Final Four Open Thread- I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue edition
Apparently what WVU is lacking is an 8’4” center with a 3 inch vertical leap, like that freak of nature ZOubek.
C’mon Mounties, you can do it!
BTW- my mother is very concerned that you all will no longer love Tunch when he loses weight, because we think he is going to lose a lot with all his new activities. I said the love is forever.
April 3, 2010 10:25 pm
Posted in: Sports
142 Comments
142 Responses
furioso ateo - April 3, 2010 | 10:27 pm · Link
Maybe you should lay off the sauce a little. Or ramp it up, either one.
gbear - April 3, 2010 | 10:29 pm · Link
Your scotch is showing…
edit: and yes, the love is forever.
demkat620 - April 3, 2010 | 10:33 pm · Link
Oh the love is eternal. As long as we get Tunchie pics, we has a happy.
morzer - April 3, 2010 | 10:35 pm · Link
New activities? Has Tunch delivered a set of golden plates listing them?
SiubhanDuinne - April 3, 2010 | 10:36 pm · Link
Open Threas?
Hey John’s mom, we love Tunch no matter what he weighs or how hefty he is. There will always be something to mock and adore. (And BTW, John’s mom, your otherwise admirable son keeps ignoring our pleas, so I’ll ask you directly: how are Ginny and Guesly, and could we plz haz some new pics or vids of them? K. Thx. Bai!)
MikeJ - April 3, 2010 | 10:37 pm · Link
We like Tunch far more than we like any former Bush voter, Cole.
Mike Kay - April 3, 2010 | 10:38 pm · Link
skinny Tunch = skinny Elvis
eemom - April 3, 2010 | 10:39 pm · Link
is it over? Did Duke lose?
Mark S. - April 3, 2010 | 10:39 pm · Link
John’s mom: Can you ask John to give us our reply arrows back?
John O - April 3, 2010 | 10:41 pm · Link
With my Tunchshirt on, I will love him regardless of weight.
But he’s more fun as a fat ass.
Litlebritdifrnt - April 3, 2010 | 10:41 pm · Link
The love for Tunch is eternal, it will never fade, even as he loses weight. Just as my love for my DH is eternal, seeing as he is dropping pounds like the Christian RWNJ’s are dropping the RNC.
Oh and Britty + 4 at least
MikeJ - April 3, 2010 | 10:42 pm · Link
Mark S, if they aren’t back by sometime this week when a) I have time and 2) am bored, I’ll do a greasemonkey script to put ém back.
Svensker - April 3, 2010 | 10:46 pm · Link
Seriously? That is the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard.
gbear - April 3, 2010 | 10:48 pm · Link
What’s that?... Of course we love you John… What a silly question…Oh yes, and your cat too. Now quit dicking around and go finish your chores.
Mike E - April 3, 2010 | 10:48 pm · Link
Is the Tunchster a climber? If so, consider installing a floor to ceiling cat tower, or high shelving along one wall.
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 10:52 pm · Link
Huggins, “they don’t foul do they, they don’t foul”?
Maxwel - April 3, 2010 | 10:53 pm · Link
Thuggins: first class asshole.
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 10:53 pm · Link
The previous thread has much better quality Duke hatred.
Another close-up shot of a bowhead. Bowheads are universal.
Ouch. They’re helping Butler off the floor. They need to take him into the locker room, that’s painful to watch. Almost as painful as watching Duke dismantle WVU.
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 10:54 pm · Link
Maxwel
you really are fucking punk aren’t you?
Comrade Luke - April 3, 2010 | 10:54 pm · Link
Maxwel: can you be a bigger dick?
Splitting Image - April 3, 2010 | 10:55 pm · Link
We love Tunch for his eyes, not his weight class.
Mark S. - April 3, 2010 | 10:55 pm · Link
Tough break for WVU, losing their best player.
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 10:55 pm · Link
@stuckinred:
Or just another doookie living down to expectations.
jl - April 3, 2010 | 10:55 pm · Link
We will always love, and be with, the TunchForce, no matter what.
Anything we can do to keep Tunch happy, for ol’ Cole’s sake at the very least.
As for the game… oh the humanity!
But there is hope yet, because….
well, just because.
kommrade reproductive vigor - April 3, 2010 | 10:56 pm · Link
A
skinnyless portly Tunch is more likely to race around, bite you on the ankles and raise all kinds of hell. Result: We’ll love him even MORE.Violet - April 3, 2010 | 10:56 pm · Link
Come home, turn on the TV and see a WV player sobbing on the floor. Not a good sign. What happened there?
Restrung - April 3, 2010 | 10:56 pm · Link
my love for Tunch is conditional. Jes sayin’.
eco2geek - April 3, 2010 | 10:56 pm · Link
Just remember the law of conservation of matter, namely, that mass is neither lost nor gained in closed systems. “Closed systems” includes families, you see, which means that if Tunch loses weight, either you or Lily will gain weight.
Just sayin’.
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 10:57 pm · Link
comrade scott’s agenda of rage
no shit, I thought I was back at Firedog Lake
Kristine - April 3, 2010 | 10:57 pm · Link
Tunch Love is Forever.
Not watching b-ball.
Two Towers for the 85th time.
Litlebritdifrnt - April 3, 2010 | 10:58 pm · Link
Go Blue Devils! I am so gonna get smashed into tiny little pieces for that. Oh well. I live in North Carolina for gawds sake, give me a break!
Maxwel - April 3, 2010 | 10:58 pm · Link
Two Duke players have been hit in the ‘nads. Thuggins is trying the Duke gets all the calls defense. Fuck him , and fuck you all and the losing dogs you rode in on.
Violet - April 3, 2010 | 10:59 pm · Link
Waves hi to John’s mom!
There’s no way we could stop loving Tunch if we tried. Tunch love is forever, for sure.
jl - April 3, 2010 | 10:59 pm · Link
All WV needs is a little 8 basket run, is all. It’ll happen right after the commercial break. You will all see.
As for a skinny Tunch, my main concern is that the next time he is finally, for really reals, had just about enough of Cole’s BS and stingy bedtime snacks, he might be in shape to do something about it.
I’ll come to the memorial service. Promise.
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 11:00 pm · Link
Maxwel
Asshole I don’t give a shit one way or the other who wins this game. You’re a fucking idiot either way.
Maxwel - April 3, 2010 | 11:00 pm · Link
That was a valid call and his 4th foul. It’s too bad he got hurt.
General Egali Tarian Stuck - April 3, 2010 | 11:00 pm · Link
We will love Tunch at ten pounds
or eleventy hundred.
Tunch is the King
He that roars.
Comrade Luke - April 3, 2010 | 11:00 pm · Link
I love Duke. Especially their fans.
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 11:01 pm · Link
The plus side to all of this is that the big massing of Egyptian chariots to haul ass after Moses and Crew hasn’t played yet on ABC. Given how this game sucks hind tit (plus, who wants to watch Duke win?), that means I can bail over to watch that.
Ah, there goes Joshua on horseback, sorry Cecil, horses weren’t ridden back then, too small, too scrawny.
Wow, there go the Israelites thru all those statues. Like was said in the other thread, it’s great watching movies like this where the spectacle isn’t CGI shit. Fuck you George Lucas. You probably went to Duke.
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:01 pm · Link
That’s a real shame, Butler getting hurt.
A great player and by all accounts an outstanding young man.
Maxwel - April 3, 2010 | 11:01 pm · Link
@stuckinred you’re an impotent little twit. I hope we meet.
Karen in GA - April 3, 2010 | 11:01 pm · Link
My love for Tunch has nothing to do with his weight. Besides, when I need a tubby kitty fix, I can look no further than my own fat cat—she makes Tunch look emaciated by comparison.
(I’ll be happy for Tunch if he loses weight—mine can’t, no matter what I do. Kitty owner fail.)
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 11:01 pm · Link
AMF shit head.
Kryptik - April 3, 2010 | 11:02 pm · Link
This is painful. Physically painful, especially since I know we’ll never get another Final Four caliber team for at least another decade, while Duke will always have that kind of team, because they’re Fucking Duke.
And half the sports pundits will cheer, of course, because the Final Four should always only be about marquee names. Bleh.
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 11:03 pm · Link
Maxwel
don’t let your mouth get you into something your ass can’t get you out of.
Prof. K&G - April 3, 2010 | 11:03 pm · Link
Maxwel, as a current Duke employee; who is sitting in his office about 500 feet from cameron stadium; wearing his Duke t-shirt; I think I can safely say; without any conflict of interest:
please shut up, you huge douchebag.
Also, Huggins seems like a genuinely great guy. And now I return to hiding.
Comrade Luke - April 3, 2010 | 11:03 pm · Link
@Kryptik You never know. maybe Huggins will build a nice mini-dynasty.
But they’ll still be Fucking Duke. I hate them.
(WTF happened to the reply button? FYWP.)
stuckinred - April 3, 2010 | 11:04 pm · Link
Prof. K&G
careful, he’s dangerous. . .or is it she?
schrodinger's cat - April 3, 2010 | 11:05 pm · Link
To Tunch kitteh,
And I will always love you.
Comrade Luke - April 3, 2010 | 11:06 pm · Link
Huggins loves his players like a priest loves his altar boys.
(Too soon?)
Litlebritdifrnt - April 3, 2010 | 11:07 pm · Link
Prof – you me and about two other peeps on this blog… we are a vocal minority;
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 11:08 pm · Link
Prof K&G:
I read something this week, probably in a WaPo sports chat, where somebody who sounded a lot like you (a self-idenfified Duke alum) commented that half the time, Coach K, the players and Duke alumni are their own worst enemies whenever the open their respective mouths.
Maxwel is certainly living proof of that.
Mark S. - April 3, 2010 | 11:08 pm · Link
You got a ways to go till that part. The first seven hours of The Ten Commandments is some of the boringest shit ever put on film, but the last hour is some good stuff.
AhabTRuler - April 3, 2010 | 11:09 pm · Link
I will, of course, be supporting Tunch in the coming revolution. He is, after all, the one who will supervise it.
4jkb4ia - April 3, 2010 | 11:09 pm · Link
It was awful to see Butler limping away when he is the one to be most feared.
robertdsc - April 3, 2010 | 11:09 pm · Link
Tunch iz king, no matter how big or small he is.
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 11:09 pm · Link
There go the chariots. Oh man, this is beautiful.
John Cole - April 3, 2010 | 11:10 pm · Link
We had a good run.
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 11:11 pm · Link
Time to part the Red Sea.
Keep in mind that the first Oscar for Best Special Effects went to this. It beat out the Id in “Forbidden Planet”.
Yutsano - April 3, 2010 | 11:11 pm · Link
Not watching basketball or old movies. Should I just go run and hide now?
4jkb4ia - April 3, 2010 | 11:11 pm · Link
West Virginia is a marquee name due to the magic of the Big East. Even St. John’s is a marquee name due to the same factor.
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:11 pm · Link
@Comrade Scott’s Agenda of Rage:
Every fan base has some of those. We have fewer than, say, Maryland.
4jkb4ia - April 3, 2010 | 11:13 pm · Link
Christian Laettner will not be needed, so no one in my family will ask where he is.
Anya - April 3, 2010 | 11:13 pm · Link
I am going to start liking Duke because David Sirota hates them.
Ash Can - April 3, 2010 | 11:14 pm · Link
None of my alma maters are in the Final Four (or anywhere near it, for that matter), so I don’t give a rat’s hiney-hole who plays, wins, loses, or whines to the press the following day.
Now Tunch, on the other hand, I really do care about.
Mark S. - April 3, 2010 | 11:14 pm · Link
We must be in a different time zone. Never mind my snotty comment.
morzer - April 3, 2010 | 11:14 pm · Link
I now have bizarre visions of Pharoah’s finest hurtling towards the net, combined with Tunch giving the scene a vast cheshire cat grin from the heavens. Either I am going slowly mad (a real possibility) or I should stop eating caramel icecream and bananas while reading the comments. Since I have a passion for caramel icecream and bananas, I am forced to conclude that insanity is imminent. I find this strangely comforting, which seems to confirm that I have the right diagnosis.
Annie - April 3, 2010 | 11:15 pm · Link
To John’s mom,
We will always love Tunch. However, John…....:)
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:15 pm · Link
West Virginia has been an outstanding defensive team all year. I am amazed thatvwe are on pace to score 80.
asiangrrlMN - April 3, 2010 | 11:15 pm · Link
Love Tunch forever and ever—no matter his size. Man, that Butler injury was cringe-inducing. Poor kid.
Go Butler (the team)!
ETA: At least I have no qualms about for which team I will be rooting in the finals.
schrodinger's cat - April 3, 2010 | 11:15 pm · Link
Where is the reply button? Did Tunch eated it?
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 11:15 pm · Link
Ugh, now I feel slimey—I share something with that asshat. Must take a long, hot shower.
Comrade Luke - April 3, 2010 | 11:16 pm · Link
Up 15 and they’re still shooting 3s.
You stay classy, Duke.
Prof. K&G - April 3, 2010 | 11:16 pm · Link
Absolutely. I just got hired here recently, and while the basketball is great (and I get in for free!), there is no denying that we are the bad guys. And guys like Maxwel (and the astonishing density of sweater vests around here) just serve as reminders of that.
schrodinger's cat - April 3, 2010 | 11:16 pm · Link
What happened to the reply button? Did Tunch eated it?
mr. whipple - April 3, 2010 | 11:17 pm · Link
Ouch.
morzer - April 3, 2010 | 11:17 pm · Link
@Schrodinger’s cat
The exact status of Tunch relative to the reply button cannot be determined.
4jkb4ia - April 3, 2010 | 11:19 pm · Link
The Coach K facial expressions during this rout period are hilarious.
Ming - April 3, 2010 | 11:20 pm · Link
How could we possibly stop loving Tunch?
can not be done.
Maxwel - April 3, 2010 | 11:20 pm · Link
Fucking Davidson – I chose the score 75-57. Goodby losers!
John O - April 3, 2010 | 11:20 pm · Link
CL at 73:
Another reason I like Duke is that they’ll step on your neck, which is at should be.
K put in an entire second team before Huggy did. You need to make sure at that level.
Yutsano - April 3, 2010 | 11:20 pm · Link
Don’t you try to out-Schrödinger me mister. I’m on to you.
morzer - April 3, 2010 | 11:21 pm · Link
@ Yutsano
Don’t put me in a box, bro!
Litlebritdifrnt - April 3, 2010 | 11:23 pm · Link
In other news I planted my veggie garden today, my body hates me, and no amount of lying in the spa bath for an hour could help me, I am going to be so fucked in the morning.
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:23 pm · Link
What other school’s student section would show up with a sign saying “Let’s Ace These Finals?”
You Don't Say - April 3, 2010 | 11:23 pm · Link
Boooooooo. Boo. Boo.
And what are these many activities that Tunch will be doing? Besides sitting on a windowsill squawking at birds?
A Mendoza - April 3, 2010 | 11:24 pm · Link
3-inch vert?
John O - April 3, 2010 | 11:25 pm · Link
Also, I’m an Illini fan, and twice in my life they’ve been THIS close.
‘89 was one of those crappy strange rebounds the offense often gets, and ‘05’s game was just a minute or two too short, plus Luther Head missed a shot he’d been making all year.
WV will always be tough as long as Huggins is there.
4jkb4ia - April 3, 2010 | 11:26 pm · Link
I think liking Duke and populism at least of that sort have an inverse relationship.
John O - April 3, 2010 | 11:26 pm · Link
If Tunch loses the weight he needs to, I’ll donate $25 to John’s charity of choice. Say, 8 lbs.?
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:27 pm · Link
@Maxwell:
Wow, you really are a douche. Jordan busts his ass in practice for four years, gets a minute here and a minute there, and you begrudge him taking a shot in the context of the offense?
You’re worse than a Maryland fan.
Prof. K&G - April 3, 2010 | 11:27 pm · Link
@burnspbesq, I was partial to “Hobbits love the Scheyer”
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:29 pm · Link
@A Mendoza:
That’s a generous description of Zoubek’s hops. He’s dunked twice this year.
comrade scott's agenda of rage - April 3, 2010 | 11:30 pm · Link
It’s pretty clear that the ancient Israelites were a pretty feckless bunch. I mean if an obvious slimeball like Edward G Robinson can talk them into idolatry in less than a minute…no wonder the Old Testament god was a vindictive, petty asshole.
He probably went to doook too.
Mike E - April 3, 2010 | 11:30 pm · Link
Goodbye Maxwel, don’t let your browser close on your dick.
Zulif tyrese - April 3, 2010 | 11:30 pm · Link
One of the great sayings I’ve picked up here in the south is, “Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.”
burnspbesq - April 3, 2010 | 11:31 pm · Link
Mad props to WVU for an outstanding season.
morzer - April 3, 2010 | 11:31 pm · Link
A window-squawker is sort of like a former half-term governor of Alaska, except that you have actual responsibilities.
Comrade Kevin - April 3, 2010 | 11:31 pm · Link
My alma mater was last in the final four in 1952.
Violet - April 3, 2010 | 11:32 pm · Link
Sorry, John Cole. They had a good run. :(
I’ll be pulling for Butler. A mid-major in the Finals? It’s like a real life “Hoosiers.” Crazy stuff! Go Bulldogs!
Yutsano - April 3, 2010 | 11:33 pm · Link
Try never. It kinda bites this time of year having gone to two football schools.
jl - April 3, 2010 | 11:33 pm · Link
You Don’t Say @85:
“And what are these many activities that Tunch will be doing? Besides sitting on a windowsill squawking at birds?”
That is a huge progress, if you know Tunch. From recent pics, it appears that he also now moves over to lie down on the pet cover before he takes a nap. For Tunch, that is marathon aerobics workout.
At this rate, our grandkids will marvel and the svelte Tunch.
mcd410x - April 3, 2010 | 11:35 pm · Link
C’mon Bulldogs
geg6 - April 3, 2010 | 11:36 pm · Link
So sorry, John. But your team did have a great tourney and they did the Big East proud. Maybe next year, it’ll be my team, a little older and wiser, that you’ll be cheering for in the Final Four. And please tell Mama Cole that I’d love Tunch no matter what and I don’t even like cats.
MikeJ - April 3, 2010 | 11:36 pm · Link
Unrelated to NCAA:
In Jesus Christ, Superstar, Judas betrays Jesus because he (Jesus) is insufficiently ideologically pure.
Compare and contrast with Glenbots and firebaggers.
Comrade Kevin - April 3, 2010 | 11:36 pm · Link
Well, my alma mater has not had a football team since around 1993, and before that, they were division 2 for a long time.
Very good soccer program, though.
asiangrrlMN - April 3, 2010 | 11:38 pm · Link
My alma mater is not even a Div. I school. So there.
Kryptik - April 3, 2010 | 11:40 pm · Link
Butler better beat the shit out of Duke. Because it’ll be utterly insufferable if Duke wins the whole thing outright, and it’ll continue to be ‘LOL, little non-marquee losers’ by the usual suspects that fellate the big-name schools.
SiubhanDuinne - April 3, 2010 | 11:40 pm · Link
@Morzer #97:
A window-squawker is sort of like a former half-term governor of Alaska, except that you have actual responsibilities.
WIN!
Bad Horse's Filly - April 3, 2010 | 11:47 pm · Link
Tunch love is forever. No worries Mrs. C
Dee Loralei - April 3, 2010 | 11:48 pm · Link
Sorry about your Eers, Cole. I’ll be rooting for Butler Monday.
Svelte Tunch will be as loved as fat Tunch.
Yutsano, I went to a football school who sometimes does really well at basketball.Also baseball, gymnastics and wrestling. And our tall bitches in crimson britches are in the Final 4 tomorrow night! Boomer Sooner!
grumpy realist - April 3, 2010 | 11:49 pm · Link
OK John, now you have me curious. What’s this fantastic exercise routine that you have Tunch on?
(I imagine a large, Tunch-sized hamster wheel in the middle of your place.)
Anyone good at Photoshop?
Maxwel - April 3, 2010 | 11:49 pm · Link
@burnswhatever I was joking, moron. Is this a TeaBagger forum? The stench of stupidity is overwhelming.
slag - April 3, 2010 | 11:51 pm · Link
#84
Seconded. I’ll match this donation.
Also, Barack Obama Looking at Awesome Things is pretty funny. I can’t decide if I prefer him looking at the Bridge of the Enterprise or at the Matrix.
CynDee - April 3, 2010 | 11:51 pm · Link
John Cole: You have a first-class Mom as well as a fine Kitteh who will always be evolving into his Best Self. Unless he’s done evolving. He really does seem like some kind of higher form.
I just watched Puppies Drying Themselves again. I treat myself to this a couple of times a month.
Mark S. :
So glad you thought that over. I mean, what about raiding the temple granaries. “What is food for the gods will not sour in the belly of a slave!”
And Nefertiri beating the old Pharoah at hounds and jackals while Rameses strides and glowers. And then there’s Moses and a beautiful girl saving Moses’ mother —his MOTHER, for goodness sake—from being crushed by a stone AND the giant obelisk rising over the new treasure city with 2000 SLAVES ON THOSE ROPES and Moses using devastating cool reason to overcome Ramses’ nasty accusations? And Vincent Price getting a big bad surprise, AND those beautiful gowns and veils and things! And don’t get me started on the plagues and the MUSIC and crossing the desert and fighting the goatherds!
OK, I’m done. I’ve got it on DVD and what’s more, I’ve known the whole thing by heart since 1956. There’s never been anything like it.
morzer - April 3, 2010 | 11:55 pm · Link
I don’t think understatement works for you. Perhaps you should consider ramping up the rhetoric a touch?
Mike E - April 3, 2010 | 11:57 pm · Link
Maxwel=BoB + LSD
mai naem - April 3, 2010 | 11:59 pm · Link
I turned the teevee on when I got home tonight and it was still on MSNBC They have a lock up across the world piece where they’ve showed a prison in Serbia with an Olympic sized pool and weekend passes. Hell, they’ve showed prisons in Eastern Europe that are better than any American prisons. And, oh yeah, my alma mater has won the NCAA championship and been in the final four several times and also too, had the longest streak of appearing in the NCAAs till this year.
Jason Bylinowski - April 4, 2010 | 12:01 am · Link
is there ever even maybe a three day period of the year when there isn’t a fucking sport to put up with? go ahead, call me a party pooper. in return i’ll tell you i don’t give a rat’s ass, because you’re not the one who has to deal with this endless parade of sports teams, none of whom make my dinner, pay me money or give me a hard-on in any way whatsoever. i ask humbly, what is the fucking point?, and again, can anyone point to a calendar and tell me when is the half-hour in which no sports season is active, because I am thinking very seriously of starting a cult, and that time period will be like our Easter-like time of renewal every year. & yeah, i have an alma mater, too, for those of you about to mention that, and i don’t give a shit about it either.
::slowly comes to::
Wha? Shit, guys, I’m sorry. March madness, man. March fucking madness. Does it every year.
Honus - April 4, 2010 | 12:03 am · Link
Maxwel,
Did you actually go to Duke? Because I’ve been dealing with you losers for over 30 years and if there’s a definition of an alligator mouth attached to a tadpole ass, it’s a dookie.
Maxwel - April 4, 2010 | 12:06 am · Link
@Honus:
What differencedoes it make?
Do you deliver pizza to the Duke dorms?
Maxwel - April 4, 2010 | 12:07 am · Link
@Honus:
What difference does it make?
Do you deliver pizza to the Duke dorms?
tesslibrarian - April 4, 2010 | 12:08 am · Link
We love Tunch’s attitude. That’s unlikely to get smaller.
(Edit: Also—Go Dawgs! Wrong season, but the spring game is next Saturday.)
Anya - April 4, 2010 | 12:14 am · Link
@Jason Bylinowski: I feel the same way without the March madness caveat.
JabbaTheHutaree - April 4, 2010 | 12:16 am · Link
Duke janitor orders pizza….
Yutsano - April 4, 2010 | 12:21 am · Link
Now that there shall be either great rendering of garments and/or massive celebration that may or may not involve the burning of couches, I can haz new thread plz?
Comrade Kevin - April 4, 2010 | 12:31 am · Link
I bet Maxwel looks exactly like, and is as punchable as, Tucker Carlson.
Loneoak - April 4, 2010 | 12:32 am · Link
Based on the pictorial evidence, Tunch’s “activities” are staring at a window and getting wasted on the nip.
Just like me.
Yutsano - April 4, 2010 | 12:37 am · Link
@ Loneoak:
So what you’re saying is you have a full rich life. Excellent.
Loneoak - April 4, 2010 | 12:38 am · Link
@ Yusatano, and much like Tunch, it is not good for the weights.
Maxwel - April 4, 2010 | 12:40 am · Link
@Comrade Kelvin:
Let’s put it this way punk. I ran marathons at 200#.
Jason Bylinowski - April 4, 2010 | 12:41 am · Link
@Anya: Yeah, well, me too actually, but March Madness really does tend to drive me an extra shade of crazy. I am glad that is is almost done.
Dilbatt - April 4, 2010 | 1:08 am · Link
Uh, I will believe the weight loss stories when I see the evidence. I have a big, fat cat too, and it is hard as hell to get the weight off of him. Good luck.
DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal) - April 4, 2010 | 1:10 am · Link
Tommy the Cat sez: Teh luv fer Tunch iz a fixt valu witch wen devidead intu hiz wait givz a luv pur ownce rashio.
My interpretation: Less Tunch means more love per remaining ounce. :)
ricky - April 4, 2010 | 1:16 am · Link
Dee Loralei @ 111
We know imported Texans are responsible for your school’s football program. It appears them are who influences grammar there as well.
Restrung - April 4, 2010 | 1:24 am · Link
too good for even an oooh, snap. As a fellow St Paulite might say, “TUUUUUUUUUUUUU” ...never mind.
Dee Loralei - April 4, 2010 | 1:33 am · Link
LOL Ricky, damn grammar.
morzer - April 4, 2010 | 1:36 am · Link
Well, some people are slow developers. But I am glad you got there in the end.
Steeplejack - April 4, 2010 | 2:13 am · Link
@John Cole:
My love for the Tunch is whole; it is complete; it is total. And I am not going to sit here and be an idle spectator to the diminution, the subversion, the destruction of the Tunch love.
Skepticat - April 4, 2010 | 8:59 am · Link
Are we the slightest bit insulted that John’s mother thinks that we’re that shallow?
D-Chance. - April 4, 2010 | 9:18 am · Link
I’m more insulted by the fact that she’s probably right…
Prof. K&G - April 4, 2010 | 10:51 am · Link
And you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes, right?