The Entertainer
My Dinner With…Nevermind
Babette’s Heist
Topsy Turvy
The Killing Fields
A Face In The Crowd, Part Deux
The Lyin in Winter
Love and Dearth
Elmer Palintry
They Shoot Moose, Don’t They?
Sad-night, Cowboy!
We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed
Out of Alaska
May 27th, 2011 at 3:16 pm
Bachmann-Palin-Overdrive will do the soundtrack
May 27th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
“The Manure Whisperer”
May 27th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
Field of Dweebs
May 27th, 2011 at 3:44 pm
“Apocalypse Whut?”
May 27th, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Se8en
May 27th, 2011 at 3:50 pm
The Faming of the Shrew
May 27th, 2011 at 4:08 pm
Bad MILF Hunting
(sorry if already posted)
May 27th, 2011 at 4:21 pm
@buckydoc: Being There II gets my vote (I’m just not sure the II is necessary :)
May 27th, 2011 at 4:22 pm
My Goof
May 27th, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Merchant of Venom.
May 27th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Dunning vs. Kruger
May 27th, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Permafrost/Nixon
Bebamboozled
Monty Python’s Life of Buyin’
Mewlin’ Rogue
Petty in Pink
Coy Story
May 27th, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Atlas Yawned
May 27th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
The Old Man and the She
May 27th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
May 27th, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Yawn of the Dead
May 27th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
@Three-nineteen:
Har har. Kudos my friend.
May 27th, 2011 at 4:43 pm
John Waters has 2 film names that need no adaptation
Mondo Trasho
Serial Mom
And then a minor change gets us
Sarah B. Demented
Oh, Divine, why did you leave us? Sarah is the role you were born to play
May 27th, 2011 at 4:52 pm
Tiny Bubbles in Her Mind
(think Don Ho)
May 27th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
[...] – NYTimes.com John Cole has been collecting suggested titles for the Sarah Palin movie. Other [...]
May 27th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
The McCain Ticket: Dumb and Dumbest
May 27th, 2011 at 5:26 pm
Sarah Wars 3: Revenge of Sithster Palin
American Graffiti Laundered & Propagandized
Batman and Batty Woman
The Big, Never-ending Chill
Birth of a Nation Ruining Dictator
Bring Me The Head of Sarah Palin, Please
The Cabinet of Governor Asshat
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
Rat People
Crimes and Misdemeanors and Felonies and Insanity and…
The Departed 2: If Only!
The Killing Fields 2: The U.S. Under President Palin
Little Big Bitch
Vampyr 2: Return of the Bloodsucker
The Would-Be Thief of Bagdad’s Oil Fields
Women and Men and An Entire Nation On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown
I was surprised how many movie titles need no alteration to apply to this cretin: such as…
The Butcher
The Awful Truth
Beat The Devil
Natural Born Killer
There Will Be Blood
—-
My Facebook friends are chiming in w/some good ones:
Apocalypse Now
All About Sleeze
Psycho-ette
Scam by Me
On the Waver Front
Hello Dummy
Pubs and Prejudice
Fright Club
Gone With the Windbag
Throw GrandMomma From the Gravy Train
To Kill Every Kind of Bird
The Lyin’ in Winter
Stealing Minnesota
Some Like It Shot
From Here to Maternity
The Blindsided
The Trigg Lebowski
Guess Who’s Slumming for Dinner?
Five Sleazy Pieces
Displeasure of the Sarah Madre
To Have and Have Shot
The Schtick-Up Artist
A Schlockwork Orange
2011—A Spaced-Out Odyssey
With Six You Get Steamrolled
The Palm Greased Story
The Louse That Whored
Double Condemnity
The Toddfather
Shadow of a Lout
To Slur With Love
A Day at the Rascists
Mrs.Twit goes to Washington
Two for the Road Kill
Citizen Shame
May 27th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
o The Wrong Stuff
o Psycho
o 2012: A Spaced Odyssey
o Greedy
o Any which way but truth
May 27th, 2011 at 5:41 pm
I posted over on Krugman’s blog, I’ll quote myself here:
“Everybody Shrugged”
“Pirates of the Aleutian”
“The Old and the Furious”
“Beer for My Grizzlies”
“On the Russian Waterfront”
May 27th, 2011 at 5:53 pm
Quote Me If You Can
May 27th, 2011 at 5:55 pm
This film is rated PG-13 by the Motion Picture Association of Real America.
May 27th, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Catch Her in the Lie
May 27th, 2011 at 6:20 pm
@i1dci92:
LOL
May 27th, 2011 at 6:26 pm
sisterhood of the travelling expense report
May 27th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Blow Me
Or the real title Blow Up probably just as good.
May 27th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
can’t read ‘em all; my apologies if this has already been offered:
“Autoliography”
May 27th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
Say Yes to the Mess
Say Yes to the Stress
An Inconvenient Goof
Jurassic Park 4, Drill Baby Drill
May 27th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
“The Quitter”
“O Governor, where art thou?”
“Mis-Adaptation”
“Demento”
May 27th, 2011 at 8:28 pm
A Futile Full Mind
Nonsense and Inability
Gulp Fiction
May 27th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
The Pall of the Wild
May 27th, 2011 at 9:50 pm
Lassie Go Home
May 27th, 2011 at 9:51 pm
Being Where?
May 27th, 2011 at 9:52 pm
Gall Street
Crouching Liar, Hidden Agenda
Dolt Mountain
May 27th, 2011 at 10:07 pm
The Imbecile Strikes Back
May 27th, 2011 at 10:12 pm
Palindrone
Hullabully
The Girl who Couldn’t Talk Straight
Wasilla: Valley of the Gall
Gotchaca
May 27th, 2011 at 10:29 pm
Northern X-poseur
May 27th, 2011 at 10:49 pm
(In tribute to Russ Meyer)
Faster Mama Grizzly, Kill Kill!
May 27th, 2011 at 10:50 pm
Grate Expectations.
May 27th, 2011 at 11:18 pm
Lace 2
Poising Hivey
Super H8
The Shirk
May 27th, 2011 at 11:58 pm
Dancing WithShooting Wolves From AirplanesMay 28th, 2011 at 12:45 am
The Half-Terminator
May 28th, 2011 at 12:49 am
babble without a pause
May 28th, 2011 at 12:54 am
2008: a lame odyssey
May 28th, 2011 at 1:07 am
the lamest club
May 28th, 2011 at 1:14 am
Journey to the Renter of the Birth
Run Loud, Run Shallow
Casa Blanka
A Passage to Indifference
Pulp Faction
Ratatatouille
Always Cry Wolf
Intolerance
The Perils of Palin
Blight of the Huntress
The Bridge on the River – Why?
Some Like Her Not
To Mock a Killing Bird
My Unfair Lady
The Cable Gal
From Here to Maternity
The Sixth Nonsense
Grand Illusion
Gone With the Whine
The Nightmare Before Christians
The Dulling
May 28th, 2011 at 1:44 am
It’s a Blunderful Life
A Woman for No Reason
The NonCommitments
(From previous list – make that
Grand Illusions)
May 28th, 2011 at 2:04 am
Dumber and Dumberer
May 28th, 2011 at 2:28 am
Throw Mama Grizzly From the Train
May 28th, 2011 at 3:24 am
Craptastic Mrs. Fox
Captain Palin: The Worst Agenger
The Never Ending Campaign Trail
May 28th, 2011 at 3:31 am
Inglorious Turd
American Psycho
Beetlegrift
Ghost Writer
Drag The Country to Hell
The Princess Dunce
Bridge to Nowhere On the River Kwai
May 28th, 2011 at 3:58 am
Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.
May 28th, 2011 at 6:05 am
Voyage to the bottom of the barrel.
May 28th, 2011 at 6:05 am
Million Dollar Babel
Incorrigible Bastards
The Winking Game
Lord of Wardrobe
Ms Taken
May 28th, 2011 at 6:18 am
13 Days: The Sara Palin Presidency, before she resigned due to corruption charges.
Confessions of a Wasteaholic
27 Dresses Too, I. Have Nothing to Wear
Das Goat
Bushtanic 3, The Return to Bushtanic 2
Joe the Plumber Versus The Volcano
Deadliest Catch: The One That Should’ve Been Thrown Back
Wassila Belle
The Lady That Stares Like Goats
May 28th, 2011 at 8:53 am
Twenty Thousand Leagues under Everything
Yesterday Never Dies
Monty Python Holy Fail
White Snow and the Seven Farces
May 28th, 2011 at 8:58 am
Atlas Shagged
May 28th, 2011 at 9:24 am
Two Mooses Also for Sister Sarah
May 28th, 2011 at 9:47 am
Werner Herzog’s Grisly Ma’am.
May 28th, 2011 at 11:43 am
Dumb-o, the Lying Elephant
May 28th, 2011 at 11:50 am
Apologies if any of these are repeats, I didn’t read all 600+:
Wasilla Winka’ and the Oil Factory
Grizzly Madam
Notes to Myself (On My Hand)
Mavrick
Death, Be Not Panel
The Woman in the Death Panel Suit
Sweet Smell of Excess
His Girl Sarah
Stop or This Mom Will Shoot
Two-Hundred Mules for Shopping Sarah
Sarah, Dumb & Tall
In the Company of Wolves (in a Helicopter)
May 28th, 2011 at 11:55 am
The Sound of Moose-ick
May 28th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
The Faking of Palin One Also Too Three
May 28th, 2011 at 12:14 pm
Gullible Travels
May 28th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
@Fergus mac Roich: >snow< +dogs
May 28th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Here some more that came to me while walking the dog:
Pallingeist
Jaws 2012: dropping in chagrin.
Mooseraker
May 28th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
The Born Refudiation
The Adventures of Governor Munchhausen
The Effect of Gamma Rays on Pie-In-The-Sky Candidates
May 28th, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Oh, and this:
For White Girls Who Have Considered Resignation When the Half-Term Is Enuf
May 28th, 2011 at 3:02 pm
The Silence of the Moose
Who’s Afraid of Sarah Palin (Everyone!)
Sophie’s Last Choice
2008: An Election Loser
May 28th, 2011 at 3:18 pm
dumb and dumber 2
dumb and dumber 3, 4, and 5
a room with a view of russia
rain woman
the good, the sarah, and the sarah
et -the extraordinarilystupid terrestrial
the graduate (not)
palien
beavis and sarah
bride of frankenstein 2
the silence of the electorate
the manurean candidate
eternal sunshine of the thoughtless mind
eight and a half (aka sarah’s IQ)
fargo 2, 3, and 4
el torpe
don’t read now
au revoir, les enfantiles
apocalypse named palin
the 400 votes
my dinner with android
some like it not
the long-awaited goodbye
rebel without a cranium
my fair lazy
May 28th, 2011 at 5:46 pm
Idiocracy 2: The beginning…This one gets my vote!
@Han’s Solo:
May 28th, 2011 at 6:45 pm
Teabagging with Moose-ilini
Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
Journey to the Center of the Smirk
My Mom is an Elk Serial Killer
Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Saga
Half-Baked Alaska
Planes, Trains and Snowmobiles
Training Day
The Yukonian Candidate
Teen Sex, Lies and Videotape
Every Which Way but Moose
Dirty Todd and Crazy Sarah
Bonzo Goes to Washington
Plan 9 from Wasilla
May 28th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
The Bee-hatch, The Lying and the $158, 000 Wardrobe
May 28th, 2011 at 10:05 pm
Moose-Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
May 28th, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Juneau the Palins?
May 28th, 2011 at 10:26 pm
Demento
Moose in Rouge
The Russia Porch
Seven Years of You Betcha
Riding the Bullseye
A Quitter Runs Through It
A History of Ambivalence
Conspiracy Theocracy
Out of Africa, the Country
Save the Last Dunce
May 28th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
M.U.S.H.
May 28th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Slow Yeller
The Sweet Small of Excess
May 29th, 2011 at 12:14 am
Sarah, Palin and Simple (Real Simple)
Twitter’s Twat
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin: America’s half-assed, Half-term Half-wit
Half-Baked Alaskan
Going Broke
The Silence of the LambsThe Dipness of the ShitThrow Mama Grizzly from the Train
Rosemary’s Baby, Also II: The Palining
Jesus Wept
May 29th, 2011 at 12:15 am
The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
The Slime Machine
The Flying Hun
The Idiot (NOT written by Dostoyevsky)
The Years the Brain Stood Still
Flirty Sarry
The Faulty’s Fakin
May 29th, 2011 at 12:31 am
The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
Mindless in Wasilla
The Half Governator
Source Codeless
Trustless
True Liar
May 29th, 2011 at 12:38 am
The Faking of Palin, One Two Three
Mindless in Wasilla
The Half Governator
Source Codeless
Trustless
True Liar
May 29th, 2011 at 12:38 am
On a Wink and a Prayer
May 29th, 2011 at 2:00 am
The Lady is a Tramp
May 29th, 2011 at 2:17 am
True Twit
May 29th, 2011 at 2:21 am
The Princess Lied
Everybody’s Fool
Presence of Malice
Butch McCain and the Mindless Kid
The Towering Infernal
Fool Mind Luke
The Hustlerette
The Long Hot Scammer
Spied Her Scam
The Spy Whose Mind was Out in the Cold
Fox Liar
The Tree of Lies
May 29th, 2011 at 3:19 am
Air Heads (Can’t improve on that as is)
Mixed Nuts (Ditto)
Psycho (Ditto)
Boneheads
Jurassic Snark
Bad Will Huntress
Mrs DoubtLiar
May 29th, 2011 at 3:45 am
zanexdo.climbing the walls in a theater near you!
May 29th, 2011 at 4:57 am
You idiots sure spend a lot of time trashing someone who is supposed to be irrelevant…LOL
May 29th, 2011 at 8:13 am
PALIEN.
May 29th, 2011 at 8:37 am
Gone With the Mind
The unReader
The Quitter Memorandum
Without a Clue (as is)
May 29th, 2011 at 11:02 am
The Lyin in Winter
A Woman for no Seasons
The Twilight Saga: New Loon
In the Lyin’ of Fire
or – In the Line of Liar
The Boring Identity
May 29th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Saw mention of this on another website and had to chime in:
Alaska Is Not Enough
More Fools For Sister Sarah
Attack Of The 50-IQ Woman
Clueless (needs no change, obviously)
Bimbo: Menstrual Blood Part II
:D
May 29th, 2011 at 3:29 pm
An Inconvenient Untruth
May 29th, 2011 at 4:31 pm
[...] Sarah Palin movie names. Speaks for itself. [...]
May 29th, 2011 at 6:59 pm
“The Hunt For Rogue October”
May 29th, 2011 at 11:33 pm
“Two Mules Beat Sister Sarah”
May 29th, 2011 at 11:36 pm
Goddrilla
Gullible’s Babbles
Look Who’s Talking Also, Too
Happy Drillmore
Let’s Give Them Dumb-Things to Talk About
Whore of the Worlds
The Basketcase Diaries
Oy Story
Malice in Wonderland
Exit Through the Grift Shop
Doctor Do-Very-Little
Descent of a Woman
Blaveheart
Good Drill Hunting
Little Miss Gunshine
May 30th, 2011 at 2:44 am
Wadsilla, Queen of the Fright
May 30th, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Palin and Paliner
May 30th, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Palin and Paliner
May 30th, 2011 at 7:18 pm
Being Not All There
May 30th, 2011 at 8:26 pm
@Alex S.: Eternal Sunshine of the Thoughtless Mind
May 30th, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Thunder-Dolt & Lightweight
May 30th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
Palin for Dummies
Confessions of an Idiot by Sarah Palin
Lipstick on Bulldogs, complete Book of Color choices and Application Techniques
WICKED’ER!
Delusions of Grandeur and Stupidity of Magnanimous Proportions
Palin and Politics the condensed version, about 5 pages long, nothing of insight,just pictures of her wardobe
The Newspapers I don’t Read by SP
May 31st, 2011 at 12:22 pm
Amazonian Woman of Alaska and her Rodeo Road Tour- how I plan to tweet, amuse and shock you too, also, and again! by SP
May 31st, 2011 at 12:49 pm
Dearth of the Nation
May 31st, 2011 at 4:25 pm
How Griz Was My Mommy
Iquitarod
You Betcha Your Life
June 2nd, 2011 at 9:22 am
The Color All of Them
Whine and a 1/2 (assed/term/baked/wit) Tweeks
Bill O’Reilly Presents: Where’s My Iced Tea Party, Motherfucker?
June 2nd, 2011 at 10:07 pm
Shakespalin: Death of our Brain Salesman
From the Sweetteeths to the Shawkenawe’s
June 4th, 2011 at 1:47 pm
[...] be titled “The Iquitarod,” wrote an inspired contributor to a list of parodic names on the blog Balloon Juice—it appears that Palin’s intentions are set. Like most liberals, I’m happy to sit back and [...]
June 5th, 2011 at 1:44 am