Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You
Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was credited with playing a central role, the former Alaska governor pulled aside her close aide, Rebecca Mansour, to discuss a hush-hush assignment: Reach out to conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon with a request. Ask him if he would make a series of videos extolling Palin’s governorship and laying to rest lingering questions about her controversial decision to resign from office with a year-and-a-half left in her first term. It was this abdication, Palin knew, that had made her damaged goods in the eyes of some Republicans who once were eager to get behind her potential 2012 presidential campaign.The response was more positive than Palin could have hoped for. He’d make a feature-length movie, Bannon told Mansour, and he insisted upon taking complete control and financing it himself—to the tune of $1 million.
The fruits of that initial conversation are now complete. The result is a two-hour-long, sweeping epic, a rough cut of which Bannon screened privately for Sarah and Todd Palin last Wednesday in Arizona, where Alaska’s most famous couple has been rumored to have purchased a new home. When it premieres in Iowa next month, the film is poised to serve as a galvanizing prelude to Palin’s prospective presidential campaign—an unconventional reintroduction to the nation that she and her political team have spent months eagerly anticipating, even as Beltway Republicans have largely concluded that she won’t run.
And you thought Atlas Shrugged sucked.
I think we should come up with the best name for this Palin epic. How ‘bout:
Forrest Stumped
The Newspaperchase
Snowblind
The Good, the Bad, and the Stupid
Feel free to add your own. Mine are pretty weak.
May 24, 2011 11:36 pm
Posted in: Clap Louder!, Clown Shoes, Starbursts
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655 Responses
Soul on Ice - May 24, 2011 | 11:39 pm · Link
Gigli II
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:39 pm · Link
From Here To Inanity
CJ - May 24, 2011 | 11:39 pm · Link
Real America and the Quest for the Golden Newspaper Stand?
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:40 pm · Link
Birth of a Nation 2. Or “2 Birth 2 Nation” for the kids these days.
erlking - May 24, 2011 | 11:40 pm · Link
@Soul on Ice: Aw, fuck it. You win.
Dave - May 24, 2011 | 11:40 pm · Link
The Half Monty
Keith - May 24, 2011 | 11:40 pm · Link
“Sarah Palin’s Alaska”
Montysano - May 24, 2011 | 11:40 pm · Link
Citizen Vain
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:41 pm · Link
Sarah Palin and the Chamber of Echo.
mr. whipple - May 24, 2011 | 11:41 pm · Link
I would weep with joy if she gets in. Run, Sarah, Run!
lacp - May 24, 2011 | 11:42 pm · Link
That’s a must-see for the summer. Dunno if it will actually play anywhere in the Philly area, though.
Carl Nyberg - May 24, 2011 | 11:42 pm · Link
Sarah’s Big Adventure
Snow Wars
The Godmother
Pulp Friction
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
The Alaskan Patient
The Governor’s Leech
Raiders of the Lost Snark
Nightmare on Your Street
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:43 pm · Link
The 40-year-old sixth grader.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:43 pm · Link
Saving Princess Palin.
The Governor (I and I/2)
The Grifter
Newt Rocksme (Win One for the Grifter!)
piratedan - May 24, 2011 | 11:44 pm · Link
The Circus Comes to Town
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:44 pm · Link
The Last Queen of Scotland.
Violet - May 24, 2011 | 11:45 pm · Link
Grift Expectations
Lev - May 24, 2011 | 11:46 pm · Link
How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:47 pm · Link
The Right Stuff, also II
smith - May 24, 2011 | 11:47 pm · Link
Well she’s got to do some kind of damage control. There are already two anti-Palin books out there right now, including one by her former aide. And the Joe McGinniss book will have a huge publicity blitz upon its release.
The only people that will buy this hagiography are the 20-27% true believers who already think Sarah walks on water. The rest of the world will laugh it off like the fiction it is.
doshaburi - May 24, 2011 | 11:47 pm · Link
Two Mewls for Sister Sarah?
Violet - May 24, 2011 | 11:47 pm · Link
Governor Interrupted
danimal - May 24, 2011 | 11:47 pm · Link
The Princess Pride
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:47 pm · Link
Yeah, you people just sit here making your jokes, and you’re all going to be real shocked when you wake up and she’s President. They joked the same way about Ronald Reagan.
I dunno, it just seemed like somebody was supposed to say that.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:48 pm · Link
Helicopter Dances With Wolves
Comrade Luke - May 24, 2011 | 11:48 pm · Link
Red Yawn
“Wolveserines!”
Anya - May 24, 2011 | 11:48 pm · Link
Is madam Grifter running? This tweet from Nate Silver seems to imply that she’s running.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:48 pm · Link
No Country For Half-Term Governors
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:49 pm · Link
The Aleutianist
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:49 pm · Link
Dial M For Mama Grizzly
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:49 pm · Link
@Comrade Luke: Awesome.
kdaug - May 24, 2011 | 11:51 pm · Link
A whole million dollars? For a pseudo-doc on Palin? That’ll be a mega-feature. Wonder how many screens they’ll open on.
Glad the guy stashed away some extra cash in case the world didn’t end last week, though. This is a far more creative way to throw your money away.
Q.Q. Moar - May 24, 2011 | 11:51 pm · Link
The Scum Also Rises
fasteddie9318 - May 24, 2011 | 11:51 pm · Link
Lost in Translation II
The Kids Are All Fucked Up
We’re Just Not That Into You
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:51 pm · Link
How to Lose Friends and Alienate People: Documentary Edition.
shortstop - May 24, 2011 | 11:51 pm · Link
The Sound of Moose
Keepin’ it Steal
Chariots of Liar
Spite Night
Xecky Gilchrist - May 24, 2011 | 11:52 pm · Link
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:52 pm · Link
The Moose That Bored.
Q.Q. Moar - May 24, 2011 | 11:52 pm · Link
With Deepest Apathy
shortstop - May 24, 2011 | 11:53 pm · Link
@El Cid: I feel like somebody somewhere already has, and with a straight face. But maybe it’s just come to those kinds of expectations.
piratedan - May 24, 2011 | 11:53 pm · Link
The Wasillan Candidate
MoeLarryAndJesus - May 24, 2011 | 11:53 pm · Link
Terms Of Uprearment
Brainspotting
Mentl
Old Dan and Little Ann - May 24, 2011 | 11:53 pm · Link
The Wasillaville Horror
I can see Gorky Park from My Back Door
Loneoak - May 24, 2011 | 11:53 pm · Link
Battlefield Earth II
Liarance of Alaska
The Neverending Whorey
Andrew Sullivan’s Aneurysm
nepat - May 24, 2011 | 11:54 pm · Link
Claws
Tom Johnson - May 24, 2011 | 11:54 pm · Link
Psycho.
I know: it’s not a pun. But you have to admit it fits.
Joseph Nobles - May 24, 2011 | 11:54 pm · Link
All Quiet on the Malabar Front
A Campaign Too Far
The Christianist Candidate
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:54 pm · Link
Wasillatown
Raging Bullshit
The Clinging Defective
rob! - May 24, 2011 | 11:54 pm · Link
Grifters For Algernon
Far Away, Too Close
On A Clear Day You Can See Stupid
Little Governor of Horrors
How To Succeed in Conservatism Without Really Trying
Against All Clods
Sweeney Todd Palin: The Demon Governor of Moose Street
Comrade Luke - May 24, 2011 | 11:54 pm · Link
From Within Sight of Russia With Love
General Stuck - May 24, 2011 | 11:55 pm · Link
But there’s no moose in Arizona.
freelancer - May 24, 2011 | 11:55 pm · Link
Chagrintown
piratedan - May 24, 2011 | 11:55 pm · Link
Northern Blights
Roger Moore - May 24, 2011 | 11:55 pm · Link
@Lev:
FTFY
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:57 pm · Link
Not-Hur
General Stuck - May 24, 2011 | 11:57 pm · Link
The Illustrated Dingbat
Johnny Coelacanth - May 24, 2011 | 11:57 pm · Link
Griftereye
(Right)Winging It
Flung Poo Panda
Violet - May 24, 2011 | 11:57 pm · Link
The Kids are All Fucked Up
Ronald - May 24, 2011 | 11:57 pm · Link
Being There
Failin’ Palin
High School Musical IV
The Infinitely Stupid Red Line
Dancing With the Stars: The Movie
The Mansourian Candidate
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:57 pm · Link
Birth of a Nation
4jkb4ia - May 24, 2011 | 11:58 pm · Link
That related to the last Palin thread—in Palinworld, they think they can still bring out the mythic Sarah Palin when even the Daily Caller is mocking them.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 24, 2011 | 11:58 pm · Link
Spender in the Dress
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:58 pm · Link
Oh my god I’m laughing so fucking hard at so many of these. Brainspotting! Spite Night! The Moose That Bored! The Princess Pride! Two Mewls For Sister Sarah! This shit is fucking genius.
GregB - May 24, 2011 | 11:59 pm · Link
The Devil Wears Mukluks.
Spaghetti Lee - May 24, 2011 | 11:59 pm · Link
The House of Seven Grifters
El Cid - May 24, 2011 | 11:59 pm · Link
Dumbsmoke
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:00 am · Link
How to Make An American Wilt
General Stuck - May 25, 2011 | 12:00 am · Link
Pride and Prejudice
Seanly - May 25, 2011 | 12:00 am · Link
Griftpocalypse Now
She’s a Big Stupid Idiot
Xecky Gilchrist - May 25, 2011 | 12:00 am · Link
Word Salad Days
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:01 am · Link
Problem Child 5
El Cid - May 25, 2011 | 12:01 am · Link
Swindler’s List
Snarki, child of Loki - May 25, 2011 | 12:01 am · Link
Woman on the Edge of a Psychotic Breakdown
How to Fail at Politics without Really Trying
Fauxy Lady
Todd and Sarah’s Most Excellent Fail Parade
Killer Clowns from Outer Alaska
Plan 9 from GOP HQ
Attack of the 50-IQ-point Woman
Sarah Palin: A Wild and Crazy Chick
Tard Dreck V: The Search for Palin’s Brain
Anya - May 25, 2011 | 12:01 am · Link
From Here to Wingnuttia
danimal - May 25, 2011 | 12:01 am · Link
Juneau II: Post Partum
That one’s for Sully
BruinKid - May 25, 2011 | 12:02 am · Link
Alaska Shrugged
Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels
Grifter Nation
2012: Apocalypse Now
How To Succeed In Making Money Without Really Trying
Bye, Bye, Birdbrain
Wannabe Cowboys vs. Illegal Aliens
Violet - May 25, 2011 | 12:02 am · Link
The Treasure of Sarah Madre
Gone with the Whine
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:03 am · Link
A Bridge Too Far From Anywhere
Bridge on the Tongass Narrows
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:03 am · Link
Citizen Inane
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:03 am · Link
Goldminer’s Daughter
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:04 am · Link
Why don’t we just make this easy and call it a remake of The Grifters.
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 12:04 am · Link
@Spaghetti Lee: @Violet: @Just Some Fuckhead:
So good.
General Stuck - May 25, 2011 | 12:04 am · Link
American Booty
4jkb4ia - May 25, 2011 | 12:04 am · Link
The Mysteries of Alaska
The Amazing Adventures of Sarah and Todd
Ms. Palin Visits Juneau Part-Time, Takes Housing Allowance
I Was Born In A Small Town
(used to daydream in that small town, another born romantic, that’s me)
Whatever Sarah Tells You, Heed Her Voice
I Arose As A Hockey Mom In Alaska
If I Perish, I Perish
sfinny - May 25, 2011 | 12:05 am · Link
I’m just getting to the end of The Lies of Sarah Palin by Geoffrey Dunn and actually feel a little bad for the seriously deteriorating woman. But I think I’ll get over it.
My choice is Being Sarah, like Being There but with extra Alaska crazy.
Old Dan and Little Ann - May 25, 2011 | 12:05 am · Link
The Bird Cage 2: Being Sarah Palin
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:06 am · Link
Wasila Birther Mystery
(Sully would love that one)
Violet - May 25, 2011 | 12:07 am · Link
Mooseferatu
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 12:07 am · Link
@BruinKid: Crying at Sarah Palin and the Deathly Panels!
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 12:07 am · Link
This is so easy and fun, I’m going to start in 1967.
The Non-Graduate
Belle de 2008
1968
Campaign of the Living Dead
1969
Easy Grifter
The Alaskan Job
1970
Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!
1971
A Clockwork Sarah
Sarah on the Roof
1972
Last Tango in Juneau
Godmother
Deliverance II
Last House on the Right
(Somebody else can work on “Deep Throat”)
1973
Enter the Barracuda
The Way We Were (White People)
The Exorcist Failed
1974
The Alaska Chain Saw Massacre
Young Palin-stein
The Collapsing Inferno
1975
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest II
The Rocky Horror Campaign Show
The GOP and Their Dog
Death Race 2012
1976
Taxi Driver II, Sarah Cleanses New York
All the Candidate’s Family
Sarah’s Run
The Bad News Palins
That’s just a random ten years.
1973
Johnny Coelacanth - May 25, 2011 | 12:07 am · Link
Wasilla vs Mechadestroyah
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 12:08 am · Link
@Violet: Damn, Violet, you are on fire.
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:08 am · Link
Forgetting Sarah Palin
Petorado - May 25, 2011 | 12:08 am · Link
One Flew Over the Alaska Nest
Easy Liar
Kindergarten Governor
First Dude, Where’s My Vice Presidency?
The Wo-Manchurian Candidate
Moscow on the Yukon
The Party Machinist
Stranger than Pulp Fiction
Silence of the Moose
Not-so-brave Heart
Eternal Sunshine of the Right Wing Mind
Raging Bull-sh*t
Inglourious B*tches
What can I say? The bad puns they write themselves.
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:09 am · Link
C.H.U.D. III
MoeLarryAndJesus - May 25, 2011 | 12:09 am · Link
Mrs. Doubtevolution
Witless
The Sound Of Moose Sick
Right Behind
Birthbusters
jrg - May 25, 2011 | 12:10 am · Link
How to lose a job in 10 days.
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:10 am · Link
The Wench Connection
Martin - May 25, 2011 | 12:10 am · Link
Limiting myself to Clint movies:
Two Years for Sister Sarah
A Fistful of Dollars
The Dead Panel
Any Which Way You Can
White Hunter Black Soçialist
The Rookie
Escape from Wasilla
Absolute Power
Wingnut Ridge
Million Dollar Baby
Tea Party in the Garden of Good and Evil
Crusty Dem - May 25, 2011 | 12:11 am · Link
Casablumpkin
The Electric Grandmother
965 Days
GregB - May 25, 2011 | 12:11 am · Link
Dopeys Choice.
Spaghetti Lee - May 25, 2011 | 12:11 am · Link
@Carl Nyberg: @Petorado: @Martin:
I bow out of respect.
jrg - May 25, 2011 | 12:12 am · Link
John McCain’s a Series of Unfortunate Events.
Doug Mataconis - May 25, 2011 | 12:12 am · Link
Clueless
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:13 am · Link
@Doug Mataconis: Nice :)
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:13 am · Link
Once Upon a Time in the Vexed.
The UnProfessional
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:14 am · Link
@jrg:
lolz
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:14 am · Link
The Magnificent Sarah
danimal - May 25, 2011 | 12:15 am · Link
The Deadliest Wretch
4jkb4ia - May 25, 2011 | 12:15 am · Link
@Xecky Gilchrist:
2 thumbs up.
Suffern ACE - May 25, 2011 | 12:15 am · Link
“Free Tickets & Our Air Conditioner is Working”
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:15 am · Link
Starburst Wars
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:16 am · Link
Lyin’ in Winter
Joseph Nobles - May 25, 2011 | 12:16 am · Link
The Wonderful Grifter of AZ
piratedan - May 25, 2011 | 12:16 am · Link
Is Phoenix Burning?
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:17 am · Link
S*H*I*T
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 12:17 am · Link
@danimal: @Omnes Omnibus: @jrg:
Niiiice.
piratedan - May 25, 2011 | 12:17 am · Link
@Martin: you forgot…
Heartbreak Bridge
Paul - May 25, 2011 | 12:18 am · Link
The Brain Dead Zone.
cbear - May 25, 2011 | 12:18 am · Link
The Palin in Needle Park
Spaghetti Lee - May 25, 2011 | 12:18 am · Link
Ah, but what if the movie is such a raging success it gets turned into a TV Show? I suggest “Two And a Half Neurons”, “The Biggest Electoral Loser”, or “Survivor: Joe McGinnis’ Backyard.”
El Cid - May 25, 2011 | 12:19 am · Link
Paligula
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:19 am · Link
Mommy Palin’s Life of Quit’n
Lars Olsson - May 25, 2011 | 12:20 am · Link
Mama Grizzly Addams Family Values
...now I try to be amused - May 25, 2011 | 12:20 am · Link
@El Cid:
Yes! You have a Kenai for puns.
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:20 am · Link
@piratedan: That’s Pawlenty’s movie.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:21 am · Link
This one:
Mrs. Doubtful
Wag - May 25, 2011 | 12:21 am · Link
Star Whores Trilogy:
A New Nope
The Evil Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Obami (just to keep in mind what will happen on the off chance she does get the nomination)
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 12:22 am · Link
Star Bursts Episode 1 : The Phantom Nuisance
Star Bursts Episode 2 : Attack of the Clueless
Star Bursts Episode 3 : Revenge of the Stupid
Star Bursts Episode 4 : A New Imbecile
Star Bursts Episode 5 : The Idiot Strikes Back
Star Bursts Episode 6 : Return of the Moron
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:22 am · Link
Lady Is The Tramp
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:23 am · Link
The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:23 am · Link
@piratedan:
And Unforgiven
jrg - May 25, 2011 | 12:24 am · Link
Meet Joe the Plumber
Old Dan and Little Ann - May 25, 2011 | 12:25 am · Link
Driving Miss Crazy
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:26 am · Link
Squirmish
jrg - May 25, 2011 | 12:26 am · Link
There Will be Blood Libel.
cbear - May 25, 2011 | 12:26 am · Link
Night of the Living Douchebag.
A Nightmare on Your Street.
Violet - May 25, 2011 | 12:26 am · Link
From the article:
Perhaps “The Unelected” would be more appropriate?
60th Street - May 25, 2011 | 12:26 am · Link
The Insanitarium of Quitter Dumbassus
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:27 am · Link
The Greatest Story Ever Sold
Buffalodavid - May 25, 2011 | 12:27 am · Link
“My Struggle”. What? Too subtle?
cbear - May 25, 2011 | 12:28 am · Link
@jrg: excellent.
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:28 am · Link
@Omnes Omnibus:
The Lyin’ Queen
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:29 am · Link
Nailin’ Palin (or has that already been used?)
handy - May 25, 2011 | 12:29 am · Link
Lipsticks On A Pig
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:29 am · Link
Retardicus
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:29 am · Link
North By Nordstroms
Martin - May 25, 2011 | 12:30 am · Link
Best Pictures:
All Quiet on the Wingnut Front
Mutiny on the Campaign
The Moose Hunter
You Can Take It With You
The Greatest Show on Earth
Out of Alaska
The Last Emperor
The Silence of the Media
Unforgiven
No Country for Black Men
Trailerpark Millionaire
The Hurt Locker
Rain Woman
Titanic
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 12:30 am · Link
@Dave:
The Half Monty@Montysano: Citizen Vain@doshaburi: Two Mewls For Sister Sarah@Violet: Governor Interrupted@El Cid: The Aleutianist@Q.Q. Moar: The Scum Also Rises@El Cid: Raging Bullshit@rob!: How to Succeed in Conservatism Without Really Trying @Johnny Coelacanth: Flung Foo Panda@GregB: The Devil Wear Mukluks@El Cid: Swindler’s List@Snarki, child of Loki: Woman on the Edge of a Psychotic Breakdown, Attack of the 50-IQ-point Woman@danimal: Juneau II: Post Partum@BruinKid: Alaska Shrugged@Comrade Luke: Citizen Inane@Comrade Luke: Forgetting Sarah Palin@Petorado: One Flew Over the Alaska Nest,
Easy Liar, Silence of the Moose, Eternal Sunshine of the Right Wing Mind,
Inglourious B*tches @MoeLarryAndJesus: Witless@Martin: Escape from Wasilla
This is the most fun I can remember having in a blog thread with my pants on.
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 12:31 am · Link
Razing Arizona
Paul - May 25, 2011 | 12:31 am · Link
Full Metal Jackass.
Ed Drone - May 25, 2011 | 12:31 am · Link
Gone with the Mind
Little Miss Barking
Wasilla’s All I Saw (the Palindrone)
Blunderball
The Wholly Babble
Maybe I’ll think of some more, later.
Ed
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 12:31 am · Link
The comments posted on that article are pure comedic gold. Hey Doug J, I mean Reality Check, you can mine diamonds from that motherlode that will give you troll-fu powers beyond belief.
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:31 am · Link
Vanity Fair
Andre - May 25, 2011 | 12:32 am · Link
Sister Racked
Sister Racked II: Back in the Habitat
Citizen_X - May 25, 2011 | 12:33 am · Link
Ishtard
Grizzly Madams
Martin - May 25, 2011 | 12:33 am · Link
@piratedan: Oh, I had to stop somewhere.
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 12:33 am · Link
I don’t have a funny title, but I hear dueling banjos playing.
danimal - May 25, 2011 | 12:33 am · Link
@Ed Drone: Extra points for the Palin-drone. Bravo!
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:34 am · Link
The Alaskan Queen
Citizen_X - May 25, 2011 | 12:34 am · Link
Wasilla, The Wrath of God
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:34 am · Link
Grizzly Madam
Gentlemen Prefer Morons
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 12:35 am · Link
The Palin Mutiny
Martin - May 25, 2011 | 12:35 am · Link
@Ed Drone:
Brilliant
Tim Ferg - May 25, 2011 | 12:36 am · Link
17 and Pregnant: A Mother’s view.
pepper - May 25, 2011 | 12:36 am · Link
The Bridge to Nowhere
TOP123 - May 25, 2011 | 12:37 am · Link
Tea Agony and Tea Ecstasy
maryQ - May 25, 2011 | 12:37 am · Link
Star Whores
Serial Mom, also II
When Scary Met Sultry
Water for Elephants, also II
Dazed and Confused, also II
President Evil:Apocalypse
60th Street - May 25, 2011 | 12:38 am · Link
Re-Fudiator
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:38 am · Link
Inarticulate Proposal
4jkb4ia - May 25, 2011 | 12:38 am · Link
Field of Republican Dreams
Field of Republican Illusions
Another Michael Chabon ripoff: Populists of the Road
Morbo - May 25, 2011 | 12:38 am · Link
Children of the Corny
AnotherBruce - May 25, 2011 | 12:39 am · Link
For a Few Dollars More.
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:40 am · Link
Petty Baby
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 12:40 am · Link
Sarahnormal Activity
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:40 am · Link
The Woman Who Knew Too Little
Falling Up
The People vs. Sarah Palin
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:40 am · Link
On a Clear Day You Can See Russia
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 12:40 am · Link
Hot Tub Time Kaching!
Comrade Luke - May 25, 2011 | 12:41 am · Link
The Lyin’, The Bitch and the Million Dollar Wardrobe
Violet - May 25, 2011 | 12:42 am · Link
High Plains Grifter
MoeLarryAndJesus - May 25, 2011 | 12:42 am · Link
Did anyone post this one yet?
Driving Miss Crazy
Or:
The Legend Of Teabagger Rants
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 12:43 am · Link
Easy A-hole
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 12:43 am · Link
The Wizard Of Ahhhhhhhhshits
Palooza - May 25, 2011 | 12:43 am · Link
Weird Intelligent Design
Petorado - May 25, 2011 | 12:44 am · Link
Requiem for a Scheme
From Here to Paternity
Way North by Northwest
McCain’s List
The Unusual Suspects
Crouching Palin, Hidden Dragonlady
C*A*S*H
Jewish Steel - May 25, 2011 | 12:44 am · Link
The soundtrack?
Also Too Sarathustra.
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:45 am · Link
Mother, Uggs & Greed
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:45 am · Link
Unforgiven.
Obamer Framed Roger Rabbit(Cavuto Mark)
The Maladjustment Bureau
Spaced Invaders
The Fruit Fly
The Sociopath Network
Firing Super Troopers
Bristol’s Millions
Four Photo Ops and a Turkey Slaying.
Eight Mooseheads in a Duffelbag
Planes, Wagons, and Snowmobiles
Indecent Proposal
Don’t tell Sarah, Another Daughter’s Pregnant!
Camp Nowhere
Bristol Getting Buried
Slumwolf Millionaire
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Wink Wink
Extremely LOW Fidelity
Burst Sarah Burst
In the Mood for Gov
“Training
DayFuck, better make that a coupla years”The Assassination of Sarah Palin by the Coward Katie C.
The Incurious Case of Sarah Snowbilly
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 12:46 am · Link
Das (Nieman Marcus) Boots
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:47 am · Link
Wingnuts of Desire
The Cabinet of Dr. Call at 3am
Snow White and the Seven Doofs
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:48 am · Link
(Clubbing) The Seventh Seal
4jkb4ia - May 25, 2011 | 12:48 am · Link
Maverick Fever Pitch
BREAKING : Kevin Biecza (sp?) sends Vancouver to Stanley Cup in 2nd OT. Pandemonium on radio.
Andre - May 25, 2011 | 12:49 am · Link
@AnotherBruce:
Thread over.
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 12:49 am · Link
Is it possible there’s a short film or You Tube video in just listing all the possible titles?
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:49 am · Link
True Bint
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 12:51 am · Link
How To Train Your Dragon Lady
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:52 am · Link
How Green Was My Money
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 12:52 am · Link
Despicable Her
Omnes Omnibus - May 25, 2011 | 12:52 am · Link
Ingrate Expectations
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:52 am · Link
Idiocracy
MattR - May 25, 2011 | 12:52 am · Link
@Carl Nyberg: We need to trademark all these before Jon Stewart steals them for his show.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:53 am · Link
The Return of the Pissed Panther
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:54 am · Link
Honey, I Exploited the Kids!
Larime the Gimp - May 25, 2011 | 12:54 am · Link
The Unbearable Whiteness Of Being
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 12:54 am · Link
The Grating Voice Of Wrath
Spaghetti Lee - May 25, 2011 | 12:54 am · Link
@Jennifer: @freelancer:
(applause)
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:55 am · Link
The Gold Rush
Into the Weird
Grizzly Woman
Six Days, Seven Nights (then I quit)
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:56 am · Link
The Mosquito Coast-ing
Violet - May 25, 2011 | 12:56 am · Link
The Governor Who Wasn’t There
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 12:56 am · Link
Miracle on MeTH Street
Nemo_N - May 25, 2011 | 12:56 am · Link
Conception
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 12:57 am · Link
On Golden Pand(ering)
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 12:57 am · Link
@Carl Nyberg:
I don’t think it’s going to be short.
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 12:58 am · Link
As long as the comedian or talk show host mentions Balloon Juice, I’m ok with my stuff being used.
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:58 am · Link
Serenity, NOW!
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 12:59 am · Link
Blood Simple-minded
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 12:59 am · Link
From Here to Insanity
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 1:00 am · Link
The Kook Who Sat By the Door
AnotherBruce - May 25, 2011 | 1:00 am · Link
The Fall of the House of Musher.
Mark S. - May 25, 2011 | 1:01 am · Link
Man, late to this but there have been a lot of good ones.
Triumph of the Shill
Cliff - May 25, 2011 | 1:01 am · Link
Have Some More Num Nums You Fat Teabagging Sacks Of Shit
or
How I Learned To Sit Still While Sarah Palin Robbed My Dumb Ass Blind
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:01 am · Link
Trigger Mom
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:01 am · Link
2012: A Specious Oddity
robertdsc-PowerBook - May 25, 2011 | 1:01 am · Link
ASarahlypse Now.
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 1:01 am · Link
Sarah Palin: Never Say Never (In 3D!)
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 1:03 am · Link
Sarah and Todd Do America
A Whiner Runs Through It
Midnight Quitter
From Wasilla With Love
Dr. Griftlove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Apocalypse
The Bad News Mama Bears
Calouste - May 25, 2011 | 1:03 am · Link
@MoeLarryAndJesus:
Brainspotting FTW.
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:03 am · Link
Last House on the Ultra-Right
The Human Conservapede (Half-Term Sequence)
Look Who’s Screeching, Also too
ETA: 3 Days of the Chickenhawk
Sullivan’s Travails
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:04 am · Link
To Mock a Birdkilling
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 1:04 am · Link
My Left Foot (Is In My Mouth Also, Too)
TuiMel - May 25, 2011 | 1:04 am · Link
@Martin:
What? No “High Pains Grifter”?
Atto Buoy - May 25, 2011 | 1:05 am · Link
The Whole Four-and-a-Half Yards.
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:05 am · Link
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombie Lies!!?
FlipYrWhig - May 25, 2011 | 1:06 am · Link
Ice Station C-Bra
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 1:06 am · Link
The Graduate (Finally!)
bcinaz - May 25, 2011 | 1:07 am · Link
The Ice Queen Cometh
No Hope No Change: The Sarah Palin Story.
Nutella - May 25, 2011 | 1:08 am · Link
The plot of the movie sounds a lot like the Atlantic story on the tragedy of Sarah Palin.
Coincidence? I think not.
MikeJ - May 25, 2011 | 1:08 am · Link
The Snow Machine Thief
Les Quatre Cent Enfants
The Discreet Charm of the Snowbillies
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:08 am · Link
The stupid, the stupid, and the stupid. Did I mention stupid?
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 1:08 am · Link
Sexy Beast.
Paris, Texas, Alaska.
Fancy Pageant Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie.
UncertaintyVicePrincipal - May 25, 2011 | 1:08 am · Link
Atlas Ignored
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 1:08 am · Link
Titanic
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 1:09 am · Link
Chariots of Bile
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 1:09 am · Link
@Spaghetti Lee: This was the early winner.
LOL, I must say.
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:09 am · Link
They Shoot Wolves, Don’t They?
GregB - May 25, 2011 | 1:10 am · Link
Jackass 4.
maryQ - May 25, 2011 | 1:10 am · Link
The Reality Based Community Bites
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:10 am · Link
3 Days of the CONdor.
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:10 am · Link
@freelancer:
I just added this late. Can I just tell you how proud I am of this one? I’m still cracking up.
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:10 am · Link
Coffee, Tea, and Pay Me
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 1:11 am · Link
The Right Bluff
Alaska Family Robbing Soon
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:12 am · Link
They Dyed With Thigh Boots On
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:12 am · Link
The Mighty Morphin’ Power Seekers: The Movie
MoeLarryAndJesus - May 25, 2011 | 1:12 am · Link
M*U*S*H
I’m very happy with that one.
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:12 am · Link
Alaskan History Ex
Saving Private Enterprise
The Departed
The Moose Hunter
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 1:12 am · Link
Fun With Levi’s Dick, & Jane.
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 1:12 am · Link
Nanookie of the North
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 1:13 am · Link
@Just Some Fuckhead: That works on so many levels. I drink to that.
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:13 am · Link
The Grifters
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:14 am · Link
Sarah n Dipity.
UncertaintyVicePrincipal - May 25, 2011 | 1:15 am · Link
From Here Halfway to Eternity
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 1:15 am · Link
This is the funniest thread since the last time Cole hurt himself while naked.
Cole, any chance you could go streaking or buy a slip’n slide?
Atto Buoy - May 25, 2011 | 1:15 am · Link
Throw Sarah From the Train
Que Sarah, Sarah.
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:17 am · Link
The Hunt for Red Manolos
Quit the Right Thing
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:17 am · Link
@freelancer:
I thought that one was about Multiple Choice Mitt. How about:
Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest: The Sarah Palin Story
Can't Be Bothered - May 25, 2011 | 1:17 am · Link
Two words. Shit Sandwich. nah, but here’s some Coen puns.
Brain Simple
Burying Alaska
Bimbo Fink
The Sucker Proxy
O Governor, Where Art Thou?
The Governor Who Wasn’t There
Intolerable Cruelty (hey it just fit)
The Countrykillers
No Country For Newspaper Reading
Burn After Watching
A Serious Joke
Finally….
True Shit
AnotherBruce - May 25, 2011 | 1:18 am · Link
Profiles in Couric
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:18 am · Link
No title in this post, but please let this movie play as a double feature with Charlie Sheen’s “Winning”.
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 1:18 am · Link
1977
A Bridge Too Stupid
Close Encounters of the Worst Kind
Campaign Season Fever
1978
Animal Spouse
The Moose Hunter
1979
Mad Sarah to the Max
Palin vs. Palin
Paligula (El Cid)
1980
Raging Bullshit (El Cid)
1981
Escape From Wasilla (Martin)
The Evil (not quite) Dead
1982
Fast Times at Wasilla High
1983
Twilight Zone: the Documentary
1984
Once Upon a Time in Alaska
Grift Busters
1985
Back to the Past
1986
Sarah Palin’s Day Off
MikeJ - May 25, 2011 | 1:18 am · Link
@BGinCHI: Damned east coasters starting the good threads while normal people are still out to dinner.
The sole was delicious. by the way.
cbear - May 25, 2011 | 1:18 am · Link
Where Vultures Dare.
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:19 am · Link
Dazing Arizona
Gracie - May 25, 2011 | 1:19 am · Link
Sarah and Sarah and Sarah and Todd
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:20 am · Link
Sarah Palin and the Half Term of Doom
Scent of A Moron
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:20 am · Link
Patriot Lames
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 am · Link
Good Moose Hunting
The Hustler
Ija - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 am · Link
Shouldn’t this be considered campaign contribution, since the purpose of the movie is for her presidential run? I thought there is a limit to individual contribution.
Isn’t this just so ….. tacky? Getting someone to make a movie about you? The fact that Palin did the approaching first, not the other way around. They could have at least pretended Bannon had the idea on his own. This is just self-promotion on the level of Paris Hilton. Not surprising from Palin, of course, but to be so blatant about it … ughhh.
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:21 am · Link
The Last Temptation of Todd
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:22 am · Link
Racky (starring Appalling Greed)
UncertaintyVicePrincipal - May 25, 2011 | 1:22 am · Link
The Lying Game
Larime the Gimp - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 am · Link
Children of a Lesser Todd
cckids - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 am · Link
@Jennifer:
I was just waiting for this one. Not a pun, but perfectly descriptive!
Gracie - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 am · Link
They Kill Wolves and Moose and Bears and Fish, Don’t They?
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 am · Link
Cabezablanca
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 am · Link
@MikeJ: That delicate white fish is just so not-Sarah. Maybe with a little buckshot or pre-chewed by a Wolverine.
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:24 am · Link
The Sith Sense
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:24 am · Link
White Shadows In The South Lawn
Carl Nyberg - May 25, 2011 | 1:26 am · Link
Ice Grifter Cometh
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:27 am · Link
Sarah: Cultural Learnings of Alaska for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
Half Term for Grifter Sarah
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:28 am · Link
The Invisible Governor
Just Some Fuckhead - May 25, 2011 | 1:29 am · Link
The Sense of the Lambs
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:30 am · Link
The American Press-Is-Dense
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 am · Link
Honey, I Sold The Kids.
The Dangerman - May 25, 2011 | 1:33 am · Link
The Woman That Knew Too Little
Last One:
The Greatest Snowjob On Earth
Mark S. - May 25, 2011 | 1:37 am · Link
AK Confidential
Mommie Dearest
Lost in Transcription
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 1:37 am · Link
Palinder, The Quirkening.
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:38 am · Link
Run Dumb, Dumber… I Don’t Understand
BR - May 25, 2011 | 1:39 am · Link
The Adventures of Rocky and Mooselini.
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:40 am · Link
The Great Village Potemkin
Fantasia 2012
AnotherBruce - May 25, 2011 | 1:41 am · Link
True Grift.
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:45 am · Link
A Clockwork Sarah
Roger Moore - May 25, 2011 | 1:46 am · Link
Sarah and Me
gnomedad - May 25, 2011 | 1:47 am · Link
Take the Money and Run
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:47 am · Link
I Now Pronounce You Todd & Fucktard
zapoli - May 25, 2011 | 1:48 am · Link
They Shoot Wolves from Helicopters, Don’t They?
The Handmaid’s Fail.
Triumph of the Shrill.
The Year of Living Ludicrously.
Birdbrain of Anchorage.
Vapid Fire.
One Thick Phony.
handy - May 25, 2011 | 1:50 am · Link
@freelancer:
Ha! Best one yet.
DonnaInMichigan - May 25, 2011 | 1:51 am · Link
The Wasilla Hillbillies…
Here is their theme song…
Come and listen to a story about a family named Palin
A poor fisher-family, barely kept their family fed,
Then one day she was shootin at some moose,
She decided to become a city council woman
Mayor that is, Governor, Quitter.
Well the first thing you know their a multi-millionaire,
Kinfolk said “Hey move away from here”
Said “Lower 48” is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and moved to Arizon-i-e.
Desert, that is. Cactus, McCain.
Well now its time to say good bye to Todd, Sarah and the kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You’re all invited back a gain to this locality
Make sure you write your check out, for their hospitality
Wasilla-billy that is. Set a spell, watch Mexico.
Y’all come back now, y’hear?.
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 1:52 am · Link
“To Roger Ailes,
Thanks for Everything
Idiot Newmar!”
gnomedad - May 25, 2011 | 1:57 am · Link
The Half-Term Princess
Jebediah - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 am · Link
The Lord of the Dingbats.
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 am · Link
Frankenhooker
Villago Delenda Est - May 25, 2011 | 1:59 am · Link
The Failin’ of the Palin Empire.
handy - May 25, 2011 | 2:02 am · Link
The Grifter and the Snowbilly
Julie - May 25, 2011 | 2:03 am · Link
Clueless
Nate Dawg - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 am · Link
Desperately Seeking a Bruisin’
Monster’s Fall
Lonesome Gov
MoeLarryAndJesus - May 25, 2011 | 2:06 am · Link
Batsh*t Begins
Batsh*t Returns
Batsh*t Forever
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 2:08 am · Link
@MoeLarryAndJesus:
The Dark Newb Rises
freelancer - May 25, 2011 | 2:15 am · Link
@Jennifer:
Erm, I don’t know if you know this, but that’s actually an actual movie. I remember it from my youth when I discovered what Skinemax was. Oh the risqué of big tit softcore B-movies when you were nine years old.
Cat Lady - May 25, 2011 | 2:17 am · Link
@MoeLarryAndJesus:
C*A*S*H* works, also too. Double featured with Gone With The Palins.
Nate Dawg - May 25, 2011 | 2:17 am · Link
Auntie Lame
piratedan - May 25, 2011 | 2:18 am · Link
The Flim Flam Ma’am
Joseph Nobles - May 25, 2011 | 2:25 am · Link
The Passion of the Palin
Richard W. Crews - May 25, 2011 | 2:27 am · Link
PILF!
Phoebe - May 25, 2011 | 2:39 am · Link
@Anya: “Bannon intends to premiere the film in Iowa late next month before expanding the release to New Hampshire, South Carolina, and Nevada.”
Obviously symbolic, but it could be just a tease to keep the
interest/moneyattention coming in.L. Ron Obama - May 25, 2011 | 2:45 am · Link
Wet Dreams May Come (The Rich Lowry Story)
Kevin - May 25, 2011 | 2:49 am · Link
Kung Fool Sarah.
amk - May 25, 2011 | 3:28 am · Link
palindrama.
hope the fucking mittens’ oppo research is up to the job.
slowhand - May 25, 2011 | 3:35 am · Link
Lipstick on a Pig
Kevin A. - May 25, 2011 | 3:43 am · Link
Close Encounters of a Closed Mind
Roger Ailes and Me
2012: A Space Cadet’s Odyssey
The Jerk II
True Quit
amk - May 25, 2011 | 3:50 am · Link
sarah services washington
amk - May 25, 2011 | 3:54 am · Link
que sarah sarah
Valdivia - May 25, 2011 | 4:11 am · Link
This is the funniest thread evah!
Johnny Coelacanth - May 25, 2011 | 4:20 am · Link
I’d like to amend my previous suggestion to “Flung Poo Pander.”
Tom Johnson - May 25, 2011 | 4:23 am · Link
All Quiet On the Frontal Lobe.
Death Panel Truck - May 25, 2011 | 4:49 am · Link
Free Popcorn and Pepsi.
Also Too: Electric Boogaloo | Poison Your Mind - May 25, 2011 | 6:02 am · Link
[...] title stolen from this Balloon Juice thread that’s full of suggestions. I couldn’t in good conscience steal this one, because Ed [...]
Frederick Rhine - May 25, 2011 | 6:19 am · Link
Birther of a Nation
Camchuck - May 25, 2011 | 6:33 am · Link
Fahrenheit All of Them
Joseph Nobles - May 25, 2011 | 6:40 am · Link
Sarah Palin: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Odie Hugh Manatee - May 25, 2011 | 6:50 am · Link
I’ve just about collapsed LMAO at this thread, kudos to all!
My late entries:
Snowgirls (Can’t leave out Bristol!)
Plan 9 from Alaska
Snark Attack 3: Megalomaniac
Ishtard
Mommie Dearest 2
Killer Klown from Lower Alaska
Attack of the Stupid Bimbo
SFAW - May 25, 2011 | 6:57 am · Link
2012: Dope-ocalypse
Dope-oclaypse Now
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 7:11 am · Link
Guess Who’s Coming To Zing Her
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 7:14 am · Link
They Call Me Sister Fibs
DPirate - May 25, 2011 | 7:22 am · Link
Heading for Mexico – Like The Rest Of The Country.
Benjamin Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 7:27 am · Link
Oh man, I’ve got to get in on this:
Northern Overexposure
Babbling On 5
The Wasilla Snowbillies
Lost In Translation 2
This Is Banal Crap
The Unbearable Denseness Of Being Sarah Palin
(Alaskan) Independence Day
Iron Head
The Incredible Sulk
The X-Gov Files: Fight Her Future
Planes, Trains, and Snowmobiles
The (Eventual) Graduate
Sarah & Todd’s Bogus Journey
Weird (Political) Science
Special musical tribute:
Fools On Parade
Night Of The Living Methheads
It Would Take A Nation Of Idiots (To Have Her Back)
She Watch Channel Zero 2
Stupid Girl
Bar-B (Que) Girl
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 7:27 am · Link
Fantastic Coinage
kay - May 25, 2011 | 7:37 am · Link
So is she running? Or are they just toying with me here?
I think she should, absolutely and immediately, start running for president. I think that’s a great idea:)
Rihilism - May 25, 2011 | 7:40 am · Link
BTW, funnest thread ever! Kudos to all.
bjacques - May 25, 2011 | 7:45 am · Link
Runaway Trainwreck
60th Street - May 25, 2011 | 7:46 am · Link
The Iquitarod
Rommie - May 25, 2011 | 8:02 am · Link
Tina Fey’s 401K
Benjamin Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 8:04 am · Link
The Legend Of Zero
Quitzilla: Queen Of The Grifters
Cheat Prey Hate
The Grizzly In Winter
Burn Before Seeing
Breakfast At Bloomingdales
Failed Rider
The Bridge of ?
Every Which Way But Lose
Thunderdolt and Lightheaded
Play Ditzy For Me
Fester Addams - May 25, 2011 | 8:07 am · Link
Anyone got “Grand Delusion” yet?
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 8:10 am · Link
ishtard
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 8:11 am · Link
the big shill
60th Street - May 25, 2011 | 8:14 am · Link
The Trite Stuff
Benjamin Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 8:15 am · Link
Of Moose and Morons
Never Let Me Run
Quantum of So What
Despicable She
Benjamin Cisco - May 25, 2011 | 8:19 am · Link
McQuitlock!
Where The Dumb Things Are
Billy - May 25, 2011 | 8:20 am · Link
I Botox?
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 8:23 am · Link
special edtv
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 8:29 am · Link
call of the vile
white pang
road to myopia
tominwv - May 25, 2011 | 8:33 am · Link
La Belle du Journal
Jamey: Bike Commuter of the Gods - May 25, 2011 | 8:47 am · Link
Is The Grifters already taken?
How ‘bout
The Running Ma’am
TelPrompter I Love Her
Hand in Gov
Kindergarten Candidate
Citizen Lame
boss bitch - May 25, 2011 | 8:48 am · Link
1001 Damn Lies
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 8:55 am · Link
Night of the Caribou Barbies
Revenge of the Stepford Wives
Jesus Take the Wheel
The Taking of the White House, 1 2 3
I’m pretty sure this means she is running. She is cunning, and waited patiently for the attrition of the “reasonable” candidates after Rove and the elites came out against her.
four reasons:
1. revenge on the old white guys like Krauthammer and Rove that used her brutally right up to the midterms and then tried to shove her under the bus..
2. she thinks she can win—dementia praecox and low math skills
3. she has to run in 2012—in 2016 she will be post-menopausal and her base (old white guys) will be smaller while her anti-base will be larger (youth, minorities, and women) will be larger.
4. She hears voices in her head.
The tell-all book coming out is going to inflame her revenge gland and her persecution complex, give her a tonne of free publicity, and her base will believe none of it.
Sarah is going to be the last man standing, lool.
Maybe that means sharing a ticket with Romney or Pawlenty, who can say?
The WH is her goal.
daize - May 25, 2011 | 8:57 am · Link
@Camchuck: Awesome.
ppcli - May 25, 2011 | 9:05 am · Link
@Buffalodavid: As long as it has German subtitles, it’ll work.
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 9:07 am · Link
She will enter the race at the point she needs to get on the ballot in Iowa.
Then she can present the conservative elite with a fait accompli, and demand a spot on the ticket while threatening a 3rd party or an independent run.
Then strap your bigselves in, its going to be a wild ride.
keestadoll - May 25, 2011 | 9:07 am · Link
@rob!: LOLOLOLOLOL
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 9:10 am · Link
the unbearable lightness of briefing.
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 9:13 am · Link
the mongolian candidate
El Cid - May 25, 2011 | 9:34 am · Link
This shit is fucking awesome.
We need to have some roundup, votes, categories or something. Alphabetical.
Some of you little people get on that. I’ll check back in.
nowhereman - May 25, 2011 | 9:36 am · Link
Atlas Shrieked
60th Street - May 25, 2011 | 9:43 am · Link
FAIL-E
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 9:43 am · Link
To Shill a Mocking Turd
Pink Snapdragon - May 25, 2011 | 9:51 am · Link
@Omnes Omnibus: Awesome
Dan - May 25, 2011 | 9:52 am · Link
Dumb & Dumber III; the Dumberest
John PM - May 25, 2011 | 9:55 am · Link
On a Clear Day You Can See Russia.
The Lincoln Liar.
The Leftover:Part 2
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 9:58 am · Link
12 Million Angry White Men
pk - May 25, 2011 | 9:58 am · Link
How do you make a 2hr movie with only 1 million dollars?
Jennifer - May 25, 2011 | 10:02 am · Link
Mrs. Stupid Goes to Washington
Gracie - May 25, 2011 | 10:07 am · Link
This is still going!? Fantastic. I’m loving it.
Here is my final entry:
Bawl of the Child
maya - May 25, 2011 | 10:08 am · Link
Big Miss Marker
Jurassine Park
quaint irene - May 25, 2011 | 10:16 am · Link
Most people won’t sit through a 30 second political ad without hitting the mute button, and these clowns actually expect people to watch a 2 hour commercial?
Palin’s beyond delusional.
joeyess - May 25, 2011 | 10:17 am · Link
@pk: Well, it’s really only $500k….. after you deduct Sarah’s fee and all that rot….
Paul in KY - May 25, 2011 | 10:23 am · Link
‘The Passion of the Sarah!’
Also, ‘Mrs. Doubtsanity’
NamelessGenXer - May 25, 2011 | 10:24 am · Link
@El Cid:
You asked for it… alphabetizing makes it somehow funnier.
ALT TITLES for Fuckwit Palin’s New Cinematic Grifting Scheme
My clients are really pissed off at me for ignoring them this morning, but this is more important (and fun!)
Damned at Random - May 25, 2011 | 10:27 am · Link
Chariots of Fail
Buffoon
Going My Way (it works the way it is)
Bulworth - May 25, 2011 | 10:31 am · Link
Sounds like Christmas is coming early this year.
Paul in KY - May 25, 2011 | 10:34 am · Link
@Joseph Nobles: Dammit! You already came up with my gem.
John PM - May 25, 2011 | 10:35 am · Link
The Lincoln Liar
Flame(out)!
On A Clear Day You Can See Russia
And one that I cannot believe no one has said yet…
Saracuda!
artem1s - May 25, 2011 | 10:35 am · Link
Legends of the Fail
I Deal in Fear: Record of a Living Being
Throne of Moose Blood
Stranger than Palindise
Ghost Candidate: Way of the Snowbilly Grifter
best thread ever!
Bex - May 25, 2011 | 10:35 am · Link
Wishtar: Democrats Dream of 2012.
Bulworth - May 25, 2011 | 10:38 am · Link
Sweeping Epic!!
We’re in serious trouble now. How we going to contend with that?
shortstop - May 25, 2011 | 10:46 am · Link
@quaint irene: In the church basements where this will mostly be shown, the audiences will be rapt. They’ll be so absorbed they won’t even give a thought to the jello salads, green bean-and-mushroom-soup casseroles and red velvet cakes planned for after the movie.
John Dough - May 25, 2011 | 11:01 am · Link
Team America: Fuck No
Odie Hugh Manatee - May 25, 2011 | 11:05 am · Link
The best part about this thread is that everyone is agreeing on everything but the title for the movie…lol! Almost 400 posts and everyone is laughing, not at each others throats.
There’s nothing like an uncommon idiot to unite everyone here, at least for a little while. :)
UncommonSense - May 25, 2011 | 11:06 am · Link
Nanook of the North II: This Time, It’s Personal
scandi - May 25, 2011 | 11:07 am · Link
The Devil Wears Prada Pantsuits
brantl - May 25, 2011 | 11:07 am · Link
High Plain Grifter.
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 11:09 am · Link
Sully sends John some link love.
metricpenny - May 25, 2011 | 11:10 am · Link
Let the brothas get a piece of this:
I’m Gonna Grift You Sucka
Super Sly
Graft
Trouble Woman
HG Hay - May 25, 2011 | 11:11 am · Link
A Shore Thing: The Movie
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 11:12 am · Link
@Odie Hugh Manatee: b-b-b-but pretty soon Omnes is going to show up and scold me for thinking Palin is going to run!
jus’ give it time.
rodolfo - May 25, 2011 | 11:13 am · Link
Sarah, Blame and Gall
HG Hay - May 25, 2011 | 11:14 am · Link
Or, An Offshore Thing
Hawes - May 25, 2011 | 11:15 am · Link
Snowbilly Madison
Tonybrown74 - May 25, 2011 | 11:16 am · Link
@Xecky Gilchrist:
Fixed.
ed drone - May 25, 2011 | 11:17 am · Link
@shortstop:
Sarah, not so tightly.
Ed
Han's Solo - May 25, 2011 | 11:17 am · Link
Sarah Plain and Stupid
The Big Lame-Assy
The Divine Secrets of the Alaskan Yahoo
It Came From Trailer Park 9
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater - May 25, 2011 | 11:21 am · Link
Weenie Todd
JPFrankenstein - May 25, 2011 | 11:22 am · Link
There Will Be Palin
Cat Lady - May 25, 2011 | 11:22 am · Link
@NamelessGenXer:
Awesome! Bookmarked for POTY. I’ll be dragging this out for teh lulz for years. Also too.
Larkspur - May 25, 2011 | 11:23 am · Link
@NamelessGenXer: Thanks for the handy list!
A few of my faves so far:
Burn After Watching
Free Tickets & Our Air Conditioner is Working
From Here To Inanity
High Plains Grifter
How Green Was My Money
Not-Hur
Sarahnormal Activity
Stranger than Pulp Fiction
The House of Seven Grifters
True Grift
And from jrg at #136, my top choice:
There Will be Blood Libel
Good work, everyone!
Maybe This Can Be SIFF’s Opening Night Film Next Year | One Stop News Stand - May 25, 2011 | 11:23 am · Link
[...] Clear Politics (via Balloon Juice): Shortly after Republicans swept last November to a historic victory in which Sarah Palin was [...]
IronyAbounds - May 25, 2011 | 11:24 am · Link
The Bubblehead
The Jerk
To Kill a Mocking Couric
The Vagina Diatribes
Wendy Braitman - May 25, 2011 | 11:26 am · Link
The Quitter #rightnameforPalinmovie
Bulworth - May 25, 2011 | 11:26 am · Link
You Can’t Be Undefeated When You Quit—The Ludicrous Journey Of A Media Starburst
Tonybrown74 - May 25, 2011 | 11:27 am · Link
The
SixthNon Sense.Sarah Palin whispers: “I see Russia from my house”
camchuck - May 25, 2011 | 11:35 am · Link
@NamelessGenXer:
Bravo!
Crazy Eddie - May 25, 2011 | 11:37 am · Link
“White Heat—NOT”
“Yankee Doodle Dingbat”
“Love me or I’ll Leave”
“The Public Enemy” and “Ragtime” (no changes needed here)
Full disclosure-I’m a Cagney freak.
Phoenician in a time of Romans - May 25, 2011 | 11:40 am · Link
Let’s go for just romantic movies:
– Witless in Wasila.
– Eternal Sunshine through the Spotless Mind
– Blithering Heights
– Pricey Woman
– Brainablanca
Long time lurker - May 25, 2011 | 11:40 am · Link
In the sci-fi mode
The Forbidden Palin
The Day the Country Stood Still
2000 Light Years From Smart
Sarah Palin and the Whitehouse is Doomed
Thor(rry) thith ith a bad idea
Hi ABL
owlbear1 - May 25, 2011 | 11:41 am · Link
A Grifter runs through it.
Autonomic - May 25, 2011 | 11:42 am · Link
Have Dumb, Will Travel
IronyAbounds - May 25, 2011 | 11:43 am · Link
Bitch Cassidy and the Oddly Named Kids
The Bobs - May 25, 2011 | 11:46 am · Link
Ow, my balls!
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 11:47 am · Link
The Sarah Palin Story: I Can See the Rapture from My House
NamelessGenXer - May 25, 2011 | 11:53 am · Link
@camchuck:
Just Added:
Legends of the Fail
I’m Gonna Grift You Sucka (my new personal favorite)
Sarah, Blame and Gall
To Kill a Mocking Couric
The Vagina Diatribes
Short Linkie: http://wp.me/p1wMfe-2W
PS: I am not shilling my blog because a) it’s just an idea I’m kicking around and 2) I’m only in it for the fun and destruction (of the GOOP).
Nemesis - May 25, 2011 | 11:54 am · Link
Im now convinced she is running. She can garner enormous pub and grift millions.
She wins Iowa, SC and maybe NV, then who knows.
Her “movie” could be well received. Then she will speak, voiding all the good mojo of the film.
The gop have themselves a(nother) problem.
Uncle Ebeneezer - May 25, 2011 | 11:54 am · Link
Something Wicked This Way Comes!
owlbear1 - May 25, 2011 | 11:55 am · Link
Strange Crew
AliceBlue - May 25, 2011 | 11:56 am · Link
How Green Was My Mat-Su Valley
Moscow on the Tundra
The Neiman-Marcus Project
BGinCHI - May 25, 2011 | 11:58 am · Link
@IronyAbounds: LOL.
Dale - May 25, 2011 | 12:01 pm · Link
No, but we have elk. Close enough for a half-baked Alaskan.
Nemesis - May 25, 2011 | 12:05 pm · Link
Birther of a Nation
anAlaskanAlsoII - May 25, 2011 | 12:17 pm · Link
The Woman with one Naughty Monkey Red Shoe
anAlaskanAlsoII - May 25, 2011 | 12:18 pm · Link
My unFair Lady: Sarah DoLittle
anAlaskanAlsoII - May 25, 2011 | 12:20 pm · Link
Full Pleather Jacket
anAlaskanAlsoII - May 25, 2011 | 12:21 pm · Link
The Woman with One Red Naughty Monkey Shoe
My UnFair Lady: Sarah DoLittle
Full Pleather Jacket
maven - May 25, 2011 | 12:23 pm · Link
The Palin Horror Picture Show
Hush, Hush, sweet Sarah
anAlaskanAlsoII - May 25, 2011 | 12:24 pm · Link
How to Lose a Country in 10 Days
Ghanima Atreides - May 25, 2011 | 12:26 pm · Link
@Nemesis: she may just be angling for the VP slot. If she scares Romney in the polls badly enough, he may offer it.
She is tied among likely republican primary voters with Romney in some polling, and she isnt even running yet.
this is great. its like pouring gasoline into the conservative anthill and stetting it on fire.
;)
maven - May 25, 2011 | 12:27 pm · Link
And for Sully:
What Ever Happened to Baby Trig?
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 12:54 pm · Link
Five Sleazy Pieces
Liar, Liar
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 12:55 pm · Link
The Devil Wears Prada
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 12:59 pm · Link
Gilded
White Heat
Double Indumbnity
The Greatest Story Ever Sold
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 1:04 pm · Link
Sex, Lies, and Videotape
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 1:06 pm · Link
Witless
Dumb Up the Volume
Full Mental Jacket
Once Were Governors
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 1:15 pm · Link
Wasilla! Wasilla! Wasilla!
The Abyss
Hollow-queen
The Jerk
Mission: Impossible
Get Smart
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 1:17 pm · Link
malthus shrugged.
Jay in Oregon - May 25, 2011 | 1:22 pm · Link
In Sully’s honor: From Here to Maternity
parenthetical - May 25, 2011 | 1:23 pm · Link
Lost in Translation
Hunter Gathers - May 25, 2011 | 1:29 pm · Link
By way of James Bond:
The Gov With The Golden Wink
Starbursts Are Forever
For Your Cash Only
On Her Majesty’s Simpleminded Service
Quantum Of Stupidity
You Only Grift Twice
Never Say Never Also, Too
Wasilla Is Not Enough
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 1:30 pm · Link
Palin’s Labyrinth
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
Das Boob
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
the ballad of cable rogue
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 1:32 pm · Link
Sled-dog Millionaire
Corvus - May 25, 2011 | 1:38 pm · Link
Ice Rage: The (GOP) Meltdown
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 1:46 pm · Link
Wingnuts Of Desire
The Ancient Randonneur - May 25, 2011 | 1:48 pm · Link
A Fist Full of Dollars
Ryan S - May 25, 2011 | 1:56 pm · Link
Silence of the Turkeys
Ryan S - May 25, 2011 | 1:58 pm · Link
Dumber and Plumber
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:01 pm · Link
Fall of the House of Musher
BrianTH - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
Unrefudiated.
Ryan S - May 25, 2011 | 2:05 pm · Link
@Ryan S: Ack! Shoulda been
Dumb and Plumber
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:08 pm · Link
Lie, Lie, My Darling
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:10 pm · Link
Run Loud Run Shallow
catmandoodo - May 25, 2011 | 2:12 pm · Link
The Shrilla from Wasilla
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:12 pm · Link
Erase-Her-Head
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:13 pm · Link
Heathers
Clueless
Erection
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:14 pm · Link
Dazed And Confused
Ryan S - May 25, 2011 | 2:15 pm · Link
Gangs of Wasilla
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:16 pm · Link
The Wasilla Skank Redemption
PurpleMonkeyDishwasher - May 25, 2011 | 2:18 pm · Link
The Refudiators
Cool Hand Fluke
The Truthiness
“True Quit” is my favorite so far.
Shivas - May 25, 2011 | 2:20 pm · Link
The Half-Baked Alaskan
Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal - May 25, 2011 | 2:20 pm · Link
my big fat weak vetting.
Ryan S - May 25, 2011 | 2:25 pm · Link
@Fucen Pneumatic Fuck Wrench Tarmal: Win!
Tony - May 25, 2011 | 2:34 pm · Link
There Will be Blood Libel
Irrefudiate
Ground Zero Mosque of the Red Death
Night of the Living Language
Good Drill Hunting
Mega-Snark versus Mockasaurus
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 2:35 pm · Link
Chariots of Liar
Fraud Runner
Angry Geometer - May 25, 2011 | 2:38 pm · Link
Piper Moon
Exit Through the Donation Page
Casablanca
Marc - May 25, 2011 | 2:45 pm · Link
Hm. Some good ones. All I could come up with was ‘Sarah Vain and Small’
jasper - May 25, 2011 | 2:48 pm · Link
High Plains Grifter
The Dope of Wasilla Village
dull dim and dumb.
Gringo Canoso - May 25, 2011 | 2:55 pm · Link
La Cage aux Faux
Ugly Vetting
This thread has more puns than month’s worth of British tabloid headlines…
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:03 pm · Link
Elephant Woman
jasper - May 25, 2011 | 3:03 pm · Link
@catmandoodo:
The Bungle in the Jungle
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:06 pm · Link
A Starburst Is Born
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:07 pm · Link
The Immoral Mrs. Tease
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:07 pm · Link
Mondo Brainless
jasper - May 25, 2011 | 3:09 pm · Link
Black Market Swan Dive
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:11 pm · Link
Mama Grizzly Dearest
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:16 pm · Link
The Half-Terminator
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:16 pm · Link
Sarah Does Malice
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:18 pm · Link
Pay It Backwards
Oregon Beer Snob - May 25, 2011 | 3:21 pm · Link
I went with more of a car theme:
The Slow And The Dimwitted
The Slow And The Dimwitted II: Rascal Scooter Drift
Wasilla Nights: The Ballad Of Todd & Sarah
Skanky and the Bandits
And, needing no pun:
Death Race
Halleck - May 25, 2011 | 3:24 pm · Link
Gone was the win
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:25 pm · Link
Jersey Bore
The Whining
Greedful Things
A Bridge Too Far To Nowhere
Halleck - May 25, 2011 | 3:25 pm · Link
Casablankstare
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:29 pm · Link
Nineteen Eighty-Bore
Monty Python’s Life of Lyin’
jasper - May 25, 2011 | 3:33 pm · Link
The New GOP Mavericks – War of the crooked decks, loaded dice and lying cheats.
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:34 pm · Link
Plan Whine From Outer Space
Steve M. - May 25, 2011 | 3:36 pm · Link
The Ideological Centipede (First Sequence)
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:38 pm · Link
It’s A Wonderful Lie
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:38 pm · Link
Dope
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:40 pm · Link
Brokeback Mount McKinley
Most moving quote from the film:
“I just can quit you.”
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:41 pm · Link
Valley of the Dolts
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:44 pm · Link
Wasilla Witch and the Bullshit Factory
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:45 pm · Link
Sarah, The Wrath of God
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:47 pm · Link
Starburst Mammories
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:48 pm · Link
The Woman With No Brains
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:48 pm · Link
Eternal Sunshine of the Clueless Mind
Emission Impossible
Damned at Random - May 25, 2011 | 3:49 pm · Link
One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Nest
Far from Wasilla
Goodbye Fairbanks
The Sound of Malice
Networth
The Bible and Gun Club, Too
The Bile Also Rises
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:51 pm · Link
The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:51 pm · Link
The Bungle Book
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:54 pm · Link
The Unbearable Lightness of Being a Loser
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:55 pm · Link
The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
Angry Geometer - May 25, 2011 | 3:56 pm · Link
Bring Me the Head of Barack Hussein
The (I can see) Russia House
Raising Arizona
The Battleship Poutemkin
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 3:56 pm · Link
The Todd Squad
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 3:58 pm · Link
Sarah Palin vs. the World
Angry Geometer - May 25, 2011 | 4:01 pm · Link
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Democrap Islamofascism
(No fucking) Clue
The Talented Mr. The Plumber
Grifter Act II
The Human Stain
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 4:05 pm · Link
The Non-Reader
Angry Geometer - May 25, 2011 | 4:06 pm · Link
Hoveround Midnight
The Jazzy Singer
The Raskulls
Chair Force One
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 4:06 pm · Link
The Worst of Everything
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 4:08 pm · Link
Event Borizon
Some Guy - May 25, 2011 | 4:09 pm · Link
Sarah and Lou Sleaze
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 4:10 pm · Link
Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
Damned at Random - May 25, 2011 | 4:12 pm · Link
To Have and Have More
The McCain Mutiny
Lies Actually
Tweet, Tweet, Sweet Palin
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 4:22 pm · Link
The Tapes of Wrath
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 4:23 pm · Link
The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 4:24 pm · Link
Long Con Sarah
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 4:24 pm · Link
Rebel Without A Clue
G - May 25, 2011 | 4:25 pm · Link
Mein Kampf 2011
indy_girl - May 25, 2011 | 4:28 pm · Link
SpongeSarah SquarePillow
Faked Birth of a Nation
Whatever Happened to CBJ?
TRinIA - May 25, 2011 | 4:34 pm · Link
All I can say is these are hilarious!
Judes - May 25, 2011 | 4:37 pm · Link
These are so funny!
Madwoman - May 25, 2011 | 4:39 pm · Link
Surprised not to see this real title yet:
She’s Gotta Have It
Anathem - May 25, 2011 | 4:40 pm · Link
The Devil in Mrs. Palin
HelenNPN - May 25, 2011 | 4:41 pm · Link
“Mein Kampf, Also Too”
Jay Moyer - May 25, 2011 | 4:43 pm · Link
I Can See the White-house from Here
Obamination’s Comin
Our Nation is Ready for Cross-hairs
Uncle Sam Wants ME!
Fancy Pageant Walkin? You-betcha!
Mrs. Piggy Gets Lipstick
Fire in the Belly
DrewM - May 25, 2011 | 4:58 pm · Link
Palin by Comparison
Wanli - May 25, 2011 | 5:21 pm · Link
Cruel Runnings
The life of blathers
kster - May 25, 2011 | 5:53 pm · Link
As I am sure they are going to re-whitewash the whole Trig birth story for the nth time, I’m guessing that “This is Spinal Tap” is still not a contender?
pk - May 25, 2011 | 6:05 pm · Link
Sarah Plain and Stupid.
Tom - May 25, 2011 | 6:09 pm · Link
Gotta get in on this:
An American Embarrass
A Woman of Insubstance
Witless for the Persecution
bobzaguy - May 25, 2011 | 6:13 pm · Link
@mr. whipple:
In that case my title of the film is :
Mr. Whipple Weeps
bobz
bobzaguy - May 25, 2011 | 6:20 pm · Link
@bobzaguy:
And after looking thru the manymanymany great titles I have another:
Baked Alaskan
Mustang Bobby - May 25, 2011 | 6:33 pm · Link
Has anyone suggested Survival of the Twittest?
Thoughtcrime - May 25, 2011 | 6:34 pm · Link
Some of mine from the other thread that I haven’t seen here:
Palin’s Labyrinth
Wingnuts Of Desire
Fall of the House of Musher
Lie, Lie, My Darling
Run Loud Run Shallow
Erase-Her-Head
The Wasilla Skank Redemption
Fraud Runner
Elephant Woman
A Starburst Is Born
The Immoral Mrs. Tease
Mondo Brainless
Mama Grizzly Dearest
It’s A Wonderful Lie
Valley of the Dolts
The Adventures of Caribou Barbie Across the GOP Convention
The Decline of Western Civilization III: The Palin Years
The Worst of Everything
Sarah, or the 120 Days of Palin
The Treasure of the Sarah Con Game
Long Con Sarah
Paper Loon
Rick from Marin - May 25, 2011 | 6:58 pm · Link
“Mavericky”
physicsmom - May 25, 2011 | 9:18 pm · Link
@Martin:
Excellent! Maybe Clint should be everybody’s inspiration.
Paul - May 25, 2011 | 9:38 pm · Link
The Um…Defeated
bughunter - May 25, 2011 | 9:49 pm · Link
GenXer – don’t leave out Paligula from your list. Brilliance.
Also, I only saw one play on “barracuda.” There’s a whole continent of puns waiting to be conquered there…
If They Barracuda See Me Now
Barracuda, Shoulda, Woulda
Barracudaly Famous
The Barracuda Wears Saks Fifth Ave, or
The Devil Wears Barracuda
I could go on, but I’ll share the glory…
bughunter - May 25, 2011 | 9:52 pm · Link
Hm. I guess The Barracuda Wears Escada would be more appropriate…
HVAC Mike - May 25, 2011 | 11:37 pm · Link
@Dale: She can’t catch one of those either, but she’ll be taking credit for the kill.
HVAC Mike - May 25, 2011 | 11:40 pm · Link
“The gods must be lazy”
HVAC Mike - May 25, 2011 | 11:46 pm · Link
“The Salmon of Doubt”
“The Grift-grabbers Guide to the Beltway Galaxy” (Spoiler alert! the answer is not 42, it’s $100,000)
HVAC Mike - May 25, 2011 | 11:50 pm · Link
“Animals (not in the) House”
HVAC Mike - May 25, 2011 | 11:53 pm · Link
“Flowers for Twitter-on”
HVAC Mike - May 26, 2011 | 12:15 am · Link
“Mortal Dingbat”
“The Wasilla Witch Project”
“Fear and Loathing in Was Silla”
“The Incredible Ditziness of Being”
“Inspector Wingnut”
“Wes Craven’s (and our) New Nightmare”
“(Illegal) Aliens”
“Free Willy (the Todd Palin Story)”
“Dumbheart”
“Highlander VII - The Babbling”
“Mrs. Magoo”
“Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer Hears a Helicopter”
“Not Even Close to As Good As It Gets”
“Apology 13”
“Un-cool Runnings”
“Natural Born Grillers”
“Bram Stokers Babula”
“She’s None of That”
DavidG - May 26, 2011 | 12:22 am · Link
Enter, Gaffing
DavidG - May 26, 2011 | 12:25 am · Link
@Angry Geometer:
Chair Force One—one of my favorites!
DavidG - May 26, 2011 | 12:27 am · Link
@Angry Geometer:
You mean, Razing Arizona.
DavidG - May 26, 2011 | 12:59 am · Link
Days Of Whine And Poses
HVAC Mike - May 26, 2011 | 1:04 am · Link
@DavidG: or, “Days of Blunder”
mpbruss - May 26, 2011 | 1:07 am · Link
The sequel, which will focus on Sarah’s supporters:
Sweet Sarah’s Dumbass Throng. Voted “awesome” by an all-white jury!
Paul - May 26, 2011 | 1:25 am · Link
My So-Called Governorship
Fenwick - May 26, 2011 | 1:27 am · Link
Inherit the Whine
Fenwick - May 26, 2011 | 1:31 am · Link
Sarah Python and the Wholly Fail.
Fenwick - May 26, 2011 | 1:48 am · Link
Heaven’s Grate
The Whine and the Lyin’
Something Braindead This Way Comes
constance - May 26, 2011 | 2:30 am · Link
2012: Spaced Odyssey
High Futility
Dazed & Confused II
From the Bond files:
Wasilla Royale
Dr. Woe
View Russia With Love
Coldwinger
Blunderdoll
You Only Run Twice
On Her Majesty’s Twitter Feed
Ratings Are Forever
Live and Let Lie
The Girl with the Bogus Gun
The Last Guy Who Loved Me
Muckraker
For Allies Only
Octobully
A View to Wasilla
The Living Rewrites
Licence to Fail
GoldenThigh
The Minstrel Show Never Dies
Wasilla is Not Enough
Lie Another Day
Casino Grand Mal
Quantum of Stupor
Never Say “All Of Them” Again
dave - May 26, 2011 | 3:44 am · Link
2012 Space Idiocy
Moskow - May 26, 2011 | 3:44 am · Link
Matrix: Devolution
500 days of Bummer
Sarah Palin’s half-term off
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 5:22 am · Link
Craveheart
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 5:47 am · Link
High Loon
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 5:51 am · Link
Clueless in Wasilla
Unrunnable
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 8:02 am · Link
Jabberwacky
The Meaning of Lie
Novice Academy
The Palin Syndrome
Sarah Palin Superstar (I don’t know how to love Her)
The Dirty Bossin’
Razz84 - May 26, 2011 | 8:07 am · Link
True Fools for Sister Sarah
Sarah: Plain and Tall(and Really Stupid)
Todd Must be Crazy
Bend the Truth Like Palin
The Real ‘Merican President
Dances With Wolves (Before Shooting Them From A Helicopter)
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 8:08 am · Link
Independents’ Day (in 2012)
How to marry and be a millionaire
You’ve got fail
raptusregaliter - May 26, 2011 | 9:13 am · Link
The Hillbillies Have Lies
diversityisNormal - May 26, 2011 | 9:41 am · Link
@Martin: this is almost too good! She’ll never get this!!
diversityisNormal - May 26, 2011 | 9:44 am · Link
my favs so far: two mewls for sister palin; the sound of moose sick; never say never, also too.
My contribution: Feeling Pale in the Land of the Midnight Sun.
Michael - May 26, 2011 | 11:23 am · Link
Mexican-Proof Fence
Sarah in Blunderland
All the President’s Men Will Need Palin-to-English Dictionaries
I Shot a Wolf From a Helicopter
The Shipping News is Another Newspaper That I Read
Wall Street: Contributors Never Sleep
Wannabe-Star Wars: Return of the Levi
Fantastic Mr. Fox Always Asks Me Pre-Screened Questions
Half-Terms of Endearment
Weekend at Johnny’s
C - May 26, 2011 | 11:31 am · Link
Avatard.
Comrade Misfit - May 26, 2011 | 12:09 pm · Link
The Palin of the Vanities
The Guns of Wasilla, with its sequel- Force Quit from Wasilla
Charge Card at Tiffany’s
The Sum of All Delusions
PreznitQuest
The Hunt for Red Murrica
Jewels - May 26, 2011 | 12:34 pm · Link
Money & Me starring Jennifer Aniston as the lead role.
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 2:20 pm · Link
Magnum Farce
The Govlet
Deep Thought (well, maybe not)
How the Northwest got lost
Planet of the Dupes
silvermoon - May 26, 2011 | 2:25 pm · Link
The Stupid, The Bad and The Spiteful
The Wizard of Odds
A Narcissistic Life
She Having a Baby (Not)
Raising Alaska
The Quitter’s Speech
A Witch for All Seasons
Liar, Liar (don’t have to change that name)
Dumb and Dumber (ah, well I could add dumbest)
The Awful Lie
Freak House
Sarah Dearest
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 2:48 pm · Link
Cry Boredom
Sarah Sings the blues
Everything you always wanted to know … (I kid you not)
American Gaffity
The Towering Innuendo
[ I’m now at 1974 in Wikipedia’s list of films – I will be
here all night !]
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 3:10 pm · Link
The Day of the Roguest
Family Plot (original – we’re all in it for the money)
The Goodbye Girl (original, I kid you not)
Annie Stall
The Shallow
Rookie and the Pundit
Uranus Hz - May 26, 2011 | 3:11 pm · Link
Dude, Where’s my Clue?
Mrs. Palin’s Penguins
Buffoon
City of Oh My Freakin’ God
It’s a Wonderful Lie
Demento
Apocalypse Now Also Too
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 3:14 pm · Link
Duperwoman
Heaven Can’t Wait (and we neither)
Foul Play
The Muppet Movie (starring Miss Piggy-with-the-lipstick)
The Red Loon
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 3:23 pm · Link
Reds
The Extraterrestrial
First Blood Libel
Sudden Implode
The Color Red
The Jewel of the Bile
The Loonies
Whites Like Us
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 3:28 pm · Link
Top Nut
Back to School
Ruthless People
Fatal Distraction
Good Morning, Alaska
The Secret of my Success (I kid you not)
Lethal Waffle
The Witch of (Far) Westwick
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 3:43 pm · Link
The Naked Fun: From the Files of Novice Squad!
Look Who’s Talking (no editing required)
Born on the Fourth of August (my nemesis)
The Star of the Bozos
Total Recall (OK, that has to wait)
Known Innocent (this is probably too subtle)
Rocktivity - May 26, 2011 | 3:47 pm · Link
How to Succeed in Politics Without Really Trying
Some Guy - May 26, 2011 | 4:01 pm · Link
The Liar, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Diary of a Mad Hack Woman
Lameheart
Some Guy - May 26, 2011 | 4:15 pm · Link
Maxi Whiner
The Choad Warrior
Little Prop of Horrors (starring Trig Palin)
Some Guy - May 26, 2011 | 4:17 pm · Link
Yawn of the Dead
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 4:22 pm · Link
Sarah Palin and the Lost Crusade
Hook – Line and Sinker
Clear and Present Danger
Mission: Implausible
The Hunchback of Our Lady
The Nutty Professor (my nemesis)
Woman in Red
The Fifth Amendment
Some Guy - May 26, 2011 | 4:23 pm · Link
Truly, Madly, Crazy
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 4:32 pm · Link
There’s Something About Sarah
Deep Instinct
The Mommy
Bloviator
What Women Want (this cannot be for real)
How Newt Stole Christmas
Minority Deport
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 4:44 pm · Link
Sarah Palin and the Belly on Fire
Sarah Palin and the Exodus to Phoenix
The Dark Night
Sarah in Wonderland
Toon Moene - May 26, 2011 | 4:59 pm · Link
I think I should write a computer program to generate this – it costs too much of my valuable time …
raptusregaliter - May 26, 2011 | 5:30 pm · Link
Dopey Is The Bandit
Victor V - May 26, 2011 | 5:38 pm · Link
Something Wicked This Way Comes
Two Mules For Sister Sarah
It’s A Mad Mad World
Gone Baby Gone
Fatal Attraction
Repulsion
The (not so) Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
(P)resident Evil
North to Alaska
North by Whatever
Northern Exposure
The Call of the Wild
Ann - May 26, 2011 | 5:56 pm · Link
The Dumbest Gal in the Room (documentary)
Fool, Inc. (documentary)
Who’s That Girl?
Debbie R. - May 26, 2011 | 6:06 pm · Link
Red Meat: It’s whats for dinner
Sarah Palin – the other red meat
HairOnFire - May 26, 2011 | 9:14 pm · Link
Defying Gravitas
JSC - May 26, 2011 | 11:55 pm · Link
The Devil wears Valentino*
Prince-less Sarah
i like CLUELESS!
Debbie R. - May 27, 2011 | 12:12 am · Link
It’s my party and I’ll vie if I want to
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 11:55 am · Link
For Whom the Belle Trolls
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 11:57 am · Link
The McCain Mutiny
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 12:02 pm · Link
Scary Plotter
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 12:21 pm · Link
Atlas Shrugged
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 12:22 pm · Link
Le Liason Dangerouse
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 12:25 pm · Link
Pride and Prejudice
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 12:26 pm · Link
Blundering Heights
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 12:29 pm · Link
National Trasher
Steve Hammock - May 27, 2011 | 1:22 pm · Link
At the Yawn of Civilization
xian - May 27, 2011 | 1:41 pm · Link
so trite and a craven bore
msirt - May 27, 2011 | 2:24 pm · Link
More trite and boring stuff:
The Last Angry Ma’am.
Vanity Fare
Preacher’s Pet
The Long, Long Trailer
Ma’am of “You Betcha”.
The Hunt for Red November
Shame
The Louse that Roared
Lady is a Tramp
Carl Martin - May 27, 2011 | 3:22 pm · Link
An Unmoored Woman
Presumed Incompetent
Ignore This Movie
Pruette - May 27, 2011 | 3:33 pm · Link
The Passion of Crap
blue state - May 27, 2011 | 4:01 pm · Link
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Sarah
Just some guy - May 27, 2011 | 5:26 pm · Link
A Sale of Two Titties
Goodbye, Mrs. Dip
Withering Rights
Children of a Lesser Clod
A Pack of Clips, Now!
The Wrong Stuff
S.P. the Extraterrestrial
The Liar In Winter
ed sanders - May 27, 2011 | 6:36 pm · Link
so many great ones, but I didn’t see “The Candidate… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”
beckya57 - May 27, 2011 | 9:02 pm · Link
Jean Renoir would kill me for this:
The Grand Disillusion
beckya57 - May 27, 2011 | 9:06 pm · Link
Two Boos for Sister Sarah, or
Two Moose for Sister Sarah
beckya57 - May 27, 2011 | 9:08 pm · Link
Blade Plunder
Mark - May 27, 2011 | 9:19 pm · Link
Local Zero
Bill - May 27, 2011 | 9:22 pm · Link
Cleopalin
Paul Papanek - May 27, 2011 | 9:23 pm · Link
That Magnificent Gal and Her Flying Machine Gun
T-Ross - May 28, 2011 | 1:25 am · Link
The Sound of Moose-ick
Steve Bergquist - May 28, 2011 | 9:13 am · Link
Liehard 1
The Great Impostress
Crapdance
Guy Burtis - May 28, 2011 | 9:22 am · Link
The Greatest Story Never Told
Husky IV - May 28, 2011 | 12:27 pm · Link
“The Neiman-Marcus Witch Project”
“Gone With the Windbag” co-starring John McCain
Rosmarinus - May 28, 2011 | 12:59 pm · Link
AKA the Queen of Quit up here in the place where we can see Russia
glamorousjean - May 28, 2011 | 2:32 pm · Link
The Little Dictator. Oops, that’s been taken.
bloozguy - May 28, 2011 | 2:59 pm · Link
The Whining
America By Bus
The Buffoonic Woman
What I Shot on My Summer Vacation
Every Which Way But Lucid
The Charge of the Light Charade
Throw Momma Grizzly Off the Train
Wasilly Wonkette’s Shortcut Factory
Planet of the Gaffs
Death Panel 2012
Das Loot
The Red Badge of Clownage
Gullible’s Travels
Rosmarinus - May 28, 2011 | 4:21 pm · Link
Moderate how?
Rosmarinus - May 28, 2011 | 4:22 pm · Link
AKA the “Queen of Quit” up here in Alaska.
Pattycakes - May 28, 2011 | 4:23 pm · Link
Knocked Up: The Bristol Palin Story
They Shoot Congresswomen, Don’t They
The Eccentric Cowgirl
Planes, Trains, and Snowmachines
Half-Baked Alaska
Teabagging with Mussolini
Mrs. Half-Term Goes to Washington
Sled-Dog Day Afternoon
Nell, Redux
Steve - May 28, 2011 | 6:47 pm · Link
Fool, Mental, Jackass
Steve - May 28, 2011 | 6:48 pm · Link
My Own Private I Dunno
Maria - May 29, 2011 | 12:32 pm · Link
Tacolips Now.
Princess of Thieves.
My Big Fat Quitting.
My little Wassillee.
Turdsie.
Love (money) Story.
Patrick Griffin - May 29, 2011 | 4:27 pm · Link
Palin biopic title suggestions:
Water From Elephants
The Right Wing Stuff
Atlas Flubbed
The Non-Reader
Night of the Pig Guano
Starship Bloopers
True Grot
Eat, Pray, Hurl
Sleazy Rider
Zabriske’s Pointless
Ju-NO!
The McCain Mutiny
Mindablanca
One Stayed in the Cuckoo’s Nest
Substandard Expectations
Raging Bulls**t
Bad Will Hunting
V for Vaccuous
Loon Soup
Mistake River
Marie - May 31, 2011 | 8:01 am · Link
Sleepless in Wasilla
Jim - May 31, 2011 | 12:58 pm · Link
Citizen Con
From Here to Infirmity
All Quit on the Aleutian Front
New Mules for Sister Sarah / New Tools for Sister Sarah
The Gaps of Wraith
Gistbusters
100 Bellows
Marathon Mange
Birth of A-gression
Jim - May 31, 2011 | 1:31 pm · Link
last one…
Dial “M” for Malaprop.
birman - May 31, 2011 | 10:26 pm · Link
Silence of the Wolves
Take the Money and Run
Finknottle - June 1, 2011 | 12:13 pm · Link
Juneau Nothing
For a Few Dullards More
All of Them Quiet on the Western Front
A Freakin’ Queen
Toon Moene - June 1, 2011 | 4:11 pm · Link
Malice in Wonderland
The Department (as in, departing)
Far West Side Story
Black Hawaii
The Carpetbaggers (see “Sara Palin and the Exodus to Phoenix”)
The Bible: At the End
The Professorials (my nemeses)
Madame eX
Dummy Girl
Watermap - June 4, 2011 | 7:57 am · Link
@doshaburi: Brilliant!
Watermap - June 4, 2011 | 8:00 am · Link
Uncle Sam and the Half-Term Princess
Horrid & Maudlin
dleet86 - June 6, 2011 | 6:27 am · Link
The Tall Tale Tart