I Seriously Wish I Had Written This
Joe Sestak asked to look other way when Israel invades Lebanon, PA.Some of the same wonderful folks from PNAC who encouraged America to take the lemons of 9/11 and make AttackIraqAde are very upset with Pennsylvania Senate candidate Joe Sestak because Sestak is not supportive enough of Israel County which is located, I believe, in the Middle Eastern part of the state, possibly close to Dauphin…
I’m still laughing.
July 13, 2010 6:30 pm
Posted in: Excellent Links
18 Comments
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JenJen - July 13, 2010 | 6:43 pm · Link
The Ben Roethlisberger line kills! :-)
demkat620 - July 13, 2010 | 6:43 pm · Link
There’s a big rooster out there too. Maybe Sestak can barter it for healthcare as well.
RSR - July 13, 2010 | 6:45 pm · Link
Scrapple!
Jay in Oregon - July 13, 2010 | 6:46 pm · Link
That whole thing was awesome.
Svensker - July 13, 2010 | 6:46 pm · Link
TBogg gives me hope. Maybe not EVERYONE is insane.
jwb - July 13, 2010 | 6:49 pm · Link
Well, if only we can get Bill Kristol to predict Sestak’s defeat on the basis of this issue…
Jager - July 13, 2010 | 7:00 pm · Link
Doesn’t April Mellody have an assistant named June Song? I know August Tune is one of his legal aides, maybe, also
Comrade Jake - July 13, 2010 | 7:10 pm · Link
I hate to be the downer here, and sorry if this was discussed before, but the ad this group has put together to hit Sestak really is cringe-worthy. It’s almost as bad as this Frum post on the same group, in which one assumes David must not have actually watched the ad he links to.
tkogrumpy - July 13, 2010 | 7:13 pm · Link
I could say that about pretty much everything out of the fertile mind of TBogg.
PeakVT - July 13, 2010 | 7:14 pm · Link
Is there any other country in the world where professing undying support of a foreign state is a perquisite for elected office?
Tom Hilton - July 13, 2010 | 7:19 pm · Link
It’s all awesome, but the tag is the finishing touch: “Pass the douchies on the right hand side.”
daveNYC - July 13, 2010 | 7:28 pm · Link
That doesn’t even make any sense. If this is the sort of shit that the founding of Israel has led to, then I’m going to say it was a mistake.
Chyron HR - July 13, 2010 | 7:37 pm · Link
Bill, honey, have you ever tried… not being
gaya traitor?Xecky Gilchrist - July 13, 2010 | 7:51 pm · Link
I’m still laughing.
TBogg is one of the bloggers who can consistently have me laughing about stuff they write days after I first read it – the others being Thers at Whiskey Fire and Edroso the Magnificent. I wish I could turn a phrase like they do.
El Cid - July 13, 2010 | 8:23 pm · Link
Remember, you’re only “pro-Israel” if you want their government to be bombing and starving the shit out of Palestinians and any of their neighbors all the time while waving a giant “FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUU” sign to any two-state solution before you’ve stolen so much of the West Bank and East Jerusalem that Palestinians will have to stack themselves up 3 high in order to fit on the single tiny piece of garbage dump land they’re left with. That’s true loyalty.
SiubhanDuinne - July 13, 2010 | 8:23 pm · Link
@PeakVT #10:
Can’t think of another (assuming you meant to type “prerequisite” rather than “perquisite”).
Sly - July 13, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link
@PeakVT:
To name six: East Germany, Poland, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Romania, and Bulgaria, ca. 1945-1989.
LanceThruster - July 13, 2010 | 11:05 pm · Link
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