SOTU Open Thread

Watching Chuck myself, but here is a shiny for you all.

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January 27, 2010 9:03 pm Posted in: The Failed Obama Administration (Only Took Two Weeks)  460 Comments

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  1. Dave C - January 27, 2010 | 9:05 pm · Link

    24 Oz. of Stone’s Ruination IPA better be enough to get me through this. David Gregory’s blathering is not making me too optimistic about my prospects, though.

  2. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:05 pm · Link

    I’m catching up to Chuck slowly. Should be done with Season 1 by the end of the month.

    Let us know if Adam Baldwin does his condescending grin. It’s a drink if he does.

  3. valdivia - January 27, 2010 | 9:05 pm · Link

    Thanks John. Take it easy. Here we go.

  4. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:05 pm · Link

    Yay

  5. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:06 pm · Link

    CSPAN just has people milling about. Much better than the jibbering on the other networks. Oo. Gavel. Shh.

  6. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:06 pm · Link

    Oh noes, look at all dem white peeple.

    What did anyone expect from the first President of color?

  7. McGeorge Bundy - January 27, 2010 | 9:06 pm · Link

    Yaaaaaaay! Yaaay! Yaaaaaaaaay!

    Creepy sounding.

  8. Spork - January 27, 2010 | 9:07 pm · Link

    I’m drinking on “United” “States”, and “We”. I’m hoping to be out by halftime. It’s a simple game, you win if you have to read about the speech tomorrow to find out what it was about.

  9. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 9:07 pm · Link

    Why the hell does the White House app require a microphone? I was going to watch the speech on my iPod. No, I don’t really know why.

  10. robertdsc - January 27, 2010 | 9:07 pm · Link

    First Lady is in PURPLE! I am D E A D!

  11. burnspbesq - January 27, 2010 | 9:07 pm · Link

    Wise move. In your condition, you don’t need to be tempted to chuck your laptop across the room.

  12. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 9:07 pm · Link

    I’m watching it on BET

  13. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:08 pm · Link

    Thanks John

    Probably a healthier way to spend the evening, blood pressure wise

  14. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:08 pm · Link

    Sheila Jackson Lee fresh from her triumph at the MJ funeral.

  15. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:08 pm · Link

    Well the Tweety just said the President didn’t eat his pie today.

    Good god.

    Michelle looks great.

  16. Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:08 pm · Link

    Michelle looks beautiful. I like her new hair and her outfit is sharp.

    I love our president!

    O-bot.

  17. fourlegsgood - January 27, 2010 | 9:08 pm · Link

    Thanks – get some rest, and yes, a nice card and a gift certificate to your nurse is a wonderful idea. And appropriate.

  18. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 9:08 pm · Link

    If Obama doesn’t say exactly what I want to hear, then I’m so hopping on the Palin bandwagon.

  19. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:09 pm · Link

    One can imagine it would be hard to clap louder at this point.

  20. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:09 pm · Link

    @robertdsc: Did you see the little uniformed security to the First Lady’s right? She’s teeny tiny. Looks like a DC cop. Wonder what that’s about.

    Listening to this is making my palms hurt

  21. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:09 pm · Link

    Obama just hugged Geithner, which can only mean Obama is throwing me under the bus.

  22. Sentient Puddle - January 27, 2010 | 9:10 pm · Link

    Drink of choice for me tonight is Rogue’s Dead Guy ale.

    Here we go!

  23. valdivia - January 27, 2010 | 9:10 pm · Link

    Yes the First Lady rocks. Love the dress and haircut. Love our Pres. O-bot too.

  24. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:10 pm · Link

    I might not have enough rum for this speech.

  25. MJ - January 27, 2010 | 9:10 pm · Link

    Michelle looks fabulous! I take that as a sign of great things to come!

  26. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 9:10 pm · Link

    @demkat620:

    I don’t get it, but I rarely get Tweety. But, fair’s fair, his remark to Olbermann, that the even-tempered Obama “is not you” was pretty damn funny.

  27. Joe Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:10 pm · Link

    Michelle’s dress is gorgeous! I love the color.

  28. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:11 pm · Link

    Omg NBC guys, stfu!

  29. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:11 pm · Link

    I will forgive Obama all his sins if he becomes the Prez who discontinues the practice of introducing guests in the gallery.

  30. JGabriel - January 27, 2010 | 9:11 pm · Link

    Started to watch the SOTU on Hulu, but they’re streaming the Fox News feed. Recommend the CSpan feed instead.

    .

  31. Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:11 pm · Link

    Biden and Pelosi are color coordinated. Purple is definitely the color of the night.

  32. burnspbesq - January 27, 2010 | 9:11 pm · Link

    C-SPAN video feed froze on Obama shaking hands with Justice Thomas. Pulling the wastebasket out from under the desk in case I have to puke.

  33. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:12 pm · Link

    Obama starting wide, historical context.

  34. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:12 pm · Link

    Well, our first crowd shot of the cranky old white guys club on the right. Good lord that is an unhappy group.

  35. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 9:12 pm · Link

    Oh fuck he hasn’t said our union is strong yet, that is gonna come up.

  36. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:13 pm · Link

    Bullrun? BULLRUN? Holy fuck. The Democrats have lost the south for a generation! Heh.

  37. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 9:14 pm · Link

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Declaring “I don’t quit,’” an embattled President Barack Obama vowed in his first State of the Union address Wednesday night to make job growth his topmost priority for the year and urged a divided Congress to come together around new stimulus spending and short-term economic relief. He said he would still pursue ambitious longer-term changes to health care, energy, education and beyond.
    “Change has not come fast enough,” Obama said before a politician-packed House chamber and a TV audience of millions. “I do not accept second-place for the United States of America. As hard as it may be, as uncomfortable and contentious as the debates may be, it’s time to get serious about fixing the problems that are hampering our growth.”

  38. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:14 pm · Link

    Normandy and Bull Run. Bloody Sunday…and, look, Joe’s nodding…

  39. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 9:14 pm · Link

    @mr. whipple:
    Hillary would have spat in his face!

    Ralph woulda noogied him bald! !

    Kucinich would have reached up and punched him in the nuts! ! !

  40. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 9:14 pm · Link

    Is it too late to hope he makes a high profile firing tonight of Geithner and instead proposes the Senate approves someone who will make Wall Street piss itself?

  41. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:14 pm · Link

    Wait, a Union v Confederacy CW reference? That must be a SOTU first (well in about 150 yrs, anyway).

  42. Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:14 pm · Link

    @Zam: See Left, Talk. BTD has already PUMA’d on it. He also says the reception wasn’t very warm.

  43. Comrade Kevin - January 27, 2010 | 9:15 pm · Link

    @burnspbesq:

    C-SPAN video feed froze on Obama shaking hands with Justice Thomas.

    You missed the knee to the groin then.

  44. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:15 pm · Link

    The First Lady is standing with the cops that dropped the Terrarist, boy that gives me a stiffy….

  45. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    Numbing weight of our politics.

    He’s got that right.

  46. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    Kick their ass Barack! Kick their ass! That’s what people want to hear. That somebody is going to get an ass kicking.

  47. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    @Max:

    He also says the reception wasn’t very warm.

    Republicans were doing that sarcastic slow clap from 1996. Dennis Miller is their comedy adviser, after all.

  48. arguingwithsignposts - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    I’m also watching the SOTU Crack Van at First Draft: http://www.first-draft.com/ Three windows open: BJ, FD, and CSPAN. Got, i’m an internet whore.

  49. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    The numbing weight of politics.

    The weight of my numbnuts.

    Bipartisan in 5…

  50. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Obama calls for repeal of don’t-ask-don’t-tell policy on gays in military.

  51. Joe Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    Wall Street vs. Main Street – major theme?

  52. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    Amaretto fruit crisp is working nicely, but what the hell kind of pie was Tweety talking about?

  53. eastriver (aka Mister Muffins) - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    Is Obama on the teevee tonight? Nobody told me.

  54. Seebach - January 27, 2010 | 9:16 pm · Link

    spoiler alert: we’re all sold out

  55. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:17 pm · Link

    “They remain busy building cars….” Not if they work for Toyota.

  56. Notorious P.A.T. - January 27, 2010 | 9:17 pm · Link

    Obama just hugged Geithner

    He’s earned it! ! ! ! !

  57. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:17 pm · Link

    Everybody stand up!

  58. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:17 pm · Link

    There he is, President Hopeful. Can we swallow another spoonful of Hope?

  59. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 9:18 pm · Link

    Is it my crappy DSL, or has the Youtube feed been freezing for other people?

  60. Poopyman - January 27, 2010 | 9:18 pm · Link

    Hey Cole, I just came up for air after working a proposal most of the week and just read your “I’m Alive” post. Jeebus! I can’t offer anything more than my sympathies, although the closest I can come to advice is to get as much sleep as you can. It’ll help.

    Mrs. P and I are sitting here (+0, sadly) watching Joe and Nancy sagely nodding along with the speech.

    Ooops. Joe almost prematurely clapped. Must be reading ahead on the teleprompter.

  61. jrg - January 27, 2010 | 9:18 pm · Link

    I hear a lot of platitudes, but what the fuck is he going to do about the human-animal hybrids?

  62. vk - January 27, 2010 | 9:18 pm · Link

    watching the sotu on cnn. does obama’s makeup make him look jaundiced or it just on cnn? he doesn’t look like he normally does.

  63. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:18 pm · Link

    Did someone order the Joe Biden bobblehead doll?

  64. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:18 pm · Link

    “Hated the bank bail out”....”but we had to do it”....waaaaahhhhh!

  65. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    Grassley doesn’t approve of not approving of the bailout.

  66. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    Where are they going here?

  67. valdivia - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    Geithner looks like the death. Wow he got old.

  68. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    but what the fuck is he going to do about the human-animal hybrids?

    I’m pretty certain that is why we can’t let the gays marry, you know slippery slope and all.

  69. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    ok, props for a good explanation of why he “had to do it”.

  70. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    Yes, because we still don’t know who got what money. Nice.
    FOIA for yo ass.

  71. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:19 pm · Link

    Obama reminds me of Fred Armisen.

  72. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link

    My, Joe Biden has white teeth.
    What’s Gaithner grinning about?

  73. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link

    @jrg: lol

  74. MysticalChick - January 27, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link

    Oh honestly some of these phonies kill me. So much grandstanding.

    Obot here too btw.

  75. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link

    He is making a case. Cool. Will he be making the case in two months from now?

  76. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link

    Mars? Trip to Mars for -110 on the line?

  77. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:20 pm · Link

    Fuck you Ben and Joe, sitting together like 9th graders on their first date.

  78. camchuck - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    @jrg:

    what the fuck is he going to do about the human-animal hybrids

    Haha. I guess Bush came through on that one, though I’m suspicious of Usain Bolt and Michael Phelps.

  79. McGeorge Bundy - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    Ah, the teabagging Republicans can’t bother to applaud a “modest fee” on the biggest banks to get the rest of the bailout money back. True colors shown right there.

  80. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    @jrg: Thanks for remembering the human-animal hybrids.

  81. CaseyL - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    I can’t watch; I’ll lose track of time and miss going off to take the census enumerator test. So thank y’all for doing the play by play.

  82. Dave C - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    I think Joe Biden might be trashed.

  83. Spork - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    This is not bad, I like him pointing out the payroll tax cuts.

  84. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    We even cut taxes for Republicans!

  85. PanAmerican - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    @inkadu:

    But funnier.

  86. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    LOL. Obama chides goopers.

    Well played.

  87. robertdsc - January 27, 2010 | 9:21 pm · Link

    The Prez makes a funny. Ha ha ha!

  88. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    Oooooo – suck it boner!
    Fuck it, I’m drinking on that one.

  89. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    Oh my god. The GOP looks like a bunch of lemon suckers.

    Hahahahahaha!

  90. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    Where was this guy eight months ago? Jesus!!

  91. Sentient Puddle - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    Yeah, Obama taking a dig at the Republicans wasn’t a drinking word, but damn, that was too good to pass up.

  92. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    @mr. whipple:
    I’m taking a shot for him saying that

  93. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    No Republican claps for taxcuts? Wha happen’d?

  94. Skepticat - January 27, 2010 | 9:22 pm · Link

    @Keith G: Good grief, they’re the only real people in the room.

  95. JK - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    For anyone seeking a good progressive critique of Obama’s SOTU check out wbai.org, kpfk.org, or kpfa.org at the conclusion of the speech and democracynow.org tomorrow morning.

  96. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    That’s right bitches. The. Recovery. Act.

  97. AhabTRuler - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    I find half of Nancy Pelosi’s head to be very creepy. I have no problem with the entirety of her head, but seeing just the “smile” is wrong.

  98. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    .... also known as the stimulus bill, bitches!

  99. Poopyman - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    Come on, Dave C, he looks the same as he always does.

    Ooooh. Hmmmmm….

  100. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    haha “I thought I would get some applause on that one” the look he gave them was awesome!

    cain

  101. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:23 pm · Link

    Talk to the hand Bitch!

  102. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:24 pm · Link

    “I know shits emotional right now…but we got this guy Not Sure. He gon’ fix everything!”

  103. burnspbesq - January 27, 2010 | 9:24 pm · Link

    Time to go watch something that will make me happy. See y’all later.

  104. Luthe - January 27, 2010 | 9:24 pm · Link

    Ok, fine, fine, we can haz more stimulus plz?

  105. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 9:24 pm · Link

    About damn time. Own your success. FU non-mop picker-uppers.

  106. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:24 pm · Link

    Obama feeling my pain.

  107. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    clap, republicans, clap for the new job bill, motherfuckers! +2

    cain

  108. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    ***dramatic pause***

    “now, slow the tempo mr. prez”

    You’ve got them….now hit it! Up tempo! Preach it!

  109. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    New jobs! That gets the Aryan Bruthahood clapping.

  110. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    Jobs bill for 2010. Okey-dokey. Aaaaaaand health …?

    (I know, I know, gin makes me impatient).

  111. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    @AhabTRuler:I can’t get over Pelosi’s necklace. That thing is huge. I want it.

  112. Notorious P.A.T. - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    There he is, President Hopeful

    That’s his leadership style: do nothing, and hope Wall Street behaves responsibly; do nothing, and hope a dysfunctional Congress passed health care reform; do nothing, and hope the economy rights itself.

  113. Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    From Marc Ambinder’s Twitter feed

    A Dem e-mails: “The footage of every R sitting when Obama talked about bank tax is going into every ad we do in 2010.”

    Obama Fuck yeah!

  114. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:25 pm · Link

    New jobs bill…..Stimulus round two. Interesting.

  115. RandomChick - January 27, 2010 | 9:26 pm · Link

    Can we juxtapose the R’s “no” vote on the job bill (you know it’s coming) with their standing O on him mentioning it?

  116. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:26 pm · Link

    Jesus, fuck! Let the man talk, he’s only on page 3 fer Chrissakes. Sheesh.

  117. jenniebee - January 27, 2010 | 9:26 pm · Link

    @Bootlegger: that shit’s going to go viral, Republicans sitting on their hands when Obama says that banks should pay back the money given them by taxpayers and then sitting on their hands as Obama runs down a list of tax cuts.

    Then they stand when he calls for a Jobs bill. WTF kind of optics strategy are they going for here?

  118. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 9:26 pm · Link

    Boy, all of these references to Ohio, Pennyslvania, and Arizona, among others. You’d think these states were important in an election or something.

  119. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    Republicans hate small business!

  120. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    @AhabTRuler: It’s just that she’s mildly brain damaged.

    What is that fuckwad Saxby Chambliss (Asshole-GA) doing? Blackberry. Can I just say … FUCK YOU SAXBY.

    OK I feel better now.

  121. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    Government getting involved in private lending. About fucking time.

  122. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    clap, republicans clap!

  123. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    somebody there is shouting a lot.. who the hell is that?

    cain

  124. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    Goopers finally get up. Why? A capital gains tax cut.

    They are odd people.

  125. Luthe - January 27, 2010 | 9:27 pm · Link

    ...didn’t I suggest that the Dems tax the banks and loan it to small business like three months ago?

    ::wonders when the WH started reading BJ comments::

  126. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    Oy, but does Boehner look like a pickled sea turtle who died in the sun.

  127. mcc - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    He’s describing a bunch of plans re: loans with money from TARP, capital gains holidays etc for small businesses. How many of these were in the House “jobs bill” already passed?

  128. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    @Brian J:

    Heh. I was waiting for Carna I mean Missouri

  129. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    I must be too drunk to have heard the bit about health care.

  130. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    @jenniebee: I dunno, but they are out of sync big time, and those creepy poker faces only remind me of some dude standing over a hole in a tearoom.

  131. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    STOP FUCKING CLAPPING DAMMIT! Pretty happy about the rail stuff though.

  132. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:28 pm · Link

    I want to dress Republicans up in little vests and hats and make them dance. They know all about organ grinding, don’t they?

  133. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:29 pm · Link

    Awesome.. finally, someone who will give tax breaks to businesses who don’t ship jobs abroad.

    cain

  134. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:29 pm · Link

    @freelancer (itouch): The wonderful orange glow of the tanning bulb.

  135. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 9:29 pm · Link

    @Cain: I’m mostly listening cause I’m working, but have the Pubs clapped for anything? OH, there we go, they clapped for getting rid of capital gains. Fuck them. Sorry I feel vicious tonight. ;)

  136. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:29 pm · Link

    damn, the democratic caucus sure seems fired up.

    cain

  137. Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:29 pm · Link

    I love when he smiles.

    /swoon

  138. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:29 pm · Link

    Oh its on like Donkey Kong!

    Trains Bitches!

  139. Quackosaur - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    Apparently Republicans don’t like jobs…

  140. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    GOP: hell no we don’t want to cut tax breaks for businesses that send jobs overseas!

  141. Admiral_Komack - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    The President is defending his record ‘cause Lord knows the MSM won’t do it (Keith, Rachel, Ed, Billo, Joe Scar, Uncle Pat, I’m looking at you, bitches

  142. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    @SIA:

    Jesus Doug, you and Cole have started turning into the same kind of drama queens you pick on Sully for being. I mean, come on: the “school uniform/welfare reform phase of the Obama presidency”? What the fuck, man?

    Not really, they’re just being dumb. I’m urging them to clap since Obama is hitting them with the stuff they SHOULD be clapping for.

    cain

  143. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    @Comrade Mary: You win.

  144. Seebach - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    @Cain: Too bad they don’t want to use any of that energy for legislating.

  145. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    This sounds like a frat house speech or something. Kinda rousing.
    I likes it.

  146. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:30 pm · Link

    No more lost decades, I want to remember the next one dammit!

  147. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    @Max:

    If they have any sense at all, it will.

  148. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    @Skepticat: I donno. I’ve seen a more than a few zombies up there over the years.

  149. RandomChick - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    here we go HCR

  150. Doctor Science - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    Today’s puzzle: Red white and blue flowers.

    Today’s book: The Ten Grandmothers.

  151. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    Oooh, is this the wind-up? “I was told I was too ambitious, plans too contentious … but how long should we wait?”

  152. DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal) - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    “I want a jobs bill on my desk… without delay.”

    Shorter President Obama to Nation: “These fuckers write the bills, I only sign them. Give me something to sign.”

  153. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    oooooo – China’s the next big boogeyman obviously.

  154. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    Oh yeah, Populism Goopers. Its what’s for dinner.

  155. Just Some Fuckhead - January 27, 2010 | 9:31 pm · Link

    He should threaten to kill one Supreme Court justice per week until he gets his agenda passed.

  156. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    @freelancer (itouch): heehee

  157. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    We be standin’ still, playin’ for second…but we got cheezeburgers dammmit!

  158. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    We be standin’ still, playin’ for second…but we got cheezeburgers dammmit!

  159. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    Who the fuck stays down and doesn’t clap for Made in the USA?

    Boo outsourcing!

    “yeah we’re not on board. GFYS

  160. Notorious P.A.T. - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    @burnspbesq:

    Ever seen “1000 Ways to Die”? It’s pretty good dark humor.

  161. Laura W - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    @AhabTRuler: I dunno. Every time I look at her I feel like asking the Birthday Fairy for a bit of “work” for my upcoming solar return. ( Happy Bdays to fellow Aquarians, Krista and Mary. God. It’s been a year already? Has felt like 12, frankly.)

  162. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    Obama: Iraq war ending and ‘all of our troops are coming home.’

  163. Luthe - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    What about our 432854897634908325098th place health-care system, Mr. President?

  164. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:32 pm · Link

    Second place for the United States of America… there’s a frame for ya!

  165. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    Fuck! Dodd closeup! Burn you fucking wanker!

  166. Ash Can - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    This is a president who understands that the real engine of economic growth is the middle class. Hooray.

  167. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    Oh snap! He just out played them.

  168. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    Bully meet pulpit.

  169. darryl - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    After nearly missing The Wire by stopping 3-4 eps into it the first time, I now give shows the entire first Season. I gave chuck the entire first season, and it blew donkeys. It blew donkies aggressively. The Baldwin guy wanting to cavalierly and pointlessly kill the blonde agent? That’s the most nonsensical writing I’ve ever seen. And the theme song by Cake, whose vocals are the worst ever recorded and digitized…Don’t even get me started on the pseudo-weirdo Indian Guy and Bald Guy comedy duo’.

    While Scrubs was a geek comedy by geeks, Chuck is just Geeksploitation. The first season at least. Maybe the second season is better.

  170. eastriver (aka Mister Muffins) - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    I like it. The light touch. Nice.

  171. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    No, punish the banks, they’ve been very bad and deserve a thrashing on reality TV.

  172. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 9:33 pm · Link

    @Max: Yeah, me too.

    /O-Bot

  173. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:34 pm · Link

    Lots and LOTS and LOTS of emphasis on what the house has done.

    He’s asked them to suck it up and do the right thing on HCR, you betcha.

  174. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 9:34 pm · Link

    Obama’s speeches make my nipples hard.

    Had to share that.

  175. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:34 pm · Link

    @Bootlegger: First the spanking, then the oral sex!

    Oh, wait, the banks asked us to reverse that …

    (Happy upcoming, Laura!)

  176. jenniebee - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    Eric Cantor shaking his head on small business loans. Whoops, they’re up for eliminating the capital-gains tax on small businesses.

    OMG, Obama’s going for High Speed Rail, BOB is going to be happy.

    Republicans not applauding tax breaks for companies that do not ship jobs overseas. W. T. F.

    Democratic agenda to keep us competitive with China. This man is a Framer.

  177. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    @AkaDad:

    Obama’s speeches make my nipples hard.

    Me too man.. me too. That’s my man out there..

    cain

  178. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    More Nukes! More Nukes! More Nukes!

  179. robertdsc - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    Send the bill back until it gets done right? Yeah, right. tell that to Tom Coburn and his guns in national parks bit that went through with the credit card reforms.

    Please.

  180. Comrade Kevin - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    Offshore drilling? FUCK NO

  181. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    Drill baby drill!

  182. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:35 pm · Link

    Why do I feel like he has a Pac-Man roller ball or some shit on that podium? He keeps folding his hands over it like he’s got next for Dig-Dug or some 80’s arcade game.

  183. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:36 pm · Link

    @darryl: Chuck trolling during SOTU? Unacceptable.

    Also, Big Bang Theory is way more geekploitative.

  184. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:36 pm · Link

    Nancy is so cute the way she’s all happily clapping like that. She is an obot for sure.

    cain

  185. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 9:36 pm · Link

    Danged if I’m not lifted by how happy and cheerful he seems.

  186. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:36 pm · Link

    Oh man, btchslap on climate deniers.

    Ouch.

  187. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:36 pm · Link

    haha.. “I know that people disagree with teh overwhelming scientific evidence on global warming” Awesome!

    cain

  188. Sentient Puddle - January 27, 2010 | 9:37 pm · Link

    Drinking to that climate change denialist dig too.

  189. Dave C - January 27, 2010 | 9:37 pm · Link

    “I know there are those who doubt the overwhelming scientific evidence on climate change.” Fuck yeah, Mr. President!

  190. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:37 pm · Link

    “nucyular? We can make bombs from nucyulars and shit, yeah?”
    (nods)
    “Yay! Nucyular”

  191. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:37 pm · Link

    Oh yeah, that’s the way to frame cap and trade.

    Nicely done.

  192. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:37 pm · Link

    @Comrade Mary: Then the lubeless rogering, nothing else can wake ya up in the mornin’...

  193. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:37 pm · Link

    Pelosi is wearing those shoes featured in Seinfeld where Jimmy increases his vertical jump for basketball games.
    She is springing the fuck up with a smile.

  194. Poopyman - January 27, 2010 | 9:38 pm · Link

    More exports! Let’s open WalMarts in China!

  195. Laura W - January 27, 2010 | 9:38 pm · Link

    North Carolina Batteries, Bitchez!(?)

    (I’m thinking I should just go catch up on last week’s Project Runway since I’d hate to be a segment behind tomorrow. I’ll never be able to follow the plot line.)

  196. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:38 pm · Link

    damn republicans and dems are battling it out on twitter on the c-span.org page.

    cain

  197. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:38 pm · Link

    @Bootlegger:

    Then the lubeless rogering, nothing else can wake ya up in the mornin’...

    Wakey, wakey…here comes the snakey…

  198. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    “seek new market aggressively”. Wasn’t that Columbus’ argument to Queen E?

  199. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    @Laura W: Burlap sacks! Was a good one.

  200. arguingwithsignposts - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    There is not enough gonad kicking in this speech so far.

  201. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    Oh yeah, this is populist Obama.

    Know Fear, Republicans.

    Heee’s baaaack.

  202. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    “Overwhelming scientific evidence on climate change”. Now that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

  203. Nicole - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    “Reform export controls to fit with national security.” I liked the “uh… is this good? bad… Am I supposed to support this?” tentative half-clap. S’okay, Congress; I’m not sure what it meant either.

  204. camchuck - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    Exports provisions just don’t have much sizzle. Who knew?

  205. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:39 pm · Link

    WHHHAAAAATTTTTT??

  206. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:40 pm · Link

    What if the status quo school is good? It does happen.

  207. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:40 pm · Link

    Why have they been hiding this guy? He’s on tonight.

  208. Cat Lady - January 27, 2010 | 9:40 pm · Link

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    He’s more of a shiv guy.

  209. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:40 pm · Link

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    There is not enough gonad kicking in this speech so far.

    Fuck it. I’m just drinking.

  210. Peter J - January 27, 2010 | 9:40 pm · Link

    The Panama shout out was obviously pointed towards Sen. John McCain.

  211. DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal) - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    The Republicans look like they all shot up a paralysis drug before shuffling in like the zombies they are.

  212. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    @Corner Stone: Snakes! I hate snakes!

  213. Max - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    I loved the climate change deniers dig.

    Our President is badass.

    The Chicago way. hehe

  214. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    He’s really stroking the House hard, isn’t he?

  215. Anne Laurie - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    Effin’ CSPAN keeps freezing – skipping on me so I’ve got the Hulu stream on. Apologies, but I did not know they would be using the Fox stream. How does Chris Wallace walk down the street without getting beaten about his whiny, smirky head?

    The men of SCOTUS do not seem to be in favor of young Americans getting a good education. Even some of the Rethugs stood up for that one, John-John, Nino.

  216. mcc - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    Barack Obama is very upset at the Senate

  217. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    There we go again, “I urge the senate to follow the house.” Fourth time?

    That’s a message.

  218. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 9:41 pm · Link

    @camchuck:

    What exactly did he say? I wasn’t paying attention.

  219. Admiral_Komack - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    @Tomlinson

    “Lots and LOTS and LOTS of emphasis on what the house has done.”

    “He’s asked them to suck it up and do the right thing on HCR, you betcha.”

    I think the President is also contrasting the Senate’s donothing whining.

  220. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    An educated population would be the end of Republicanism altogether.

  221. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    Wait wha?! I get $10k? Righteous man. Righteous.

  222. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    No one should go broke because they have to go to college…

  223. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    Hope this college loan forgiveness thing is retroactive.

    Sadly, I doubt it.

  224. Nicole - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    @Laura W:

    (I’m thinking I should just go catch up on last week’s Project Runway since I’d hate to be a segment behind tomorrow. I’ll never be able to follow the plot line.)

    First, Happy B’day upcoming! Second, if you’re not already reading, the Gawker recaps of PR are an excellently snarky way to catch up.

    But yeah, burlap was a fun episode.

  225. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:42 pm · Link

    @mcc:

    Yes.

  226. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    @Anne Laurie: The whitehouse.gov feed has been working for me. Only froze once, unlike YouTube.

  227. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    Fuck yes. Omg they’re sitting down for college subsidies?!

    Fuck, the ads write themselves.

  228. contessakitty - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    @Dave C

    “I know there are those who doubt the overall scientific evidence on climate change.” Fuck yeah, Mr. President!

    Exactly! That is one thing I love about Obama, call me an Obot or whatever. The way he says, you can disagree or doubt but the overall scientific evidence on climate change means you decide not to believe in reality, that makes me smile. It’s been a while since I had a reason to smile…

  229. Anne Laurie - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    “In the USA, no one should go broke b/c they chose to go to college.” If Obama can get the 10% of income, forgiveness after 20 years, forgiveness for public service proposals passed, he’s got the youth vote locked up.

  230. jenniebee - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    Oh shit if he means that he’s for vouchers I am going to be seriously pissed.

    Oh good, it’s community colleges. Those are

    10K college tax credit And forgiveness on loans? Halelujah

  231. Laura W - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    @mcd410x:

    Burlap sacks!

    Er…
    I’m just gonna let that speak for itself tonight.

  232. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 9:43 pm · Link

    HCR.

  233. Midnight Marauder - January 27, 2010 | 9:55 pm · Link

    Olympia Snowe did not stand up and clap when Presiden Obama said “We still need to reform health care.”

    Sit down, Quasimodo’s grandmother. No clapping, not yours.

    +5

  234. Violet - January 27, 2010 | 9:55 pm · Link

    Oooh…he’s all over the Senate’s ass.

  235. SiubhanDuinne - January 27, 2010 | 9:56 pm · Link

    Professor Obama: “That’s how budgeting works.”

    Awesome.

    Obot +2

  236. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:56 pm · Link

    goddam, HCR crashed balloon-juice!
    cain

  237. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 9:56 pm · Link

    The fuck yous to Republicans are seriously piling up.

  238. robertdsc - January 27, 2010 | 9:56 pm · Link

    He just squashed the GOP on tax cuts and deregulation.

  239. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:56 pm · Link

    He is donkeypunching the Senate.

  240. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    HEALTH!

    “Now, let’s get a few things cleared up. I wasn’t looking for pubic scalps, and I know I’m getting slaughtered in media and blogs and polls. But you poor fuckers need this. We’re finally getting our thumbs out of our asses (GOP: “What do you mean, “we”?”). Preventative care … Michelle Obama rocks .. . we’d drop the deficit … complexity led to scepticism .. I fucked up in not speaking plainly, OK … and I know you’re jaded and pissed. But, dudes, we own this, and we have to deal with it. I will not walk away, and neither should this sorry bunch of dipshits. Chillax, read for a fuckin’ change, and listen up. Nurses and doctors want this. Think you can do better? Tell me about it. [Aw, fuck. THEY’VE DEMONSTRATED TIME AND AGAIN THEY DON’T HAVE A FUCKINCLUE.] Congress, don’t walk away, come together, over me … [bass solo]”

    Hmmm.

  241. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    Obama is kicking some serious ass.

    cain

  242. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    “Let’s try not cutting services, cutting taxes, and pretending it will all work out OK if we clap harder!”

  243. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    How ‘bout that ad lib shot to the nuts? Heh

  244. jcricket - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    I was watching a tiny bit of the SOTU pre-show (ha) on CNN while out with my kid at a pizza place. I almost threw up a little when CNN described their panel of ordinary citizens as scientifically selected as an equal amount of Democrats, Republicans and Independents – as if that’s what America is made out of.

    There’s probably nothing more damaging to American political discourse than this pernicious myth of the center/balance/independents as “what Americans want”. Argh.

    Well, besides the idea that the GOP is a legitimate political party and not a bunch of maniacal religious zealots who have no interest in governing and no grasp of the facts.

  245. MysticalChick - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    Love the repug FU’s … yes, they are piling up. And I’m happy to accept more.

  246. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:57 pm · Link

    This site got Arabian goggled.

  247. scrappled - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    Bwahaha. “That’s how budgeting works.”

  248. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    Holy shit, Obama just called out SCOTUS.

  249. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    Man is pelosi not tired of clapping? heh

    Cain

  250. Dave C - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    I know it’s all fleeting and it’s all just words, but fuck it. Tonight, I’m proud to be an O-bot.

    Dave C +3

  251. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    What was that Alito? You got something to say you little bitch? Stop mouthing it and say it you fucking punk bitch.

  252. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    He’s talking to you John and Sammy and Tony and Clarence and Anthony.

  253. KDP - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    Let’s try common sense. A novel concept.

    Called out the justices on the corporate donations decision.

    That’s right, you want earmarks, put ‘em online.

    I am proud that this man is our president, I tell you, proud.

    You tell ‘em, Mr. O. Call them all out on obstructionism.

  254. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 9:58 pm · Link

    Declare war on lobbyists. Fucking sweet.

    Congress approval 30%

    incumbent reelection rate 95%

    nothing to see here.

  255. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 9:59 pm · Link

    Kennedy, ScAlito, Thomas and Roberts get their own FU!

    Woo hoo!

    Earmark reform: have a cookie, senator McCain, would you like some more cocoa?

  256. r€nato - January 27, 2010 | 9:59 pm · Link

    In your motherfucking face, John Roberts

  257. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 9:59 pm · Link

    Smacking the Roberts Court….....Fucking Yay

    Is that a first?

  258. Violet - January 27, 2010 | 9:59 pm · Link

    Oooh! He even called out the Supreme Court! Never seen that happen in a SOTU. Wow!

  259. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 9:59 pm · Link

    Somebody just passed a note to Pelosi like it’s sixth-hour Spanish class.

  260. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:00 pm · Link

    Pox on both of you!

  261. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 10:00 pm · Link

    Goddam, I think he’s talking to balloon-juicers and the hamashers of the left!

    cain

  262. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 10:00 pm · Link

    I love him when he is like this.

  263. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 10:00 pm · Link

    Someone get another roll of bailing wire for the server!

  264. MysticalChick - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    LOVE HIM!

  265. Spork - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    @Comrade Mary:
    Yeah, that. (paraphrase) “We just did that for the last 8 years”. This is way more confrontational and assertive than I expected. Nice to see, I really really hope he means it. No matter what, it’s a nice public and plain (and best of all, soundbite-able) calling out of current players.

  266. Bad Horse's Filly - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    ABC just cut to the Repugs and man, do those fuckers look mad.

    That just makes me happy.

  267. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    Ooooo – Senate you fucking suck!

  268. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    Looks like Dad gave everybody an ass whipping tonight.

  269. Sanka - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    Kennedy, ScAlito, Thomas and Roberts get their own FU

    Why do liberals hate our system of judicial system so much?

  270. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    “I’m speaking to both parties now.”

    No you’re not, but I get the politics of saying so.

  271. Jules - January 27, 2010 | 10:01 pm · Link

    Fcuking SC right on front of him and he called. them. out.

  272. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    He might as well have said DeMint’s name there.

    Damn.

  273. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    DAMN!

  274. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    Democrats really need to stop the divisiveness, delaying tactics, and demonization.

    Obama is never going to be remotely partisan.

  275. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    Really good speech so far.

  276. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    Finally! He just told those fuckers exactly what we were feeling.

    cain

  277. Midnight Marauder - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    I’m pretty sure Nancy Pelosi is ready to rumble out back with the entireSupreme Court. No backup, no help. Just fisticuffs.

    “You and me, Scalia. BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!”

  278. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    “grudges”

    You think John McCain knows that was aimed at him?

  279. Comrade Kevin - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    @Sanka: Why are you so fucking stupid?

  280. Ash - January 27, 2010 | 10:02 pm · Link

    Ooooooh snap.

  281. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    Fuck it. That’s a drink or two.

  282. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    OMFG. This guy is fucking mopping the floor with these people.

  283. carlos the dwarf - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    He is fucking taking it to congress. fuck yes.

  284. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    The play nice lecture.

    “I know that we wouldn’t get unicorns farting rainbows. I know I’m dealing with some recalcitrant and miserable bastards. But the perpetual campaign has to stop. Delaying or obstructing for the hell of it sucks. The confirmation of public servants shouldn’t be held hostage to the pet projects or grudges of a few senators.”

    OK, that last sentence was verbatim. Nice!

    “Democrats, stop wetting your beds. Republicans, learn to fucking count and get ready to do some heavy lifting.”

  285. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    I am so hard right now.

  286. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    I LOVE this guy.

  287. camchuck - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    “Can’t live everyday day like its election day, measuring who wins and who loses… etc.”

    Guessing this won’t be the featured segment headlining Politico and the cable news networks.

  288. Admiral_Komack - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    Damn!

    The President just called out the Democrats!

    About damn time!

  289. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    Nancy’s really happy with the Senate smack down.

  290. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    More GOP squishing, please.

  291. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    Boehner loosk like he saying “suck my dick, bitch” after the whole meeting bit.

    cain

  292. Comrade Luke - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    I can’t believe he junk-punched the SCOTUS.

  293. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 10:03 pm · Link

    @nepat:

    No you’re not, but I get the politics of saying so.

    Yup. Hamsher and Olbermann won’t, but I do too.

  294. Cat Lady - January 27, 2010 | 10:04 pm · Link

    Me likey this guy. Me likey a lot. More of this guy plz.

    /O-bot

  295. Just Some Fuckhead - January 27, 2010 | 10:04 pm · Link

    Wonder if he’ll try to make Republicans feel bad again next SOTU after another year of record filibustering.

  296. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 10:04 pm · Link

    jaysus.

    I know I called this guy a spineless twit.

    Um. I retract that.

    Holy. Fucking. Shit. He’s going for it.

  297. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 10:04 pm · Link

    Having read the stories about the GOP response: They aren’t prepared for this …

  298. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 10:04 pm · Link

    “schoolyard taunts about who’s tough”

    I am loving this.

  299. SiubhanDuinne - January 27, 2010 | 10:05 pm · Link

    If I were a Republican, I’d hate this speech.

  300. Nicole - January 27, 2010 | 10:05 pm · Link

    I appreciate calling out the ‘Pubs on short-term politics vs. leadership. Won’t do a damn thing to change their behavior, but it was nice to hear.

  301. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 10:05 pm · Link

    That fucker McConnell

  302. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:05 pm · Link

    “And around the world, we are torturing and imprisoning more people than we did in 2008.”

  303. Sanka - January 27, 2010 | 10:05 pm · Link

    Another great campaign inauguration speech by POTUS.

    Too bad he’s spent the past year spending, catering to lobbysists, paying off unions, etc etc.——everything contra to what he’s yapping about tonight

  304. RareSanity - January 27, 2010 | 10:05 pm · Link

    @Comrade Luke:

    I can’t believe he junk-punched the SCOTUS.

    LOL!

  305. vk - January 27, 2010 | 10:06 pm · Link

    his dig on the scotus was great. alito shaking his head was fucking worth the price of admission, which is admittedly free. speech is agressive in the obama way. surely will piss off the right. i love it.

  306. Bad Horse's Filly - January 27, 2010 | 10:06 pm · Link

    Just saying no is not leading.

    Hit them again, O, hit them again!!

  307. Comrade Luke - January 27, 2010 | 10:06 pm · Link

    I’m used to the usual hopey-changey stuff, but there’s more than a little bit of taking everyone out to the woodshed.

    Someone sounds fed up.

  308. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:06 pm · Link

    Wow- couldn’t log on for a while.

    I am hearing SO MUCH of what I wanted to hear. This is the Obama we need. I feel so much better, thanks FSM.

  309. Zam - January 27, 2010 | 10:06 pm · Link

    Of course the talk after will be all about how he was too tough and isn’t bipartisan enough. But damn this shit needed to be said.

  310. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    ...I’d feel better about the talk about not sacrificing our values for security if this administration weren’t still planning to hold detainees indefinitely without due process, and invoking “state secrets” every time anyone tries to investigate civil/human rights violations in the WOT/GSAVE.

  311. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people get bitch-slapped at once.

  312. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    Timetables for withdrawal! But what if I cum sooner?

  313. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    Godadm I love that finality in his tone, “Make no mistake, this war is ending.”

    cain

  314. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    I can’t believe he junk-punched the SCOTUS.

    Ditto. Hit ‘em with the chair, couch and fridge.

  315. rob! - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    President Obama: “I came here to kick ass and chew nicorette gum. And I’m all out of nicorette gum.”

  316. MysticalChick - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    Bring them home from Iraq – WOOO HOOO!

    Excellent speech, Mr. Pres – THANK YOU!

    (Comrade Mary – love your shorter versions!)

  317. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    @Comrade Luke: Yes but he keeps it civil and humorous while he does it, which pleases that stupid heartland middle amerrikin. Me personally, like to see some blood.

  318. Ash Can - January 27, 2010 | 10:07 pm · Link

    The janitors are going to be sweeping a few teeth up off the chamber floor tonight.

  319. carlos the dwarf - January 27, 2010 | 10:08 pm · Link

    you know what’s missing that bush used to do all the time [apart from the dumbassery, I mean]? spending ten minutes blathering on about all the people he invited to the speech to be political props.

  320. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 10:08 pm · Link

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people get bitch-slapped at once.

    No shit.

    Anyone in Washington he’s missed?

  321. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 10:08 pm · Link

    @Bootlegger: Lol

  322. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:08 pm · Link

    This is some interesting shit.

  323. Spork - January 27, 2010 | 10:09 pm · Link

    This is Grade-A speechifying. I’m eating up 80% of the specifics and 100% of the attitude. Hope this translates to action from a broken system. He’s saying all the right things, I’m just not sure shame is much of a motivator these days for Gongress.

  324. Bootlegger - January 27, 2010 | 10:09 pm · Link

    @Sanka: Yeah! That’s right muthfuckin’bitchas! It was all the Negro’s fault.

  325. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:09 pm · Link

    What’s the name of that damn puppet the world’s best comedian uses on stage? Damn, I can’t think of it. The cranky old puppet the dude uses?
    Biden looks just like that cranky old fucking puppet.

  326. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    @Tomlinson:

    Anyone in Washington he’s missed?

    The Redskins?

  327. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    @Cain:

    That’s because if he doesn’t go at least a few times, the White House can say it held its hand out but that it was slapped back, and yet, if he does go, he’ll piss off the teabaggers. If the White House makes this as big of a deal as it could, he’s got no choice but to go and act like an adult, or he will lose big time. Obama just tried to back him into a corner.

  328. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    @rob!: Ha!

    I had thought we were going to see conciliatory Obama tonight, and even though I think he could have hit harder on health, I’m getting flashbacks. He set them up the bomb. All their base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.

  329. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    President Obama: “I came here to kick ass and chew nicorette gum. And I’m all out of nicorette gum.”

    ROFL!!

    After a year as Mr Rogers, your neighborhood doormat, where the fuck did this guy come from?

    Bet it’s rewrite central over at republican central right about now.

  330. Anne Laurie - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    @Midnight Marauder:

    I’m pretty sure Nancy Pelosi is ready to rumble out back with the entireSupreme Court. No backup, no help. Just fisticuffs.

    “You and me, Scalia. BRING IT ON, MOTHERFUCKER!”

    Careful, Nancy, that little fvcker carries a back-up shiv in his back-up shiv. I say you demand Nino send his pet John-John in… one good punch & Roberts throws up his hands & squeals NOT THE FACE OH PLEEEEAASE HALP ME NOT MY PRETTY FACE

  331. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    Don’t fear monger dude. You just said others shouldn’t. Now you don’t either for God’s sake.

  332. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:10 pm · Link

    @Cain: Yes, I felt such relief when he said that.

  333. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 10:11 pm · Link

    I am so impressed with this speech.

    How can anyone call themselves a human and be against all these great things?

  334. McGeorge Bundy - January 27, 2010 | 10:11 pm · Link

    @Tomlinson:

    He’s missed the pundits, mostly. But don’t worry. It’s coming.

  335. Jim, Foolish Literalist - January 27, 2010 | 10:11 pm · Link

    So has “just words” been made a tag yet?

  336. carlos the dwarf - January 27, 2010 | 10:11 pm · Link

    @Comrade Mary:

    Old internet meme use FTW.

  337. Comrade Kevin - January 27, 2010 | 10:12 pm · Link

    Sanka, translated: “The previous eight years never happened”

  338. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:12 pm · Link

    @Comrade Mary: Well Said Comrade Mary!

  339. geg6 - January 27, 2010 | 10:12 pm · Link

    I am gob smacked at his confrontational attitude. At every.fucking.body. Not exactly No Drama Obama. I like him tonight. I like him feisty. I can even swallow the stuff I’m not crazy about if he’d do this more often.

  340. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 10:12 pm · Link

    @rob!: I won’t tell you how long I thought that line was from “Duke Nukem.”

  341. AhabTRuler - January 27, 2010 | 10:13 pm · Link

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Nah, no one in Washington would miss the Redskins right now.

  342. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:13 pm · Link

    The incredible shrinking Republicans. They get smaller with each sentence.

  343. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:13 pm · Link

    @Zam: You guys crack me up!

  344. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 10:13 pm · Link

    I can even swallow the stuff I’m not crazy about if he’d do this more often.

    Shit, man. He could do this every week and I’d buy tickets.

  345. carlos the dwarf - January 27, 2010 | 10:13 pm · Link

    DADT repeal fuck yes.

  346. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    Gays? We have gays in America?

  347. gogol's wife - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    You people are cracking me up. This is better than Mystery Science 3000.

  348. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    He just threw bigots under the bus!

  349. Violet - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    This Obama is awesome! I’m so proud to be an Obot!

    Oooh! Repeal DADT! Go Obama!

  350. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    Perfect lead in to dadt.

  351. sgoode - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    I’m feeling cautiously optimistic….Repeal DADT? Hell, yeah….

  352. RandomChick - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    @WereBear:
    Last year my 18 year old asked me to explain the difference between Democrats and Republicans. When I was done, he asked, “so how can anyone be a Republican?”

    Great kid. Didn’t have the heart to tell him Dad, my ex, is one.

  353. Poopyman - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    What’s up with the white-haired guy behind Michelle? Is he napping?

  354. Martin - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    Earlier today I fantasized about Obama rhetorically asking SCOTUS permission to not have Osama Bin Laden not finance his own personal congressional candidate. He came pretty close.

    Rather than a drinking game, we need Jane Hamsher poutrage bingo for the following day. I think that’d be more fun, personally.

  355. Midnight Marauder - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    @Corner Stone:

    This is some interesting shit.

    It is, isn’t it?

    OH SNAP, DID HE JUST GET TO THE DADT PORTION?!

    Shit just got real, son.

    +7
    Edit: Wow. He is absolutely nailing this. Go get ‘em, President Barack Hussein Obama!

  356. KDP - January 27, 2010 | 10:14 pm · Link

    @Zam: No, but, he promised to take the leaders of EACH party out to the woodshed once a month. What’s more bipartisan?

    Whoa! Straight out, we WILL repeal DADT. I’d heard he was not going to address that at all. Good on him.

  357. SiubhanDuinne - January 27, 2010 | 10:15 pm · Link

    Hard nipples, schmard schmipples. I think I just released an egg.

  358. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    @inkadu:

    My favorite line from Duke Nukem is, “Your ass, your face, what’s the difference?”

  359. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    @RandomChick: Oh, gosh, he’s astute. Let him keep that feeling.

  360. Comrade Kevin - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    @inkadu: They Live was full of win.

  361. Comrade Luke - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    I can even swallow the stuff I’m not crazy about if he’d actually do what he’s claiming he’ll do more often.

    Fixed it.

    Oh, and how about that response by the Joint Chiefs wrt DADT. Guess we know where they…sit.

  362. Dannie22 - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    Proud to be an Obot tonight.

  363. JGabriel - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    Wow, look at the Republicans just sitting there, stone-faced and recalcitrant, at the call for providing equal rights to all our citizens.

    They really are the party of bigotry. No surprise in itself, but the willingness to so publicly embrace it, en masse, is kind of shocking.

    .

  364. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    Called out media.

    No.one.is.safe.

  365. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    @McGeorge Bundy: Bingo. Shout out to the dissapointment of the media at 10:15.

  366. TooManyJens - January 27, 2010 | 10:16 pm · Link

    New thread: http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=33580

  367. Sanka - January 27, 2010 | 10:17 pm · Link

    The previous eight years never happened”

    That’s right. It’s not like Democrats have controlled Congress for the better part of three, going on four years or anything.

  368. Cat Lady - January 27, 2010 | 10:17 pm · Link

    He’s been reading BJ I think, or my mind.

    He fucking gets it. Yay.

  369. mr. whipple - January 27, 2010 | 10:18 pm · Link

    Pin drop.

  370. freelancer (itouch) - January 27, 2010 | 10:18 pm · Link

    Well…I just aimed the finger at Demint.

  371. Nicole - January 27, 2010 | 10:18 pm · Link

    Anyone interested, salon has started a factcheck of the speech.

  372. Comrade Mary - January 27, 2010 | 10:18 pm · Link

    “Fuck the polls. Let’s do what’s right.”

    #dresses self as a poll and wiggles suggestively#

  373. General Winfield Stuck - January 27, 2010 | 10:18 pm · Link

    perusing this thread, not having watched the speech, it seemed liked Obama came out fighting. Or something to that order. And it looks the usual suspect PUMA’s are scarce, save for Kidney Stone and he even sorta was pacified by it. Can we have a few days of peace without the Obama made my puppy cry?

    I am going to watch Syriana on netflix, instant. Somebody check on Cole and wipe the slobber off his face. and get him a purdy nurse.

  374. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:19 pm · Link

    Joe Biden

  375. Tomlinson - January 27, 2010 | 10:19 pm · Link

    Here comes the ending.

    Wow. Just wow.

    Do Not Fuck With The Populist Obama.

    It is unwise.

  376. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:19 pm · Link

    @SiubhanDuinne: Hoohoo! Easy now!

  377. Da Bomb - January 27, 2010 | 10:19 pm · Link

    I got my church lady fan out. I am about run down the aisle!

    He brought it tonight.

  378. Bad Horse's Filly - January 27, 2010 | 10:19 pm · Link

    @rob!: FTW!

  379. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link

    Uh oh – he’s hitting the trough.

  380. WereBear - January 27, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link

    Oh, geez. I’m tearing up.

    And just what shallow plate of self-importance and cluelessness is following?

  381. rob! - January 27, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link

    Good luck to Bob “Oh, shit” McDonnell having to rebut this. Jindal/McDonnell 2012!!

  382. VladCat - January 27, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link

    Damn! Not out to the woodshed – down behind the sawmill for a good asskicking.

  383. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link

    So how completely wrong was the conventional wisdom about this speech? Fuck you Marc Ambinder, Mark Halperin, Arianna Huffington, and the rest of you milquetoast belly-achers. Gnats!

  384. Martin - January 27, 2010 | 10:20 pm · Link

    Aw, Obama is getting all Dawson’s Creek on us. I think he should end on a high note: “And on that notion of hope and working together, watch me now disembowel the CEO of Goldman Sachs with one of Michelle’s garden trowels.”

  385. Keith G - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    @Sanka:

    Why do liberals hate our system of judicial system so much?

    We don’t, a## hole. I have a problem with 5 SCOTUS members who said that a corporation has 100,000,000 times the right to free speech than I do – or you.

  386. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    Thank God he’s finally stopped slapping that fucking podium.

  387. Max - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    We don’t quit – I don’t quit!

  388. DougL (frmrly: Conservatively Liberal) - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    Done. Let the complaining commence!

  389. Ash Can - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    The poor putz who’s lined up to do the GOP reply to this speech is sunk-ass sunk.

  390. inkadu - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    @Comrade Kevin: They Live. I love 80’s critique of corporate consumerism.

    @AkaDad: Then there’s his introspective “Damnit,” after he has to kill the babes-in-the-pods.

  391. Just Some Fuckhead - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    I still think he thinks he can talk Republicans into being something other than douchebags. And that makes me wonder if he’s really fucking stupid or just too embodied of goodness.

  392. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    @Corner Stone:

    Who was the guy who mouthed something when Obama criticized the recent decision? Was it Scalia? The guy looked too thin to be him.

  393. MysticalChick - January 27, 2010 | 10:21 pm · Link

    That was amazing. Well done, sir. Well done.

  394. Wile E. Quixote - January 27, 2010 | 10:22 pm · Link

    @Corner Stone:

    What was that Alito? You got something to say you little bitch? Stop mouthing it and say it you fucking punk bitch.

    What do you want to bet he hears that all the time from Scalia before the rough sex starts?

  395. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:23 pm · Link

    I’m feeling something…strange…I think it—PATRIOTISM. Holy fuck.

  396. Da Bomb - January 27, 2010 | 10:23 pm · Link

    @Midnight Marauder: You were right, he was going to bring it tonight. And some people thought you were joking or delusional when you said it.

    He said everything I thought he was going to say and more.

    OBOT ALL THE WAY BABY!!

  397. ksmiami - January 27, 2010 | 10:24 pm · Link

    See this is why I do not worry about the Republicans winning a few seats here or there; in the end, they are a party of assholes, theocrats, bigots and fear-mongers and after awhile that shit gets pretty old – and a lot of millenials feel the same way

  398. AkaDad - January 27, 2010 | 10:24 pm · Link

    With that speech, Obama just bought himself a week to fix everything.

  399. Martin - January 27, 2010 | 10:24 pm · Link

    Well, in all seriousness, I think Obama really understands how the public feels. This may not go anywhere, but I don’t think you can argue that he’s out of touch with the public.

    And now tweety is going on about the camera work. The media we deserve…

  400. moja31 - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    but i thought some congressional aide had a “growing sense” about DADT, which in the blogosphere=fact.

  401. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    Supercallifragalistic.

    Skipping the chattering classes post-game shows but really really really happy he took them to the woodshed too.

  402. MJ - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    Yess Daddy’s home!

  403. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    @Brian J: That was Alito. That simple bitch was clearly shaking his head and mouthing something during that part.
    I would’ve lost my shit of Obama had stopped and been like, “Alito…something to add here my man?”

  404. sgoode - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    Ok – was the actual ‘State of the Union’ ever mentioned? And, if it wasn’t, does it really count as a SOTU address? Does that prove that the birfers were right all along?

  405. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    @Sanka:

    Hey, Einstein, the majorities weren’t as big as they are now from 2006-2008, and since the Republicans take their ball and go home whenever they get the chance, there was no chance of a veto being overridden.

    In conclusion, shut your dirty ho-bag mouth!

  406. Just Some Fuckhead - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    Bob McDonnell is about to announce the secession of Virginia.

  407. dr. bloor - January 27, 2010 | 10:25 pm · Link

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    I am going to watch Syriana on netflix, instant.

    In the mood for something a little more realistic, eh?

  408. Martin - January 27, 2010 | 10:26 pm · Link

    @Wile E. Quixote:

    What do you want to bet he hears that all the time from Scalia before the rough sex starts?

    With Roberts huddling in the corner calling balls and strikes.

  409. Ash - January 27, 2010 | 10:27 pm · Link

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    I still think he thinks he can talk Republicans into being something other than douchebags.

    It’s sort of like the parents of serial killers. You can say all you want that you know that your kid is a good person on the inside, but you know that they’d disembowel someone as soon as the cuffs are off.

  410. Da Bomb - January 27, 2010 | 10:28 pm · Link

    @AkaDad: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  411. mcd410x - January 27, 2010 | 10:28 pm · Link

    Tampa tomorrow: Obama, Biden to announce high speed rail initiative, Tampa-to-Orlando http://bit.ly/a7RNof

  412. General Winfield Stuck - January 27, 2010 | 10:28 pm · Link

    @dr. bloor:

    In the mood for something a little more realistic, eh?

    Nothing is real, and nothing to get hung about.

  413. rootless_e - January 27, 2010 | 10:28 pm · Link

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    I’m amazed at how hard this is for some people to figure out. He is not attempting to get Bohner to be decent, he is attempting to rob Bohner of supporters. The impulse to tell the 40% of Republican voters to go fuck themselves is an impulse that cannot produce positive results.

  414. Sanka - January 27, 2010 | 10:29 pm · Link

    I have a problem with 5 SCOTUS members who said that a corporation has 100,000,000 times the right to free speech than I do

    Missed the part in the Constitution that says freedom of speech is limited to those with no money.

    Sorry libs, but the application of the principles of the Constitution does not waver to suit your petty politicial gripes.

  415. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 10:29 pm · Link

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    I’d actually have a lot of respect for the Republicans if they allowed McDonnell to say, “And now, I shall give our response to Obama and the Democrats: FUCK. YOU. Thank you, and good night!”

  416. Martin - January 27, 2010 | 10:30 pm · Link

    I would’ve lost my shit of Obama had stopped and been like, “Alito…something to add here my man?”

    I would have gone for more of a Bartlett approach: “Alito, you may think that corporations have unlimited speech with their money, but here, tonight, you don’t. Shut it.”

  417. Just Some Fuckhead - January 27, 2010 | 10:30 pm · Link

    @mcd410x:

    Tampa tomorrow: Obama, Biden to announce high speed rail initiative, Tampa-to-Orlando

    Finally, someone fixing the DisneyWorld-SeaWorld-Tampa Bay Busch Gardens issue.

  418. carlos the dwarf - January 27, 2010 | 10:31 pm · Link

    UGH, how fucking smarmy is McDonnell?

  419. Martin - January 27, 2010 | 10:31 pm · Link

    “Hi, I’m Bob McDonnell, I’ve found two black people willing to stand behind me and I’m in so far over my head right now, please don’t mind if I cry a little.”

  420. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:33 pm · Link

    @rob!:

    Comment of the night.

  421. daryljfontaine - January 27, 2010 | 10:34 pm · Link

    The Republican response:

    Cut taxes.
    Reduce regulation.
    Ignore everything President Hopey McKicksyourass just said.

    Get ready for the prolonged wilderness, shitheads.

    D

  422. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:34 pm · Link

    This Gov isn’t Jindal-bad but nonetheless he is God-awful.
    Even with his glee club supporters.

  423. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 10:34 pm · Link

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Other comment of the night.

  424. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 10:35 pm · Link

    @Martin:

    I actually think he’s doing pretty well. Granted, after Jindal’s swan-dive-off-a-tall-building-style speech last year, there was only one place to go, which was up, but still…

  425. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:35 pm · Link

    A Gov should never mention Twitter in a speech.

  426. dr. bloor - January 27, 2010 | 10:35 pm · Link

    @Sanka:

    Sorry libs, but the application of the principles of the Constitution does not waver to suit your petty politicial gripes.

    What are you doing here tonight? All your friends out canvassing for the James O’Keefe Defense Fund?

  427. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:36 pm · Link

    What fucking echo chamber are these fools in right now?

  428. demkat620 - January 27, 2010 | 10:36 pm · Link

    Well he’s passed the not a clown test so far. He starts to get off cadence and blurry. This McDonnell has not impressed me as anything more than a minor leaguer playing over his head.

    ETA: He likes bumper sticker politics. Nice

  429. Brian J - January 27, 2010 | 10:37 pm · Link

    @Corner Stone:

    Either he’s lost a shit ton of weight, or my contacts are all sorts of fucked up, because that didn’t look like him.

  430. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:38 pm · Link

    She is hot. She could lead me anywhere.

  431. rootless_e - January 27, 2010 | 10:38 pm · Link

    I’d just like to say that I’m proud of all of us who made sure we’d get a SOTU from a smart, principled, well-intentioned human being instead of a cretinous old maniac or the psycho he chose for VP.

    And to all you members of the bed-wetting poutospheric base (base of something, I’m sure), a hearty kiss-my-ass.

    thanks

  432. Comrade Scrutinizer - January 27, 2010 | 10:38 pm · Link

    @Sanka: Hey, Sanka! I promise not to cum in your mouth, k?

  433. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:38 pm · Link

    Oh God. Not the Undie Bomber.

  434. SIA - January 27, 2010 | 10:39 pm · Link

    McDonnell reminds me of all the frat boys at UGA. UGGGHA.

  435. ksmiami - January 27, 2010 | 10:41 pm · Link

    p.s. Crist will switch parties in 4….3…2..1

  436. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:42 pm · Link

    @Brian J: Are we mixing up Scalia and Alito? Scalia is a fat old dude and Alito is an average size youngish dude.
    Both fucking pricks.

  437. Sanka - January 27, 2010 | 10:42 pm · Link

    The Republican response:

    Cut taxes.

    Ignore everything President Hopey McKicksyourass just said.

    Funny, I thought I heard POTUS say he wants to cut capital gains taxes and corporate tax rates.

    Or is that just another lie a knee-jerk reaction to a Republicans sitting in Uncle Teddy’s Senate seat?

  438. Corner Stone - January 27, 2010 | 10:42 pm · Link

    That dude was just not that good.

  439. jcricket - January 27, 2010 | 10:43 pm · Link

    @Sanka: Where in the constitution, pray tell, does it say that corporations are people? And moreover, we restrict the rights of people all the time. And we treat corporations differently than people in all sorts of situations.

    This is exactly the kind of “judicial activism” conservatives are always railing against. Believe me, I understand that sometimes the law means things aren’t the way I want them to be, or that gun control laws might be unconstitutional if taken too far, etc.

    But this idea that corporations are exactly like people when it comes to giving them rights, but entirely unlike people when it comes to punishing, taxing or otherwise controlling them is FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And it will destroy our country if it’s not stopped.

  440. TuiMel - January 27, 2010 | 10:44 pm · Link

    @gogol’s wife:
    THIS

  441. Da Bomb - January 27, 2010 | 10:45 pm · Link

    @rootless_e: Ditto, my sentiments exactly.

  442. Just Some Fuckhead - January 27, 2010 | 10:46 pm · Link

    Good speech by Obama, on balance. I just hope it’s enough til next year’s speech.

  443. Mike in NC - January 27, 2010 | 10:46 pm · Link

    Too bad he’s spent the past year spending, catering to lobbysists, paying off unions, etc etc.——everything contra to what he’s yapping about tonight

    Enjoy a shit sandwich with your cup of tea, troll.

  444. Comrade Kevin - January 27, 2010 | 10:52 pm · Link

    I think Sanka is typing his comments with one hand.

  445. Cain - January 27, 2010 | 10:55 pm · Link

    @Just Some Fuckhead:
    Agreed. I hope it is enough. I really felt that he spoke for me and that he was reading Balloon-Juice and others and was able to send signals to Congress about how a lot of us feels.

    cain

  446. darryl - January 27, 2010 | 11:09 pm · Link

    Sanka inadvertently picked a great moniker. Cause sanka is what you get when you take a useful substance and remove the part that makes people smarter. He named himself with the same competence as the tea baggers. Kinda takes you back to the Bush years….

  447. Notorious P.A.T. - January 27, 2010 | 11:09 pm · Link

    Sounds like a good speech. Now let’s see if he actually DOES ANYTHING. You know, like calling the Senate and telling Lieberman “I saved your ass, how about paying me back?” or firing Geithner or something.

  448. nepat - January 27, 2010 | 11:11 pm · Link

    @General Winfield Stuck:

    You really need to see it. It was a religious experience.

  449. Notorious P.A.T. - January 27, 2010 | 11:15 pm · Link

    Jon Stewart is mentioning O’Keefe’s arrest. Wow, he is acknowledging some responsibility for swallowing O’Keefe’s bullshit about ACORN hook, line, sinker, and pole. Not a lot, but some.

  450. Notorious P.A.T. - January 27, 2010 | 11:17 pm · Link

    perusing this thread, not having watched the speech, it seemed liked Obama came out fighting. Or something to that order.

    You don’t fight in a speech. Fighting is “if you Congressmen don’t push through a Consumer Protection Agency I won’t campaign for you”. Fighting is “Appointee X is doing a terrible job, so he’s out”.

  451. Tax Analyst - January 27, 2010 | 11:17 pm · Link

    @Anne Laurie:

    Careful, Nancy, that little fvcker carries a back-up shiv in his back-up shiv. I say you demand Nino send his pet John-John in… one good punch & Roberts throws up his hands & squeals NOT THE FACE OH PLEEEEAASE HALP ME NOT MY PRETTY FACE

    Yeah, between Pelosi and Roberts its easy to see which one acts worse than a frightened old woman (no offense meant to you frightened old women out there), and the name is NOT “Nancy”.

    It’s just sickening how many partisan, Republican-owned little bitches there are in the SCOTUS.

  452. General Winfield Stuck - January 27, 2010 | 11:19 pm · Link

    @nepat: I will on rerun.

  453. Wile E. Quixote - January 27, 2010 | 11:28 pm · Link

    @Martin:

    @Wile E. Quixote:

    What do you want to bet he hears that all the time from Scalia before the rough sex starts?

    With Roberts huddling in the corner calling balls and strikes.

    But where does that leave Clarence Thomas? Hmmm, on second thought I don’t want to know.

  454. D-Chance. - January 27, 2010 | 11:33 pm · Link

    Didn’t see one second of it.

    Did I really miss anything important? Laying -140 on the “no”.

  455. burnspbesq - January 27, 2010 | 11:42 pm · Link

    @Notorious P.A.T.:

    Ever seen “1000 Ways to Die”? It’s pretty good dark humor.

    Making a note of that. Thanks for the recco.

    I’m in a better mood now. Florida State made a game of it for a while, and some will continue to whine that we rely too much on Scheyer, Singler, and Smith. But a win is a win is a win. I’m ready to listen to SOTU now.

  456. burnspbesq - January 28, 2010 | 12:02 am · Link

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    Hard nipples, schmard schmipples. I think I just released an egg.

    You win. I ‘bout wet my pants when I read that.

  457. burnspbesq - January 28, 2010 | 12:09 am · Link

    @Sanka:

    Mark the occasion, ladies and gentlemen.

    At 10:29 p.m., Eastern Standard Time, on January 27, 2010, Sanka said something that makes sense.

    This happens even less often than the appearance of Halley’s Comet, or the New York Rangers winning the Stanley Cup.

    But you can say to your grandkids, “Yes, you little buttfaces, I was there the one time that Sanka made sense.”

  458. The Populist - January 28, 2010 | 2:01 am · Link

    Fuck you GOP. The next time any of you punks tell me that liberal judges are “activist” go fuck yourself. Alito’s disdainful mouthing proves these fuckers lied to get appointed and they are only interested in giving their masters every judgement they ask for.

    Fuck off and I hope the term “liberal activist judges” dies and is replaced by “scum sucking, corporate liar activist judges”

  459. The Populist - January 28, 2010 | 2:05 am · Link

    @Sanka:

    Uhhhh, the constitution and bill of rights SAYS WE THE PEOPLE, not ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CORPORATIONS.

    Sorry, last I checked the founding fathers were talking about actual people not fictional entities.

    I know it’s hard for your bootlicking beliefs to let down your guard and accept the truth, but if you want shove your talking points at anybody, I suggest you run along and go play with the dittoheads. You guys can all circle jerk each other by acting idiotic.

  460. D-Chance. - January 28, 2010 | 7:00 am · Link

    Hilarious.


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