They Stole Our Line
Just got an email linking to this (that one of you jackasses signed me up for, btw):
Memorandum For David Axelrod From Roger StoneI understand how you feel. Washington can be a cold and lonely place when the Georgetown cocktail set figures out that the Emperor has no clothes. Imagine the surprise of the cognoscenti when they found out that Obama was not only not Black Jesus, but he turned out to be Black Jimmy Carter; indecisive, in over his head.
First, Black Jimmy Carter is OUR LINE. Second, everyone knows that Michael Jordan was Black Jesus.
March 9, 2010 10:27 am
Posted in: Black Jimmy Carter, Wingnut Event Horizon
35 Comments
35 Responses
bcinaz - March 9, 2010 | 10:30 am · Link
I know I can use teh google to find this out,
but, who the the hell is roger stone?
General Egali Tarian Stuck - March 9, 2010 | 10:31 am · Link
Sounds like Roger Stone has been reading liberal blogs.
General Egali Tarian Stuck - March 9, 2010 | 10:31 am · Link
@bcinaz: dirty gop trickster, who goes back to the Nixon administration. A first degree sewer trout.
Bill E Pilgrim - March 9, 2010 | 10:33 am · Link
“Y is the black X” is the new black.
jibeaux - March 9, 2010 | 10:33 am · Link
I think Jesus was Black Jesus, actually. At least Cafe Au Lait Jesus.
Kryptik - March 9, 2010 | 10:35 am · Link
Ahhh, another Reagan Corpse Fellater.
Whoever signed you up for this deserves a week as Tunch’s personal bed as punishment.
Dan Robinson - March 9, 2010 | 10:36 am · Link
And Jim Brown was the black John Wayne.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media.....h2_203.jpg
Dennis - March 9, 2010 | 10:36 am · Link
Roger Stone is a douche.
And Earl Monroe, not Michael Jordan, was Black Jesus.
Bill E Pilgrim - March 9, 2010 | 10:42 am · Link
@Dan Robinson:
So… Jack Black is the white Bobby Brown?
Lev - March 9, 2010 | 10:42 am · Link
I love me some right-wing concern trolling. I suspect Stone wrote this and then slid back underneath his rock.
Napoleon - March 9, 2010 | 10:43 am · Link
@General Egali Tarian Stuck:
Doesn’t he even have a tatoo of Nixon? And you can’t mention Roger Stone with out mentioning that he placed ads for himself and his wife in a swingers magazine.
JMG - March 9, 2010 | 10:50 am · Link
Basketball history note: Earl Monroe, not Michael Jordan, was first called Black Jesus when he played Philly high school basketball (and playground ball) at John Bartram High in the 1960s.
Antid Oto - March 9, 2010 | 10:51 am · Link
Excuse me, but I believe you mean Earl The Pearl Monroe.
JayP - March 9, 2010 | 10:51 am · Link
Actually, Black Jesus was the playground name for Earl “The Pearl” Monroe back in Philly. Even name checked in “He Got Game” by Spike Lee.
Comrade Sock Puppet of the Great Satan - March 9, 2010 | 10:51 am · Link
Y’know, this Black Jimmy Carter thing is going to be a lot harder to peddle after HCR gets passed. Which it will.
Antid Oto - March 9, 2010 | 10:52 am · Link
Ah. Beaten to the nitpick.
Comrade javafascist - March 9, 2010 | 10:53 am · Link
And Citizens United Not Timid, of the recent Supreme Court fame, is a bastard offspring of Roger Stone. He’s pure class, that one.
Zam - March 9, 2010 | 10:54 am · Link
They took our jerbs!
Robin G - March 9, 2010 | 10:58 am · Link
Still all about race.
Jim C - March 9, 2010 | 11:12 am · Link
... and Isaac Hayes was the Black Moses of Soul.
Just Some Fuckhead - March 9, 2010 | 11:35 am · Link
Does this make Jimmy Carter the White Obama?
Dan Robinson - March 9, 2010 | 12:28 pm · Link
@21
No. The black & white operator is not commutative.
Also, they do not have an inverse property. Obama being the black Jesus does not make Jesus the Jewish Isaac Hayes, or Isaac Hayes the black Donald Trump.
Arclite - March 9, 2010 | 12:43 pm · Link
Hmm, John. Now that Obama has broken the colored ceiling, are you suggesting Michael Jordan should run for president?
BombIranForChrist - March 9, 2010 | 1:30 pm · Link
According to Malcolm X, Jesus was Black Jesus, right? Or was that Terminator X. Or Nat X. Can’t remember.
Bob L - March 9, 2010 | 1:54 pm · Link
Just Some Fuckhead @ #21” Does this make Jimmy Carter the White Obama ”
The new intertubes mem; reductio ad Obamaum; sooner or later in an internet conversation someone gets compared to Obama.
Examples:
Jimmy Carter was the white Obama
Hitler was the white Obama
Jesus was the white Obama
Reagan was the white Obama
Rahm is the white Obama
Obama is the white Obama
ect
MattR - March 9, 2010 | 2:02 pm · Link
They can steal our line as long as they don’t steal our women.
DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal) - March 9, 2010 | 2:20 pm · Link
Fix’t.
Fix’t.
@Dan Robinson:
Keep that up and you are going to open a portal into another dimension, freeing Zombie Reagan.
Rebecca - March 9, 2010 | 2:32 pm · Link
Dude, Jimmy Carter was a much better president than people give him credit for. He did some very nice, liberal things for this country. I would be perfectly happy to have a Black Jimmy Carter, as long as there’s no hostage situation for him to botch and lose re-election with.
Rebecca - March 9, 2010 | 2:38 pm · Link
Jimmy Carter:
1. Created the Departments of Energy and Education
2. Established national energy policy
3. Declared unconditional amnesty for draft dodgers
4. Supported gay rights by opposing the Briggs Amendment (which would have outlawed gay people and people who supported gay rights from teaching school in California)
5. Put solar panels on the White House
ET - March 9, 2010 | 2:39 pm · Link
Roger Stone (really cheezy) concern troll.
Andyboy - March 9, 2010 | 2:45 pm · Link
Roger Stone is God.
anticontrarian - March 9, 2010 | 3:20 pm · Link
Wasn’t Jesus black?
nutellaontoast - March 9, 2010 | 3:23 pm · Link
That makes the Wu-Tang Clan the black disciples, right?
brantl - March 9, 2010 | 4:41 pm · Link
Roger Stone sucks a whole bucket of dicks, and lots of people have the pictures.
Steeplejack - March 9, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link
@Dan Robinson:
Is it possible for me to subscribe to your algebra newsletter?