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Insane Mime Posse

By John Cole March 22nd, 2010

Via the comments, this is pretty amusing:

I know this is wrong, but every time I see mimes I want to punch them in the neck. These ones were ok, though.

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41 Responses to “Insane Mime Posse”



  1. 1 r€nato Says:

    Mimes are the fifth column of Obamunism.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:38 pm



  2. 2 Cat Lady Says:

    SEIU thugs blowing hateful whistles. Also, too.

    ETA: Paging Wavy Gravy.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:42 pm



  3. 3 General Egali Tarian Stuck Says:

    but every time I see mimes I want to punch them in the neck

    The ones on stilts always skeer me.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 pm



  4. 4 r€nato Says:

    What the hell is a hateful whistle?


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:43 pm



  5. 5 Pigs & Spiders Says:

    Mimes…minions….coincidence? I think not!


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:44 pm



  6. 6 Warren Terra Says:

    I’m pretty sure the tags are wrong – I can see the clowns, but it’s all shot waist-and-above, not a clown shoe in sight.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:44 pm



  7. 7 r€nato Says:

    every time I see mimes I want to punch them in the neck

    Huh. I wouldn’t have thought there’d be that many to be found in West Virginia. Do they have a mime program at your college or something? A halfway house for recovering mimes?


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:46 pm



  8. 8 r€nato Says:

    The first rule of Mime Club is… YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 pm



  9. 9 John Cole Says:

    @r€nato: They do let us out of the state every now and then.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:50 pm



  10. 10 burnspbesq Says:

    DCCC didn’t waste any time reaching out to the historic donor base. I got a call tonight from a guy with a wicked Bahstan accent. I told both DCCC and DSCC that my checkbook was closed until there was a health care bill ready for the President’s signature. There is, so I gave.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 pm



  11. 11 arguingwithsignposts Says:

    @r€nato:

    Huh. I wouldn’t have thought there’d be that many to be found in West Virginia. Do they have a mime program at your college or something? A halfway house for recovering mimes?

    Are you kidding? You haven’t heard of the gypsy mimes of West Virginia? Traveling bands of mimes that accost travelers and pretend to pick their pockets, feign armed robberies and practice other acts of general thievery?

    JC has every right to be on his toes about this silent threat!


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:51 pm



  12. 12 demkat620 Says:

    The ones on stilts always skeer me.

    I can’t stand clowns. Ever since I read It, I keep waiting for them to get all evil with pointy teeth.

    Pennywise was some scary shit.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 pm



  13. 13 freelancer Says:

    @r€nato:

    swish.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 pm



  14. 14 Warren Terra Says:

    @r€nato:

    The first rule of Mime Club is… YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT MIME CLUB.

    I like the Tautology Club adaptation of that famous line.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:54 pm



  15. 15 Nethead Jay Says:

    Hahahahaha, love the title ref. Good fun and well done on the part of the mimes :)


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 pm



  16. 16 r€nato Says:

    @Warren Terra: that’s good


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:55 pm



  17. 17 Deschanel Says:

    They were also assaulted by the bodyguards of this guy, who got them in headlocks (women too) then complained that they got makeup on them (the bodyguards) while they stabbed ballons with knives.

    The SWAT team sent the Beck (!) people away, but one bodyguard was reportedly arrested for assault. Yeah, haha mimes so amusing. It got nasty.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 pm



  18. 18 Dee Loralei Says:

    Rachel just did an amazing difference between Reps and Dems bit it was over at :54 after the hour. Please front page it soon, so it can reach more people.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 pm



  19. 19 Jason Bylinowski Says:

    Yeah….obviously I’m not really for a group like NumbersUSA (though to be honest I don’t really have a dog in this immigration fight at all) but just as importantly I really don’t go for that sort of aggressive, caustic activism. It’s just tacky and begins a process of escalation that just really never seems to conclude in any sort of responsible way. Not that I am totally against violent protest. I guess what I am against is mixed signals.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 9:56 pm



  20. 20 Callope Jane Says:

    Damn damn damn. F*ck the t-baggers. F*ck all the republicans members of Congress who cheer those advocating violence. Just on Rachel—not only was Slaughter’s office vandalized, but Giffords (AZ-8, my congresswoman) Tucson office was hit. The glass window/door (not sure; perhaps both but the picture wasn’t clear) was shattered, perhaps with a pellet gun, they’re not sure.

    Cowards did this in the dead of night but on the plus side no one was hurt (although her staffers stay late, so this was lucky). F*ck them. And way to go, anonymous f*ckwits; way to get me to volunteer even more than I already was. Thanks for including her on your Act Blue list.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:00 pm



  21. 21 Susan Kitchens Says:

    “He’s a mime! get him!”

    -Shakes the Clown.
    (must see wackadoo cult fave movie)


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm



  22. 22 dmsilev Says:

    I’m a fan of Lord Vetinari’s solution to the mime problem: Throw them in a scorpion pit.

    -dms


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:04 pm



  23. 23 r€nato Says:

    @Callope Jane: remember all those left-wing acts of vigilantism after the Supreme Court awarded the presidency to Bush in 2000?

    Yeah, me neither. Just think what they’d have done, had it gone the other way.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:05 pm



  24. 24 ed Says:

    I know this is wrong, but every time I see mimes I want to punch them in the neck.

    The fuck? Everyone feels that way. Shoosh, Opus whacked a mime.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:09 pm



  25. 25 Jon H Says:

    A mime saved 34 miners’ lives in the Poca, WV cave-in of 33.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:14 pm



  26. 26 r€nato Says:

    I’m terribly concerned about all this mime-ism against Mime-Americans.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:16 pm



  27. 27 Jon H Says:

    @r€nato: “I’m terribly concerned about all this mime-ism against Mime-Americans.”

    Oh what, you want to give them “special rights”? Special “no neck-punching” rights?


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:18 pm



  28. 28 r€nato Says:

    @Jon H: It’s unnatural. If God had wanted us to mime, he wouldn’t have given us vocal chords.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:26 pm



  29. 29 emrventures Says:

    @Jon H: It’s unnatural. If God had wanted us to mime, he wouldn’t have given us vocal chords.

    Sort of like if God had wanted us to play soccer, he wouldn’t have given us hands.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:31 pm



  30. 30 russell Says:

    At least it wasn’t the Bread and Puppets folks. And yeah, those whistles are freaking obnoxious.

    But there ain’t no need to punch anyone in the neck.

    And seriously, putting mimes in headlocks while stabbing their balloons? Next time maybe they should send the ninja mimes.

    Hugh Romney, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:35 pm



  31. 31 Calliope Jane Says:

    @r€nato: Heh, true. Brooks Brothers riots writ large.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 10:54 pm



  32. 32 AnotherBruce Says:

    I like mimes, that’s all I have to say about it.


    March 22nd, 2010 at 11:29 pm



  33. 33 Citizen_X Says:

    I wouldn’t have thought there’d be that many to be found in West Virginia.

    Come on, West Virginia is well known for its coal mimes.

    And this guy’s complaint: “Help, the mimes are trying to silence me!” Oy vey.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 12:44 am



  34. 34 fraught Says:

    Q. How do you bury a dead mime?

    A. in a glass box?

    Ba da bum. Sorry, truly sorry.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 12:45 am



  35. 35 Batocchio Says:

    Eh, I’m not that into the white face mime stuff, but it’s always been fashionable to hate on mimes – even by actors who use mime techniques and should know better. Ever see Marcel Marceau’s weird zombie film Shanks?


    March 23rd, 2010 at 1:13 am



  36. 36 MobiusKlein Says:

    @r€nato: There were a few in San Francisco. e.g.
    http://farm2.static.flickr.com.....67d564.jpg

    And naturally, http://vivirlatino.com/2009/01.....street.php once that mistake was over.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 1:16 am



  37. 37 General Egali Tarian Stuck Says:

    A mime is a terrible thing to waste.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 1:39 am



  38. 38 DH Walker Says:

    Over and over and over again, the “reporter” flogs the idea that illegal immigrants are taking jobs away from citizens. This is a hugely popular myth among nativist morons in spite of the fact that there’s no statistical correlation between unemployment rate and size of illegal populations. There probably are arguments to be made about immigration, but anyone who cites jobs as their reason is simply lying. Like this idiot in the video – over, and over and over again.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 10:44 am



  39. 39 Bob K Says:

    @ demkat620

    Want a balloon?

    BEEP BEEP Richie! They ALL float down here. When you’re down here with us, you’ll float too!

    The only thing more frightening than pennywise the clown is a grinning Dick Cheney

    And, you know, the thing about Dick… he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

    Liz also


    March 23rd, 2010 at 11:47 am



  40. 40 Shinobi Says:

    I can still hear those freaking whistles.

    I also love how there was “no free speech” happening… at a rally. People’s inability to understand that right is pretty amazing.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 12:20 pm



  41. 41 jamie Says:

    David Bowie was a mime.

    I think you can sum up this guy’s message as: I got mime, baby.


    March 23rd, 2010 at 12:20 pm