Was It Over When The Germans Bombed Pearl Harbor
By John Cole December 22nd, 2010
We’re going to get to see how desperately Joe Miller wants to avoid getting a real job:
The Alaska Supreme Court on Wednesday upheld a lower court decision in the disputed U.S. Senate race, saying the state correctly counted write-in votes for Sen. Lisa Murkowski.It is now up to Republican Joe Miller to decide if the election is finally over.
The court said in its ruling that it found “no remaining issues raised by Miller that prevent this election from being certified.”
We have Joe Miller to thank for Murkowski’s votes lately, so I’m kind of hoping this tea party shit show fail parade keeps on keeping on for a bit longer.
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No, it was over when the Japanese invaded Poland.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Seven years of college down the drain.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Starting in January, we will no longer be in Kansas.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Who could have figured that one dumb and stubborn teabagger from Alaska could do so much damage? He deserves a statue—Joe Miller on a horse. Or something.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Joe the Miller deserves to fade into obscurity like fellow asshole Joe the Plumber.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:10 pm
It was over when John Cole finally stopped blogging and took his vacation.
But what blogger could stop during a week like this one.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Starting in January, we’ll be stuck in Kansas Dorothy.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:11 pm
FYWP
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:12 pm
If the teabaggers manage to drive a wedge between the moderate Repubs and some of the crazies coming in—awesome.
That we’ve been able to pass as much good legislation in this lame duck session is also awesome. That the Repubs were willing to obstruct non-partisan, no-brainers like START means the next two years are gonna be real interesting.
But that’s next year. Right now, I gotta give it up for Obama, Reid, and Pelosi—I didn’t think this much would get done.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:15 pm
if he appeals, then Murkowski can’t be seated on Jan 5th.
O.T. on tee vee Ed Schultz just apologized to the President for criticizing him on the tax extension.
hahahhahahahahahhaha
Quick! Get the fainting couch for the firetards.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Fuck that firebagger. Fuck them all.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Forget it, he’s rolling.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Joe Miller needs to go on the road with the Palin family as headliners in the 2011 Dopey-Grifty Tour.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:24 pm
@Cris:
And ain’t it great?
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@Mike Kay (Democrat of the Century):
We’ll see what he says about the next bee in the bonnet of the firetards. Will he say, “gosh, I was wrong about him last time, maybe I should give him the benefit of the doubt, at least for a little while.”
Anybody want to give odds on which he’ll do?
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@MikeJ:
He’ll turn all red in the face and go off like a rocket again. Obama failed and all that.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Remain calm, all is well.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Also when you have a 4-0 vote against you it’s time to fold up the tents and go home.
What are the odds of ol’ Joe doing a Hail Mary pass and appealing to the Supreme Court?
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:37 pm
AKVIZ CURTS TURK HIS JERB!
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Maybe Joe’s “security team” can handcuff the Alaska Supreme Court in the hallways of justice.
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:47 pm
@Bubblegum Tate: They derkerdurrr!
December 22nd, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Joe Miller is doing for Senatorial elections what Orly Taitz did for birth certificates.
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:00 pm
That’s got a real musical, sing-songy feel to it. May have to borrow it for a ditty. Thanks John!
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Time to shave and start looking for a real job Joe. I hear there is a lot of refrigerators in Fairbanks looking for a salseman…
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Nah, the real thanks belong to Palin.
Miller was her butt boy.
December 22nd, 2010 at 7:47 pm
@mr. whipple:
Hell yeah, fuck them to hell.
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:18 pm
@Teduardo:
I’d like to see a television show by that name. I don’t know, maybe that should be the name of Sarah Palin’s show about Alaska or fishing or whatever it is.
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:32 pm
I checked, and I’m happy to say that http://www.teapartyshitshowfailparade.com is not taken yet. Maybe I should snap it up…
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Poor Joe. He has to be the most disappointed candidate of 2010. After the primary, you’ve gotta figure he was already picking out curtains for his new office in DC.
And then to discover that Alaskans could spell—talk about a shock.
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
I’m almost sure that Joe Miller doesn’t get to decide that.
December 22nd, 2010 at 8:59 pm
I hear Miller has retained Norm Coleman in an advisory capacity.
Somewhere, Martha Coakley is reading this and yelling “What about meeeee????
December 22nd, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I’m waiting for Joe Miller to announce that one of the Palin daughters has been chosen by God to be his next “sister-wife”. If he’s having a good day, he’ll leave the poor girl a ranting voicemail message before scheduling the media event. Then Sarah will hold her own presser, and blame the whole thing on Joe McGinnis, or possibly Levi Johnston’s new girlfriend…
December 22nd, 2010 at 10:18 pm
I like to imagine a soon-to-happen conversation between Lisa Murkowski and Jim DeMint:
Murkowski: I’ll vote the way I want, Jim. If you don’t like it, fuck you.
DeMint: Ladies shouldn’t use that kind of language.
Murkowski: I’m not a lady, I’m a US Senator, you motherfucker. And don’t you forget it.
Though I suppose it’s too much to ask for this to be captured on film.
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:20 am
Funny image, Anne Laurie! (Although if Miller happens to be a USAF Acad. grad, he might call Bristol his “Sheep-wife”!)
A bit off topic, but is that whole Miami Vice beard-thing just an affectation, or does Miller have some sort of skin condition that requires him to go unshaven on national TV day after day? Did someone tell him he looked cute like that? Well, if he truly disappears from whence he came (I doubt he will), then good riddance!
December 23rd, 2010 at 1:32 pm